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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry
Labels: Misc

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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-06-01 19:01:16 EDT


Just a collection of random thoughts, phrases and other stuff I've written and put together here for you all to laugh at...

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I am the neverending - I am the neverending
I am the simplified - I am the agent of change
I am full of possibilities - I am always rearranged
( I will invent the event of tomorrow )

What will you do in the name of choice?
Will you cry aloud to the name of a god
Whisper his names in one of your prayers
Hoping he hears you in his heaven upstairs
Will you strike out to leave your mark on this world
So that your name will be written in history books
Talk of accomplishments and all that it took
- This is the crux (Believe it)
- Time will tell if your worthy

Go sit down and look at what you've done
And ask yourself "Was it worth it"
- - - I believe so, you say
It seemed like more than a moment,( like a lifetime strapped together)
We had all the time in the world to forget
What would have you done differently?
We have all the time in the world for regret

Change is a weapon used against us to evolve.
I choose to stay the same - I choose to stay the same
- Then you can never grow and be a man
Well then I have only myself to blame, myself to blame

Well, I slid on down home, to feel my way around
And it seemed to me, that if I was found
I could make the motion to let the snakes go loose
Wrap that rope as tight could be 'round my brother's throat
And drop him in a noose.
And they'd call me Cain, (for sure they would)
For my choice be none enlightened
But If I be damned if I would know
Folks 'round here would sure be frightened.

It seems to me that too much time has passed between us
Like you're drifting in another space
Like you're wearing another face
It seems to me that too much has happened right between us
Like you're tired of breathing air
Like you're on some kind of dare

Wait for it, wait for it - Right there
The way your upper teeth curl over your lip when you smile
I think I'll keep that image with me for awhile

I never wanted this to happen, she said
I never wanted to believe her
I never wanted to have it go this far
I never wanted this forever



Shine on through - shine on through this
You are the only one
What's your next bold move?
Have you given any thought to what you've done?
Shine on through - shine on through this
You are so close to me
What's your next brave idea?
Have you given any thought on how we'll get free?
Shine on through - shine on through this
You are not ever wrong
What's your next sly plan?
Have you given any thought on how you'll grow so strong?

Fate, a ruined Adonis, laid to waste by the matters of human choice, by chance, by chaos. We are not a people ruled by destiny. We are free, led by the unmerciful hand of randomness that casts us astray in a universe populated by little more than animals of change, eager to devour us.

- All Magick is change, all change is chaos.

Break me down a little farther, my child
Take me down to my roots
Drag me all the way to the founders, my child
Let me take a bite of the fruit
I want a taste of the poison apple
I want to drain the divine from my veins
The snake may have done us a disservice
But it's time god withdraw from his reigns

Who are you to ask me what I want?
Does this face looked carved in stone?
Choices are made from living flesh
Not from heaps of Ancestors bones
The past is not presented here
The future cast not in dried mud
I will make my own pathway
My travel marked with living blood

I look at your picture and wonder why I lied to you
( I know why, I know why)
Seemed so much easier at the time
Not so much when you cried
But I was trying my best at being a bastard
I believe I won first prize that day


- - - So when you wake up - I think we'll all smile
- - - So when I let go - I think we'll all die
It seemed so innocent
That night on the road
I was listening
I let you unload
I wasn't all that tired
I wasn't really bored
I was just as surprised
When that car hit us in your door
--Your heartbeat pulses with the machines
--So when you wake up - I think we'll all smile
--So when I let go - I think we'll all die
--I'll do my part - I'll do my best
--Your Heartbeat

I can build something from nothing
Watch me now, watch me now
The time at recess won't be wasted
All that freedom won't be tasted
Line up in alphabetical order
Or tallest to the shorter
Now divide us down the middle
When we were so very little
...I told you this was to make it all better
...Why can't you listen, Write your name on the board
...You have a choice now, so use it
...I told you this was to make it all better

These facts are immutable - Just as I am unmovable
Who can say what we'll say when we are faced with decay
Make no effort to depress - There's no way I'm that impressed

( Let rage have the hour, let fury have the day )

I wanted to see something that is simple, something that is calm
I wanted to be someone who is angry, someone who is wrong
I needed the safety of your embrace, incase of a problem
A solution, my darling, when you went off like a bomb
- The situation is beautiful and it reminds me of you
- The situation is beautiful and it reminds me of you

What are the chances we'd end up here like this
What are the chances I'd feel like you do
Why do you see me as an enemy all the time
Why do you see me as something to fight through

Choice - Will - Volition - Freedom - Discretion - Inclination - Intent - Purpose - Option - Originate - Determination - Desire - Autocracy - Unbidden - Fated - Preordained - Destined

Mark the Master as the Maker, Make the Multitudes Multiply
What did I just say?


