The Sixth of the Sixth of the Sixth (2512 hits)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-06-06 07:27:15 EDT
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-13 00:22:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-06-07 22:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I really can't say I'm enjoying this one bit."
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Uh, it says here you worship a guy named Stan... oh, sorry. That's actually SATAN, yeah, you worship satan."
What's that from? because I don't even remember.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 05:57:30 EDT (#)
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"while Im still here"
Jesus H FUCKING Christ man, Im fucking cured! New bone marrow, no more cancer.
Also, drop the "did you see god" shit. There is NO God. At least I hope to fuck there isnt, cos what kind of God would allow a guy who has done nothing wrong in his life to get a life threatening disease? What kind of God would allow children to starve, people to die cold and hungry on modern streets and the world to go to shit?
Thats right, a capricious evil God.
If there is a God then its Loki...no, not our one, the other one, the midgard one.
Science is not a crutch, its all there is.
No fate but what you make etc etc
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-06-07 03:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I really can't say I'm enjoying this one bit"
nice nice nice
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:42:56 EDT (#)
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Jesus, I missed an ETS outburst.
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:58:33 EDT (#)
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Instatn +2 for the Orstraliun reference
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:54:03 EDT (#)
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I owe you an apology and a bit of an explanation...
My comments on this post were all in the interest of rocking the boat. What I wanted from you was for you to drop the Darwinian bullshit I believe you've been using as a socological and paychological crutch to keep from having to admit that you have SEEN God.
Are you willing, now, after all you've been through to 'represent', so to speak, that you have seen what I think you've seen, or will you simply perpetuate the crutch...gripping it tighter?
THAT is why I've confronted you here. Because I want to know that when you follow the 'logic circles' back to the beginning of time and to the edge of the Big Bang, did you peer through and ask 'why' and did you get your answer? If so, what was it? Don't give me a bunch of MSPaint figures when you have so much more valuable things to offer in this life, while you're still here.
That is all.
Good night.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-06 22:07:11 EDT (#)
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SATAN RULES!!!!! +2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-06 21:58:08 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:37:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't normally get involved in this kind of thing, but you're being incredibly ignorant. You say 'evolutionist' isn't a religion. It would be far more accurate to say that both are meta-narratives seeking to explain the universe.
Your comment is offensive and also illogical when put in a biological context. Evolution is about survival of the fittest. So TTOM's ability to overcome cancer makes him fitter than those who have not yet developed it. Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
You're not worth the time really. There's no point trying to debate with you, because you're clearly such a fanatic, such a zealot, such a doctrinist that there's no point. Once you close your mind and decide you've heard enough you're already dead.
If you bothered to spend the time you'll find I very rarely resort to insults. With that in mind:
Fuck off and die you worthless shit. You're no better than an ignorant drunk starting fights in a club."
damn. crash and burn.
+2 for "Do NOT desecrate my day."
what's with all this Darwininan talk all of a sudden, ETS? did you read Demonic Males like i told you to?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:01:36 EDT (#)
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I see ETS therapy has not been fruitful.
Dare I suggest electroshocks?
Funny that Bradley speaks of genetics when he has admitted being mentally ill which would have him either sterilized or euthanized in a world of eugenics.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:23:23 EDT (#)
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he he...what the fuck did i just read?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:11:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:12 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:54:35 (#)
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TTOM is a better person than Brad. At least what I've seen of them both.
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
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I think that's what makes him a better person.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:05:43 EDT (#)
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Fusion fusion mate
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:44:07 EDT (#)
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I have to go to a gay ass costume party tonight because of the whole 06/06/06 bullshit when I REALLY don't want to so I'm a bit pissed off.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:07:14 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha ha
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:02:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:15:15 (#)
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Ya lost me.
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it's like a "get fuzzy" cartoon. 3 scenes but no punchline.
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:49:53 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:16:26 EDT (#)
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SWEET!
No jam, though. So -2die or something.
Oh who am I klidding, I love TTOM.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:21:57 EDT (#)
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Ha ha... Fucking rights.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:41:25 EDT (#)
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the satan made me laugh
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:38:49 EDT (#)
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HEY!
Thanks
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:34:01 EDT (#)
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Oi!
