Why America SUCKS! (812 hits)
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Submitted by Gazareth Ellington (View user info) at 2006-06-04 06:27:26 EDT
America oficially SUCKS, says me!
The are many reasons for this. Many of these may be small, but when combined they are fucking stupid and annoying!
Firstly, Americans arent the brightest of people. Hillbillies, Rednecks - whatever you want to call them. They are strange. "Hey paw, look at whut I gawt" Their goofy voices and appearances just make me laugh, but at the same time, I want to shoot them.
Oh, I thought of a small one. TIPPING! In NYC it is bloody annoying. I expect good service for a tip, and besides they should be giving good service without tips. I would tell them to fuck off if they were shit and asked for a tip.
There was a cool Nigerian taxi driver, I tipped him because he told us about everything we drove past. That was good service.
Everything in America is a shitty facade - well the touristy places. Washington DC is not old at all, but they seemed to have copied all the architecture straight out of a Greek history book. Underneath all the marble, I wouldnt be suprised if it was chipboard.
Americans are using up the worlds resources really fast, and do not want to compromise. They drive around in their big fucking 'station wagons' - and another why the fuck are they called 'station wagons'? Can you catch a train in one of them. NO.
You have an idiot for president, and even the presidential candidates are morons! Kerry or Bush? NEITHER PLEASE! They are both douchebags. At least Bush is actually funny! He is entertaining, Kerry is just plain annoying, and probably stinks of shit!
Mostly, I hate the way Americans are cocky and arrogant..oh, and patronising. I was hounded in a hotel lobby by a group of Brit-hungry Americans, "Oh, please SAY SOMETHING! Say something for us! Say something!" NO! Get the fuck away from me, you fucking lunatics!
America generally has a smell of musk to it...I wonder if its all the shit that comes out of their mouths when they speak?!
Prove me right.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 06:19:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-08 06:09:51 EDT (#)
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inion_de_trua: Perhaps my spellings are British, there are differences between UK spellings and US spellings.
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:25:56 EDT (#)
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I really hate it when people use the term American, even if we have the term in most of our national songs. Anyone who lives on the continents North America, or South America is an American. The U.S. is not America. I live in the U.S. therefore I am an American, but so are people living in Canada and Mexico. We are North Americans. So lets start an initiative to re-name all the American hating posts. Let's rename them to the nationality they are for, such as: U.S. citizens, Canadians, Mexicans, etc.... So please if you hate the U.S. then say you hate the U.S. Don't bring the rest of the Nationalities that live on the American continents into your hate rant.
Also, to hate the U.S. because you don't like our president is stupid. 40% of the U.S. doesn't like it's president and don't care who gets elected because they feel there voice isn't heard anyway. Saying you hate the U.S. leaders is like saying I agree with 40% of U.S. citizens. To which I say "Thank You for your Support." We really have no control over what our elected officials do once they are elected. It's like saying we hate The British because we don't like their Prime Minister. I don't even know who the Prime Minister of England is right now, but it's not my country so I don't care who it is.
I promise I will never hate another nationality based on its; elected officials, government, or religion. I will hate people based on individual assessment not as a group. I also promise to watch less news and not remember names and faces of leaders of other countries. That way I will not have a bias toward anyone from any country.
I think if we all shared the idea that most of the population of any country feels there leader is wrong, or in the case of the U.S. a retarded monkey, we could all learn to live in peace.
Thank You,
A proud U.S. citizen, but not proud of the officials that are giving us a bad name.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:54:28 EDT (#)
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you should leave out the other people are dumb comments if you're going to repeatedly spell simple things wrong. if you do it over and over again most likely it's not a series of typos.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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I'm British. I hate you. Stop saying douchebag, you twat. Short sentences. For your small Brain. To cope with. Fool.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:53:31 EDT (#)
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Firstly, Americans arent the brightest of people. Hillbillies, Rednecks - whatever you want to call them. They are strange. "Hey paw, look at whut I gawt" Their goofy voices and appearances just make me laugh, but at the same time, I want to shoot them.
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Yea we just have 7 of the 10 best universities in the world. We're all just so retarded.
Submitted by Skeptic (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:45:23 EDT (#)
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In Reply:
1.America oficially SUCKS, says me!
The are many reasons for this. Many of these may be small, but when combined they are fucking stupid and annoying!
Firstly, Americans arent the brightest of people. Hillbillies, Rednecks - whatever you want to call them. They are strange. "Hey paw, look at whut I gawt" Their goofy voices and appearances just make me laugh, but at the same time, I want to shoot them.
Reply: I think you've been watching a bit too much television. We love to make fun of ourselves, and this is reflective in our entertainment. It would be easy for me to make the assumption that all brits are football hoodlums, or drunken louts based upon the news and shows that we get. I could also make the assumption that all brits aren't terribly bright based on your atrocious spelling and grammar. I know otherwise. My family has frequent family visitors from across "the pond" and many of these families have applied for immigration. I can only assume that there is something in The States that is more attractive than what is in the UK.
2. Oh, I thought of a small one. TIPPING! In NYC it is bloody annoying. I expect good service for a tip, and besides they should be giving good service without tips. I would tell them to fuck off if they were shit and asked for a tip.
There was a cool Nigerian taxi driver, I tipped him because he told us about everything we drove past. That was good service.
Reply: I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say. Have you been asked for a tip? Are you in a service capacity and are continually "shorted" on tips? The tipping standard here is 15 to 20 percent for adequate service - more if the service is outstanding. I've tipped, as much as 30 percent for outstanding service and that can be costly if the bill is $150.00 or more. I've also left nothing if the service was poor. It's all about the service and has nothing to do with how the dinner was.
3. Everything in America is a shitty facade - well the touristy places. Washington DC is not old at all, but they seemed to have copied all the architecture straight out of a Greek history book. Underneath all the marble, I wouldnt be suprised if it was chipboard.
Reply: Well, compared to Europe that has thousands of years of history, the US is a pretty new country. The architecture that you've seen is the result of settlers trying to recreate buildings that they knew from the countries that they immigrated from. There may very well be some "chipboard" in some of these structures. It's still better than thatch.
3. Americans are using up the worlds resources really fast, and do not want to compromise. They drive around in their big fucking 'station wagons' - and another why the fuck are they called 'station wagons'? Can you catch a train in one of them. NO.
Reply: We're a large nation. We aren't as big as China, but we don't have their economic challenges, mainly due to our freedom. I personally think that we as a nation need to cut back on the use of the planet's natural resources. Bright One - do you have a solution?
4. You have an idiot for president, and even the presidential candidates are morons! Kerry or Bush? NEITHER PLEASE! They are both douchebags. At least Bush is actually funny! He is entertaining, Kerry is just plain annoying, and probably stinks of shit!
Reply: Bush isn't a moron. It would be easy to say the same thing about Blair - who by the way pretty much follows his lead. I haven't agreed with most of what he's done in the last 2 years and it's unlikely that he's going to be able to convince me to vote for a Republican in the next election. I could go on and on with this subject but maybe that should be a separate post.
5. Mostly, I hate the way Americans are cocky and arrogant..oh, and patronising. I was hounded in a hotel lobby by a group of Brit-hungry Americans, "Oh, please SAY SOMETHING! Say something for us! Say something!" NO! Get the fuck away from me, you fucking lunatics!
America generally has a smell of musk to it...I wonder if its all the shit that comes out of their mouths when they speak?!
Prove me right.
Reply: "The sun never sets on the British Empire". This is a phrase that epitomizes arrogance and isn't true any more. We may be arrogant, but as a new nation with little more than 200 years of history, as opposed to Europe with thousands, we've achieved world leadership status and have that right.
In closing I'd like to say that you have a lot of growing up to do and that you might want to look at other countries and see what they are doing to the world.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:10:27 EDT (#)
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*yawn*
been done, so MANY times, and by people more imaginative and well-versed than you could ever hope to be.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:50:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 15:22:45 (#)
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I overlooked many things when i wrote this but this is more correct than you make it out to be.
1.) (I exaggerated this section More than i should have) Jesus and Charles the great where before Americas time and i dont think Ghandi even went to school.
2.) Doesnt matter if your a cheapass or not if they didnt work for the tip you dont have to pay it thats why it's optional.
3.) I was trying to say that just because the people who designed the capital area were inspired by the greeks doesnt mean its bad.
4.) Cant you find every one of those ethnicities in America?
5.) We are still in Afghanistan and as far as i know we havent declared war on Iran yet.
6.) China has problems with population and poverty, Russia fell from power long ago, Germany lost all hope after WWII, India has the same problems as China as well as having Pakistan to worry about. Japan is the same as Germany.
7.)So, my good sir, did you.
i never said i could write, in fact becaue i cant i should be able to recognize crappy writing when i see it.
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Just for the sake of argument:
1. I knew what you meant, but the way you said it was completely wrong, and Gandhi was a lawyer, went to school in the UK I believe.
2. You really always should leave a tip. waiters are paid shit.
4.America is a country of fatty fat-fats, whereas the countries I pointed out were much less so.
5.But we pulled mostly out of Afghanistan and if I judge our president, the village idiot, correctly, we'll be in Iran soon.
6. China has the largest country in the world, and is also the leading supplier of almost ALL manufactured goods, therefore, if China and US were at war, China would have a better chance to win, there are several different types superpowers. Russia still has nearly as many nuclear weapons as the United States, vast amounts of resources in Siberia and is still therefore a superpower. India, nuclear power and weapon stocks, and the second highest populated country.
Japan, has nuclear power, some of the smartest people in the world, and probably the biggest trade surplus a country could have.
7. That is probably the worst excuse I've ever heard on Uber...
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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Dr. Midget, you are a fucking retard. Hang your head in shame retard.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:20:44 EDT (#)
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Yeah, people, I never said I wouldnt stick up for the UK, it has its faults, just like the USA.
Tipping is actually not optional in NYC, unwritten rule.
People from any nation are capable of great things.
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 15:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:37:33 (#)
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Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:03:43 (#)
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You dont seem to understand that most Americans would bleed to make sure the flag stays red.
If you hate your country enough to not defend it you might as well be dead
You say Americans are stupid but you seem to have left out a couple of facts
1.) Not everyone is a hillbilly, do you completly ignore the fact that people come to America to study in some of THE BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD or that anyone who has ever done anything remotley good is either American or has studied in America.
'anyone who has ever done anything remotley good is either American or has studied in America.'
I can't even begin to describe who wrong the above statement is. Try Jesus, Gandhi, Charles the Great (Charlaman sp?), Einstein to an extent, any of these names ring any bells?
2.) TIPPING IS OPTIONAL!
Yeah if you're a fucking cheapass.
3.) They fact that America and her government are based on a previous Greek government and Greek arcitechture is just cool has nothing to do with thier building choice.
Makes no fucking sense.
4.) Just because american women are hot enough to fuck and we have big families that need big cars doesnt mean you can make up corny things like "Can you catch a train in one of those?"
I'd take most every Swedish, Irish, or Brazilian woman before an American.
5.) President bush is not stupid, no matter what you ignorant people think it takes more than money to win a campain. You have to actually be smart. and go ahead and ignore the fact that he graduated from Harvard.
Yes, of course he's not stupid, it was the smartest thing ever done to pull out of Afghanistan and go into Iraq, and to know start pulling out of Iraq and go into Iran. The man is a tactical genius I tell you wut.
6.) When your the only superpower in the world you have the right to gloat.
So, China, Russia, Germany, India, and Japan are no longer considered super powers?
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I overlooked many things when i wrote this but this is more correct than you make it out to be.
1.) (I exaggerated this section More than i should have) Jesus and Charles the great where before Americas time and i dont think Ghandi even went to school.
2.) Doesnt matter if your a cheapass or not if they didnt work for the tip you dont have to pay it thats why it's optional.
3.) I was trying to say that just because the people who designed the capital area were inspired by the greeks doesnt mean its bad.
4.) Cant you find every one of those ethnicities in America?
5.) We are still in Afghanistan and as far as i know we havent declared war on Iran yet.
6.) China has problems with population and poverty, Russia fell from power long ago, Germany lost all hope after WWII, India has the same problems as China as well as having Pakistan to worry about. Japan is the same as Germany.
7.)So, my good sir, did you.
i never said i could write, in fact becaue i cant i should be able to recognize crappy writing when i see it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:52:37 EDT (#)
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I have to admit, I started laughing. This really brightened up my day, probably not for the reasons you intended.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:39:19 EDT (#)
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I may not be American, but I share their sense of indignation here.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:03:43 (#)
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You dont seem to understand that most Americans would bleed to make sure the flag stays red.
If you hate your country enough to not defend it you might as well be dead
You say Americans are stupid but you seem to have left out a couple of facts
1.) Not everyone is a hillbilly, do you completly ignore the fact that people come to America to study in some of THE BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD or that anyone who has ever done anything remotley good is either American or has studied in America.
'anyone who has ever done anything remotley good is either American or has studied in America.'
I can't even begin to describe who wrong the above statement is. Try Jesus, Gandhi, Charles the Great (Charlaman sp?), Einstein to an extent, any of these names ring any bells?
2.) TIPPING IS OPTIONAL!
Yeah if you're a fucking cheapass.
3.) They fact that America and her government are based on a previous Greek government and Greek arcitechture is just cool has nothing to do with thier building choice.
Makes no fucking sense.
4.) Just because american women are hot enough to fuck and we have big families that need big cars doesnt mean you can make up corny things like "Can you catch a train in one of those?"
I'd take most every Swedish, Irish, or Brazilian woman before an American.
