My Sweet 666: Lindsay Lohan is the Anti-Christ (NSFW) (2485 hits)
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Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2006-06-02 16:46:35 EDT
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Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:09:44 EDT (#)
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Fuck the devil number, people are dick heads.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:35:22 EDT (#)
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good stuff.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:20:31 EDT (#)
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"No caption necessary."
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-06-05 23:36:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck anorexics.
For the 2 minutes of work and the montage, you earn the +2.
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:42:50 EDT (#)
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funny, yeah thats about it, i still think that Wal-Mart is the anti-crist but no one actually cares about that.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:37:25 EDT (#)
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"Wood begets fire"
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:22:53 EDT (#)
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"Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin."
- Al Pacino in "The Devil's Advocate"
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:18:38 EDT (#)
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Hmm, You have a point, but what would Al Pacino say?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:04:34 EDT (#)
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"That was not something I heard from someone else. I am smart."
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:15:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:58:13 (#)
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Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:13:01 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:48:49 (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:47:08 (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck her in any of her stages, from The Parent Trap onward.
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Excapt the latest "holy shit, she's a swizzle stick" stage. Sorry, I'm hefty. I'd tear her in half.
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damn right yet hefty!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:58:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:13:01 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:48:49 (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:47:08 (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck her in any of her stages, from The Parent Trap onward.
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Excapt the latest "holy shit, she's a swizzle stick" stage. Sorry, I'm hefty. I'd tear her in half.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:13:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:48:49 (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:47:08 (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck her in any of her stages, from The Parent Trap onward.
Wait...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:48:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:47:08 (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck her in any of her stages, from The Parent Trap onward.
Wait...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 17:47:08 EDT (#)
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I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck her in any of her stages, from The Parent Trap onward.
Wait...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:11:07 EDT (#)
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am too
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:38:29 EDT (#)
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Actually, I said "a handful is enough". This was meant to imply that a woman does not need massive breasts to be attractive. You argue your point well however, especially since a large part of uber is now 15 year olds. Respect, istaros, scratch the surface and you aren't the tard I thought you were.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:15:11 EDT (#)
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i don't particularly like huge breasts. but i'm not retarded enough to say something like 'more than a handful is a waste.' that's moronic. are lips a waste if they are any more full than the bare minimum required for normal mouth movements? are beautiful eyes a waste? "A work of art is useless. So is a flower."
it's not a fucking given. not here. 'with the exception of a few users,' ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? have you SEEN the way these people act? i'm not out to prove anything about myself chico, but to say that the majority of uberers are sexually adept is... i mean... jesus. fucking christ. i didn't bring up this subject; you said 'anything more than a handful is a waste.' that's the subject. that phrase. that stupid, pointless, misguided syllable-dribble of a phrase. utilitarianism has no place in eroticism.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:59:05 EDT (#)
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What you're saying is a given. It's like saying "wipe your ass". With the exception of a few users, I do believe most people here know how to appreciate a breast correctly. The mere fact you brought up the subject in the first place and are now trying to make a pissing contest out of it says more than I have to.
You like huge breasts. I'm happy for you, great. I like tall slender women, they don't usually have breasts bigger than Cs. How you turned this to "handling them", I don't know. The directions are written in Braille on the nipples anyway. It's ok though, I think you've proven your superiority to all the women on this site and they'll now all be coming over to your "crib" for mammary exams.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:14:54 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 00:23:35 (#)
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Listen to yourself, are you in Middle School? There is no significant amount of skill involved in handling breasts, nor is there much difference between 'handling' Cs and DDs. A tit is a tit, not some fucking fleshy Simon Says Dance Dance Revolution flesh pillow."
sorry dude, if you think you can just run up to some broad and start slappin and squeezin like a monkey in a fruit basket, you're fucking missing out. there is a right way and a wrong way. the fact you don't even consider this tells me more than your self-promoting false confidence ever could.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:06:31 EDT (#)
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got me hard...
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:50:06 EDT (#)
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For this:
WTF?!?! I'm still famous? Really??
