Poor Mr. McCheese (1879 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2006-06-05 14:41:55 EDT
Yesterday I was sitting at a stoplight when a little head popped up from the bed of the truck in front of me. It was a cute little dog who was trying to escape. I felt sorry for him because he had long hair, it was about 85 degrees out, he was in direct sunlight, and his feet were probably burning on the metal. As the light turned green and the truck began to move, the dog started freaking out and I noticed he wasn't tied to anything.
It was pretty obvious he was going to jump and sure enough, once we got close to the freeway, the little suicidal bastard jumped out. He actually bounced off the asphalt a few times and did a few flips in the air before landing flat on his face. His owners didn't stop and I didn't want him to get hit by a car so I pulled over and picked him up. Other than a few scrapes and bruises, he didn't appear to be injured which is kind of amazing seeing as the truck was going about 45 miles per hour.
Now I'm stuck with a very sweet dog named Mr. McCheese according to his name tag and I have no idea what to do with him.
So.... anyone want a dog?
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-21 16:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:23:16 (#)
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Update: Mr. McCheese has found a home! He's going to live with a very nice woman from work who already has an 18 year old dog. I'm thinking he'll be the only dog pretty soon but whatever. She's picking him up tonight and if it doesn't work out for some reason, there are two other people from work who are interrested in taking him. I'm kind of sad that he's leaving and I'm going to miss him. :( I'm glad he found a good home though.
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WOO! I love dogs and hate babies.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-01 16:49:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:23:16 (#)
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Update: Mr. McCheese has found a home! He's going to live with a very nice woman from work who already has an 18 year old dog. I'm thinking he'll be the only dog pretty soon but whatever. She's picking him up tonight and if it doesn't work out for some reason, there are two other people from work who are interrested in taking him. I'm kind of sad that he's leaving and I'm going to miss him. :( I'm glad he found a good home though.
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How is that thing still alive? Dog lovers I can deal with. Cats...not so much.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-07-01 16:23:16 EDT (#)
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fOr being a vacuous cunt
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:05:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89232
You're in my latest story...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:36:33 EDT (#)
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I'd take him but I think my sgt. would frown on me having a dog in the barracks, we already have a shitload of female marines.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:40:49 EDT (#)
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Yay for Mayor McCheese.
I'm glad he found a home.
Now, blow me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:20:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:12:31 (#)
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Did you really get some chick knocked up?
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Oui
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:23:16 EDT (#)
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Update: Mr. McCheese has found a home! He's going to live with a very nice woman from work who already has an 18 year old dog. I'm thinking he'll be the only dog pretty soon but whatever. She's picking him up tonight and if it doesn't work out for some reason, there are two other people from work who are interrested in taking him. I'm kind of sad that he's leaving and I'm going to miss him. :( I'm glad he found a good home though.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:25:02 EDT (#)
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Legal standpoint. If you look at this from a legal standpoint, then you're looking at animal abuse from the previous owner, followed by a much more responsible person trying to fing the dog a home.
I'll admit, trying on uber wasn't the best idea, but it was worth a shot.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:15:31 EDT (#)
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people that let their dogs jump out of moving truck beds and then don't stop shouldn't have the right to own dogs. who cares if he's microchipped he's probably better off not being a part of that family.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:27:58 (#)
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"I felt sorry for him because he had long hair..."
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Whats that about by the way?
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Heat. Most long-haired dogs get a summer time shave to help them cope with the heat.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:56:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:06:10 (#)
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I didn't see anything like that in Cookies comment, I think she was just saying what she thought and didn't see any reason not to be direct. It isn't like she said anything offensive, she just said she had no right taking the dog as her own. I interperted that as meaning 'legal right'.
Maybe it's just in vouge to make sport of Cookielass at the moment. I bet if I'd said it then people wouldn't have gone so mental over it. Then again maybe Cookie has a history with Manda and that's where it all came from. Who knows or even cares.
I do think it's remarkable, and admirable, that Manda stopped and picked the dog up though. I know I wouldn't have.
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I know you can't get me off of your mind, Berty.. but.. I'm not the one that took the pup in. I agree that what Julie did is admirable, but I think any dog owner (that loves their dog) would have done it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:13:26 EDT (#)
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still laughing at the name.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:27:58 EDT (#)
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"I felt sorry for him because he had long hair..."