Good work, mate!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:59:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:45:31 EDT (#)
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ey mate, fetch me a stubby of out the esky there, would ya?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:13:32 EDT (#)
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I nearly broke my neck looking at the bottom.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:04:44 EDT (#)
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but I already desecrated your bed
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:28:06 EDT (#)
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STOP DESECRATING MY DAY!
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:26:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:15:15 EDT (#)
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Ya lost me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:22:01 EDT (#)
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Barely.
ahm mare used tae spikkin doric min, yeh ken? Hiv yeh nae idea fit ahm spikkin aboot cheal? Its a sair fecht fur a half loaf.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:17:19 EDT (#)
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English muthafukka! Do you speak it!?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:11:20 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:06:47 (#)
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Thomas would win but only becuase hes secretly a member of Al Qaeda and had suicide bombers planted on Jimbo
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Poor Jimbo. If only he and Thomas had been set in spain then their situations would have been reversed.
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AHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Mire fuera de Thomas, hay una bomba a bordo de dijo el regulador gordo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:11:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:06:47 (#)
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Thomas would win but only becuase hes secretly a member of Al Qaeda and had suicide bombers planted on Jimbo
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Poor Jimbo. If only he and Thomas had been set in spain then their situations would have been reversed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:08:51 EDT (#)
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*shrug* he probably had something he needed to do. Maybe he had to go take a dump or something.
Poor bastard. Then again is he only like this on uber? Is he normal in real life?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:06:47 EDT (#)
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Thomas would win but only becuase hes secretly a member of Al Qaeda and had suicide bombers planted on Jimbo
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-06 11:02:40 EDT (#)
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Thomas. No question. It's not widely reported, but that guy's got a mean streak a mile wide. Ask any of the people who used to work for him. Total diva.
How did you guys make ETS go away? Is "library time" over already?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:59:46 EDT (#)
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Who would win in a fight? Thomas the Tank Engine or Jimbo the Jumbo Jet?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:53:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:52:00 (#)
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and how would the moth feast on the bees entrails with no viable mouth parts?
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Via it's proboscis and osmosis.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:52:00 EDT (#)
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and how would the moth feast on the bees entrails with no viable mouth parts?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:50:38 EDT (#)
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FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:50:29 EDT (#)
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Now that's a good question Red. Most people would think the larger and more heavely armed Bee, after all moths do not have mouth parts to bite with or a stinger. Little known is the fact that the bee is a pacifist and refuses to strike unless ordered to do so by her queen. They aren't patriots, the queen just uses telepathy. Anyway, point is that a Moth would get first blood and as the moth would attack by landing on the bee and overheating it with it's furry body, the bee would just lie there with the Moth on top of it, inert. The bee would then overheat and die and the moth would feast upon it's entrails.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:46:16 EDT (#)
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Depends on the size of the Lepidoptera and Hymenoptera. I mean if we're talking Mothra vs a bee, then Lepidoptera wins, but since Lepidoptera in general have few defenses outside their larvael form Im gonna have to say:
BEE WINS! FATALITY!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:45:53 EDT (#)
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Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:44:37 EDT (#)
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The bee, as it has a stinger. And Moths are really just the flaming queers of the bug world. They can't even fly a straightish line. But bees are dumb enough to let you tie a bit of string to their legs and fly them like kites. Hmmm. Ponderous.
Berty, it's only abuse when I don't like it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:44:10 EDT (#)
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dear ets:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88013
sincerely,
someone much, much, much smarter than you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:44:08 EDT (#)
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It was a racist ad though wasn't it? A white boy mocking a black crow who spoke in pidgin English?
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:44:01 EDT (#)
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fusion fusion fusion mate!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:42:29 EDT (#)
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You haven't posted in ages either Berty.
Who would win in a fight between a moth and a bee?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:40:30 (#)
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I have the Ki-Ora song in my head now you heartless bastards
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It's true juicy for crows!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:40:52 EDT (#)
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Can't do, love. Someone requested a story, and I'm busy finishing it up before he gets home from work. Because half the fun is the torture.
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If your boyfriend is inflicting domestic violence upon you and forcing you to write stories then you should probably leave. I know they say stuff about suffering for your art but there are limits.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:40:30 EDT (#)
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I have the Ki-Ora song in my head now you heartless bastards
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:38:48 EDT (#)
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Um Bongos was pretty good mind
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:37:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:27:08 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:26:08 (#)
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It needs to be catchy and simple.