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:13:19 EDT (#)
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You're just pissed off because Satan looks like you, chuckles. The irony of your comment is not lost on me either.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:11:27 EDT (#)
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-2 for "Teh"
Learn to spell check fucker.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:11:20 EDT (#)
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I love you too, snookums.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-03 00:54:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 00:23:35 (#)
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Listen to yourself, are you in Middle School? There is no significant amount of skill involved in handling breasts, nor is there much difference between "handling" Cs and DDs. A tit is a tit, not some fucking fleshy Simon Says Dance Dance Revolution flesh pillow.
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I love you.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 00:49:59 EDT (#)
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Not bad.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-03 00:23:35 EDT (#)
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Listen to yourself, are you in Middle School? There is no significant amount of skill involved in handling breasts, nor is there much difference between "handling" Cs and DDs. A tit is a tit, not some fucking fleshy Simon Says Dance Dance Revolution flesh pillow.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:17:25 (#)
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3-2, Sox over Detroit in the 9th!
-2s for some!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:43:31 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:19:51 (#)
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Doll, as long as you're not flat like a Mexican soda you are fine. I personally don't like huge breasts, gravity will not look upon them favourably in the long haul. A handful is enough."
any guy who says this just doesn't know how to properly handle 'more than a handful.'
and, as usual, Anansie's right on the money
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:28:17 EDT (#)
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I love boobs.
That is all.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:17:25 EDT (#)
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3-2, Sox over Detroit in the 9th!
+2s for some!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:01:59 EDT (#)
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This is not twisted logic at all, no.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:19:11 EDT (#)
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It's what I've been saying all along.
Submitted by Brandnamecommercial (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:01:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:48:13 EDT (#)
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The hormones found in yams are almost identical to the male hormone, testosterone.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:43:53 EDT (#)
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Good point, Mario.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:31:39 EDT (#)
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Good observation. But it's cocaine residue.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:30:04 EDT (#)
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Before I go home I just thought I needed to add the fact that Lindsay Lohan often looks like she just waxed a 'stache off her upper lip. And did it poorly.
Is that true, or is it just me?
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:29:03 EDT (#)
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Genius
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:27:13 EDT (#)
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I believe it started as a youthful obsession with getting my own, and eventually turned into a strange attraction of sorts. I mean, I can't really stand the sight of another woman's minge, so I suppose I'm not a lesbo, but I do find pretty breasts to be quite attractive to look at. Odd, really.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:22:22 EDT (#)
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I read about that woman and upturned three tables and punched a wolf in the face as I was so pissed off by it.
+2 for Linsey Lohan though, does anyone else get uncomfortable watching The Parent Trap (other than because it is mindless tripe)?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:19:51 EDT (#)
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Doll, as long as you're not flat like a Mexican soda you are fine. I personally don't like huge breasts, gravity will not look upon them favourably in the long haul. A handful is enough.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:15:23 EDT (#)
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Well, huh....
I like boobies. Not much else to say here.
Have a 2 for the effort. And the boobies.
Yeah.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:14:59 EDT (#)
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I AM obsessed with breasts. Probably because I suffer from a lack of them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:14:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:04:52 (#)
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She had some lovely breasts before she lost all that weight. I think her body ate them. It was starving, after all.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:13:13 EDT (#)
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She can only be neutralized with a MickGinny.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:12:19 EDT (#)
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Anansie is quite the connoisseur. No disagreement anywhere on my part. But she's still evil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:09:06 EDT (#)
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I'll toss you a +1 because I caught a semi-woodrow, but I really hate that talentless cuntbox Lohan.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:08:03 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though. They were a nice size, but (according to that picture) without the huge saucer-nips that would normally accompany that size.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:06:18 EDT (#)
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They were a national landmark, she should be stoned. In the biblical sense, that is.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:04:52 EDT (#)
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She had some lovely breasts before she lost all that weight. I think her body ate them. It was starving, after all.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:59:03 EDT (#)
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haha, you nuked your own alter, classic!
Submitted by flamingowrath (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:51:37 EDT (#)
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good logic..