The Stunning Effects of Beer Goggles or Holy Fucking Christ am I an Asshole (3671 hits)
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Submitted by bad"asshole"mofo (View user info) at 2006-06-02 10:14:16 EDT
War...HAHAHAHAH...War is for Pussies!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-29 14:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved this- from back in the days when you didn't suck. (as much)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still a BUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAHA-a-thon
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:40:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:46:55 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAAH!
The photoshopped coolie sealed it!
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It took me a second to realize that was a typo.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:27:35 EDT (#)
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days of our uber
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-30 15:01:32 EDT (#)
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I'm like some kind of "reviewing fullstop". Nobody reviews a message after me. WHY?
Who cares.
+2 I killed your reviewing.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-29 15:55:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:46:22 (#)
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This is why I A) don't have MySpace, and B) never tell anyone I'm hot.
I'm perfectly hideous and happy for y'all to know it.
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Circe is the most attractive woman on Uber.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:35:50 EDT (#)
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Clue #1 that she's a heffer:
She's on myspace and flirting with guys she doesn't know.
no more clues are needed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 16:17:42 EDT (#)
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Fucking classic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-19 06:46:12 EDT (#)
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Oh thats all rather disappointing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:47:08 EST (#)
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Man, this was funny.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-21 10:35:17 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:12:38 (#)
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No Comment
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this rating was so predictable.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:12:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:46:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-03 09:08:55 (#)
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Rad, #11 is her?
OH MY BLECH!
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That DOES look like a cookie, though
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:48:19 EDT (#)
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there are actually uglier pictures of her out there.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-04 19:19:13 EDT (#)
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Mean-spirited, but you already know that.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:28:48 EDT (#)
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WOW.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:20:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:02:30 (#)
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...now you can take that cookie, and stick it up your (yeah)!...
wait, did i just quote limp bizkit?
<shudders>
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-03 13:42:07 EDT (#)
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Thar be some priceless comments here today
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:02:30 EDT (#)
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...now you can take that cookie, and stick it up your (yeah)!...
wait, did i just quote limp bizkit?
<shudders>
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-03 09:08:55 EDT (#)
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Rad, #11 is her?
OH MY BLECH!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:44:00 EDT (#)
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HELLO THAR BANGA
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:10:33 EDT (#)
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...but she has a cookie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 04:13:33 EDT (#)
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Direct your attention to #11
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:17:21 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:49:28 (#)
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she's despicably fat, but not as despicably fat as mandapanda"
OMG DMD LIEK U R SO MAEN AND SUTFF!!!@@!!!1!!!!11!1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:06:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:51 (#)
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What I have recently realised is how many fat men there are on Ubersite. Who cares. I'm going to eat a twix.
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that twix isn't going to help all that weight you just lost.
FUBGGBJBTAH
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:49:28 EDT (#)
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she's despicably fat, but not as despicably fat as mandapanda
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:46:55 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAAH!
The photoshopped coolie sealed it!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:36:30 EDT (#)
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I have been wanting to do this for SO LONG but I couldnt stoop to these levels.
I applaud your assholeness badass
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:01:57 EDT (#)
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glad you liked it
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:45:57 EDT (#)
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Haha, still funny.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:32:47 EDT (#)
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ZING
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:23:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:28:42 (#)
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I still say you guys are butt-munches because you made me hungry for a cookie.
There isn't any place where I can go to buy a single peanut butter cookie.
I just want one.
I refuse to buy a whole pack.
No cookie for me I guess.
Thanks a whole hell a lot!
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I waNT BISCUITS TOO. biscuits go well with internet porn.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:11:36 EDT (#)
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the Green Bay Packers 4th round draft pick for noseguard?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:41:13 EDT (#)
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OMG JASON UR SO MEAN :P
I don't see what the big deal is, I think Cookielass is nice and pretty - prettier than me anyway, but that ain't saying much. Nice job with the photoshopped cookie though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:32:39 EDT (#)
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Pretend my wang is a cookie.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:28:42 EDT (#)
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I still say you guys are butt-munches because you made me hungry for a cookie.
There isn't any place where I can go to buy a single peanut butter cookie.
I just want one.
I refuse to buy a whole pack.
No cookie for me I guess.
