Bartemian Rhapsody - The Studio Session (2446 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-06-05 08:14:50 EDT
I will preface this new musical recording by saying that it's the most insane musical project I've tackled to date...Uber and non-Uber projects alike.
When Orgasmatron wrote this back at the end of January (http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151), I simply KNEW that his lyrical masterpiece had to be recorded. It speaks of simplicity and brilliance that even rivals "Shenanigan Pie." So, I set out in March to begin work on the recording.
Three months, several "life happens" setbacks, and fourteen tracks later, it's finally done. I had 6 hours alone at home on Saturday and I thought to myself, "Hmmm, it would be nice to finish "Bartemian Rhapsody" before I leave for India next Thursday...even though I *still* haven't gotten the vocal sheet music in the mail yet!"
So...I undertook the daunting task of recording all the vocal parts by ear. BY fucking EAR. NO sheet music. NO harmonizer processing. PURE IMPROV VOCALS, BITCH!
Six vocal tracks. Three electric guitar tracks. Plus acoustic guitar, bass, piano, and stereo drums. All performed with a lone chord tab reference. It's goddamn ridiculous.
And yes, I know I flubbed the piano and guitar parts in several spots...it would have taken me a year to learn that whole thing officially. Freddie Mercury and Brian May sure had skills, and not just the ghey buttsecks kind of skills.
Ladies and Gentlemen, "Bartemian Rhapsody." I think I'm going to retire my Ubermusic career now.
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Lyrics reposted for convenience (original post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this website
My escape from reality
Open your mind
Find words that will rhyme for me
I'm just a writer, I need no therapy
Because I'm beaten up, beaten down
Praised and cursed, king and clown
All these words and ratings don't mean a damn thing to me, to me
Bart-bart, just killed a noob
Threw my words against his post
Rated blindly, now he's toast
Bart-bart, he had just begun
But that twonami blew him clean away
Bart-bart, ooo
Baby Jesus gonna cry
If I see one more bitmap come tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Emu, your time has come
On Thursdays then it's fine
Rabbits working overtime
Farewell happy fields where content dwells
Thanks to alters and shitposters you are gone
Bart-bart, ooo (all these words and ratings)
I don't want to write
I sometimes wish I'd never come here at all
I see a little bitty shitfuck of a man
CaptainThorns, CaptainThorns will you play me a tango
Camwhores, hate and convos - what a bunch of homos here
Axolotl, Axolotl
Axolotl, Axolotl
Axolotl and Jimbo - terrifico
I'm just a writer, nobody reads me
He's just a writer and he needs therapy
Spare him his life from the man called Shlongy
Beat him up, beat him down - will he skate it off
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Will not skate it off - skate it off (never)
Never skate it off - skate it off
Never skate it off - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' skate it off
Confuzitron has rating set aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can read me and send a reply
So you think you can leave me a "minus two die"
Oh dickshine - can't do this to me dickshine
Gotta retaliate, gotta retaliate like a ghey menz
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ratings, they don't matter
Anyone can see
Ratings, they don't matter - ratings, they don't matter to me
All these words and ratings...
bartemian_rhapsody.mp3 (5 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still great.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-18 15:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So does this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-14 08:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it that THIS has a lower rating than my India photo blog?!?
Oh well, c'est la vie.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-10 12:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebux, the effort!
Fine job sir, always a good track for my playlist. In my car. While I'm sitting in traffic. With the windows down. Did I mention I just got a 1000 W amplifier and 2-12" speakers? I wonder why people always stare srangely at me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-10 11:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:27:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns cums pure alcohol, hence my absence for the last three days.
-Dave
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Wait, what?
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I have to agree with Saccy on this...UM, WHAT?!?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:27:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns cums pure alcohol, hence my absence for the last three days.
-Dave
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Wait, what?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorns cums pure alcohol, hence my absence for the last three days.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still awesome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:17:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not retiring? You're word means nothing.
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Word? If you believe anything anyone says on here, then you're more gullible than I thought.
Uber wouldn't be Uber without the posing, false threats, and alters.
Go find something else to do now, mmmkay?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just giving a little back to you for explaining what a discussion is to me.
