NSFW My Penos: NOT Next To a Ruler NSFW (6214 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -0.83 on 127 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-06-02 07:36:49 EDT
Penostrity.JPG (421 kB) [image/pjpeg]
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had sex once
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 17:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-22 19:50:32 EDT (#)
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I loled...I really like to know who spends a dollar putting this up on the uber board. Seriously...it's getting more funny now, although I think someone has a slight obsession with me :)
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-01-23 17:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
still sucks
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I am. You can "hehehe" at that one too :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:50:46 EST (#)
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are you saying i'm in that collage?
i'm not that retarded.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:49:01 EST (#)
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Caul, you remember this one as well? http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964 (NSFW)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yes, i remember the pic of these pasty white people fucking and a hairy small dick.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 07:12:53 EST (#)
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lol @ this resurfacing. I don't really care who's behind it...it's funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:03:11 EST (#)
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this was the male urbane moment, but this guy can't get hounded away.
not sure which is worse.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:28:33 EST (#)
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oops
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:12:42 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:06:28 EST (#)
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Is your dick hole off-center??
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-03 03:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I don't think any of the other clowns on this website has the fucking balls to do what I just did."
It's HAVE, you fucking illiterate dipshit.
SCORE ANOTHER POINT FOR NOTEPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:57:22 EDT (#)
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good man for linking that, bartimus
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:56:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:53:39 EDT (#)
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You guys can't get off my dick.
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You posted it, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-02 16:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whew. Proof that Shlongy doesn't have the smallest dick on Uber...THANKFULLY!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-02 14:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys can't get off my dick. Almost 5K hits. My guess is Apollo or JonnyX.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-15 10:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose the lady? but why!
Submitted by Miss.Sassy (user info) at 2007-04-15 10:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 09:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You DO have a small cock, though.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:14:58 EST (#)
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And what is this faggot business calling it a 'penos'? Jesus.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-09 15:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh, all I see are two people fucking arseholes.
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-12-08 21:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give a +1 because you obviously need it if all this is worth your time and for the fact that you have obvious mental deficienciesas shown by the child-like scribblings over these photos. So here is a positive rating to make your feeble mind happy. Ya, I can see you smiling and clapping in excitement right now.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-08 14:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go ahead and remove it now.
I saved it.
crtl+print screen is a wonderous thing.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, 5 whole inches. is anyone else as impressed as i am? newsflash- what separates the men from the boys is at least 7 or 8 inches, minimum. and 5 inches is the absolute minimum for girth if you want to be a big cock diesel motherfucker. you look like you're working with about 4 there.
ps- that chick is NAS-TAY, babydick.
good job on making yourself look like common trash.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:22:13 EDT (#)
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k just to point out, I've seen a *lot* of amateur dick pics
and I like how your only full on pic is from what I call the "exaggeration" angle
i.e. it makes you look way bigger than you actually are
but hey, as many uberskanks post their tits, nice to get one for our side
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-12 22:28:41 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:47:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Rubbish.
You clearly used a stunt cock.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:53:17 (#)
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No Comment
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Jealous much?
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lol
Oh, and good job camping on this stupid post, replying to everything anyone says. I await your witty, blistering retort.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This post was a good thing - it really was.
When I'm waxing the weasel to the veritable plethora of porn available to me, occasionally a tinge of penis envy kicks in. From now on when that feeling comes to me, I can link back to this post and think, "Hey, at least I'm not that guy."
You've provided a remedy for a slight psychological tick in me. Thank you, sir. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
P.S. That chick's cooch looks like someone shoved their fist into a rotten pumpkin.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-09 06:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:26:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
So...
you fucked Urbane?
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do you even know what the fuck you are talking about you fucking annoying noob?
COME UP WITH SOME ORIGINAL MATERIAL AND QUIT MOOCHING OFF ALL PREVIOUS UBER IDIOSYNCRATIC CHICHES
fucking wanker
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-09 05:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ew...
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You sir, have a small cock!!
But kudos for posting pics of it!!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't vote cause I didn't read it all but this shit was funny as hell!!!
Sick. Your bitch is disgusting. You are disgusting. Don't ever leave the trailer again.
I mean, I know this says NSFW on the title. Trust me, I'm generally very receptive to porn. But my lunch is having a significant relationship with my floor now and I have to clean that shit up.
Submitted by Ogg (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow he must be ball fucking her...that means he has 1 giant pointy ball.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...
you fucked Urbane?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick. Your bitch is disgusting. You are disgusting. Don't ever leave the trailer again.