Do you remeber this Red?
JUICE? LOOSE? ABOOT THIS HOOSE?
That's what we've got to go for. That and a product obviously.
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Hooots MON!
Cookie - comment please.
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Can't do, love. Someone requested a story, and I'm busy finishing it up before he gets home from work. Because half the fun is the torture.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:33:57 (#)
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da da da da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da
God I love that advert. It right up there with the Kia-Ora ads.
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Oh God the Kia-Ora ads. They weren't advertisment; they where art with subtle social commentry.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:34:31 EDT (#)
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AArrrrR!!
I've got it! Ive got it!
Hang on... what was that track they played in clubs that sounded like: HOminEEEEEE Arrr we HominEEEEE Arr we HominEEEEE ERWEN OUSEN OUT.
It had a video with some fit birds doing provocative aerobics.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:33:57 EDT (#)
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da da da da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da
God I love that advert. It right up there with the Kia-Ora ads.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:32:09 EDT (#)
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Catchy adverts are evil. Get in my head will you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:30:06 (#)
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That advert was the best advert ever. I will never forget Rowntrees fruit gums and that advert for as long as I live. Seriously, I'll be there in the alzheimers care facility screaming in a faux scottish accent and violently lurching at the orderly.
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That's my life long fantasy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:30:06 EDT (#)
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That advert was the best advert ever. I will never forget Rowntrees fruit gums and that advert for as long as I live. Seriously, I'll be there in the alzheimers care facility screaming in a faux scottish accent and violently lurching at the orderly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:29:30 EDT (#)
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Bee Drinking - the new craze that is sweeping the clubs. Taking the finest hives of honey bees, extracting buzziness, we at BertRed industries have created the ideal drink for clubbers anywhere.
Guaranteed to leave you buzzing during the night without a bee sting hangover in the morning!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:27:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:26:08 (#)
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It needs to be catchy and simple.
Do you remeber this Red?
JUICE? LOOSE? ABOOT THIS HOOSE?
That's what we've got to go for. That and a product obviously.
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Hooots MON!
Cookie - comment please.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:26:08 EDT (#)
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It needs to be catchy and simple.
Do you remeber this Red?
JUICE? LOOSE? ABOOT THIS HOOSE?
That's what we've got to go for. That and a product obviously.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:25:39 EDT (#)
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Suitable tunes to play in the background of the adverts for our new energy drink.
Billie Piper: Honey to the Bee
Anything by Bee-Yonce
Anything by Sting
Anything by The Hives.
King Cobb Steelier - The Stinger
Join in do!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:22:25 (#)
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hehhe - Anything by The Hives
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:23:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:21:59 (#)
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I'm thinking an energy drink called "Buzz! Right Gear!". We'll sell it to Australians and cockneys, both under exploited demographics.
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The Stinger! Now in new Blue Raspberry Flavour!
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Instant classic! We'll blast Red Bull till they're just flogging the stuff out of a van to pikeys.
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Enriched with Royal Jelly for an all night high. You'll feel like you can go for the honeys all night long once you've had a shot of this!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:22:30 EDT (#)
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hehehehehe. happy devil day or whatever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:22:25 EDT (#)
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hehhe - Anything by The Hives
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:21:59 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking an energy drink called "Buzz! Right Gear!". We'll sell it to Australians and cockneys, both under exploited demographics.
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The Stinger! Now in new Blue Raspberry Flavour!
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Instant classic! We'll blast Red Bull till they're just flogging the stuff out of a van to pikeys.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:21:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:19:16 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:11:28 (#)
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"Mmmm, it's the buzz that can't be beat! "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Oh for the love of god, don't encourage him.
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Suitable tunes to play in the background of the adverts.
Billie Piper: Honey to the Bee
Anything by Bee-Yonce
Anything by Sting
Join in do!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:19:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:11:28 (#)
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"Mmmm, it's the buzz that can't be beat! "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Oh for the love of god, don't encourage him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:16:08 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:03 (#)
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So...bee drinking...do you make some kind of smoothie or just pop a couple in a glass of bourbon?
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I'm thinking an energy drink called "Buzz! Right Gear!". We'll sell it to Australians and cockneys, both under exploited demographics.
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The Stinger! Now in new Blue Raspberry Flavour!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:16:15 EDT (#)
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Left over kebab covered in garlic sauce is known as 'sloppy seconds'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:16:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:03 (#)
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So...bee drinking...do you make some kind of smoothie or just pop a couple in a glass of bourbon?
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I'm thinking an energy drink called "Buzz! Right Gear!". We'll sell it to Australians and cockneys, both under exploited demographics.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:08:31 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:05 (#)
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I would totally buy that. We should go into business Red, we'd be millionaires before the end of the tax year.
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But that would distress ETS - Money is the root of all evil you know.
I dropped tuppance before, and didn't even stoop to pick it up. Financially daring of me don't you think?
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Positivly humanitarian! It's charity like that that keeps the waifs and strays fed. That and left over meat chucked out by kebab shops.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:13:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:11:28 (#)
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"Mmmm, it's the buzz that can't be beat! "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I take this as a mandate to pun badly forever.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:13:49 EDT (#)
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I read somewhere that Bill Gates' time is worth so much money that if he was walking along and dropped $16000 it wouldnt be worth him picking it up.
I reckon Id have to have stopped for that 2p
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He could pay me half that to floow him around and pick it up for him. Then we'd both be happy.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:11:28 EDT (#)
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"Mmmm, it's the buzz that can't be beat! "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:11:12 EDT (#)
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I read somewhere that Bill Gates' time is worth so much money that if he was walking along and dropped $16000 it wouldnt be worth him picking it up.
I reckon Id have to have stopped for that 2p
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:05 (#)
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I would totally buy that. We should go into business Red, we'd be millionaires before the end of the tax year.
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But that would distress ETS - Money is the root of all evil you know.
I dropped tuppance before, and didn't even stoop to pick it up. Financially daring of me don't you think?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:05 EDT (#)
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I would totally buy that. We should go into business Red, we'd be millionaires before the end of the tax year.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:07:03 EDT (#)
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So...bee drinking...do you make some kind of smoothie or just pop a couple in a glass of bourbon?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:00:32 EDT (#)
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Bee Drinking! Suck their hairy bodies for their sweet sweet stored nectar. Mmmm, it's the buzz that can't be beat!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:59:36 EDT (#)
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I am an open book. Stand me up, lay me on the couch makes no fucking difference. I am what I am. If I want to make a statement about how 'uber has treated me', I'll have the balls to come out and say it...unlike you ass-kissing posers.
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... Brad have you bee drinking?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:54:55 EDT (#)
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You people crack me up.
Great pic too.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:50:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:47:49 (#)
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"a wise man once told me don't argue with fools.
cause people from a distance can't tell who's who"
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he then also added
"Unless one of them is ETS, then its pretty obvious"
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:47:49 EDT (#)
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+1 for your devil
+1 for your argument. it made me chuckle
"a wise man once told me don't argue with fools.
cause people from a distance can't tell who's who"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:45:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:42:35 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:34 (#)
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We all know why you've come online and had a go at TTOM. You feel victimised and a desire to make some kind of twisted statement about how you feel Uber has treated you. It's not good form mate.
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I am an open book. Stand me up, lay me on the couch makes no fucking difference. I am what I am. If I want to make a statement about how 'uber has treated me', I'll have the balls to come out and say it...unlike you ass-kissing posers.
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An inability to adapt to changing circumstances and environmental factors marks you out as an evolutionary dead end. How does it feel to be facing extinction?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:43:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:40:09 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:37:31 (#)
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Your last two statements conflict with one another Vengance. Look over them carefully and do try again. I'm now amused at you.
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Well, you know what they say about retards...they're easily amused.
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I bet you're giggling now yes?
oooh - did we have an accident? Don't worry, someone will be along shortly to clean you up.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:42:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:34 (#)
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We all know why you've come online and had a go at TTOM. You feel victimised and a desire to make some kind of twisted statement about how you feel Uber has treated you. It's not good form mate.