Carry on.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must be the first person to make a typo in the history of the world.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are word means nothing.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no hope to survive - make your time.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not retiring? You're word means nothing.
Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAD ASS!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:03:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good. Your musical abilities astound me. We should do a duet some time.
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Sure, how about either "Grease" or the "Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good. Your musical abilities astound me. We should do a duet some time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAPPY RETIREMENT!!!
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After an eight hour retirement, I've decided retirement's not for me, so I've rejoined the Uber workforce as a re-hired retiree!
Oh, and by the way, thank you Echo for helping push me past the 100K mark!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-06 03:24:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
So did you do the vocals on this, honey?
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Fo' shizzle, I did. All six tracks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you do the piano and drums with a midi controller?
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Casio keyboard and a Roland TDW-12 drum kit, both patched in to my mixer via 1/4" cable, just like my guitars and mics.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Soup's on, bitch!"
I just pissed myself. For real.
I'm glad i'm at home for lunch.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird Al ain't got shit on you.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah! I love this song!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t, motherfucker, w00t.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh for shizzle
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-06 03:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86445
Or this one...
So did you do the vocals on this, honey?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-06 03:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more gong at the end.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAPPY RETIREMENT!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news, another Remix was posted:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88788
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you do the piano and drums with a midi controller?
I liked this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
If this post pushes me over the 100K hit mark, I'll retire from Uber. Honest Injun.
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Son of a bitch...you clowns actually accomplished the 100K mark...
*weeps*
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22913
It's been done.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't totally hate this.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
No fucking question.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I assume nothing. I just said that. It was one possibility. Shall I repeat it?
And please, don't assume anything I said in reference to it made me look like an ass. mmkay?
It was a cool image. No need to get all defensive, I just asked a question.
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It just sounded like you were using soft language to hide the fact you were making an assumption. Perhaps I took it the wrong way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a total geek and I mean that as a compliment.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't mind me. I am just fellating Thorns.
-Dave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:50:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My appreciation for the effort that went into the production of the song is what resulted in this getting a +2.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I assume nothing. I just said that. It was one possibility. Shall I repeat it?
And please, don't assume anything I said in reference to it made me look like an ass. mmkay?
It was a cool image. No need to get all defensive, I just asked a question.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:00:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact is you don't know what my motivation was for posting "Do you see music?" so don't assume.
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I've not much motivation to assume anything about you. I just considered the fact that posing a question in a title of a post with an image you didn't create and which by nature begs "answers" might just MAYBE be interpreted as a quest for heat. Not that it was your motivation or anything.
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Again, you assume you know why I posted it. I've got an idea. I'll tell you why I posted it. I'll reveal my true sinister motivation. That way you won't continue to look like an ass. Ready?
I posted it because it was fun.
There it is. The real reason. It was a game for people to enjoy on a Thursday. The fact that it require answers (no quotation marks needed, they are real answers) was part of the game. Had I posted all the bands, why would anyone play? That's like buying a new video game and getting the cheat codes right away. It takes the sport out of it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:49:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact is you don't know what my motivation was for posting "Do you see music?" so don't assume.
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I've not much motivation to assume anything about you. I just considered the fact that posing a question in a title of a post with an image you didn't create and which by nature begs "answers" might just MAYBE be interpreted as a quest for heat. Not that it was your motivation or anything.
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, Captain, I love you.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact is you don't know what my motivation was for posting "Do you see music?" so don't assume.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:44:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
And no, I'm not entertained. I'd rather hear Thorns' interpretation of the actual song. At least then he wouldn't get blind "I love uber" +2's and people would rate him based on the quality of the song.
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That's fair, then. To each his own, right? As long as there's stuff here that you like, somewhere, you're ahead of the game.
He's already got the music track laid down. Maybe if you ask nicely he'll redo the song with the original lyrics.
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me.
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I'm cheaper than a matchmaker, Captain.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wouldn't a post asking the question "Do you see music?" qualify as a quest for heat?
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I wasn't looking for heat and it didn't make heated.
Thorns admitted part of his movtivation was heat. See the difference?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
The original lyrics were good enough and probably deserved the heat it got. This post is just piggybacking on that. I heard the lyrics you wrote applied to the song when I read them. I didn't need someone to actually do it for me.
