Bananas & Lube - Supermarket Fun (1795 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: good sex
Rating: -1.59 on 104 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gazareth Ellington (View user info) at 2006-06-02 12:38:46 EDT
Have you ever noticed how fun supermarkets really are when youre looking for fun or strange people. I am in the UK, and here we have a variety of supermarkets. I am going to tell you some tales of mirth from a recent outing to a specific supermarket in Chester, I am not going to name the chain, but for these purposes I will call it Sainsberries.
I was on a regular evening outing with two of my friends, Alasdair and Rob, and we decided to drop by to buy some snacks. We had just entered, when Alasdair said "Wouldnt it be hilarious if you saw a man with bananas and lube", and I said "no, but it would be funny if you said 'imagine if there was a man walking down here with just bananas and lube in a basket' when a man immediately turned the corner and had those two items". This cracked us all up.
Later, while browsing the goodies section for our snacks, I said to my friends "Hey, on the way out we should just shout a random word really loudly at the same time". We decided on the word 'bakewell' - dont ask me why. It was Rob's choice.
As we were walking down the frozen food aisle, a gay couple came into view, and they started fondling each other in front of us; and lo and behold at the top front end of their trolley was a bunch of banabas and a tub of lube!
We were coming up to the checkout with our snacks when I had a great thought for a prank. "What if I filled a trolley with shopping, and got to the checkout and say 'Oh, I've only got £1' and then buy the smallest item and then say 'I'm going to leave the rest, thanks!" That would piss the staff off big time!" - Thats one for another time.
On the way out the door we simultaneously shouted "BAKEWELL!" - it worked really well due to the fact that the supermarket was silent.
Hope to be visiting the supermarket again sometime soon.
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you fall down and never get up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it before... only it was funny then.
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-06-05 03:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe we should all just shout "COCK" at the same time and see if you answer
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your posts are stuck between piss poor and really stupid. . .
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 the reviews
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see oh-boy! is good with Wikipedia.
What a smart pussy.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was wretched.
Submitted by T_Bag (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i havent written a story yet because im waiting until i come up with something really superb. if this is uberquality i could entertain you guys all day.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it.
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and how stoned were you?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was just unimpressive. To the nines.
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, have a minus 2
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know which is more irritating, your poor writing or your blatant stupidity.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So essentially you're 33, unemployed, and have fun by posting baseless insults on an anonymous website.
Maybe you should take Orgasmatron's advice.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Pontecorvo
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what?!
Submitted by justabouttired (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow,how boring. The title would suggest that this was interesting. It suggested wrong.
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But +2 for most of the reviewer comments. Now THOSE were funny.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please tell me you smoked something before you embarked on this little adventure of yours...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:07:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
not that either retro. Ill just tell you to get it over with.
At 23 I started a webhosting company in 1996. It grew and grew until i was a multi-millionaire. and now i dont have to work.
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So you're a 33 year old loser who still lives in your mum's basement?
Hold on, there's someone I want you to meet
<craNks up tannoy>
PAGING BRAD LINZY, MR. BRADLEY LINZY TO THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE PLEASE
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO WAY. NOT WINSTON. Get this. Fifth grade. Mrs. Boobcheck is going outside to water some plants. Winston throws me a half pound of cocaine over my sisters head for the Butterfinger I scored him the day before. Get this. Sniper shoots the bag because he thinks it's an Arabic bald eagle, coke goes into my sisters vagina. She was 27 years old.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its not my real address
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And furthermore, if you do indeed own a webhosting site, why are you using a hotmail address?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:48:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I've reread this and this is a deserving -2. I lied, I didn't reread it." - you rated it -2 before
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Wow, for a multi-millionaire you sure are a stupid fuck. I read it once. That means I read it. Only once though. It deserved a -2 then, and it still does, even though I didn't REread it. Are you with me?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1.77 on 77
7's my lucky number!!!
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I've reread this and this is a deserving -2. I lied, I didn't reread it." - you rated it -2 before.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:29:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt monkey - it was opinion. obviously i have a different sense of humor than americans.
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yeah, way to actually read my posts asshole, if you had BOTHERED you would have realised from my last post Im not American, its says so in the very first line you idiotic lying bitch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've reread this and this is a deserving -2. I lied, I didn't reread it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am, like, sooooo nice!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its be nice to retards day
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I LOL'd.