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Whats that about by the way?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:34:56 EDT (#)
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He needs a doggy girlfriend. A Miss McNugget.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:23:05 EDT (#)
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I'm not gonna read through all of those replies but have a +2 for knocking me off of #2 Heat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:05:05 (#)
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It's probably because you have a hairy bum. You should wax and then ask him if he fancies you. You could wear a thong as well. One of them funny ones that say something like 'Insert Coin' or '50p a go' or something.
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or 'Cashback?'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:12:33 EDT (#)
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are you gonna teach McCheese to be a geek too Julie?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:05:05 EDT (#)
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It's probably because you have a hairy bum. You should wax and then ask him if he fancies you. You could wear a thong as well. One of them funny ones that say something like 'Insert Coin' or '50p a go' or something.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:58:00 (#)
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It makes me feel dirty Red. In a really insidious way, like there are little sticky patches of slime in the crevases behind my knees and underneath my scrotum. Also my face feels suddenly lumpy and poorly shaped.
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Shlongy doesn't fancy me :( I'm distraught
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:58:00 EDT (#)
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It makes me feel dirty Red. In a really insidious way, like there are little sticky patches of slime in the crevases behind my knees and underneath my scrotum. Also my face feels suddenly lumpy and poorly shaped.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:49:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:42:26 (#)
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I dunno Red, I only wanted to join to indulge my voyeuristic fantasies. I'm not sure I like the idea of being on the other side of that exchange.
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And how does that make you feel?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:42:26 EDT (#)
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I dunno Red, I only wanted to join to indulge my voyeuristic fantasies. I'm not sure I like the idea of being on the other side of that exchange.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:38:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:28:20 (#)
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When I was younger I wanted to volunteer for the Samaritans but I never got round to it.
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That's a sad story. Do you want to talk about it? Sometimes it helps.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:28:20 EDT (#)
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When I was younger I wanted to volunteer for the Samaritans but I never got round to it.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:25:57 EDT (#)
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Mr. McCheese?
Sounds like he belongs to a fraternity. I took a tour of one during fall rush last year and they revealed they have a pet cat named Fart.
Nice of you to rescue him, at any rate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:23:52 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I like to ring up the Samaritans and just have a giggle. Variety you know?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:21:34 EDT (#)
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THat's right Red, I'd forgotten about the nice people at the RSPCA. Truly we live in a golden age where there is an institution for everything.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:18:17 EDT (#)
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I'd have probs picked the dog up - and then called the RSPCA - who would have turned up in their shiny uniforms and billy clubbed the flatbed driver to death. It would have been great
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:06:10 EDT (#)
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I didn't see anything like that in Cookies comment, I think she was just saying what she thought and didn't see any reason not to be direct. It isn't like she said anything offensive, she just said she had no right taking the dog as her own. I interperted that as meaning 'legal right'.
Maybe it's just in vouge to make sport of Cookielass at the moment. I bet if I'd said it then people wouldn't have gone so mental over it. Then again maybe Cookie has a history with Manda and that's where it all came from. Who knows or even cares.
I do think it's remarkable, and admirable, that Manda stopped and picked the dog up though. I know I wouldn't have.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:44:18 EDT (#)
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Perhaps she has a point legally, bertrand, but think about the tone and inflection of that reaction - for me it was a bit of a
"You stupid bint, what the fuck are you taking that dog for? So what if it jumped out of a speeding car onto a busy road from a fucking hot metal flatbed and the owner didn't give a fuck and just rode off regardless. You do you think you are, picking it up and taking it off the road?"
At least, that's how I read it.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 05:45:31 EDT (#)
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Um, I think that Cookie is actually right. I mean it seems to me that thats the way it'd be from a legal point of view. I dunno. What I know about American legislation could probably fill a babies booty.
Incidently, as I come from a proper country that doesn't have a psychotic climate, it never occured to me that a flat bed or indeed any surface could get dangerously hot. Thinking about it, though, it stands to reason.
Interesting post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-06 05:19:34 EDT (#)
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she lives in texas, what do you want?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-06 05:09:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
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Ho. Ly. Fuck.
I am absolutely disgusted at that reaction.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-06 03:06:12 EDT (#)
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DOG THIEF
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:51:19 EDT (#)
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+2 Because I'm awesome.