I mean, I know this says NSFW on the title. Trust me, I'm generally very receptive to porn. But my lunch is having a significant relationship with my floor now and I have to clean that shit up.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you apollo.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's it?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:27:30 (#)
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I think you're missing the point Merlina. You are a butch with military arms. Unless I wanted you grasp my dick like a jackhammer on your construction site, I wouldn't screw you. Nonetheless, you still haven't proved your point.
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Me?!? butch? ha ha haa ha ha ha... *sigh*
No, am not butch, although I am strong and have toned biceps.
I have no point to prove or make - just thought this was a tad distastful. Surely you know that yourself anyway.
Submitted by serge263 (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:25:22 EDT (#)
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its okay
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and it's STILL tiny! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Even hard, that thing looks like it should be hanging off a fucking garden gnome!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo cracks me up.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you work at the morgue?
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
honest amatuer porn, what the fuck more do you guys want?
....some people are never happy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:50:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
And this, my friends is what happens when you cave to the pressure of a bunch of internet bastards. I want to offer my congrats to Method, the Professor and anyone else who pushed this guy over the edge, manipulative little bastards all. I salute you.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88602
The ruler part.......my post?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:18:05 EDT (#)
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actually on reading the comments you seem like an arsehole, though maybe its just because of the shitty comments you're getting.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck is this?
Those are some of the least arousing pictures of an attractive woman ever.
She is attractive, insulting some woman you've never met because she's doing someone else you've never met but have spoken to on that intarweb is pathetic.
Your dick does seem to be smaller than average, so what, who the fuck cares?
I don't wee why there's all the hate, but this is a pretty shitty post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
geez, great tattoo, it's like a whole comic book for her to read
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahaah
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:02:03 EDT (#)
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wait
your dick is white?
but I thought you was a nigger?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're missing the point Merlina. You are a butch with military arms. Unless I wanted you grasp my dick like a jackhammer on your construction site, I wouldn't screw you. Nonetheless, you still haven't proved your point.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:11:16 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:01:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious turn off if ever I saw one.
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Aww shucks, what's your point. I'll never see you and if I did, I probably wouldn't screw you...so, what's the point?
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No, you wouldn't "screw me" because why should I want you to?
I choose and I have taste my darling.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:22:03 EDT (#)
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If it's so fucking disgusting, why are you even commenting....It tells you NSFW for a reason you moulies. Haha, it was truly fucked up.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:17:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:50:33 (#)
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And this, my friends is what happens when you cave to the pressure of a bunch of internet bastards. I want to offer my congrats to Method, the Professor and anyone else who pushed this guy over the edge, manipulative little bastards all. I salute you.
Oh and, sicosemen? Uber cocks HAVE been done before, you are by far not the first. So why don't you tuck that ego back in your pants and get on with your life.
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truly disgusting
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:05:33 EDT (#)
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urbane?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:50:33 EDT (#)
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Are YOU out of your fucking mind? While she may not be toned, she's about 5'6"ish and about 120 if that. Maybe if you have been with more than oh, I don't know, no one you'd fucking know this. It was a nice try and all. I just recently acquired my fupa and even still, if you look at that clownshow pic, you'll see that I'm not fat either you fucking moron. Open your eyes, stop reading the wet stories in your homo erotica books.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:40:48 (#)
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The only one who is fat is me, and it's my gut. You have absolutely no clue do you?
Are you out of your fuckin mind?? look at the pictures where she is laying down and the one where you have your little peeter inside of her. Layin down pic, that girls stomach looks ilke if i poke it, it will jiggle for forfuckinever. And for the other one, she has her legs spread, and you can just see the makings of a FUPA...come on now, i know fat chicks need lovin too..but dont be in denial buddy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:40:48 EDT (#)
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The only one who is fat is me, and it's my gut. You have absolutely no clue do you?
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 just because i thought of the gut wrenching sounds that must be made when 2 fat people are having sex...
THWAP!!!!!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:20:45 EDT (#)
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-2 for the post.
+2 because I clicked it, even though I knew I shouldn't.
-Dave
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:11:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:01:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious turn off if ever I saw one.
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Aww shucks, what's your point. I'll never see you and if I did, I probably wouldn't screw you...so, what's the point?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious turn off if ever I saw one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't understand your motives for posting this. It was quite shit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:20:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:13:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously fail to see how this has a neg rating...
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Me too, but I'm not complaining. It's probably because it started off negatively, but who the fuck cares?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seriously fail to see how this has a neg rating...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude...
