Boycotting McDonalds (819 hits)
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Submitted by -=<Psycosis>=- psycosis053.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2006-06-05 20:45:58 EDT
I think I'm about to boycott McDonalds.
I don't care that their food tastes like recycled shit, nor that they are some big-wig corporation taking over the world, fuck, I wouldn't care if it turned out their meat was some kind of rat product rather than the "beef" they claim it is.
What I do have a problem with lately is the fuckers that work there.
My life has become pretty hectic of late, between 2 jobs, a girlfriend, and drinking with the boys a few times a week I don't really have the time nor inclination to spend my free time cooking - enter McDonalds.
The last time I regularly ate McDonalds, I was a greasy pimple-faced teen, but, life was good, my mates and I would sit in McDonalds being loud and obnoxious, flicking pickles onto the roof, but, most importantly, we were adding the hot chicks that worked there into our spank-banks. McDonalds chicks always had the reputation of being the hottest chicks around.
Recently, I was going through McDonalds Drive-Through, I was fucking starving and the line up was unbelievable, by the time I got to the front of the queue I was ready to start chewing on my own arm, saliva was pooling in my mouth in anticipation of the cardboard tasting food that I was about to consume. I approached the final window, arm already outstretched waiting to collect my bag of goodness, blissfully unaware of the horror I was about to face. Suddenly the light emanating from the drive-through window disappeared, in it's place appeared what seemed to be a small cratered planet. I let my eyes re-adjust to the now lack of light and gave them a gentle rub, I then realised what I thought to be a small planet was actually a female McDonalds employee. My arm instinctively drew back into the car, my once moist mouth dried in an instant. I reluctantly collected the food and made my way back home vowing never to eat from there again, unfortunately, I've probably been to that same store at least another 20 times, it's amazing how the brain forgets scary details.
After the release of Supersize Me, I would have thought that McDonalds would have gone into greater damage control, sure their food quality has supposedly increased, but what kind of advertising is it when every person who works in the store can be classified as extremely overweight. It's sickening, though, on the upside, it's probably the only reason I haven't become fat, I turn up there starving, end up not being able to stomach a full cheeseburger meal.
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:44:48 EDT (#)
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Man, that chick is HOT
JUNK IN THE TRUNK...
and on the trunk...
and under the trunk...
and on the sides of the trunk.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:40:35 EDT (#)
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I guess if you are a McDonalds employee you are allowed to 'eat all you can' during the day. Most people employed there are drowning in their own lard.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:16:28 EDT (#)
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I eat Maccy Ds about twice a year. And only when drunk
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:03:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:50:03 (#)
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McDonalds chicks always had the reputation of being the hottest chicks around.
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must be new hampshire. i've noticed new hampshire mcdonalds have the hottest chicks.
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thats because New Hampshire kills anyone who isnt white, and the only other jobs are at the NASCAR track... thus why when the hotr girls arent working theyre bored... and luckily im an amusing guy....
i <3 new hampshire.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-06 04:44:11 EDT (#)
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McDonalds chicks always had the reputation of being the hottest chicks around.
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Where the FUCK do you live? In Birmingham (UK), all the employees are asians with the most basic grasp of english (I've been asked for "Four Two-Eight" in the city centre), or 14 year old school kids who can barely assemble a quarter pounder without dribbing, let alone spitting on it on purpose.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-06 04:06:16 EDT (#)
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I sympathise. However a boycott is not the answer. I enjoy a McD once every two weeks or so, simply becuase it's easier. The answer, like drugs and alcohol, is moderation. If you enjoy McD every now and then you won't become one of the grotesque gargantuan monstrosities you see working there.
After supersize me all they did in the UK was get rid of the 'Super SIze', they still kept the double quater pounder with cheese and bacon. Oh wait its ok! They're promoting the salads and baguettes more! *Phew*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:02:25 EDT (#)
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I don't eat any junk food including MacDonalds. I can't bear the taste. I'd rather cook myself some steamed salmon and brocolli anyday.
That photo was horrid..
Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-06-06 01:22:17 EDT (#)
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EEEWWWWW!!
That picture was a lovely addition, as well.
You should have photoshopped a McDee's hat on her head! :)
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:53:36 EDT (#)
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Just think...that mountain of lard was probably one of the 'hot chicks' that worked there for a little too long and ate a little too much McDonalds.
Good luck with the boycott. I've been boycotting since Super Size Me came out. It made me sick to watch that movie. It also made me sick that he got his own shitty series afterwards.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:30:38 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah probally at taco bell with the other half
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:30:07 EDT (#)
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Then where would half of ubersite work if you did this?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:17:16 EDT (#)
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McDonald's in LA: Devoid of all things Euro, where fencehoppers reign!
I envy you and your rare glimpse of McDonald's hotness.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:14:52 EDT (#)
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McDonalds chicks always had the reputation of being the hottest chicks around.
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Really? I've only ever known of one or two hot chicks - even if remotely so - who work at McDonalds at any given time. I think the job isn't glamorous/fashionable enough to attract many of them. There are too many things that beat monitoring a vat of potato strips suspended in grease.
Good luck with boycotting McDonalds, at any rate; I've found it easy myself because at any given time, I either have no money or no transportation there.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:06:32 EDT (#)
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but i wuv mcdonalds
Submitted by scoobybri (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:55:05 EDT (#)
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Obviously, the dealer has become the user in this case.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:50:03 EDT (#)
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McDonalds chicks always had the reputation of being the hottest chicks around.
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must be new hampshire. i've noticed new hampshire mcdonalds have the hottest chicks.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:59:09 EDT (#)
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I haven't eaten at McDonalds for over a year and a half. I feel pretty good about that.
The benefit of Ottawa is that if you don't want to cook, there's always shawarma instead of a burger and fries. Shawarma is the greatest shit ever.