Thanks a whole hell a lot!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:31:49 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:51 (#)
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What I have recently realised is how many fat men there are on Ubersite. Who cares. I'm going to eat a twix."
yeah, but not as fat as you, pillow-legs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:19:50 EDT (#)
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Uber women, with about four exceptions, have a serious collective weight problem.
That's probably why they learned how to inhale cock like David Oreck.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:19:29 EDT (#)
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Haha.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:05:57 EDT (#)
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I don't really have an opinion on Cookie either way. She seems alright to me, although I don't understand where the vitriol comes from.
But, generally speaking, what is with the whole "myspace pose" thing? I'd rather share a so-so picture of me that is not deceptive rather than have people think, "dear god" when they see either the "real me" or a different picture. I mean, why lie? The truth always seems to come out anyway. Then again, there is a difference between putting a flattering picture up, and a deceptive picture up. I mean, most of the people you talk to on the internet (including me) are average at best anyway.
This post was humorous, however. I saw the war brewing yesterday, so this amuses me.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:50:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:55:41 (#)
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I agree with you there Berty in a sense
You see beauty has far little to do with physical beauty and a ton more to do with personality.
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Amen!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:47:16 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAH
TO sucks, by the way. That being directed more to her than you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:34:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:23:51 (#)
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don't worry Captain, I know Manda's not fat but she seemed to want to jump my shit and the post itself says nothing about being fat.
So her assumptions didn't sit well with me.
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I hear ya. I hate these situations where I see EVERY perspective of the situation.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:23:51 EDT (#)
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don't worry Captain, I know Manda's not fat but she seemed to want to jump my shit and the post itself says nothing about being fat.
So her assumptions didn't sit well with me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:22:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:21:48 (#)
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Oh and BTW, just to squelch any naysay, Manda's not fat. I've photographic proof of that.
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And NO it's not with my penis in her, or sicosemen's.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:21:48 EDT (#)
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Oh and BTW, just to squelch any naysay, Manda's not fat. I've photographic proof of that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:13:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:40:09 (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:36:40 (#)
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Jesus Christ.
Stop with the "OMG! LIEK, SHES FAT!!!!" posts already. Maybe if you guys would stop wanking over pictures of girls from the internet you'd stop being SO offended when you discover that they don't have the perfect bodies that your little pre-pubescent minds interpreted from a photo.
I don't like Cookielass. I just think you guys are being immature idiots.
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You just say that because you're probably fat
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AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE SWEETER THE PUSHIN'!!!
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:12:45 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHA....whats the matter gaz, did I hurt your feelings?
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:57:30 EDT (#)
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yes you are.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:56:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:51 (#)
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What I have recently realised is how many fat men there are on Ubersite. Who cares. I'm going to eat a twix.
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Badass is fat! He's festivly plump.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:00:26 (#)
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I really don't need to go into the list of reasons behind this post.
For the most part she has threatened to 'call me out', 'put me in the corner', and 'declare war' on me in the last few days.
I'm not one to sit by and take threats nor am I under the finger of anyone in this world.
Call if my act of defiance.
You don't have to like, its your right.
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Oh well in that case I love post! I thought you'd woken up this morning and decided to be a cunt but if she's been calling you out then she deserves this and more. Infact you've gone pretty easy on her.
It also changes my mind about here ingnoring the post. Rather than be mature and rising above it it actually looks like she's being a carried by not picking up the guantlet that she dared you to throw down.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:46:22 (#)
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This is why I A) don't have MySpace, and B) never tell anyone I'm hot.
I'm perfectly hideous and happy for y'all to know it.
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You need to write a post soon Circe, I need more camwhores of you to add to my shrine in the closet.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:51 EDT (#)
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What I have recently realised is how many fat men there are on Ubersite. Who cares. I'm going to eat a twix.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:37:55 EDT (#)
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I've been waiting all day for people to comment on that. Thanks for making my pathetic existance worthwhile, forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:32:27 EDT (#)
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You are an asshole because you photoshopped a cookie in there and now I'm hungry.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:05:39 EDT (#)
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careful....she is smarter than the average walrus.....
she may 'destroy' you on the interweb.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:03:37 EDT (#)
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I love that first pic...indeed, quite Geena Davis-esque...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:00:26 EDT (#)
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I really don't need to go into the list of reasons behind this post.
For the most part she has threatened to 'call me out', 'put me in the corner', and 'declare war' on me in the last few days.
I'm not one to sit by and take threats nor am I under the finger of anyone in this world.