5.) President bush is not stupid, no matter what you ignorant people think it takes more than money to win a campain. You have to actually be smart. and go ahead and ignore the fact that he graduated from Harvard.
Yes, of course he's not stupid, it was the smartest thing ever done to pull out of Afghanistan and go into Iraq, and to know start pulling out of Iraq and go into Iran. The man is a tactical genius I tell you wut.
6.) When your the only superpower in the world you have the right to gloat.
So, China, Russia, Germany, India, and Japan are no longer considered super powers?
7.) No Americans dont shit when they speak, but you just proved that you do.
So, my good sir, did you.
This -2 isnt for you writing contect its just because your righting sucks.
Once again, so does yours.
Now, while I AM an American citizen, I'm not going to defend everything, or most anything America has done. Really the ONLY reason we are so powerful today is because we waited so long to get into WWII, if we hadn't we would be nowhere near what we are.
Please try to think something out before you write it down next time, all right?
This post still sucked ass.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:27:07 EDT (#)
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this is just terrible
For a second there I thought the dog took a shit on the floor, then I realized the smell was coming from this post.
terrible just terrible
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:22:46 EDT (#)
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blah blah american hate post blah blah. they all sound the same.
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:03:43 EDT (#)
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You dont seem to understand that most Americans would bleed to make sure the flag stays red.
If you hate your country enough to not defend it you might as well be dead
You say Americans are stupid but you seem to have left out a couple of facts
1.) Not everyone is a hillbilly, do you completly ignore the fact that people come to America to study in some of THE BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD or that anyone who has ever done anything remotley good is either American or has studied in America.
2.) TIPPING IS OPTIONAL!
3.) They fact that America and her government are based on a previous Greek government and Greek arcitechture is just cool has nothing to do with thier building choice.
4.) Just because american women are hot enough to fuck and we have big families that need big cars doesnt mean you can make up corny things like "Can you catch a train in one of those?"
5.) President bush is not stupid, no matter what you ignorant people think it takes more than money to win a campain. You have to actually be smart. and go ahead and ignore the fact that he graduated from Harvard.
6.) When your the only superpower in the world you have the right to gloat.
7.) No Americans dont shit when they speak, but you just proved that you do.
This -2 isnt for you writing contect its just because your righting sucks.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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So now you go and retal my posts, like I won't notice.
I will give you credit though, you didn't leave -2 no comments so at least you're learning.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:57:46 EDT (#)
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If you wrote an article about how shit the UK is I wouldnt be offended, I would probably agree with you!
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:55:31 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I should add, Americans can't take a joke to the list.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:55:04 EDT (#)
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No, I just looked at some of his articles, and rated them on opinion after looking at his list.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:53:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:41:14 (#)
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they were purely opinion.
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Right. You just happened to 'stumble' on those widely separated posts
less than 10 minutes after he gave you your rating. Right.
Jumping on a site populated mostly by Americans and running down their
country is analogous to walking through Harlem screaming, "All niggers suck."
Dipshit.
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:41:14 EDT (#)
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they were purely opinion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:27:24 EDT (#)
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Retal ratings are for bitches.
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:00:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by modernpost (user info) at 2006-06-04 08:12:31 (#)
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I hate the way the Americans have kangaroos and aboriginals and go surfing all the time.
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...Who are you?
Submitted by modernpost (user info) at 2006-06-04 08:12:31 EDT (#)
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I hate the way the Americans have kangaroos and aboriginals and go surfing all the time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-04 07:02:42 EDT (#)
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Firstly, Americans arent the brightest of people. Hillbillies, Rednecks - whatever you want to call them. They are strange. "Hey paw, look at whut I gawt" Their goofy voices and appearances just make me laugh, but at the same time, I want to shoot them.
Mostly, I hate the way Americans are cocky and arrogant..oh, and patronising. I was hounded in a hotel lobby by a group of Brit-hungry Americans, "Oh, please SAY SOMETHING! Say something for us! Say something!" NO! Get the fuck away from me, you fucking lunatics!
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-04 06:59:43 EDT (#)
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Everything in America is a shitty facade - well the touristy places. Washington DC is not old at all, but they seemed to have copied all the architecture straight out of a Greek history book. Underneath all the marble, I wouldnt be suprised if it was chipboard.
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Fun fact: The Washington Monument changes colors halfway up. They began building it before the Civil War and had to stop so that they could allocate resources to the war. Afterward, when they resumed building, the stone in the quarry had darkened.
Maybe it's not a fun fact, per se, but a boring fact, but fuck you, whatever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-04 06:55:12 EDT (#)
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You may not speak from a position of authority on funny sounding people if your name is Gazareth Ellington, you fucking queer.
that was as far as i got.