Have you tried an ad in the local paper, or an online pet adoption site.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:35:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:16:35 EDT (#)
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Awwwwww.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:44:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:36:06 (#)
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Shlongy, I'd never turn him or any other animal in to the animal shelter. What would be the point in stopping to pick him up if I'm just going to send him off to be killed at the pound? That's why I've still got him.
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There are no-kill shelters and rescues. It's not fair to be angry at the shelters that do gas the animals--I think more anger should be directed at irresponsible people that let their animals breed or abandon their 'family pet' when they have a new baby or when they move. It's tough running an animal shelter; there's never enough room for all the animals that need rescuing.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:42:29 EDT (#)
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Well isnt that special...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:51:31 EDT (#)
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Cute dog.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:00:35 EDT (#)
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He's too short and definately too skiddish to be a seeing eye dog. Besides, he's about a year old and they usually only train young puppies.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:49:24 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for the picture of me.
If you can't keep the dog, then donate him to the people who train seeing eye dogs, they always need new dogs.
Submitted by scoobybri (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:22:15 EDT (#)
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He's damn cute! Looks like a keeper. If you can't keep him, at least find him a home with resposible owners. If you have to take him to a shelter, make SURE it's a no-kill shelter that will take the time to find him a new home. Remove his collar so that they don't try to give him back to the idiots who lost him in the first place.
Good job on the dog love!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:18:34 EDT (#)
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I just read one of the storeis in 'A Few Good Stories' it's so fucking funny.
"All right, bitch," I growled. "I'm gonna give you a fruit- fucking you'll never forget." With the menacing überbanana gripped in my fist, I guided her onto her back and spread her thighs. "Be gentle," she squeaked. I was, in fact, quite gentle as I pressed the head of the waxy, yellow-green plantain against her moist pink slot. She twisted and shifted a little, making fine adjustments, then said "take me." I pressed a little harder, and the phallic fruit slid smoothly into her muscular confines. "God," she said. And then, a little louder, "Oh God!" "Meaning?" "Meaning keep going." The huge organic dildo slid in a few more inches, spreading apart her moist pink folds in a fascinatingly obscene way. I slid it back out, and then slowly worked it back in even farther, as she continued to loosen up and adjust. "Oh Gaawwd!" she moaned. "So is this like a religious experience, then?" "Shut up and fuck me."
I do believe this is going to be one of the best tihngs I've ever read in my life.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:50:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:36:06 (#)
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Shlongy, I'd never turn him or any other animal in to the animal shelter. What would be the point in stopping to pick him up if I'm just going to send him off to be killed at the pound? That's why I've still got him.
ilikesteak, I hid in your closet and waited until you fell asleep.
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Of all my stalkers, you're my favorite.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:43:33 EDT (#)
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My favorite section as of 32 pages into the 148 guide:
INTER-SPECIES FERTILITY
Amongst races, there are four varying breeding relationships
listed in Table A.
TABLE A: Relationships
Relationship Example
Identical human vs. human
Similar human vs. elf, human vs. halfling
Related human/horse vs. centaur, human/elf vs. half-elf
Different human vs. eagle, human vs. horse
Whether or not two individuals can produce offspring depends on
the relationship and conditions given in Table B.
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TABLE B: Relationships Based on Conditions
Relationship: Identical
Additional Requir.: None
Chance of Fertility: As normal
Result: As per race
Relationship: Similar
Additional Requir.: None
Chance of Fertility: As the lesser fertile of the two races
Result: Half breed
Relationship: Related
Additional Requir.: None
Chance of Fertility: As the lesser fertile of the two races
Result: Produce pure breed of the race the size of the female (see
below)
Relationship: Different
Additional Requir.: Magical or divine intervention
Chance of Fertility: 0% (without intervention) or 100% (with)
Result: Produce a new race that may be fertile and breed true
Could you follow that?
No?
Neither could I but it's still fucking funny.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:36:06 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, I'd never turn him or any other animal in to the animal shelter. What would be the point in stopping to pick him up if I'm just going to send him off to be killed at the pound? That's why I've still got him.
ilikesteak, I hid in your closet and waited until you fell asleep.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:34:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by calyne (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:45:05 (#)
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Fuck off on the double
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:26:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87746
How'd you get a picture of me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:22:42 EDT (#)
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Well, just remember this when you go to sleep; If you have to turn him over to your local animal shelter, he'll probably be gassed by Friday.