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Sure, but you know that music is what CaptainThorns does, and that he's done stuff like this in the past with things like 'Shenanigan Pie' and 'Ghola.' I don't see it as him piggybacking off the heat or attention that any of the original posts got, but rather just actualizing the songs in his own way, because he's capable of doing so. If he enjoys turning lyrics into full-on songs, more power to him. And if he's taken the time to do it, why not share it with the website?
Saying that he's piggybacking off of my 'works' is like saying that I've piggybacked off the original songs themselves, or that I've camped out on the coattails of Whitman, Eliot, Marlowe and the other writers whose works I've used as the framework for a few of my pieces. Poetry, to some degree, is what I "do" here, as music is kind of what Thorns "does" too. You can't get upset because he's sharing what he enjoys. Blame me for the namedrops and such - they're not his fault.
I guess the important question here is: are you not entertained?
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Thorns recording "Shenanigan Pie" is not the same as you writing the lyrics. Or the poetry. You took those from an outside source and had no idea how they would be recieved here. (Though, generally they're +2 machines). He used a post proven in ratings and reviews to construct this post.
And no, I'm not entertained. I'd rather hear Thorns' interpretation of the actual song. At least then he wouldn't get blind "I love uber" +2's and people would rate him based on the quality of the song.
Submitted by ah_whatever (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
marry me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop piggybacking off of the Beatles' fame. :)
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Stop piggybacking off of Motorhead's fame, loser.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wouldn't a post asking the question "Do you see music?" qualify as a quest for heat?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah.
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Stop piggybacking off of the Beatles' fame. :)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
The original lyrics were good enough and probably deserved the heat it got. This post is just piggybacking on that. I heard the lyrics you wrote applied to the song when I read them. I didn't need someone to actually do it for me.
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Sure, but you know that music is what CaptainThorns does, and that he's done stuff like this in the past with things like 'Shenanigan Pie' and 'Ghola.' I don't see it as him piggybacking off the heat or attention that any of the original posts got, but rather just actualizing the songs in his own way, because he's capable of doing so. If he enjoys turning lyrics into full-on songs, more power to him. And if he's taken the time to do it, why not share it with the website?
Saying that he's piggybacking off of my 'works' is like saying that I've piggybacked off the original songs themselves, or that I've camped out on the coattails of Whitman, Eliot, Marlowe and the other writers whose works I've used as the framework for a few of my pieces. Poetry, to some degree, is what I "do" here, as music is kind of what Thorns "does" too. You can't get upset because he's sharing what he enjoys. Blame me for the namedrops and such - they're not his fault.
I guess the important question here is: are you not entertained?
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Like anyone can really predict what's going to get heated and what won't.
If I'd left this alone this may or may not have been heated, and if you hadn't come around and prompted this back and forth then it surely wouldn't have continued to burn. Now, yes, in this particular case, there is someone (read: me) that's replying to it with some frequency and forcing it up the ladder. Why? Why not, really? This place is a sandbox, so who cares what sort of castle I feel like making today.
Take me out of this, or, better yet, look at some of the songs Thorns has done on his own time. Some of them got a fair amount of attention, others not so much. You can't really tell how Uber's going to work on a day to day basis. Sometimes good, discussion-prompting posts make it to the list. Sometimes bullshit like "Bananas and Lube" or a post about 'what to put on my iPod' (posts which are obviously looking for replies and are, thus, truly created for drawing heat) makes it to heated. I'd much rather see something like this - which clearly took time and effort - get attention than some nonsense about how some user wants to know if their haircut is emo or not.
But that's me. To each his or her own.
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To some degree, it is possible to predict what is going to make heated. This, for example, is one of them. The lyrics are clever, it's about uber, there are multiple name drops and the original got 150+ reviews. Anyone could see it coming. It was heated before I got here so the back and forth may have moved it up the list but it had already gotten the attention thorns was looking for.