But I'll give you the -2 if you're gunning for Worst Ever. Normally I wouldn't do this.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didnt monkey - it was opinion. obviously i have a different sense of humor than americans.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so...I give you an honest -1 and you -2 retal 3 of my posts? What an asshat
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for taking the time to think that one up.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you and your friends are so cool and random. It's too bad nobody understands how cool and random you're being when you do stuff like that. That's probably because you're so extremely cool and utterly random that other people's insufficient coolness and randomness prevents them from truly appreciating the level of coolness and randomness that you and your cool and random friends have achieved. This is why everyone thinks you're just a group of 'tards, neither cool nor random in the least.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i worked hard, and now i can relax.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:10:17 EDT (#)
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tell me about your job then? at least i can actually have reason to laugh at you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, and my pnis is 8 inches long. jesus christ.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:07:50 EDT (#)
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not that either retro. Ill just tell you to get it over with.
At 23 I started a webhosting company in 1996. It grew and grew until i was a multi-millionaire. and now i dont have to work.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it wasnt retal - it was opinion. I thought it was worth -2. If you insult me then make me laugh - i would have given it +2!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
collecting disability for being a mongoloid?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:05:44 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwwwww...
Your retal rating was so sweet.
What a fucking 'mo.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:05:08 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:04:47 EDT (#)
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being 13?
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:04:12 EDT (#)
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neither do i, im lucky that im in a postion where i dont have to work!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wont click on that because i have a job that i like. unfortunately, i dont work in a kiddie porn dungeon like you and so i have to be careful.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow retrospect has made a nice website -------> http://skp36.tripod.com/
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eat shit
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it wasnt retalliation, it was opinion.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gazereth-----> http://skp36.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/retard.jpg.w300h341.jpg
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:59:10 EDT (#)
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Retaliatory -2's on one of my posts? Are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im only giving as good as i get.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:55:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
you dont know me, so thats not valid.
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exactly you fucking skidmark. none of these insults are valid, thats why its so pathetic that you retaliate. NERD
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hah youre funny.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't somebody do the exact same thing, only with a cucumber?
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:55:30 EDT (#)
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you dont know me, so thats not valid.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:55:15 EDT (#)
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I figured you'd have a rope handy and would want to make things easier on everyone, and yourself.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pretty sure you were always a douche.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for proving my point. 2 days ago i wasnt a douchbag. But this site has turned me into one - like all you people.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:51:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
i joined this site and what makes it shit is that everyone on here is a douchebag
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yes, yes you ARE a douchebag
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that was interesting orgasmo
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:51:52 EDT (#)
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i joined this site and what makes it shit is that everyone on here is a douchebag, and that makes people retalliate - which in turn makes them into douchebags.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The hangman's knot or hangman's noose (also known as a collar during Elizabethan times) is a well-known knot most often associated with its use in hanging. For a hanging, the knot of the rope is typically placed under or just behind the ear. As the blow when the condemned drops to the end of the rope is supposed to break the neck (for modern "long-drop" hangings), this knot can add additional striking force against the head and neck. The knot is non-jamming but tends to resist attempts to loosen it.
The Hangman's Knot was used on ropes in Colonial America as well as England during the 17th and 18th centuries as a way to execute condemned people easily. The knot would break a person's neck if tied correctly, otherwise the person was simply left to strangle to death.
While its most notorious use is to cause the death of humans by hanging, the hangman's knot may be used in any situation where a loop that slides to the size of the attached object is desired.
If the loop is pulled completely closed, the knot becomes a weight on the end of the rope which may be used for throwing ropes. It is common to use such a knot, rather than an artificial weight, when people will be standing to receive the throw rope.
Each additional coil adds friction to the knot, which makes the noose harder to pull closed or open. The number of coils should therefore be adjusted depending on the intended use, the type and thickness of rope, and environmental conditions such as wet or greasy rope. Six to eight loops are normal when using natural ropes; more may be used on nylon ropes. One coil makes it equivalent to the simple slip knot.
According to tradition, the noose used in executions had six to eight coils. It is an unfounded urban legend that the hangman's noose is supposed to have 13 coils.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEHE
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:47:37 EDT (#)
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Do you even have a license?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:47:28 EDT (#)
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Woohoo, retal -2!
You pick this shit up fast, I'll give you a little credit.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wasnt aiming to
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CHR1S, beatjunky
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:34:45 (#)
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I dont see a clever internet insult there. Just fact.
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Fact aside, you aren't intimidating me.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
a little forced
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:39:11 EDT (#)
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ill stick to reading JohnnieCondom!
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:38:25 EDT (#)
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i will dont worry
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Orgasmo, i have no idea wtf youre on about. is your caps key broken btw? rtd. yr a fkn rtd.
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enjoy your banning, retard.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:36:17 EDT (#)
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Hey Orgasmo, i have no idea wtf youre on about. is your caps key broken btw? rtd. yr a fkn rtd.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:35:12 EDT (#)
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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY? IF WE ALL PLAYED OUR INSTRUMENTS BACKWARDS!
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:34:45 EDT (#)
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I dont see a clever internet insult there. Just fact.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:24:54 (#)
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In reply to MrSparkle847: most of the stuff on this site isnt funny.
Ill quote a review you got recently: "Congratz, you have succeeded in a long-standing record of crappy posts and terrible ratings."
Have a nice day fuckface
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Clever internet insults, and restating that I am not a pwntastic writer. YAWWWWWN.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
add that to your list Johnnie.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:05:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:58:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:53:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bananas dont work very good, because they too squishy after one or two uses - you're better off sticking with a zucchini or a cucumber.
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That's why you freeze it first, stupid.
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then it gets too cold, and besides, it will warm quickly due to the immense amounth of friction generated by using it...
Don't listen to that faggot, listen to this faggot...
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But the cold feels good, and then when it warms up and turns gooey, if you kept it in the peel, you can squeeze your anus and it will cum in your ass.
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hmm, now _that_ is an interesting point - you just have to make sure you have enough bananas, however, it would be most unfortunate to run out of bananas, wouldn't you say?
How bout a compromise - a bunch on frozen bananas, but have a cucumber as a backup?
DEAL....OR NO DEAL
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:28:10 EDT (#)
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hyprspacd: seeing as youve never written an article yourself you sure have a strong opinion, my analysis is that you are insecure in yourself.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Starting your post with "Have you ever noticed..."
Or "Is it just me, ..."
Will get you negative ratings all day from me. This post sucked.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:25:22 EDT (#)
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This is like...
oh what are the words Im looking for...
Oh yeah...
Not funny.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:24:54 EDT (#)
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In reply to MrSparkle847: most of the stuff on this site isnt funny.
Ill quote a review you got recently: "Congratz, you have succeeded in a long-standing record of crappy posts and terrible ratings."
Have a nice day fuckface
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was on a regular evening outing with two of my friends, Alasdair and Rob, and we decided to drop by to buy some snacks. We had just entered, when Alasdair said "Wouldnt it be hilarious if you saw a man with bananas and lube", and I said "no, but it would be funny if you said 'imagine if there was a man walking down here with just bananas and lube in a basket' when a man immediately turned the corner and had those two items".
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Actually, neither of these are funny.
What IS funny is that you think we want to hear about your gray little life.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
had potential, although not much.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my average ranking on your post is still only -2, you STUPID FUCKIN N00B
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just gave you 5 -2s
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:13:26 EDT (#)
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Oh and even though
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:13:02 EDT (#)
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here, here's a retal -2 to match the one you gave me.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:11:10 EDT (#)
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tart
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retal ratings are pretty lame.
Unless I do them, in which case it's AWESOME.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:58:31 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:53:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bananas dont work very good, because they too squishy after one or two uses - you're better off sticking with a zucchini or a cucumber.
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That's why you freeze it first, stupid.
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then it gets too cold, and besides, it will warm quickly due to the immense amounth of friction generated by using it...
Don't listen to that faggot, listen to this faggot...
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But the cold feels good, and then when it warms up and turns gooey, if you kept it in the peel, you can squeeze your anus and it will cum in your ass.
What?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliation -2s? What is up with all of these sniveling bitches?
Submitted by SidewinderGunnar (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:03:30 EDT (#)
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im sure you have used some bananas and lube in your day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:53:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bananas dont work very good, because they too squishy after one or two uses - you're better off sticking with a zucchini or a cucumber.
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That's why you freeze it first, stupid.
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then it gets too cold, and besides, it will warm quickly due to the immense amounth of friction generated by using it...
Don't listen to that faggot, listen to this faggot...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because I'm a till monkey
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Bananas dont work very good, because they too squishy after one or two uses - you're better off sticking with a zucchini or a cucumber.
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That's why you freeze it first, stupid.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:47:41 EDT (#)
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Funny how the random word I thought of when reading this was FAGGOT. Funny.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:45:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:43:48 EDT (#)
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Bananas dont work very good, because they too squishy after one or two uses - you're better off sticking with a zucchini or a cucumber.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
month
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
weak