We have retards robbing banks now. (536 hits)
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Submitted by phels97 (View user info) at 2006-06-02 09:42:46 EDT
TOKYO (Reuters) - A would-be Japanese bank robber asked staff how he should carry out the crime before meekly obeying a request to leave and then accidentally stabbing himself in the leg with a knife he was carrying.
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The 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.
According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, "Any idea how you rob a bank?" The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.
"He left quietly when asked to," the police spokesman said.
However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers.
Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.
"He didn't brandish the knife at anyone ... but he injured himself in the leg," the police spokesman said.
I dont know..if you're gonna rob a bank, dont you think you should plan it out a bit before?? Probably not a good idea to stab yourself in the leg either, thats the dumbest thing i've heard of since i saw the video of the cop shoot himself in the foot at the gun safety clinic.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:45:18 EDT (#)
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anyone who robs a bank, is an idiot
banks have no $...to speak of, plus you get the Feds on your ass
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:11:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:49:17 (#)
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We seem to have retards posting newspaper stories, too.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:50:14 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:54:53 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:45:52 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 (#)
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Retards are posting too.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:58:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:49:17 EDT (#)
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We seem to have retards posting newspaper stories, too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:50:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:54:53 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:45:52 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 (#)
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Retards are posting too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:05:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:45:52 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 (#)
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Retards are posting too.
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You are just mad cause everybody is makin fun of your fatty hook up. Ever hear of the sun??
And for you, hit the treadmill you fat piece of shit.
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I'm not mad, and I find it quite comical. I just think you have absolutely no fucking clue, that's all.
No clue on what?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 (#)
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Retards are posting too.
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You are just mad cause everybody is makin fun of your fatty hook up. Ever hear of the sun??
And for you, hit the treadmill you fat piece of shit.
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I'm not mad, and I find it quite comical. I just think you have absolutely no fucking clue, that's all.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:44:04 EDT (#)
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do you ever accidently take 13 laxatives instead of the reccommended two?
well...this was just as shitty.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:13:53 EDT (#)
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The story was funny.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:25:35 EDT (#)
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What the semenator said
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 (#)
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Retards are posting too.
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You are just mad cause everybody is makin fun of your fatty hook up. Ever hear of the sun??
And for you, hit the treadmill you fat piece of shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:50 EDT (#)
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Retards are posting too.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:04:15 EDT (#)
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Copy and paste auto -2.
Plus who the fuck copies and pastes the word ADVERTISEMENT along with the story?
DIE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:44:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.360soccer.com/images/bussted.jpg
This post was weak
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:44:49 EDT (#)
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...and posting about it too.
Send this crap to News of the Weird.