I hate the bullshit posts that look for heat as well. Those authors are looking for negative heat - this one for positive. There isn't that much difference. They both found a way to get attention. The original lyrics were good enough and probably deserved the heat it got. This post is just piggybacking on that. I heard the lyrics you wrote applied to the song when I read them. I didn't need someone to actually do it for me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes bullshit like "Bananas and Lube" or a post about 'what to put on my iPod' (posts which are obviously looking for replies and are, thus, truly created for drawing heat) makes it to heated.
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Here I meant that any post like 'help me find songs for my iPod' or 'advice on where to go for my honeymoon' or 'name my new pet pig' are created to get replies. Not that "Bananas and Lube" and the iPod one mentioned above were both posts like this.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were a woman, I would totally give you head.
IF?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like anyone can really predict what's going to get heated and what won't.
If I'd left this alone this may or may not have been heated, and if you hadn't come around and prompted this back and forth then it surely wouldn't have continued to burn. Now, yes, in this particular case, there is someone (read: me) that's replying to it with some frequency and forcing it up the ladder. Why? Why not, really? This place is a sandbox, so who cares what sort of castle I feel like making today.
Take me out of this, or, better yet, look at some of the songs Thorns has done on his own time. Some of them got a fair amount of attention, others not so much. You can't really tell how Uber's going to work on a day to day basis. Sometimes good, discussion-prompting posts make it to the list. Sometimes bullshit like "Bananas and Lube" or a post about 'what to put on my iPod' (posts which are obviously looking for replies and are, thus, truly created for drawing heat) makes it to heated. I'd much rather see something like this - which clearly took time and effort - get attention than some nonsense about how some user wants to know if their haircut is emo or not.
But that's me. To each his or her own.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've made my fucking day. I think you did a damn good job for six hours on a saturday, considering it probably took queen months to record it. These lyrics are magnificent.
"Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were a woman, I would totally give you head. That's how fucking awesome this is.
+2, sir."
I second that.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're contributing to his heat and hits...so aren't we just two of a kind?
And isn't it a motive of everyone here, to some degree? Surely not everyone aspires to Most Heated every time they post, but you'd be lying to yourself if you said that you'd be fine with a post of yours receiving 10 hits and 0 reviews. Posting here necessitates a desire for attention. Variable degrees of attention, of course, but attention just the same.
At the end of the day we're all narcissists here. Accept it. Even someone who screams into a canyon wants to hear their voice bounce back to them.
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I'm contributing to heat and hits to discuss my opinion of the post. You're doing it admittedly because you wrote the lyrics. So no, we're not two of a kind.
Sure, I'd like some feedback on the shit I post. You're right. Everyone wants some attention. But to construct a post specifically to get most heated is pathetic.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:55:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:50:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My appreciation for the effort that went into the production of the song is what resulted in this getting a +2.
The fact that I wrote it is what resulted in the number of times I've replied to this post.
There's a difference, as you're discussing why people would give this +2s.
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It takes more than one person to have a discussion.
You're contributing to his heat and hits (which was one of his motives for doing this) because you wrote it. That's a shitty reason but exactly my point about people loving garbage like this.
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You're contributing to his heat and hits...so aren't we just two of a kind?
And isn't it a motive of everyone here, to some degree? Surely not everyone aspires to Most Heated every time they post, but you'd be lying to yourself if you said that you'd be fine with a post of yours receiving 10 hits and 0 reviews. Posting here necessitates a desire for attention. Variable degrees of attention, of course, but attention just the same.
At the end of the day we're all narcissists here. Accept it. Even someone who screams into a canyon wants to hear their voice bounce back to them.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:51:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
The famous 'headbang' solo was just..... lackluster. For me, that was a big letdown.
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No argument from me on that. I was personally most disappointed with that part of the song too.
But I had to say "enough's enough" at some point on this - I could've easily spent a month alone on just that section. But it was time to wrap it up and post it, as I didn't want to waste any more time nitpicking everything 'till it was perfect...otherwise, it'd never be posted.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:48:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
You're lying to yourself if you think the fact you wrote it has nothing to do with your rating. Everyone loves praise. As for the effort, I'll give him a point for it. He sure wasted a lot of time on it. The finished product still sucks worse than anything that's ever sucked.
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Miserable bastard.
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I kill innocent animals for fun.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:50:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
My appreciation for the effort that went into the production of the song is what resulted in this getting a +2.