Call if my act of defiance.
You don't have to like, its your right.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:57:15 EDT (#)
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So what sparked this off Badass?
And should it be Badass"hole"mofo.
I have to say though ignoring this post entirely is probably the smartest thing she could've done. No blood for the sharks.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:53:32 EDT (#)
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On the one hand, this is kinda mean and personality is more important than looks.
On the other hand, its just a joke (kinda) and it shouldn't bother her AND SHE HAS A HORRIBLE PERSONALITY.
You have nothing going for you. You've got spunk I guess. Unless I'm thikning of someone else.
But... I dunno I'm torn...crap post but me saying that is in no way an endorsement of 'er.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:51:42 EDT (#)
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glamour shots do wonders.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:35:42 EDT (#)
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My tribute to Cookielass: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76037
Oh, and this was pure hilarity.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:35:36 EDT (#)
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Well I've been informed that Cookie will not be joining in my fray today, sad that is.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:35:17 EDT (#)
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what are you trying to say, BAMF? Berty turns down action left and right! there's a veritable market for cripple fetishism
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:34:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:28:31 (#)
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I highly doubt that Berty turns down much, if any, action
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How much action do you think a wheelchair bound monstrosity with a corrupted nose gets anyway?
I am a monk.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:21:06 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:45:11 (#)
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And I have known the arms already, known them all—
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
The truth is in the lamplight, and the lamplight's what you want.
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OR: They all look the same when you turn out the lights
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OR: Don't be a coward and leave before the morning. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:28:31 EDT (#)
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I highly doubt that Berty turns down much, if any, action
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:21:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:45:11 (#)
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And I have known the arms already, known them all—
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
The truth is in the lamplight, and the lamplight's what you want.
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OR: They all look the same when you turn out the lights
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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looks get you interested, personality holds your interest
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:17:16 EDT (#)
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I dunno Nelly. I mean there are occaisons when I wouldn't sleep with a woman based on her personality; I wouldn't sleep with that woman who bit that dudes cock off and through it out the window for example. Then again I wouldn't screw a bird who just wasn't attractive, I don't think I physically could. I'd probably go down on her though. If she wasn't clean you could order her into the shower as women are just as easily commanded as men are when oral sex is involved. If she refused then I win anyway. So yeah.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:17:14 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:44:50 (#)
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OH NO! I'm going to be analyzed by a bunch of internet people!
Someone please defend me because I can't take the abuse from petty strangers. :(
If that's the best comeback you can muster, "Oh, you must be fat!" then you really need to grow up.
I'm off to work now."
sooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:13:31 EDT (#)
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Nelly - you're right, excuse me for my retardation
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:11:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:55:41 (#)
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You see beauty has far little to do with physical beauty and a ton more to do with personality.
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Eh, no.
That's just being nice. Such an ugly-person thing to say.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:07:46 EDT (#)
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THATS cookielass?!?!?!
i am never having cybersex based on personality AGAIN.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:06:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:04:43 (#)
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i have been saying this for some time.
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I couldn't remember, I always confuse Corn Nugget and Cookielass in my mind because the both start with C's. It's difficult for me to remember where one ends and the other begins.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:05:45 EDT (#)
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smarter than most folks???
MOST 'FOLKS' IN AUSTIN, TX MAYBE.
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
are you smarter than me cookielass?
huh?
embarrass me with your superior intellect do you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:04:43 EDT (#)
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i have been saying this for some time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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True dat. For me at least, physical beauty is more of a threshold than a charachteristic in and of itself. THen again the look of a person has a lot to do with my feelings toward them, like if they have a bitchy face or a snide expression. I like girls that look unhappy 'cause I instinctivly know that they are more vulnerable and thus pullable.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:01:12 EDT (#)
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I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:00:25 EDT (#)
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I THINK ALL THE PICS MAKE THAT HAG LOOK LIKE A HAG.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:56:59 EDT (#)
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No wonder I'm ugly all around....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:55:41 EDT (#)
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I agree with you there Berty in a sense
You see beauty has far little to do with physical beauty and a ton more to do with personality.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:46:22 (#)
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This is why I A) don't have MySpace, and B) never tell anyone I'm hot.
I'm perfectly hideous and happy for y'all to know it.
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Circe is the most attractive woman on Uber.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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I'm still wondering about that mold of perfect....
And perfect what???