I'm not marching any faster than I would like to
I won't shed this weight for you
It's my burden to carry (My sacrifice)
I won't shed this weight for you

-What role will you play in the upcoming events?
-Will you take the lead in this series of suspense?
-Will you be a witness or a glorious actor?
-Just a stage hand or a defining factor?
-Lights, hit the camera, now take the stage
-It's time for you to be the talk of the age

I would bleed the universe dry, just so you would grant me one glimpse of your stars...

Whisper these kind words in my ear once again
And let me choose between my damnations
A lifetime serving you here on this earth
Or forever residing in hell below
I've seen the grace you've stole from the arms
Of children screaming the names of the gods
I've seen the face of the infernal mask
That lives in in the heart of the one in the ground

Some say the end is so very near
Any fucking day now (Any fucking way)
I believe in miracles sanctioned by the masses
If that is the case here, honey
Then don't look at me when placing blame
...I have a suggestion - It'll take just a second
...Take, take, take just a memory
...Fuse together all our mistakes, all of our lies
...Call it a life, call it our baby boy
...And set it free - And set it free

Spread your legs and let me climb down there so I can worship you for a while...

I know you the best, now look in the mirror
See the reflection - What do you see
Images of you and images of me
Distorting the facts and all of the truth
Telling you all the things you could never be

Can you please remember who was watching you before
And who was inside you when all of this started
I'm not alone - There's a chance you'll stay here
I'm not alone - I believe you'll see this through
I'm not alone - There's nothing for you to fear
I'm not alone - I'll do my best for you

Last longer than it takes to linger on my finger tips
Can you do that simple thing for me?
All I ask is that you make me wonder what you taste like
And that you make me wait an eternity for your name
You look like an angel with flaming hair
Was that the same before your fall?

I found you first - I found you first
I framed you for the murder of the only son
That gag around your mouth tells me other wise
Look into my eyes and let me know your intentions
I may have burned some bridges getting here
May have burned some bridges rising this far
But I may just get out of this alive
- - - Don't call it it an accident
- - - It's part of my plan
- - - It's not all that permanent
- - - It's all part of the plan

I wanted it to be, you and me, just in case we were free, just forever
People suffering, stiffening, sickening
That's such a wonderful sentiment, I believe you meant it
Fill me with this false song (I need to hear it again)
Everything wasn't right when I heard it the first time
Dancing with a friendship so platonic it's shocking
I just wanted to say the choice is easy
You keep coming back to the point that I mentioned before
(I told you) You're feelings don't really matter

Play a little circus music...
To live this life, it takes some ridicule
Hold that mother fucking fist on up high
You never asked the reason why
It takes more than an army
To ride the heavens down from the sky

Think about tearing it all down in the name of history, think about what that could mean.

Names are like decoys, meant to lead us astray
I want to be taken somewhere
That I don't belong, where I don't don't have to be
The person I have grown into

Don't frighten me with the thought of you happy in someone else's arms.

Loose lips have sunk ships, so you must have lost a battalion
Have you made yourself proud with all that you've done
You're conquests must number somewhere in the thousands






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User Reviews


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i miss alot of ur posts

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WOW! how do i get whatever the hell you are on. oh yeah, i have to be INSANE. :(

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like it better when you free-range draw

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:12:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Darko, don't make me kill you off again...
--------------------------------

this was a +1 but you earned the extra point.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

That was the most heartfelt review that I have ever seen teh 0-man do.

Weird, he DOES speak without rhyming sometimes.

---

Sorry. What I meant to write was:

Thar she blows, that whale of white
The seaspray's thick with foam tonight
The body crests, the tail flips
Then fluid shoots from out her lips
I'm Ahab and my spear's hit true
But now I don't know what to do
I'm dripping and she's squirming more
She's never done this once before
My face and chest, immaculate
My wife's stained with ejaculate

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved these.

I'll be putting some of these in my notebook of favorite thoughts/sayings. Hope you don't mind.

Submitted by Boatplank (user info) at 2006-06-02 05:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

timshel

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was the most heartfelt review that I have ever seen teh 0-man do.

Weird, he DOES speak without rhyming sometimes.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sometimes ripping out a bunch of scattered thoughts is more revealing and fulfilling than sitting down and straight up penning a piece.

Great pieces here. I should scrounge up some of my ramblings and false starts to add to this offering of yours.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Don't frighten me with the thought of you happy in someone else's arms. "

tell me about it :(


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 in hopes that in your future series (and current one) you give me more than seven words when mentioning me.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish there way to more accurately convey how gay this was, but this is the best one I know: GAY!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Darko, don't make me kill you off again...

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're a troubled individual... But aren't we all...

+1 for the effort.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV