When I Say, "Conspiracy!" You Say, "What?" (479 hits)
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Submitted by paperboy (View user info) at 2006-06-05 20:51:35 EDT
Think of the word "conspiracy" and write down what you picture in your mind.
Think of the word "theory" and write down what you picture.
Now think of them together and write down what you picture.
Draw John Kerry then scribble OU812 beneath it.
Done yet?
Ok, throw it all in the garbage.
Wait 1-2 months and you will get a knock at the door.
Women should answer naked and be as polite as possible.
Offer beer, pot, and/or food.
Keep offering sex or a massage.
All men should avoid answering the door, *flee the country at once, and take up the last name Smith.
You will thank me later.
*only applicable in the United States.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:54:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:09:29 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:53:10 (#)
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Please tell me that wont happen to me.
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too late
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:32:48 (#)
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isnt 0u812 a van halen album?
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Well, my telephone is ringin', they told me
They told me it was Chairman Mao-uh
Well, my telephone is ringin'
Only it was Chairman Mao
Ah you, just tell him anything
I just don't wanna talk to him now
Not now, baby
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-06 00:41:49 EDT (#)
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I get off work early today and if my paper is not on the porch you're going to meet my BIG DOG.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:38:16 EDT (#)
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serious wtf factor.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:32:48 EDT (#)
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isnt 0u812 a van halen album?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:29:14 EDT (#)
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Great its ETS light
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:09:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:53:10 (#)
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http://nymethod.com/ets.html
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Please tell me that wont happen to me.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:06:46 EDT (#)
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Right On!
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2006-06-05 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:55:15 (#)
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What the hell does this have to do with OU812?
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I have no idea. Don't kill the messanger.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:55:46 EDT (#)
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And way to break the first rule of Alters, always stay in character!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:55:15 EDT (#)
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What the hell does this have to do with OU812?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 20:53:10 EDT (#)
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http://nymethod.com/ets.html