Sweet dreams!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:21:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:18:05 (#)
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What the hell? Dungeons and Dragons?
Hey, did you know they have midget conventions? I so want to go to one.
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Yes, it's so fucking pathetic, I'm laughing my ass off, damn it. THERE IS A FUCKING CHART ON HOW TO DECIDED IF YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKING STD, christ.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:18:05 EDT (#)
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What the hell? Dungeons and Dragons?
Hey, did you know they have midget conventions? I so want to go to one.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:55:56 (#)
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Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
I love the internet, and losers.
You know dungons and dragons right?
Well APPARENTLY one of those book tihngs they have for it is about sex, like i ean haveing sex.
Come on I need to roll and 85 to stop my premature ejaculation! I can see that.
Life is great, here is the table of contents to the book, I'll doublespace between some choice topics:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Initial Reactions To This Guide
Preface
Guide Game Mechanics
The Wild-Thing Rules
Inter-Species Fertility( Y HALO THAR ORC SECKS?!)
Conception: What are the odds?
Pregnancy In A RPG?
When Does The Stork Come?
Spells For The Mother
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
On The Subject Of A Shapechanging Mother And Child
The Baby is Here! What Ya' Got?
Sexual Tendency
The Bitch Rule(IE THE RETRO RULE)
The Rack Critical Hit Chart: For Men Only
Seduction: More Than Reaction Rolls
Seduction For The Professional
Non-Weapon Skills(weapon sex? Fetish much?)
Sexualis Morbus (Sexual Diseases, STDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Sexual Insanity?
On Sex And Sexuality In The Realms
Spells With Zip
Clerics Would Use These Spells?
A Bard's Sexual Spell-Songs
Sexual Psionic Powers
Magic Items Your Mom Wouldn't Approve Of(YAY MAGICAL DILDOS! ABLE TO EXTEND TO 5 TIMES THEIR LENGTH, VIBERATE AND ADDS +7 TO YOUR MAN SLAYING SKILLZ)
Cupid's Chaotic Arrows
Protection Of The Worst Kind (For The Male)(CHATISTY BELTS?)
Houri: Wizard Sub-Class
Seducer: Wizard Sub-Class
Seductress: Rogue Sub-Class
Psiducer: Psionicist Sub-Class
"I'm Just A Gigolo..." Gigolo: Bard Sub-Class(HAHAHAHAHA
Getting To Know A Prostitute (Random Generator)(LIKE SPENCER'S FRIEND! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Filling The House Of Ill Repute(whorehouse)
Case: The Blue Tavern (Entertainment And Pleasure)
Encounter Non-Player Characters
Porno Periodicals Of Humanoids (NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS)
Sexist Quotes(BULL DYKE)
Other Tidbits
An Abyss Level
Adventuring Ideas
ESSAY: What If A Character Rapes A NPC?(Y HALO THAR RAPE SECKS?!)
ESSAY: Has Anyone Played A Homosexual Character?(ATTN: GHEY MENZ)
Plots For Homosexual Characters(ATTN: MORE GHEY MENZ)
A Few Good Stories
Special Thanks
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I'm gonig to have much fun reasing this even though I've no idea how to play D&D, I might learn though...
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:03:07 EDT (#)
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Nnn - ehhh - fiihheehhhhhh GAAH! AUTO +2 CUTE ANIMALS! DAMN!
In all seriousness, If you can afford to have a dog, keep him. He looks friendly enough, and he's obviously not smart enough to cause any real harm.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:21:32 EDT (#)
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i'm in the keep 'em camp. but i wanted to mention a couple things.
orgie's comment was well-founded. the mofo eats the mofo sized oreos. i even wrote him an email about it.
i will never call anyone on the internet badass, except the ask a ninja guy. and that includes acronyms, like bamf or baj, unless the acronym spells bassmasturbator. That would be too cool to pass up.
what the hell is with the ending of the dark tower series? the crimson king is as scary as pig with hemmoroids.
dogs CAN look up
i think the kid from 12 angry men was guilty (both versions)
favorite as a ninja since discovering them (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9lVSub2wsys)
i still like samurais more.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:18:52 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, I'd love to keep him but I've already got two dogs and the one who could be his smaller twin doesn't like him so I don't think I should.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:35:50 (#)
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Shocking McCheese revelations:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=64289446
http://www.juicycerebellum.com/transsexual.htm
This is also pretty funny.
