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The worst thing I ever did (730 hits)

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Rating: -0.3 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by The Mailman (View user info) at 2006-06-01 14:55:25 EDT

Your mom.

P.S. I think I may be your father.

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-18 09:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh no so confusing.

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliance!

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-01 16:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

har

har

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nope!! my Dad's the MilkMan!!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

mms

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you wanted
to take a break
slow it down some and
have some space
well fuck you too

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget
to give me back my black T-shirt

I wish I hadn't bought you dinner
right before you
dumped me on your front porch

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget
to give me back my black T-shirt
hey, hey

So you wanted
to take a break
slow it down some and
have some space

Give me my money back
give me my money back
you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

papa was a rolling stone...

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, I remember my mom saying something about one of my dads being named Julie and having a bad ass. Nasty ass, sorry. She said 'nasty ass'. 'Nastyass Julie' she called him. Good times, good times.

Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DAD!?!?!

Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sorry. Juvenile of me? Perhaps. But I laughed sooooo much.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*tumbleweeds blowing*