The fact that I wrote it is what resulted in the number of times I've replied to this post.
There's a difference, as you're discussing why people would give this +2s.
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It takes more than one person to have a discussion.
You're contributing to his heat and hits (which was one of his motives for doing this) because you wrote it. That's a shitty reason but exactly my point about people loving garbage like this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's unnerving to see my name repeated like that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weet
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's just all agree on "to each his own", call a truce here, and move on. Mmmkay?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:48:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
You're lying to yourself if you think the fact you wrote it has nothing to do with your rating. Everyone loves praise. As for the effort, I'll give him a point for it. He sure wasted a lot of time on it. The finished product still sucks worse than anything that's ever sucked.
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Miserable bastard.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this should have been done differently, instead of by ear. Granted, it was pretty good BECAUSE you had done this entirely by ear in the first place, but you sacrificed a lot of the energy that came with Queen's music.
The famous 'headbang' solo was just..... lackluster. For me, that was a big letdown. Also, I think you should have had somebody else sing it rather than yourself. If you're going to make a song and want it to really stand out, you should probably make it a point to not sound like a karaoke singer. I'm not saying your voice sucks, I'm just saying you're about as good as everybody else who's not tone deaf (including myself. I can't hit those high notes, or not sound like a whiny bitch).
The lyrics were ok, clever enough to merit a +2, and you obviously put a lot of effort into this. Doing it the way you did was possibly the hardest way to do any song, and if that was all you on all the instrumentals, then I must tip my cap to you. I just think this could have been done a lot better. Nice work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My appreciation for the effort that went into the production of the song is what resulted in this getting a +2.
The fact that I wrote it is what resulted in the number of times I've replied to this post.
There's a difference, as you're discussing why people would give this +2s.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:38:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Short sighted? It would be short sighted of me to +2 this simply because it's about uber, as most people certainly did, even if they won't admit it; the losers here love that shit and you know it.
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Bullshit posturing below aside, I +2d this because of the effort that went into it and what the finished product sounds like. I don't care that it's based off of something that I did...that had nothing to do with the rating...but I do care that the time was taken to craft a fairly entertaining and well produced bit of music here.
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You're lying to yourself if you think the fact you wrote it has nothing to do with your rating. Everyone loves praise. As for the effort, I'll give him a point for it. He sure wasted a lot of time on it. The finished product still sucks worse than anything that's ever sucked.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Short sighted? It would be short sighted of me to +2 this simply because it's about uber, as most people certainly did, even if they won't admit it; the losers here love that shit and you know it.
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Bullshit posturing below aside, I +2d this because of the effort that went into it and what the finished product sounds like. I don't care that it's based off of something that I did...that had nothing to do with the rating...but I do care that the time was taken to craft a fairly entertaining and well produced bit of music here.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what I mean. You weenies whine about everything.
If I want to give you a +2, regardless of quality, I shall.
Where do you think I got the idea?
I'll try and listen to the song, but the idea of it is just so queer, to be honest.
And the fact I suspect your mutual boner society is not exaggerated for comedic purposes troubles me.
Can't you just play it during study hall?
Goddamn it, I luv ya anyhoo.
You're all absolutely precious.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:05:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR LIFE WILL SOON MEAN SOMETHING!!! HEAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ONE CAN ASPIRE TO!
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....says the man that keeps coming back to contribute to it.
Hey Echo...I didn't do it just for heat, you know...I did it primarily as a challenge for myself, to stretch myself musically a bit. Regardless of the ratings, at least I can say that I improved my musicianship from this project. Heat, and Uber rank in general, is just a secondary benefit. Plus, everyone else around here gets something to listen to, rather than just another regular post.
Too bad you were too short-sighted to recognize all of that before hitting the '-2' button.
But go ahead and keep doing it if you like. Que sera, sera. Life goes on, and honestly whatever rating this ends up at, doesn't really matter to me...just like the song says.
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"I didn't do it just for heat"
So heat was one of your motivators then. Kinda pathetic - aspiring for attention. If I wanted to listen to some crappy parodies, I have Running With Scissors.
