Damn Kids (565 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.9 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Markert <mattmarkert.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-02 20:57:33 EDT
Its safe to say im competative. Ya. Definantly competative. Most competative person
alive... or just ever. YOU DONT BELIVE ME! ILL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY! ILL....
ILL..... Woah. Sorry im just kind of angry right now. Today I took my kid to Chuck'E
Cheese's for his birthday. Now, I normally wouldn't have dont this but i forgot his
brirthday last year and my wife cut me off for a while. If you have to ask what your
either stupid or to young to be on this site. So he invited a couple of friends and we
took the 30 minute drive to this place. I dont know if you know anyone who just makes you
want to dig out their eyeballs with a fork. So anyway, this kid kicks the back of my seat
the whole way there. Finnaly we get there and i figure im done with him, HAHAHAHA, but
we'll get to that later. So its been around 45 minutes and i've consumed several cans of
Gods necter, Praise be to Shiner, and I was hitting that stage right after you lose your
sence of shame but right before you start hitting on the people around you (thank god for
me because i dont want to go to jail for pedofillia.......... again). So that kid i was
talking about earlier, the one who was kicking my seat, starts going on about how he's
the champion of Whack'A'Mole, normally i'd let this go but in my alcoholic stuper I
figured what the hell. Unfortunaly for this kid he didnt know that i was the super
kazzzamy magical elf on steroids, or at least i thought i was. This kid just barley beat
me. The score difference was smaller than Barry Bonds's testicals, but he had to go and
rub it in, oh dear lord if he had to rub it in.
I'll be out in 20 years 15 for good behavior.
This is my first post so i dont know if the picture will work.
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by the_student (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:50:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop voting me low
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retaliatory -2 = auto +2
Submitted by the_student (user info) at 2006-07-18 00:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop voting me low
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you poor man. chuck e. cheese sober or straight sucks.
enjoy a +2
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-03 20:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-03 19:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then, you shit yourself and screamed for mommy. Right?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wish the indians would win a game
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For all the obvious reasoins.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
3-2, Sox over Detroit in the 9th!
-2s for some!
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
again - http://www.ubersite.com/m/88453 shameless linkwhore
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were saved by the picture. I may come back later feeling less generous, however.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would also venture to say its safe you are retarded.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please learn to spell.
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well i guess if it sucks it sucks. Though im not to young i may indeed be to stupid
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have to ask what your
either stupid or to young to be on this site
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Or in your case, too stupid AND young to be on this site, good day.