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I am an open book. Stand me up, lay me on the couch makes no fucking difference. I am what I am. If I want to make a statement about how 'uber has treated me', I'll have the balls to come out and say it...unlike you ass-kissing posers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:42:08 EDT (#)
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Or not. Perhaps some time spent chillaxing would be better.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:40:24 EDT (#)
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He overcame adversity. It builds charachter, something you could probably do with.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:37:31 (#)
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Your last two statements conflict with one another Vengance. Look over them carefully and do try again. I'm now amused at you.
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Well, you know what they say about retards...they're easily amused.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:38:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:34 (#)
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Not so, Darwanism is a theory pertaining to species. A generalist theory. It's not a theory one can adopt as an individual such, for example, as existentialism.
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I agree, but TTOM seems to enjoy using it as some sort of crutch to avoid the painful fact that there are 'no atheists in the trenches', so to speak. I have, hence, didicated my morning to smashing that idea in his face.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:37:31 EDT (#)
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Your last two statements conflict with one another Vengance. Look over them carefully and do try again. I'm now amused at you.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:26:56 (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:18:38 (#)
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Don't change the fucking subject. Answer me this...you purport to espouse no religion, yet you cling ever so precariously to this notion of Darwinism, which, by its very doctrine, renders your entire life obsolete?
How touching. Might I suggest Catholicism? It's a much simpler path to obsolescence.
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You really are a humourless, fanatical moron arent you?
So, the 'doctorine' of believing that animals evolve and didnt just spontaneously appear by a miracle renders our lives obsolete?
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No, sir, not 'our' lives...yours! If your genes render your offspring predisposed to potentially terminal disease, then whatever sperm you have locked away in a man-made freezer is but wishful thinking. If you are a true 'Darwinist', then you should ascribe fully to its tenents, should you not? Should you not understand that without the possibility for successful procreation, your life is indeed meaningless?
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We are Humans, we are not better than animals but we are different, different in that we can see the struggle and overcome it with our intelligence.
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Tell me...what exactly have you overcome? Death? Are you immortal now? Darwinism would tell you that the only real way to 'overcome' anything is to successfully procreate and produce offspring that will carry your genetic code to perpetuity.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:31:06 EDT (#)
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Again...you seem to have missed the part where I started playing devil's advocate. I know literacy is a constant struggle and all, but this is ridiculous. You see...this is why I never come here. You always get morons like this who are so preoccupied with kissing ass and sucking cock, they can't be brutally honest.
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I do tend to be honest. The only brutality is in your inability to debate, your ignorance to matters you purport to be educated on, and your actions towards your fellow human beings.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:29:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:19:12 (#)
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Lose what? What's this 'it' everyone seems to hold in such high regard?
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Dignity perhaps.
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Now, I would've said sanity.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:24:45 (#)
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Hey, buddy, I'm not the one proclaiming to be the 'Darwinist' here. I'm merely following TTOM's own adopted doctrine to its logical end.
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Fine - we'll play logic.
Right - your set of beliefs logically plays to the end of you throwing away all culture. May I recommend a long march up to Alaska? You could go naked in a further logical show of your beliefs of removing all culture and technology from your life.
You must also never listen to music, look at art, or appreciate anything. To do so would be against your Maoist beliefs.
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Again...you seem to have missed the part where I started playing devil's advocate. I know literacy is a constant struggle and all, but this is ridiculous. You see...this is why I never come here. You always get morons like this who are so preoccupied with kissing ass and sucking cock, they can't be brutally honest.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:34 EDT (#)
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Not so, Darwanism is a theory pertaining to species. A generalist theory. It's not a theory one can adopt as an individual such, for example, as existentialism. As such if TTOM did hold stock in such a theory then perhaps his thoughts are that in a humanist fashion it is the teamwork aspect of human beings, with their concepts like altruism, that humanity can owe it's success too.
Sort of like Humanism. We all have a part to play, we can all muck in and help out a bit.
You already know that though. You aren't entirely dim. We all know why you've come online and had a go at TTOM. You feel victimised and a desire to make some kind of twisted statement about how you feel Uber has treated you. It's not good form mate.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:28:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:25:05 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:19:12 (#)
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Lose what? What's this 'it' everyone seems to hold in such high regard?
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Dignity perhaps.
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I haven't seen my dignity in years...
I think it went the way of my shame.
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Same place your ability to control your bladder went too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:27:43 EDT (#)
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ETS- Clearly, your word means nothing, because you're still here.