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:59:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:49:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:34:13 (#)
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as far as SIZE goes...? Normal sized, I'd say. Perhaps a bit on the skinny side.
TRUST ME IM AN EXPERT
ahhahaha...call me
seriously....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:34:13 EDT (#)
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as far as SIZE goes...? Normal sized, I'd say. Perhaps a bit on the skinny side.
TRUST ME IM AN EXPERT
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:22:16 EDT (#)
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Sorry man but there's nothing impressive about that cock.
Any chick who tells you otherwise is either lying to pondor to your ego or else needs to get out more.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:18:39 EDT (#)
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Nothing enhanced my package you fucking tool. Jealous much?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:16:27 EDT (#)
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wow, and I've been paying for pics to jerk off to all this time?
Glad to see some quality stuff on uber. Yep.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:33:24 (#)
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What the fuck is artifacting?
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What's artifacting? What's photoshop? What are pixels? If I keep asking dumb questions, people will assume I have a big penis despite all photographic evidence to the contrary.
Do you really have no life?
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You get your jollies by posting fuzzy pictures of your unit on some lame internet forum. Don't you think it's a bit late to be throwing stones?
Yes, I know you are saying that they are photoshopped or something. If you are dumb enough to think that I'd photoshop this and then put it in paint, you are a fucking moron.
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I really don't care what photo package enhanced your little package, but I'm pretty sure most of them have ms paint's airbrush/marker tools...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:12:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:01:56 (#)
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And I thought your hands were fucked up....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82928
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Haha, it's amazing what posts people remember.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:06:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:23 (#)
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not quite sure what to say about this. you spelled faggots wrong though.
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hhaha
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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And I thought your hands were fucked up....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82928
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:48:41 EDT (#)
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wow that was awesome!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:33:24 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is artifacting? Do you really have no life? Yes, I know you are saying that they are photoshopped or something. If you are dumb enough to think that I'd photoshop this and then put it in paint, you are a fucking moron.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On second glance, that pic looks like you're not limp, which does prove the size: ~ 3-4 inches?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:15:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:04:43 (#)
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The photos are unaltered except for the paint I did on top. They came straight from the developer on disc.
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If those are true to life, you might want to see a doctor. All that artifacting on your beer gut is likely teh aids.
And what makes any of you think that this is my girlfriend? It was never my girlfriend and if she allows them, then I'm going to promote them. Girlfriend, haha.
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I suppose this IS great advertising for a prostitute. So did she travel to your parent's basement, or did you do an incall in her stepdad's trailer?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:15:01 EDT (#)
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Uh, these pics prove nothing about size. So, you're buried half-way in, with an inch sticking out?
That one pic does prove something about stamina, though. You're limp and she's playing with herself. Very revealing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:23 EDT (#)
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not quite sure what to say about this. you spelled faggots wrong though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:04:43 EDT (#)
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The photos are unaltered except for the paint I did on top. They came straight from the developer on disc. And what makes any of you think that this is my girlfriend? It was never my girlfriend and if she allows them, then I'm going to promote them. Girlfriend, haha.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:58:18 EDT (#)
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That's some nice pixelation surrounding the unit there, Van Gogh. Surprised you only expanded it to, what, five and a half inches as opposed to something at least fairly impressive? If you were a gentleman, you could have used some of your sl33k hax0rz skills to give your bangtail friend skintone or breasts, or at least removed your pasty beer gut.
+1 out of pity. Now go get a decent graphical suite.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:50:32 EDT (#)
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"You're an absolute scumbag, and I hope you fall down a well and Lassie is nowhere to be found"
thats fuckin priceless...and i agree w/method, why would i ever think about even posting a pic of my girls face on here??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, unlike retards like you, I don't post pictures of my personal life on here, nor disrespect any girlfriend I may currently have by posting pictures of her face OR vagina on a public website. You're an absolute scumbag, and I hope you fall down a well and Lassie is nowhere to be found
Absolute white trash. Un-fucking-believable
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:37:57 EDT (#)
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You people actually think I give a shit what you say. That's funny. Yes, it was requested that I post these fagot. And unless you're going to post a picture of your girlfriend, why mention it? If I say I'm going to do it, I will, the rest of you talk, talk, talk and don't show. Haha. Good ones, though, really.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:26:11 EDT (#)
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method can you get on aim
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:20:58 EDT (#)
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well put method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:18:18 EDT (#)
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Have fun with your STD's, you fucking knob, when I see diseased white trash pussy like that, I run for the hills. Apparently you don't know any better. God forbid you wear a rubber when you're shooting "amateur porn". When they're nodding off on a heroin binge, it doesn't really count as porn, it's called "rape".
