Hic o-puer est stultissimus omnium! (700 hits)
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Submitted by <ThoreauMe.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-02 17:37:20 EDT
I spank your ass, the fist rebuke
My judgement swift before this puke.
From splattered toilet and beyond
Methinks the oh-boy! must be blonde
With such ghey matter, truth will out
Critique the spawn and watch him pout
No horn indeed, a bitch's cry
He cannot yank and wonders why
Because his manhood is so small
His weeping eyes will tell it all
Shit, its home, a living hell
Where oh-boy!'s posts begin to smell
With each new glance, a cloud of spunk
Jizz and spit and endless junk
Creating shit like this is hard?
You solo reach-around-me bard!
(For someone so in love with self)
I think he pulls it off a shelf
In uber-bytes, he eats his passed
Farts and stones through musty gas
I laugh and to the pointless point
And order him to drain my joint
Is this all uber children send?
Will such transgressions never end?
Does the hand from others soothe
The circle jerks in pools of spooge?
Banality comes with a price
The oh-boy! should apologize.
User Reviews
Submitted by fatgirl (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't really connect with the content but it was skillfully done.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking..
different.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This boy is stupidest of them all - go 10th grade latin wooo
Sona si latine loquibar.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He already has an uberstalker.
And I don't even have to hide behind an alter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite witty reviews
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-04 01:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i like this guy
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't know if you knew this but the whole rhyming thing?
it's been done before.
better.
-2DIE YOU FUCKING SHITHEEL!
welcome to uber.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:08:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-03 12:40:27 (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe
I still have some of that cunt hair you wife sent me.
Submitted by Bubba2341
What you received was what we received from your mother.
Submitted by ThoreauMe
You had a three way with a corpse?
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Yes, an ugly but very hirsute corpse.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-03 12:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe
I still have some of that cunt hair you wife sent me.
Submitted by Bubba2341
What you received was what we received from your mother.
Submitted by ThoreauMe
You had a three way with a corpse?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-03 07:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:34:59 (#)
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What would you use for dental floss?
I still have some of that cunt hair you wife sent me.
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What you received was what we received from your mother. . .
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:55:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:34:59 EDT (#)
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What would you use for dental floss?
I still have some of that cunt hair you wife sent me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:17:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:54:10 (#)
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Nah, it's a dozen inches.
You should trim that butt hair, babba.
Nasty.
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What would you use for dental floss?
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:54:10 EDT (#)
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Nah, it's a dozen inches.
You should trim that butt hair, babba.
Nasty.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:42:42 EDT (#)
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Nah, it's a dozen inches. . .
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:35:54 EDT (#)
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That sure sounds like you are requesting to smell my drawers.
Just checking IDs, son. This is an adult site.
You know the drill. Bend over and spread 'em wide.
Jee-sus!? Is that a dozen roses?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:23:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubbaloon, what do your drawers smell like?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:20:32 (#)
Sort of like a broccoli fart mixed with an unwashed pussy.
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That sure sounds like you are requesting to smell my drawers.
Who's the pervert now?
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:23:57 EDT (#)
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Hey Bubbaloon, what do your drawers smell like?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:20:32 (#)
Sort of like a broccoli fart mixed with an unwashed pussy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No need to sniff your's, big boy. They can smell you on all Continents.
Sort of like a broccoli fart mixed with an unwashed pussy. That's just
your breath.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341
If I taught third grade, you would fail the entrance exam, as well as
the stench check. . .
You sniff your students' asses?
Jesus someone call someone and get this bubbaloon registered on a pervert website.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I taught third grade, you would fail the entrance exam, as well as
the stench check. . .
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:07:12 EDT (#)
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I thought oh-boy! was at least a 4th grader.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have the rhythm and meter down, but your use of simple, third-grade
words will never put you in the same class as Orgasmatron.
Would that be the 3rd grade class you teach, Bubbaloon?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have the rhythm and meter down, but your use of simple, third-grade
words will never put you in the same class as Orgasmatron.
The Latin for you would be Dipus Shitus...
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:51:07 EDT (#)
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hahaahahahahh a genuine dork-off between two shitty poets! I love it
Finally someone who gets it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:39:22 EDT (#)
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hahaahahahahh a genuine dork-off between two shitty poets! I love it
hahahahahahahahahaah
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:30:20 EDT (#)
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Consider me done with this post, then.
You were done the minute I showed up, you witless gas-bag.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:54:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who this is.
ain't no muthafuckin Leaves OF Grass, but it's all coo...
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So it's not just some 'clever' noob?
Consider me done with this post, then.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who this is.
ain't no muthafuckin Leaves OF Grass, but it's all coo...
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sum diabolis et veni ut edam tuos pedes.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:45:03 EDT (#)
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Cum suck my log and taste my stream
Throughout the night like in your dreams
Through phlegm and jism, take my gland
And don't forget to pump your hand
Use those lips and flick your tongue
Open wide and swallow young
Your shitty poems do not amuse
Your tiny bone will be my muse
I make of you a silly fag
A hapless, semi-rhyming hag
And own you like I own my dog
Now lick MY balls, you jealous hog
I speak here of your worthless shit
Your careless words, your whiney snit
Banal and silly, trite and shallow
Your riposte field is sadly fallow
But no one here can play as you
The girthful skin flute as you do
Your words are shaped by anus-play
So I shall play them as you lay
Now spread your cheeks and pucker up
And after, taste my butter cup
Look on my talent and despair
And clean my jism from your hair
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Ass Spankin'!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come walk with me through field and stream
Through nightmare black and airy dream
Through vale and mountain, snow and sand
From home to distant, foreign land
Speak through my lips and use my words
Sing madrigals as if a bird
Your hollow bones the muse will fill
If not through me she never will
Make of the form a jail and cage
To bind your madness and your rage
And make of it a hearth and house
A warm embrace, a lover's spouse
But speak not here of slighted line
Of careless words or shifting rhyme
A sinister and evil lie
You'd speak with lips belonging I
For just as anyone can play
An instrument or sing a lay
So too can words be shaped by men
Through empty, dry and aimless pen
But surely this is all a game
A foolish way to earn a name
Your talent? Merely but a dream
And empty as the fields and streams.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hic Haec Hoc.
the mouse ran up the clock.
something about a boy and all.
and i got an A+ in latin three.
although im prtty sure she was teaching us portuguese
go MA schools!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm guessing this is O's alter.
I smiled.