Bats and Balls, Baby (725 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-06-05 16:56:00 EDT
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someones ready to explode
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JESUS H CHRIST
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
a native african bat that needs more loin-cloth
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lucky Mrs Bat?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew those nude pictures of shlongy would surface sooner or later.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yay you're back!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAH! AH HA HA!
Hooo boy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:55:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.
I love the internet, and losers.
You know dungons and dragons right?
Well APPARENTLY one of those book tihngs they have for it is about sex, like i ean haveing sex.
Come on I need to roll and 85 to stop my premature ejaculation! I can see that.
Life is great, here is the table of contents to the book, I'll doublespace between some choice topics:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Initial Reactions To This Guide
Preface
Guide Game Mechanics
The Wild-Thing Rules
Inter-Species Fertility( Y HALO THAR ORC SECKS?!)
Conception: What are the odds?
Pregnancy In A RPG?
When Does The Stork Come?
Spells For The Mother
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
On The Subject Of A Shapechanging Mother And Child
The Baby is Here! What Ya' Got?
Sexual Tendency
The Bitch Rule(IE THE RETRO RULE)
The Rack Critical Hit Chart: For Men Only
Seduction: More Than Reaction Rolls
Seduction For The Professional
Non-Weapon Skills(weapon sex? Fetish much?)
Sexualis Morbus (Sexual Diseases, STDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Sexual Insanity?
On Sex And Sexuality In The Realms
Spells With Zip
Clerics Would Use These Spells?
A Bard's Sexual Spell-Songs
Sexual Psionic Powers
Magic Items Your Mom Wouldn't Approve Of(YAY MAGICAL DILDOS! ABLE TO EXTEND TO 5 TIMES THEIR LENGTH, VIBERATE AND ADDS +7 TO YOUR MAN SLAYING SKILLZ)
Cupid's Chaotic Arrows
Protection Of The Worst Kind (For The Male)(CHATISTY BELTS?)
Houri: Wizard Sub-Class
Seducer: Wizard Sub-Class
Seductress: Rogue Sub-Class
Psiducer: Psionicist Sub-Class
"I'm Just A Gigolo..." Gigolo: Bard Sub-Class(HAHAHAHAHA
Getting To Know A Prostitute (Random Generator)(LIKE SPENCER'S FRIEND! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Filling The House Of Ill Repute(whorehouse)
Case: The Blue Tavern (Entertainment And Pleasure)
Encounter Non-Player Characters
Porno Periodicals Of Humanoids (NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS)
Sexist Quotes(BULL DYKE)
Other Tidbits
An Abyss Level
Adventuring Ideas
ESSAY: What If A Character Rapes A NPC?(Y HALO THAR RAPE SECKS?!)
ESSAY: Has Anyone Played A Homosexual Character?(ATTN: GHEY MENZ)
Plots For Homosexual Characters(ATTN: MORE GHEY MENZ)
A Few Good Stories
Special Thanks
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I'm gonig to have much fun reasing this even though I've no idea how to play D&D, I might learn though...
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A work of art
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now that got my attention.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Bat Boner!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86629
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They let you out of the Spankatorium, Loser?
Or, did you finally save up enough aluminum cans to redeem and pay for internet access for another month?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:57:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Shlongy's Ghey Lover!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No fucking way? That is the craziest picture I've ever seen.
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BLARRRRF/bats are disgusting enough already
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA