Americans + Retals (718 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -1.41 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gazareth Ellington (View user info) at 2006-06-04 10:06:50 EDT
Hello there, just little old me going to point out some stuff.
I love it when everyone gets pissed off on here when I take the piss out of America! It makes me laugh so much. I also love winding people up by giving them -2 in exchange for a -2. Let me point out a few things...
I do not mind getting -2s, I just dont like it with a snide comment or with no comment. I would prefer it with some constructive critisism, such as "That was shit, next time maybe you could..." or "That was crap, but if you *insert comment here* then it would be better".
I love them getting would up after giving them -2s and saying how shit their country is...and the best thing of all is that they cant argue, because Im right.
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-06 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-06 22:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently I hurt your feelings, so here is an apologetic +2.
I was looking through my catalogue of posts, as I am wont to do sometimes, to check if I'd had any new ratings within the past, oh, year or so. I noticed two random posts people rated two days ago. Both were retaliatory -2's, and both were followed by +2's by both Doodles and Bubba.
Ok, here's where I tell you why I dont understand people like you. Here you are, telling us you intentionally posted a pile of shit, and you get angry when people tell you it's a pile of shit. I dont get it. If you are angry that I think you're an idiot, so be it, but why get angry if that's what you wanted? I dont mind -2's, even in retaliation, because I dont get my jollies off of pissing people off/making people laugh on the internet. What bothers me is that there are people who actually DO masturbate to making people angry. It's disturbing. You're disturbing.
Also you are an idiot.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oy. Who's giving birth to these miscreants? Bugger off, eh mate?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As a Brit, I find the retal -2 a terribly sad thing to do. I'd rather you made a great post, as opposed to whinging about old posts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was crap but if next time you consider posting you chop your hands off first then that would be pretty cool.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-04 23:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...what the fuck is a retal?
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-06-04 23:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This guy is channeling some great dead author!
Unfortunately, it's Chaucer.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-04 23:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know if i told you before, but YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was ,indeed, shit. Maybe next time you could just not post.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was shit, maybe next time you could castrate yourself on a webcam for our viewing pleasure.
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damnit, that was better than mine.
ahh well, kudos to you, doodles.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post I've seen today.
Don't change a thing.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my. and you're british.
gone to a dentist lately, or are the teeth still throwing up gang signs?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was shit...maybe next time you could...
suck your dad off, maybe then he'll be nice enough to teach you at least how to properly use a noun.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are right! Americans own everything and control everything, but they get so pissed off when you make a pointless comment on a pointless website (run by an American - how posh is THAT?) about how stupid they are!
Keep up the great work!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-04 20:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-04 19:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i got would reading this
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-04 15:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hydzik (user info) at 2006-06-04 15:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
GUYS HOW DO YOU PUT IMAGES IN YOUR POST WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING TO UBERSITE?
THANK YOU!
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:42:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hydzik (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DO YOU PUT IMAGES ONTO YOUR POST BEFORE YOU POST IT?
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USE A JPG AND LEARN HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, PLEASE AND THANK YOU, bitch.
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What he said.
Submitted by hydzik (user info) at 2006-06-04 15:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GUYS HOW DO YOU PUT IMAGES IN YOUR POST WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING TO UBERSITE?
THANK YOU!
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 just because you like them
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dont post posts about posts you've posted or will post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-04 13:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hydzik (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:16:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DO YOU PUT IMAGES ONTO YOUR POST BEFORE YOU POST IT?
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USE A JPG AND LEARN HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, PLEASE AND THANK YOU, bitch.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahaha, this alter rules
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:47:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not a spelling error, its a typo.
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Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:42:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love them getting would up after giving them -2s
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I LOVE WHEN THEY GET WOULD UP TOO!!!!!!!!
it would help if you learned to spell jackass
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Excuse the fuck out of me, buddy, but a typo is hitting the adjacent key.
The difference between an L and an N is about three keys over and one row
down. Admit it, it was a brain lapse. Oh wait, you don't have one. Sorry. . .
Submitted by hydzik (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DO YOU PUT IMAGES ONTO YOUR POST BEFORE YOU POST IT?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-04 12:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
H3LO THEYRE JUST LITLA OLD ME GONG 2 POINT OUT SOME STUF
I!1!!1!1 WTF LOVE IT WHEN EVERYONE GATS PIS3D OF ON H3RA WHEN I TAEK TEH PIS OUT OF MARICA1!!!1 WTF IT MAEKS M3 LAUGH SO MUCH1!1!!!!! WTF I ALSO LOVE WINDNG PEOPL3 UP BY GIVNG TH3M -2 IN AXCHANGE FOR A -21!!!11 OMG LOL LET ME POINT OUT A FEW THNGS.
I1!11111!1!1!!!11!111!!1 WTF DO NOT MIND GETNG -2S I JUST DONT LIEK IT WIT A SNIED COMENT OR WIT NO COMANT1!!! WTF LOL I WUD PREFAR IT WIT SOME CONSTRUCTIEV CRITISISM SUCH AS TAHT WAS SHIT NAXT TIEM MAYB U CUD.111!!111111!!!!!11!!1 OR TAHT WAS CRAP BUT IF U *INS3RT COMANT HERA* TH3N IT WUD B BTER
I!!1!!! OMG LOL LOVE TH3M GETNG WUD UP AFT3R GIVNG TH3M -2S AND SAYNG HOW SHIT THERE COUNTRY IS.AND111!!!1!!1111!!!!!1 OMG LOL DA BST THNG OF AL IS TAHT TH3Y CANT ARGUE B/C IM RIGHT!!!1 OMG WTF
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible.
If you want a suggestion for improvement, here goes:
Stop writing. Anything. Proceed to beat your head against a wall until you forget how to write (it shall no doubt be quick).
While this really doesn't so much benefit you, it does help us. Think of it as taking one for the team.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There.....now you are advised.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-04 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i eat children and yours are next
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not a spelling error, its a typo.
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love them getting would up after giving them -2s
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I LOVE WHEN THEY GET WOULD UP TOO!!!!!!!!
it would help if you learned to spell jackass
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gah!
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the crit!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-04 10:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was shit, maybe next time you could castrate yourself on a webcam for our viewing pleasure.