PS. Cookielass- shut the fuck up. She has EVERY right to keep him. If, for no other reason to prevent you from trying to eat him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:57:56 EDT (#)
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Keep him, you stupid bitch.
You saved his life and some day, McCheese will save yours.
Believe me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:40:35 EDT (#)
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Good for you Julie! A lot of people would have just driven by and Mr. McCheese would probably be dead.
In other comments.......
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
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Uh....does someone have centipedes in their vaginas or what?
Reminds me of FA.
You can find a cure for cancer but they'll say something twatish about how you have no right to play God or some such shit.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:50:22 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
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Are you kidding me?
Anyone who travels with an unsecured dog IN THE BED of a pickup truck does not deserve to be a dog owner. Thank god he was smart enough to escape. I hope he finds a good home. Julie good for you for taking him in.
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Unfortunately, if the owners go looking for the dog, you need to give it back. I hate irresponsible owners, and I hope they don't try to find the dog, for the dog's sake. From a legal standpoint, the dog belongs to its owners. However, if they go looking for the dog, you can hold the fact that they were doing something illegal over their heads and hopefully they'll surrender him.
No dog should EVER be unsecured in a truck.. wait, no, scratch that. No dog should EVER be riding in the back of a truck. Even if they are secured, they can jump out and hang themselves. Or if the owner is in an accident, there's nothing to stop the dog from flying out of the truck and snapping its neck.
He looks well cared for, and he's cute, so you should have no problem finding him a home if you don't decide to keep him. Don't work to find the owners, let them find you if they really want their dog back.
Good luck!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:45:43 EDT (#)
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"Mr. McCheese does not condone prostitution, or transsexualism, for that matter."
Ahahahaha! At least I know where the name came from now.
Submitted by calyne (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:45:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by calyne (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:44:42 EDT (#)
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Heh. I think <b>browneyedgirl</b> actually has something there.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:35:50 EDT (#)
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Shocking McCheese revelations:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=64289446
http://www.juicycerebellum.com/transsexual.htm
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:26:43 EDT (#)
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oh holy hell... browneyedgirl really is that stupid isn't she?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:25:11 EDT (#)
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He's beautiful!!!
You could change his name to "Truck Jumper" and call him TJ for short!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:54:14 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:51:18 (#)
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Orgasmatron - are you coming on to me? The sexual tension between us has been pretty heavy lately.
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You'll know when I'm coming on you. I'll try to write my name in cursive on your back, in sperm.
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i wanna see that.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:13:59 EDT (#)
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Heres an idea: give it to the porn company Inion works for.
I'm betting that you would make one happy dog by doing that...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:11:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:55:58 (#)
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Doodles, regardless of the situation, it's still illegal to drive with an unsecured dog in the bed of a truck. I don't care if you're going around the corner or if you don't think the dog will jump out, you're still not allowed to do it out here. Isn't there a law like that out there or is it just in California?
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If there is one, it isn't strictly enforced.
I might also point out that it is illegal to drive over the speed limit, but I'd garuntee you have done it if not frequently, at some point in your life. Now, I've admitted to being wrong the first time and retracted my opinion, when you told me the bed was metal, and I reread that they were going on the the freeway, but I don't see anything wrong with having a dog untied in the back of a pickup if you know the dog.
I have my opinion and you have yours.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:09:20 EDT (#)
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Sure beats the shit out of a henna tattoo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:09:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:56:54 (#)
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That's pretty hot O-tron.
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Hot is when I draw an outline of the Kool-Aid Guy on your forehead with my baby mix.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:08:27 EDT (#)
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this is old but it looks like it depends on where you are whether this is illegal or not: http://www.poynter.org/column.asp?id=2&aid=62993
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:08:20 EDT (#)
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Apparently Mr. McCheese isn't potty trained.
He just peed on the plant in my office.
In front of my boss.
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:05:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for you for being kind and getting the poor thing.