Short sighted? It would be short sighted of me to +2 this simply because it's about uber, as most people certainly did, even if they won't admit it; the losers here love that shit and you know it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
However, no more shall I respond in a negative fashion, ratings-wise.
Not to anyone.
Some of you uberkids have delicate sensibilities.
I haven't seen so many little pussies since my daughter's girl scout sleepover.
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Who's the pussy, then? Rate it honestly...I *promise* you I will still be here after your rating. Quit with the +2 handouts.
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The same as gm, tarnation, wildman, and a whole slew of others, wth the exception tat this one tries to be me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't take his word for it that it sounds good. The entire point of the post is the produced song - give it a listen.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:58:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
However, no more shall I respond in a negative fashion, ratings-wise.
Not to anyone.
Some of you uberkids have delicate sensibilities.
I haven't seen so many little pussies since my daughter's girl scout sleepover.
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Who's the pussy, then? Rate it honestly...I *promise* you I will still be here after your rating. Quit with the +2 handouts.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR LIFE WILL SOON MEAN SOMETHING!!! HEAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ONE CAN ASPIRE TO!
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....says the man that keeps coming back to contribute to it.
Hey Echo...I didn't do it just for heat, you know...I did it primarily as a challenge for myself, to stretch myself musically a bit. Regardless of the ratings, at least I can say that I improved my musicianship from this project. Heat, and Uber rank in general, is just a secondary benefit. Plus, everyone else around here gets something to listen to, rather than just another regular post.
Too bad you were too short-sighted to recognize all of that before hitting the '-2' button.
But go ahead and keep doing it if you like. Que sera, sera. Life goes on, and honestly whatever rating this ends up at, doesn't really matter to me...just like the song says.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, that read well. I'll take ColonelCorn's word the sound is good.
Which is the problem with him and Cumstick. Self satisfaction mixed with arrogance and mediocrity. The trashcan trifecta.
However, no more shall I respond in a negative fashion, ratings-wise.
Not to anyone.
Some of you uberkids have delicate sensibilities.
I haven't seen so many little pussies since my daughter's girl scout sleepover.
You boys have both given me immense pleasure.
Just not as much as you've pleasured each other.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:24:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, my pretties, keep arguing...it only increases the heat!
FLAME ON, MUTHAFOCKER
FLAME ON
YOUR LIFE WILL SOON MEAN SOMETHING!!! HEAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ONE CAN ASPIRE TO!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:02:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, YES, it's different; who else around here records Ubermusic (at least at this level of effort)? Did you even bother to listen to it? Way I figure it, I must be doing something right, or I would've been shat on a long time ago in earlier efforts, so a bunch of other regular Uber users can't be wrong.
And yes, I did get fucked, last night as a matter of fact.
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I bothered listening to it. It sounded like a second rate Weird Al. And since Weird Al was second rate to begin with, that puts you at the bottom of the very short musical parody food chain.
I love your logic though. If a bunch of people like it, it must be good. If I haven't gotten shit for it, everyone must like it. Sound theory there dipshit. A lot of people backed the Nazis you know. Just because a few losers suck your dick everytime you post some uber-related garbage doesn't make it good.
Post about uber - check.
Name drops galore - check.
Now let the +2's roll in.
You've picked the simplist formula to get good ratings and a whole crew of losers to applaud your efforts.
And you're relationship with your dad is none of my business.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this post pushes me over the 100K hit mark, I'll retire from Uber. Honest Injun.
If not, well then, you'll all have to put up with posts from me for the rest of the year, or at least until I switch jobs.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Queen reference.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:22:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting bored with Uber.
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Getting? This place is a set of cliques who would gladhand each other for posting tubgirl.
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Yes, my pretties, keep arguing...it only increases the heat!
FLAME ON, MUTHAFOCKER
FLAME ON
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting bored with Uber.
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Getting? This place is a set of cliques who would gladhand each other for posting tubgirl.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
For the last time, Thorns, I will NOT sleep with you.
For free.
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All I asked for was a visit from the Waste Fairy!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the last time, Thorns, I will NOT sleep with you.
For free.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:03:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting bored with Uber.
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Slowly but surely, I'm agreeing with you.
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Can't argue with this. Might as well go out with a bang, eh?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting bored with Uber.
