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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-06-01 23:59:29 EDT
Pop-quiz hotshot.
You don't have to work tomorrow.
Your wife and child are asleep and will presumably remain so for the next seven to eight hours.
You have alcohol, a PS2 and a progressive scan DVD player with a high definition TV.
What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?!
User Reviews
Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oooh, The Fifth Element---I love that movie!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
X-MEN 3 WAS THE SHITTIEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
Cliche dialogue.... dramatic pause... cliche follow up. LOOK GUYS IT'S THE HUGH JACKMAN AND HALLE BERRY SHOW! Even if they hadn't dramatically changed the story, it still would have been terrible. Terrible. Even FF was better, and that's saying something, really.
I had to bitch on someone's post and you are the obvious choice.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMoo
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get loaded and watch Mallrats with no pants on.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
heavy alcohol consumption while watching simpsons, then some GTA.
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yippy-ki-ae mother fucker
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What he said
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to mention the fact that you are a lawyer, it makes all the difference. I would watch Super Troopers. Not that that was an option, which it should have been.
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GTA SA.
pick up a hooker, shoot some cops, crash some cars, steal a plane then go to bed.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THREE WORDS, TEEPH
MAZES
AND
MONSTERS
http://www.spookylibrarians.com/mazes.html
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GTA San Andreas, Mallrats and Office Space.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:22:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd dance around my house singing the "Greece" soundtrack, but thats just me.
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Oh my god retro, I totally <3 you for that.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd dance around my house singing the "Greece" soundtrack, but thats just me.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shouldn't even have to ask. Fraggle Rock and Dark Crystal all the way.
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
no porn... what a shame
watch the movies you remember the least...
I'd go with office space, Mallrats, & anchorman FTW
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last night me and my brother had an in depth discussion of if he should, or should not move out witha girl in san franscisco.
we got drunk and watched aliens.
I need to see dark crystal again.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fraggle Rock.
Yes.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
watch them all in alphabetical order, take a shot at EVERY scene change.
It's an endurance challenge.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
heavy alcohol consumption while watching simpsons, then some GTA.
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yippy-ki-ae mother fucker
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tom Cruise is a shit.
Submitted by Drygionus (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a warm fuzzy feeling from knowing that I'm not the only guy out there with The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth. But Gangs of New York is just ghey...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dan made me puke a little in my mouth
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tommy Boy for a laugh and get drunk in order for furious masterbation to mila jovavich. Don't wipe it up, it's easier if you just scrape up in the morning.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta say Fraggle Rock...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you watch Dark Crystal of course.
that noise that vulture thingy makes cracks me up.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never got into Labrynth for some reason. Probably the spelling difficulty associated with it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have Dark Crystal but no Labyrinth?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<kills self>
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 each for:
Fraggle Rock
Office Space
Simpsons
GTA
Tommy Boy
Anchorman
WHAT? I HOPE IT WASNT MY COAT!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
anchorman
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i leave the house and go to chinatown...uh...
at least i used to
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
TOMMY BOY REPEATEDLY
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fraggle Rock!!!! YOU Rock!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
watch anchorman drunk.
it is amazing.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heavy alcohol consumption while watching simpsons, then some GTA.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit on the coats and buy more PS2 games.
In that order.
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SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE COATS!
haha dane
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of Jesus . . . Caul has been conspicuously absent lately . . .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O-Tron - There ARE more PS2 games, but most of them don't let me kill mexicans. I've also rented Spartan Total Warrior recently. Surprisingly good.
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or you could get some pot and have a really good time.
Jesus would do that too.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mallrats and tommy boy while getting drunk, followed by two hours of GTA and then some simpsons to end it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit on the coats and buy more PS2 games.
In that order.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I watch the Fifth Element, I get to whack it to Caul's sister.
If I play GTA, I get to kill mexicans . . .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF? My monitor's going all squigly.
That sucks. Guess I gotta get an lcd tomorrow. Damn.
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-02 00:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink some brown liquor and chase women.
That's what I'd do.
I bet Jesus would too.