I'm a sucker for dogs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:03:01 EDT (#)
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It's orgasmatron.at.iheartbadassmofo.biz.sandwich.lube.gov
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:58:44 EDT (#)
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Inion, if you just walk around and sudenly scream out "Mr. McCheese!" people will think you're insane. You should totally do it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:58:03 EDT (#)
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Oman - I'm hard right now, give me your email addy I've got something for you.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:56:54 EDT (#)
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That's pretty hot O-tron.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:56:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:42:22 (#)
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you've gotta keep him..
he's adorable
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his wide face makes me think someone put hooks in his cheeks and pulled apart while simultaneously putting his head in a giant c-clamp and mashing his skull down ever so slightly. makes me think he's an asian dog, just a little squished and slanted out to the sides.
still laughing at the name. i'm gonna say that out loud whenever i have a bad day.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:55:58 EDT (#)
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Doodles, regardless of the situation, it's still illegal to drive with an unsecured dog in the bed of a truck. I don't care if you're going around the corner or if you don't think the dog will jump out, you're still not allowed to do it out here. Isn't there a law like that out there or is it just in California?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:54:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:51:18 (#)
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Orgasmatron - are you coming on to me? The sexual tension between us has been pretty heavy lately.
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You'll know when I'm coming on you. I'll try to write my name in cursive on your back, in sperm.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:52:48 EDT (#)
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Nope, no rabies tag or license or anything. Just the little black tag that said Mr. McCheese.
I can't keep him because I already have two dogs and a cockatoo. I was thinking of moving though and he does look exactly like my little dog except he's got the freaky eyes and he's a little bit bigger. We'll see.
Eesh, no! I shouldn't be saying that. Let's hope I can find him a home because I know I'll probably end up keeping him if I don't.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:51:18 EDT (#)
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Orgasmatron - are you coming on to me? The sexual tension between us has been pretty heavy lately.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:46:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:13 (#)
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Okay but don't you agree that they should be tied up so they can't jump out? Maybe it's ok to just throw your dog in the back of the truck and go in redneck areas and the country but it's not ok in the city or on busy streets/freeways. Like I said, it's illegal for a reason.
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If you don't know how the dog would react then yes you should, what i'm saying is that in this case the people were wrong, but if you know your dog isn't going to jump out of a moving truck and you're not really going that far, then no I don't think you need to tie the dog down.
However, you shouldn't put any animal in thoses metal beds, because it can seriously hurt them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:44:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:28:41 (#)
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BAMF, watch out, they're super friends, if you mess with one, you mess with all of them.
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Nah. I just wanted to say something about mofo's fireplug-like physique is all.
No swashbuckling, come-to-the-rescue heroics here.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:43:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
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what? those people obviously don't care about him
Fuck 'em.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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he's a pretty boy and
you should keep him.
it was meant to be.
Maybe change his name to Butch.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:42:22 EDT (#)
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you've gotta keep him..
he's adorable
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:42:06 EDT (#)
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I can't even imagine the point of tagging a dog with just his name. It's like saying "hey if you find me and take me in, here is what you should call me". It's moronic. Does he have anything like a rabies tag or anything?
More and more I'm thinking that I AM THE CHEESE there is your dog now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:40:38 EDT (#)
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What a pretty doggy! Looks part golden lab.
that's so sad - I hate it when people don't treat animals or babies right.
Riding on the freeway with an unsecured dog is just as bad as driving while someone is holding a newborn in thier lap, instead of the kid being in a carseat.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:33:03 EDT (#)
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loki, I don't think he's been mistreated because he's fairly clean aside from a few dreadlock behind his ears, appears to be healthy and well fed, and is very friendly. Yesterday he'd flinch and drop to the ground when I'd raise my hand to pet him but I think he was just scared because of what he'd been through and because he didn't know me.
He has a tag but all it says is Mr. McCheese. No number or address.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:32:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:26:57 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:01 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:44 (#)
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Don't mind Cookielass she's just hungry.
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Now that's funny coming from you, husky size.
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Nope, the funny part is I don't profess to be anything other than what I am.
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shlongy's babymomma's kids' babysitter/sugar daddy?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:31:53 EDT (#)
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good lookin out Meth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:28:41 EDT (#)
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BAMF, watch out, they're super friends, if you mess with one, you mess with all of them.
And THAT just turns into a giant nerd fight with internet threats flying all over the place.
It's ugly, I tells ya. next thing you know, they'll be linking to your myspace account and sending you poisoned cookies in the mail
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:27:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:29 (#)
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Change his name to Royale With Cheese.