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Slowly but surely, I'm agreeing with you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:44:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't do it because you said that. i did it because this is a horrible idea that's been done multiple times before and is still guarenteed to get a shitload of +2's for no reason at all. OMG the studio sessions - THAT'S SO DIFFERENT.
get fucked.
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Well, YES, it's different; who else around here records Ubermusic (at least at this level of effort)? Did you even bother to listen to it? Way I figure it, I must be doing something right, or I would've been shat on a long time ago in earlier efforts, so a bunch of other regular Uber users can't be wrong.
And yes, I did get fucked, last night as a matter of fact.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't do it because you said that. i did it because this is a horrible idea that's been done multiple times before and is still guarenteed to get a shitload of +2's for no reason at all. OMG the studio sessions - THAT'S SO DIFFERENT.
get fucked.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:22:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome.
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Me and my big mouth. Thaaaaaaanks. :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:19:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks CT.
So when you back over to my local pub in Islinton hey?
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That depends. You gonna make it worth the trip over? :)
Seriously though, no time real soon...as far as I know, no scheduled UK business trips on the horizon for me, and I surely don't have the personal funds or time to vacation there right now.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina-
Dublin was FUN. Spent 2 days there. Drank Kilkenny the whole time and OH MY GOD the men are hot there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting bored with Uber.
+2 for the work you put into this.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks CT.
So when you back over to my local pub in Islinton hey?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
G-Prime - agreed, but it had to be done semi-professionally. It was asking for it.
On a side note, I wonder who will be the first to -2 this? (My money's on Sphagnum or Doodies.)
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This song has been uberized way too much.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not trying to be greedy. I wanted something to add to the +2 I was going to give you at the time.
This fucker's going to get heated, damnit.
I might wind up doing an a capella version of that song for the holidays, anyway.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:59:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Or this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80851#1738549
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:41:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67052
pleeeease do this one..
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Merlina - excellent suggestion. Added to my "to-do" list, schnookums. :)
O-Man - don't be greedy. :p (Just kidding, of course - if I'm still around Uber for the holidays this year, consider it done.)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80851#1738549
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67052
pleeeease do this one..
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do this next:
I was twenty-one years old and clicking with the internet
Into the lap top to check up on something for my sanity
I'd sit on my ass in that shitty chair and dream of five o'clock
I'd tousle my scrot' and punch a man just out of spite... this is your life now
Your life now
Your life now
Your life now
In 2005 tension was running high in my office, dude.
Was a lot of nights spent on the porn websites
There was nothing you could do
Three words at a 'site late Monday night, in the results there was a link
Quiefs were blast, unsurpassed,
Better times they had come to my desktop
My desktop
My desktop
My desktop
Now the work day's smiling faces and vacant stares
Seems like there ain't nothing getting done here no more
They're opening up the Starbucks now, no more heroin tracks
Razor says good days are going boys and they ain't coming back to Ubersite
Ubersite
Ubersite
Ubersite
Last night Bart and Kaelic they laid in bed
talking about making good
Racking up their brains baby; Collab'ration
It's four-forty-five, we gotta go, think of something good
Last night he sat him up behind the screen, and said Bart take a good look around, this is your website
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her services are free. In fact, she'll probably offer to blow you after she takes your processed food away.
I remember hearing something about "community service" and "sexual rehabilitation center" or something at the time. Whatev.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart-bart, just killed a noob
Threw my words against his post
Rated blindly, now he's toast
this got me hooked
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just think of the words "adult daycare" when i think of uber.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even have an asshole, mo'food.
The Waste Fairy comes at night and magically removes everything whiles I's asleep.
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Ooh! Ooh! I want a Waste Fairy too! How much do you pay per month for the service?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard there were tears welling up in my eyes... just at the moment when the ol' manager walked past... she just went off to whisper to the other manager... I'm going to have to make something up for this as I am SUPOSED to be working VERY HARD today.
Good Job.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soup's on bitch! No - he will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
Soup's on bitch! He will not skate it off - skate it off
cackle!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even have an asshole, mo'food.
