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Tales of a Cameraphone Pt. 2: The Sassmasterr's Last Irresponsible Vacation (1035 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.92 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-06-05 13:31:14 EDT




poor financial decision.JPG (527 kB)

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-21 20:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's no way I failed to rate this when I read it. Except apparently I did. Ace.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-21 20:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss these Sassmasterr posts.

I give little girls my candy
and then they look like :0

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-06 21:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

once that truck flipped, it kinda killed our buzz. there were cops EVERYWHERE!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the car on its side. Holy shit man.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sure I'll two ya!

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-06 04:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to make these trips all the time....and then my mom totaled my car :(

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Another high quality post from whoever you are.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

I always love the picture posts!
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me too

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:47:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, there's plenty more.

it was a shotty job, done in haste.

there's more about the super-rich hotel i stayed in while i stopped by orlando, the part where we raced a camaro and ended up getting that guy a DUI, the time that we got two kids kicked out of our former (extremely strict) college, or the part where one of my buddies turned down sex with 2 hot sisters/fell asleep/pissed his pants/walked 5 miles to get back home - gay.
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SEE, that's what I mean! You left out all the good stuff!

Hell, I could spin that into five posts, easy.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm traumatised by the sight of your nipple, Sassy

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I smiled, but I would have laughed if I wasn't in class, so +2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:23:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to fill in the blanks. Not enough meat on the bones of this story. But I admit my curiousity is piqued.
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yeah, there's plenty more.

it was a shotty job, done in haste.

there's more about the super-rich hotel i stayed in while i stopped by orlando, the part where we raced a camaro and ended up getting that guy a DUI, the time that we got two kids kicked out of our former (extremely strict) college, or the part where one of my buddies turned down sex with 2 hot sisters/fell asleep/pissed his pants/walked 5 miles to get back home - gay.

poorly planned, poorly executed.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You need to fill in the blanks. Not enough meat on the bones of this story. But I admit my curiousity is piqued.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

looks like you had fun!!

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa, you were at that obliteration last night? Tsk, tsk.

Pensacola rocks! I was there for a small bit while visiting someone in Destin. Nice place.

Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sass you are the man!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sabathia sucked balls last night.


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just remember
rehab is for quitters


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more rape.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha ticket.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These are the things your 20's are supposed to be about. Not crazy puerto rican children.

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


1800 gets an auto plus two. That shit is awesome. no need for lemon and salt with that stuff.

For the record, tequila and i aren't friends. but 1800 is an exception.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great mating gesture at the fast food joint.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rule

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn 40+ office grunts.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It may have been unplanned and irresponsible, but I'll bet you'll remember this trip forever.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always love the picture posts!


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