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:50:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:40:09 (#)
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Grown out of this phase, have we Manda?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57614
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Hypocrisy? Perhaps, but she does have exceedingly fat whaps.
Still, it's kind of like arguing physical beauty for birds you see on telly. The whole "Yeah she's stupid and talentless but phroaw! You would wouldn't you, eh?" thing. I mean, you're not going to have sex with her. Nor is anyone going to have sex with Manda, she's a married woman for christ sakes.
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I'm not sure how I feel about the whole situation. Perhaps if Manda whored herself out more I would be able to think about it more clearly.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:49:53 EDT (#)
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HOWEVER, I just looked at her myspace profile and I'm quite astounded by the "about me" section:
About me:
Well, let's see here... I'm 24, I'm a girl, I live in Austin and uh.... I rule in more ways than can be listed in this tiny lil block. I like movies and live music... preferably rock and serious punk, but I've got an open mind. I go to bars entirely too often... generally to get pissed and make fun of people. I don't drink beer. I'm smarter than most folks, but I try not to make a big deal out of it... although, if you say something unbearably stupid to me, I will probably ridicule you. Just a little. My friends call me the grammar nazi, but I like to think of myself as an english teacher in training. Um. Yeah.
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I can't bold things here, but "I'm smarter than most folks, but I try not to make a big deal out of it" line seems to be a little much.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:49:08 EDT (#)
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Gewwwww.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:44:50 (#)
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OH NO! I'm going to be analyzed by a bunch of internet people!
Someone please defend me because I can't take the abuse from petty strangers. :(
If that's the best comeback you can muster, "Oh, you must be fat!" then you really need to grow up.
I'm off to work now.
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You right, I'm immature
Hey listen, try not to break your ankle rolling up the stairs to Dunkin Donuts, fatass
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:46:22 EDT (#)
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This is why I A) don't have MySpace, and B) never tell anyone I'm hot.
I'm perfectly hideous and happy for y'all to know it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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And I have known the arms already, known them all—
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
The truth is in the lamplight, and the lamplight's what you want.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:44:50 EDT (#)
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OH NO! I'm going to be analyzed by a bunch of internet people!
Someone please defend me because I can't take the abuse from petty strangers. :(
If that's the best comeback you can muster, "Oh, you must be fat!" then you really need to grow up.
I'm off to work now.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:43:13 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry corn_nugget
I consult you next time, I will I will
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:41:24 EDT (#)
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Cookielass is probably one of my least favorite people here on Ubersite... however, I don't feel like it's okay to post things like this.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:40:09 EDT (#)
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Grown out of this phase, have we Manda?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57614
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:40:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:36:40 (#)
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Jesus Christ.
Stop with the "OMG! LIEK, SHES FAT!!!!" posts already. Maybe if you guys would stop wanking over pictures of girls from the internet you'd stop being SO offended when you discover that they don't have the perfect bodies that your little pre-pubescent minds interpreted from a photo.
I don't like Cookielass. I just think you guys are being immature idiots.
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You just say that because you're probably fat
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:39:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62656
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:38:33 EDT (#)
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GUAPLPMMMFRRRFFFF...
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
+2 asshole.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:36:40 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ.
Stop with the "OMG! LIEK, SHES FAT!!!!" posts already. Maybe if you guys would stop wanking over pictures of girls from the internet you'd stop being SO offended when you discover that they don't have the perfect bodies that your little pre-pubescent minds interpreted from a photo.
I don't like Cookielass. I just think you guys are being immature idiots.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:33:49 EDT (#)
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ps, http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:31:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:25:46 (#)
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I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
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Oh, so perfect....
HEY LOOK! I'M HADLEY!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:28:30 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
no, she's not a porker! NOT 'TALL
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:28:09 EDT (#)
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I hate that you, like everyone else, have more hits than me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:27:15 EDT (#)
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i'm so glad guys like you have children who will be our future leaders.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:26:45 EDT (#)
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I'd like to thank my supporting cast, those of you out there that have helped me achieve this new level of assholism.
I thank you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:25:46 EDT (#)
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I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:24:21 EDT (#)
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+2 cookie
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:23:46 EDT (#)
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Weeeee
I creamed my pants.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:19:05 EDT (#)
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Shit she looks like Sarah Ferguson.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:17:38 EDT (#)
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Is that cookielass? I forget which uberhag that is
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:15:21 EDT (#)
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Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons