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Barometer answers kids letters: Part 1 (+ camwhore) (597 hits)

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Submitted by Barometer (View user info) at 2006-06-02 14:00:01 EDT


I thought I would take today to answer a letter I received from Jason, a 12 year old from Topeka.

Jason writes:

Dear Barometer,
My teacher and parents say that violence doesn't solve anything. Are they right?

Well, Jason, they are right - if they are lousy pinko-commie hippies! Violence solves EVERYTHING! If some bully is giving you shit, break his nose. 10 to 1 says he doesn't give you shit again, or he'll get his friends and kick your ass. This will solve his problem. If violence didn't work, there would be no war.
Don't fall prey to the whole violent video games, television, and movies make you violent, however. Violence existed LONG before those things.
In closing, violence works. Ask all those that have used it to their advantage. Good luck and learn karate.

Your friend,
Barometer.


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Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is too... nothing.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nah.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i dunno, not really funny

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LetterS? I see letter.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 but only for the nifty stick figure

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

turtlehead

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*shrugs*
Would have been better if it was longer

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Could've done without this.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what would you do...if i said your pinko commie mother sucks soo much dick <gets punched in the face>

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I enoyed this.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Preach on!


and learn karate!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i just closed everthing and reopened it, that worked.

have one o these anyway though

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

I will give you another +2 if anyone can tell me why ubersite is not accepting my attached file
===

Not sure, it was doing that to me yesterday. I just gave up and came back a little later.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will give you another +2 if anyone can tell me why ubersite is not accepting my attached file


Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good. sound. advice.

carry on.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh. I liked the picture.


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I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

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