No one asked for this bullshit, they asked for you to post a picture of your dick next to a ruler. You baby dicked faggot, no one cares; when you're balls deep in a midget, anyones dick looks big, and your dick is STILL below average, at best.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:18:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:13:41 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:09:49 (#)
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who cares??? you look like you're banging the pillsbury dough boy's sister
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Lighting is an issue, she's not that pasty and even if she was, it's still more than your getting.
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that was some funny shit right there..you have no clue about my girl, italian, gymnast, gorgeous....nice try though
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:13:57 EDT (#)
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This says a lot about you, dude.
Unfortunately, I don't think it's quite what you intended to say.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:13:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:09:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares??? you look like you're banging the pillsbury dough boy's sister
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Lighting is an issue, she's not that pasty and even if she was, it's still more than your getting.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares??? you look like you're banging the pillsbury dough boy's sister
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:09:04 EDT (#)
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Anyone nick named Kind Dong must have at least and 8" member.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:05:05 EDT (#)
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No, I gave you a respectable enormous peni comment. If you would like a small cock one I can have my friend (whom we've nicknamed King Dong) come over here and post a bit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:02:25 EDT (#)
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Still haven't heard a small cock comment....ehh?
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:58:39 EDT (#)
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-2 for the pasty white fatty....
oh, and the gross asshole...
and just in general.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:52:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:50:33 (#)
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And this, my friends is what happens when you cave to the pressure of a bunch of internet bastards. I want to offer my congrats to Method, the Professor and anyone else who pushed this guy over the edge, manipulative little bastards all. I salute you.
Oh and, sicosemen? Uber cocks HAVE been done before, you are by far not the first. So why don't you tuck that ego back in your pants and get on with your life.
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Yes, ma'am.
*sulks*
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:51:57 EDT (#)
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I have had many women tell me that I have a large penos but I guess they have never come across you oh copernicus of the penos world.
---bows with small tear on cheek---
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:50:33 EDT (#)
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And this, my friends is what happens when you cave to the pressure of a bunch of internet bastards. I want to offer my congrats to Method, the Professor and anyone else who pushed this guy over the edge, manipulative little bastards all. I salute you.
Oh and, sicosemen? Uber cocks HAVE been done before, you are by far not the first. So why don't you tuck that ego back in your pants and get on with your life.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:47:15 EDT (#)
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Why, oh why did I click?
-2 for the pictures not being the least bit twitch inducing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:38:30 (#)
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There's a big black blob sketched in on one of the pics. Didn't know if it was someone off to the side or not.
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That's her face laying sideways, just thought I'd clear it out.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:41:35 EDT (#)
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Bad form, mate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:39:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:35:49 (#)
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Someone needs to get her asshole bleached.
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This made me cry.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:38:30 EDT (#)
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There's a big black blob sketched in on one of the pics. Didn't know if it was someone off to the side or not.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:35:49 EDT (#)
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Someone needs to get her asshole bleached.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:33:26 (#)
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Jumping jahozaphats (sp? it was fun to sound out) Batman!
I hope she wasn't a butter-face....
And is there another dude in there?
And is she assfucking your nuts?
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No she's not a butter face, but I blurred her face out for her benefit...and what makes you think there's another dude...it's only me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:33:26 EDT (#)
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Jumping jahozaphats (sp? it was fun to sound out) Batman!
I hope she wasn't a butter-face....
And is there another dude in there?
And is she assfucking your nuts?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:31:24 EDT (#)
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Oh my dear God. I can't believe you actually did this.
This used to be a bannable offense, but I'm not sure that bart bans ANYONE anymore nowadays.
Constructive criticism? Ummmm....get a tan. :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:26:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:08:50 (#)
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I pity the fool who's too insecure to trust.
Nigger.
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Berty's alter uncovered. Mr_T
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:07:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:53:17 (#)
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No Comment
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Jealous much?
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:59:02 EDT (#)
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-2 because the post was stupid
+1 because it was my fault for looking
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:53:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:52:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:48:52 (#)
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No Comment
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That's all you got you sorry mother fucker. Thanks for the input, cock holster.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:48:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:48:11 EDT (#)
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My paunch is hot...and I don't need to be desperate.
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:45:00 EDT (#)
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How is it 'ballsy' to anonymously post pictures of yourself? No one knows who you are, no one ever will know. There is nothing daring about what you did you desperate, desperate man. Also, lose the paunch you fat fuck.