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That little nurse outfit... (1523 hits)

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Submitted by cellar_door (View user info) at 2003-06-13 23:09:25 EDT


I just bought my girlfriend this little nurse outfit, you know, for when we play "Doctor." Anyway, while we were at the Sexy Shop (this one store that's all over Italy), I saw a bunch of other shit like Catholic school girl uniforms, cheerleader outfits, all kinds of wacky stuff. Then my asshole of a brain starts kicking in. Where were the dress-up uniforms for men? Do women even like that stuff? And why are there a bunch of outfits like the aformentioned cheerleader or schoolgirl (it came with a lollipop, too!) uniforms? Don't get me wrong. I had been spending time imagining my girl in one of those get-ups, but are most of the men who buy those clothes for their mate subconciously living out some pedophilic fantasy? Or maybe they're trying to live out some teenage dream of banging the head cheerleader? Or just reliving their youth?
Goddamn, after typing and reading the above, I am seriously worried about myself. Where the hell was I going with all this? Fuck it.

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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-03-25 01:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-03-23 21:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

do it do it

Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-14 10:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aphrodite,

the catholic uni works every time.

Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2003-06-14 05:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The nurse outfit doesn't seem to do it for my boyfriend-- I guess since he sees me wear it for work almost every day -.- It's just scrubs though-- maybe I need to get one of those skirt things or something.

I still have my Catholic school uniform from high school. I should get it out of the closet-- maybe I'd actually get laid once in a while.

Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-14 02:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

One time me and this girl dressed up as Leia and Chewbacca. What a Wookie that chick was!

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-14 01:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

another person......hmmmmm, dunno. never tried.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-06-14 01:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"some times i wear a clown suit, with a dildo hat, and jump through a ring of fire at the end of the bed."


Yeah, but what do you do when you're with someone else?

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-14 01:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what's funny...i'm writing about buying her the 'fit, but here i am drunk on friday night, alone, writing about it on uber. what a loser...where is nurse hatchet anyway?

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-14 00:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fags do. Apart from Mick, I don't thing straight guys do, though.

Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-14 00:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you dont want to fuck a cheerleader then there is someting wrong with you.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-13 23:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

some times i wear a clown suit, with a dildo hat, and jump through a ring of fire at the end of the bed.


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