The Waste Fairy comes at night and magically removes everything whiles I's asleep.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oman, does that rule apply for each time I stick my penis in your butt, also?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:37:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you the +2 because it's pretty good
But really man, I could think of no less that 200 things I'd rather do with 6 hours on sunday than making music about a website full of knuckleheads and assgrabbers
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Believe me, if I hadn't done so much with it back in March, I wouldn't have bothered finishing it this weekend. Fortunately I was able to multitask and get a bunch of other stuff done during the day also.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:37:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you the +2 because it's pretty good
But really man, I could think of no less that 200 things I'd rather do with 6 hours on sunday than making music about a website full of knuckleheads and assgrabbers
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You can't count "eating 200 sheets of bologna" as 200 individual things.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAhhhahha haaAAAA BBWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAA!!! AHA! Aha! Whew...
That was good. Gets the day started right.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God yes!
It Websters ever adds 'splooge-tastic' to the dictionary, this song should be the definition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat heat
Beat your meat
Anal with Amanda Peet
If this post won't flame on
My name's not Orgasmatron
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why is this not mH yet?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you the +2 because it's pretty good
But really man, I could think of no less that 200 things I'd rather do with 6 hours on sunday than making music about a website full of knuckleheads and assgrabbers
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:28:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's there?
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Sofa king.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even better with headphones on.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I must say that the "Soup's on bitch! NO! He will not skate it off" section was my absolute favorite to record for all the tracks. When I played it back in my car on the way to work this morning, I about did a double spit take myself at that part, it was so awesome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's there?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knock knock.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bart needs paparazzi.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' 'what the hell man,' skate it off"
<spit take>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
E
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
I know that's what I said when Bart sang it, but they're really the only words that will do.
This is just..amazingly entertaining to me, Thorny.
The first 'Axolotl' got me, too.
I will never be able to hear the original without singing "CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, DICKSHIIIIIINE" again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 10:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At work now. Yep, still awesome.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be looking foward to it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:16:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha you're insane, Thorns, but don't fret. That just means you are FAR more interesting than the rest of the pack.
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Manic - someday, just for you, I will record all of my Rocky Horror Uber show songs...the one true Uber musical!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha you're insane, Thorns, but don't fret. That just means you are FAR more interesting than the rest of the pack.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not that I think the harmonies are too heavy. Just more that I think you hit that note with a ferocity matched only by that of a fat woman at 'last call' at an Old Country Buffet and, as such, should have let the common Uberuser appreciate that manly bit of voicework in all its glory.
Whatever...like that's a big deal. Let's get back to how this song's making my dick hard.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OPTIC BLAST!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:34:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
My only regret is that you added some background vocals to the last "FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE," but only because there weren't any on the rough cut you sent me and you hit that note like a proper fucking fiend.
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It's still there - the high Bb is doubled in one of the backing vocals. I guess I slathered on the harmonies a little too heavy, huh?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SONIC BOOM
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:32:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let the Uber-centric circle jerk begin!
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I love you too, schnookums!
But I was doing Uber music wayyyy before I joined the "circle jerk" club, dear.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still miffed that I wrote one like this in a year before this - with the same SONG.
And YOU IGNORE IT.
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Thorny knows who butters his balloon knot at night, dear.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were a woman, I would totally give you head. That's how fucking awesome this is.
+2, sir.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FAN-tastic.
This is an exercise in musical genius right here.
+2s all day long. Are we sure there isn't a secret + 1,000,000,000 button around here somewhere?
It sounds like you really enjoyed doing this.
I lost it at the first "Axolotl" high note, by the way. Thanks.
My only regret is that you added some background vocals to the last "FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE," but only because there weren't any on the rough cut you sent me and you hit that note like a proper fucking fiend.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*kiss on cheek*
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let the Uber-centric circle jerk begin!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:19:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still miffed that I wrote one like this in a year before this - with the same SONG.
And YOU IGNORE IT.
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Who said I'd forgotten you, babe? :)
With the musical tracks done now...it really isn't much trouble at all to re-record your alternate lyrics.
You just never know when that might happen...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:21:54 EDT (#)
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I should also linkwhore to bart's rendition as well: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151#1812058
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still miffed that I wrote one like this in a year before this - with the same SONG.
And YOU IGNORE IT.