Politician jokes (1132 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: -0.8 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bobby Orr (View user info) at 2003-06-13 16:55:30 EDT
Here are some jokes that will tickle your Republican funny bone:
What do you call a politician with half a brain cell? A Democrat.
What do you call a politician with no brain cells? A member of the Green Party.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Democrats
Democrats who?
Welfare
Why did the Democrat cross the road?
Welfare
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-06-14 03:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think there is a word I am looking for....might it be LAME?
"Why did the democrat cross the road?"
"Welfare"
I am honestly glad dillholes like you won't ever amount to anything.
-2 for being an idiot.
-Tom
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-06-13 22:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just graduated to the top of my CUT LIST.
Prepare for your face cutting cock face.
-BerZ
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-06-13 22:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im not partial to any political party, and still i found niether of those anything to even smirk about.
GFJ
Submitted by TBD (user info) at 2003-06-13 21:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock knock.
Fuck you.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-13 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why did the fuckface cross the road?
So he could get run over by a steamroller.
Fucking fuckface.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-13 17:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You've got to hand it to this kid, that if he really is in the 8th grade. The last thing on my mind when I was 13 was political issues, and I probably would've stared at you with blank eyes had you told me this joke when I was that age...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-06-13 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the best you can come up with!? Horrible.
Two thumbs down.
Yuk.
Die.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-13 17:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a peculiar lad.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 17:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohmmmm...ohhmmmmm
come one i mean really, lets make it funny.
welfare (i dont know, i was just compelled to type it!)
welfare
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-06-13 16:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no sense