I didn't know dogs were on the metric system...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:26:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:01 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:44 (#)
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Don't mind Cookielass she's just hungry.
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Now that's funny coming from you, husky size.
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Nope, the funny part is I don't profess to be anything other than what I am.
Mind your business numbskull.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:24:53 EDT (#)
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have another +2 cuz saying that name out loud makes my eyes water.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:22:07 EDT (#)
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We used to ride around with the dog in the back when I was a kid, nobody thought anything about it. Hell, we used to ride around with us kids in the back of the truck when I was a kid, nobody thought anything about it.
shudders
When I had a Wrangler, I had little harnesses I used to make sure the dogs didn't fall or jump out. We were leaving the vet office once and she saw me hooking them in their little harnesses and was impressed. I think she was coming out there to go off on me for having them loose in the Jeep like that and saw me hooking them up and unclenched. She told me that she's treated too many dogs that have been launched out of a car, but until then I just thought I was being overprotective.
My point is, they may not have known how dangerous it was.
or
It may not be their dog at all.
who knows
He had a tag but no phone number?
He's cute and doesn't really look like he's been mistreated, hard to tell from a picture though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:17:08 EDT (#)
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i agree with wildcat. animal control's supposed to take care of them, if they can track down the owner they might smack them with a negligence charge or something.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:46 EDT (#)
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You should shave him completely bald before you give him back.
Or cut his tail off at least.That oughta teach the dog and the owner a lesson.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:13 EDT (#)
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Okay but don't you agree that they should be tied up so they can't jump out? Maybe it's ok to just throw your dog in the back of the truck and go in redneck areas and the country but it's not ok in the city or on busy streets/freeways. Like I said, it's illegal for a reason.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:04:02 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:19 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:52:18 (#)
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1. Truck beds aren't really that hot, and are not made out of metal.
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Are you simple, boy?
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I haven't seen a metal truck bed in years, they're all this black plastic-like thing now, I ride and have riden in them for a long time, and they get about as hot as the plastic slides in parks.
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i have a 2005 ford f-150 and the bed is metal.
the ones with "plastic beds" actually just have bed-liners in them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:44 (#)
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Don't mind Cookielass she's just hungry.
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Now that's funny coming from you, husky size.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:14:42 EDT (#)
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I'm in East Tennessee, it was 90 just a few days ago. i will sometimes on hot days, go swimming and then lie in the bed of a truck or on something else that has been sitting in sun all day, it's quite enjoyable, I find.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:11:12 EDT (#)
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I still stand by that if you're going down streets on a hot day and you have to many people or animals to fit in the cab then it is all right to put them in the bed. I've only seen dogs jump out of the beds of trucks three times in my life, and those were all when they were at gas stations and such.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:09:28 EDT (#)
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Doodles, it must not be very sunny or get very hot where you're from because I've burnt my legs on those plastic slides when I was little.
Hilarity, he kind of looks like a Chow mixed with something smaller. And he's probably about 30-35 pounds. He is very skiddish though. He was afraid of everything and everyone yesterday but he seems better today.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:09:26 EDT (#)
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ouch. that sucks. cant take him unless ups has a dog carrier division.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:08:44 EDT (#)
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Don't mind Cookielass she's just hungry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:07:56 EDT (#)
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Well, it must have been an older truck then, I would never make anything ride in the back of a metal pickup truck on a hot day, it's a great way to burn and blister them.
If it WAS metal bed, i'd get the dog checked for worms and/or anything else, half-hartedly try to find the owners and when that doesn't work out keep it or give it to a friend.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:04:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:57:55 (#)
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I live in California
Cookielass, these people do not deserve to have a dog. Like leilani said, they shouldn't have been traveling with an unsecured dog in the bed of a truck. It's illegal for a reason. Also, there were like 4-5 people in the truck. I'm sure at least one of them noticed the dog was terrified and trying to jump out yet they didn't stop even when he did. I'm just glad he jumped out before they got on the freeway.
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Ah shit.... that sucks. I was all excited, he looks like a bad ass dog. I would so adopt that little guy if I weren't on the East Coast.
