I Am Officially A Physician (1493 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.03 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tony Montana <Tony.Montana.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-03 07:31:45 EDT
That's right. I just graduated from medical school and I now have my M.D. And no, it's not some caribbean med school or some other foreign school. It's not an osteopathic medical school either. It's a genuine American medical school whose name I don't plan on revealing because there are some malicious assholes on this site.
I know getting a medical degree is not the most amazing thing in the world, thousands do it each year. But I'm damn proud of myself. I worked insanely hard for four years in collge, and another four years in medical school. I took the Hippocratic Oath both at the beginning and the end of my medical education. I now belong to an ancient group whose origins date back centuries. I am a doctor. I am a healer.
Go ahead and give me your -2s. I'm more than happy with my M.D.
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:47:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I worked insanely hard for four years in collge"
What kind of clown COLLEGE did you go to?
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wow, grammar nazi's spazzing over the omission of an 'e.' criminey...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I worked insanely hard for four years in collge"
What kind of clown COLLEGE did you go to?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:00:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:48:56 (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are as much of an MD as Jewtoast is a lawyer, cockface.
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Not cool man, all jews are accountants.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are as much of an MD as Jewtoast is a lawyer, cockface.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:40:14 EDT (#)
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i can't wait to see how happy you are after your first malpractice suit, or after you see the hmo billings, or the cost of insurance. do plastic surgery, it'll work out better.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't want to leave a comment.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 03:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Seroiusly, take back the hipocratic oath. It is the worst thing a doctor can do is take the oath.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-05 01:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I come off as a complete asshole here on this site, but come on...who doesn't? It's easy to be a douche when you have a veil of anonymity in front of you. But there is no way in hell I act like this in real life towards real people that I see and interact with...and ESPECIALLY not so in a hospital setting with patients. In a hospital I'm literally the most humble guy...and I mean towards everybody, from the janitorial staff to the chairman of orthopaedic surgery.
Oh and by the way....that yahoo profile is not mine. that shithead Stabfag created it in a lame attempt to mock me and failed miserably. I think it's funny how his old ass claims he's going to submit that to all my future employers when he has no clue who i am. Fucking idiot.
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-06-05 00:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a Hospital Corpsman. FUCK YOU, SIR!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-05 00:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My dad's a doctor. And he's an asshole. Coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-06-04 23:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should kill yourself....
Submitted by crx (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the M.D.
-2 for ripping on D.O.s
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know those 4 years were worth it for now you can say 'Trust me I'm a doctor' and not look silly
(not guaranteed)
Submitted by Stone (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the rest of your life will be largely hellish, and I want this rating to console you during the hard times. Now every family get-together, church outing and neighborly party will turn into, "Say, would you mind taking a look at this...." Your reward for your services will be a pricey divorce from your wife, and some form of addiction.
Cheers, Doc!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have this strange lesion on my penis... would you take a look?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats! No +2, no -2. Just plain ol' Worth reading.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-04 13:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
big deal.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-04 13:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Really.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:47:13 EDT (#)
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there are malicious assholes on this site?
Why did no one tell me that before?
congrats
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-04 08:32:14 EDT (#)
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Congrats
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-06-04 08:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
congrats
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-06-04 02:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you for comparing Osteopathic Med school to a school in the Carribean. COM school is harder to get into than regular med school, and DOs are commanding a lot of respect now that people know there is a lot of validity to their practice. Don't be a douche.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-03 19:28:14 EDT (#)
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I took the Hippocratic Oath. That was you're biggest mistake.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-03 19:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh I thought this was fat tony for some dumbass reason and i was like wtf?
+2 because I know first hand how hard med school can be.
Now you have at least 4 years ahead of you of back breaking hours for $40,000 a year. have fun.
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A doctor eh, well good luck to you watch out for drug seekers and people with Munchausen's. And give up the romanticism.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that accomplishment
In a week I'll have my commercial pilot's license.
We are now brothers and are free to have sex with eachother's sisters.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-03 17:50:49 EDT (#)
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San Quinton Prison University has a medical school?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are as much of an MD as Jewtoast is a lawyer, cockface.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:14:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Now you can have an F.U. to go with it, shithead.
Who fucking cares. Dipshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-03 13:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet this asshole specializes in examining male sphincter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS ONE ----->>>> http://profiles.yahoo.com/cloudempire
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
WTF
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:35:28 EDT (#)
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THIS ONE ----->>>> http://profiles.yahoo.com/cloudempire
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:34:41 EDT (#)
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http://yahoo.profiles.com/cloudempire
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:33:18 EDT (#)
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If your future employer knew your ubersite account... you'd be fucking canned in a second. You are a cocksucking closet queer with anger issues.
I will certainly provide a link with your personal info linking this account to your real name for all time.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You will have 10 malpractice litigation issues on your desk in your first week.
You are a two-bit fucking hack. Nobody likes doctors who are arrogant assholes who talk like drunken angry marines.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:26:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
great now there is one more dude out there qualified to clean the smegma off my cock head, and under the rim, I could do it myself but I prefer the embarrassment
Fuckface is an idiot but this was funny...I don't care WHO you are.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:11:53 EDT (#)
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I can't -2 someone who busted ass like that.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:52:34 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
I didn't know med students had time for UBER.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:41:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-03 09:26:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:57:50 EDT (#)
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Hypocritic Oath.
Congrats doc.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:47:16 EDT (#)
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perfect, now you can surgically remove your head from your anus
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:34:39 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate doctors, the pompous pricks.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:26:06 EDT (#)
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great now there is one more dude out there qualified to clean the smegma off my cock head, and under the rim, I could do it myself but I prefer the embarrassment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now you can have an F.U. to go with it, shithead.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-06-03 07:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congradulations. My fathers an MD as well as my best friend i know how tough med school is, do you have a specialty in mind?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-03 07:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"It's not an osteopathic medical school either."
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I say you don't know what the fuck you are doing.
Osteopaths are fully recognized in all fifty states,
and must pass the EXACT same tests for licensing that
MDs do. Maybe you should check the quality of your shit
before you sling it. . .
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 07:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"OMG, this woman just collapsed. Is there a doctor in the house?"
"Yes, I'm a doctor.......of computer science."
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-03 07:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COLLEGE.
I don't know how many fucking times I'm going to get called out on that.