I would NEVER put Guinness in the back of a truck and she's 80lbs. The dog in that picture probably doesn't weigh more than 50lbs. By the looks of it, that dog also has some type of herding breed in it, so naturally it's going to be skiddish. You just don't put animals in truckbeds, especially nervous breeds.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:04:20 EDT (#)
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O-tron, I was thinking of shaving him since it's been so hot but I like his name the way it is.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:04:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:19 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:52:18 (#)
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1. Truck beds aren't really that hot, and are not made out of metal.
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Are you simple, boy?
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I haven't seen a metal truck bed in years, they're all this black plastic-like thing now, I ride and have riden in them for a long time, and they get about as hot as the plastic slides in parks.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:52:18 (#)
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1. Truck beds aren't really that hot, and are not made out of metal.
-An old truck without a liner doesn't have a bed made out of metal? I'm not sure about that but I do know they get fucking hot.
3. You should have tried to get the license plate #, or at the least what state it was from if you knew the dog was ging to jump.
-I didn't think of that until later otherwise I would've reported them.
5.You need to be more of a geek.
-I know :(
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:02:21 EDT (#)
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yes he is scourge. yes he is
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:29 EDT (#)
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Change his name to Royale With Cheese.
Then shave off all his hair or give him a mohawk.
Rock.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:52:18 (#)
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1. Truck beds aren't really that hot, and are not made out of metal.
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Are you simple, boy?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:01:03 EDT (#)
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Any dog too stupid to get a suicide right should be fitted with glasses and named "Emo McCheese". Change the tag, buy the spex, keep the dog.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:58:59 EDT (#)
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Mr. McCheese would make a phenomenal handbag.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:57:55 EDT (#)
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I live in California
Cookielass, these people do not deserve to have a dog. Like leilani said, they shouldn't have been traveling with an unsecured dog in the bed of a truck. It's illegal for a reason. Also, there were like 4-5 people in the truck. I'm sure at least one of them noticed the dog was terrified and trying to jump out yet they didn't stop even when he did. I'm just glad he jumped out before they got on the freeway.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:51:22 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:50:22 (#)
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Are you kidding me?
Anyone who travels with an unsecured dog IN THE BED of a pickup truck does not deserve to be a dog owner. Thank god he was smart enough to escape. I hope he finds a good home. Julie good for you for taking him in.
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Thank you.
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People drive with dogs in a truck bed all the time, most dogs will generally know better than to jump out of something going 50+ miles per hour. That being said, I've never seen a dog ridding in a truckbed on a highway.
Now just oging down actual roads with street lights, I've seen and done with dogs before, and I see kids riding in pickups on occasion, but it's still not your dog.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:53:55 EDT (#)
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and this is why julie and i are sweethearts
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:52:18 EDT (#)
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1. Truck beds aren't really that hot, and are not made out of metal.
2. The dog's eyes scare me, it's the devil.
3. You should have tried to get the license plate #, or at the least what state it was from if you knew the dog was ging to jump.
4. What cookie said.
5.You need to be more of a geek.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:51:54 EDT (#)
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That a kickass little dog. If you can't find the owners, sounds like he's yours.
Plus, come on, his name is Mr. McCheese. You can't beat that!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:50:22 (#)
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Are you kidding me?
Anyone who travels with an unsecured dog IN THE BED of a pickup truck does not deserve to be a dog owner. Thank god he was smart enough to escape. I hope he finds a good home. Julie good for you for taking him in.
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Thank you.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:50:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
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Are you kidding me?
Anyone who travels with an unsecured dog IN THE BED of a pickup truck does not deserve to be a dog owner. Thank god he was smart enough to escape. I hope he finds a good home. Julie good for you for taking him in.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:49:30 EDT (#)
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Where do you live? I might be up for adopting a sibling for Guinness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:48:58 EDT (#)
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Don't mind cookielass, she's a farkin mushmouth
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:48:30 EDT (#)
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+2 because any animal lover is awsome.
I already have 3 dogs though.
where do you live?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:45:43 EDT (#)
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cool man.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:45:20 EDT (#)
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When did they start selling hairy soccer balls?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:37 EDT (#)
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I like Mr McCheese.
He may not live with me however.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:35 EDT (#)
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if he has a nametag, then he may be microchipped. He doesn't belong to you, and you've no right to keep him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:44:33 EDT (#)
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Sell it to McDonalds.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:43:17 EDT (#)
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Did the owner even notice it jumped? lol