I used to appreciate you, even when others stopped doing so. I have not one iota of respect left for you.
That my opinion is likely worthless to you means nothing to me. I want to express it anyway, and I know you of all people can appreciate that.
Please go away. If you do, at least you might remain in some people's minds a radical with good intentions instead of a sociopath who has reverted to the maturity level of a 10 year old. Realize that your time is better spent elsewhere ans cease with spitting vitriol at people who, if your supposed convictions are worth a shit, you'd realize are not the enemy you claim you are so willing to fight.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:27:26 EDT (#)
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Is ETS just screwing with you ya think TTOM? Decent could have been a lot better.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:26:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:18:38 (#)
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Don't change the fucking subject. Answer me this...you purport to espouse no religion, yet you cling ever so precariously to this notion of Darwinism, which, by its very doctrine, renders your entire life obsolete?
How touching. Might I suggest Catholicism? It's a much simpler path to obsolescence.
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You really are a humourless, fanatical moron arent you?
So, the 'doctorine' of believing that animals evolve and didnt just spontaneously appear by a miracle renders our lives obsolete?
How? In what way?
We are Humans, we are not better than animals but we are different, different in that we can see the struggle and overcome it with our intelligence.
The struggle to survive is what enriches our lives. To quote the philosopher, Butthead:"If everything was cool, how would we know what sucked"
If you feel your life is obsolete, go ahead and take yourself out of the ratrace, see who cares.*
I think you may be arguing for the sake of arguing now
*no one
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:26:51 EDT (#)
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And sarcasm has a statement opposite of the intended meaning at its foundation...but why you can't grasp that, I think I can surmise on my own. Why don't you share with us all what's it's like to be that low on the evolutionary rung. I'm sure we'd all be RIVETED.
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Please make plain your sentiment then. I for one would dearly like to know exactly what it is you were putting forward.
Also, the idea of evolution being a ladder is dangerously capitalist, and speaks to me of false class consciousness. Do you feel that other people are your betters?
If not, perhaps you should consider it?
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:25:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:19:12 (#)
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Lose what? What's this 'it' everyone seems to hold in such high regard?
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Dignity perhaps.
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I haven't seen my dignity in years...
I think it went the way of my shame.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:24:45 EDT (#)
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Hey, buddy, I'm not the one proclaiming to be the 'Darwinist' here. I'm merely following TTOM's own adopted doctrine to its logical end.
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Fine - we'll play logic.
Right - your set of beliefs logically plays to the end of you throwing away all culture. May I recommend a long march up to Alaska? You could go naked in a further logical show of your beliefs of removing all culture and technology from your life.
You must also never listen to music, look at art, or appreciate anything. To do so would be against your Maoist beliefs.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:24:19 EDT (#)
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So is this vengence chap really ETS then?
I must admit when he posted before I thought he was a couple of sarnies sort of a picknik but this guy seams to be totally un hooked.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:14:45 (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:11:10 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:43 (#)
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Ive always thought that was a strange question, who wants to live forever...well...me for one.
Theres not enough time in 60 or 70 years to cram in everything, Id much rather live forever, providing I had a reasonably fit body and mind for infinity and didnt turn into some kind of physical wreck but with a healthy mind so you just lay there gibbering.
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Oh, how Darwinian of you! Tell me more about this majickal world in which you reside...
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Wrong wrong wrong.
Darwinism has death at its very foundation. The weak die. Why can't you grasp this?
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And sarcasm has a statement opposite of the intended meaning at its foundation...but why you can't grasp that, I think I can surmise on my own. Why don't you share with us all what's it's like to be that low on the evolutionary rung. I'm sure we'd all be RIVETED.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:22:32 EDT (#)
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Ive always thought that was a strange question, who wants to live forever...well...me for one.
Theres not enough time in 60 or 70 years to cram in everything, Id much rather live forever, providing I had a reasonably fit body and mind for infinity and didnt turn into some kind of physical wreck but with a healthy mind so you just lay there gibbering.
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I'm not so sure about that. The idea of staying young, in body, and never dieying has a certain appeal yes. But as Terry Prattchet says in order to 'liver forever' you would have to live throughout the whole course of history or time witch would mean having to be there at the big bang. Which would suck. I mean first of all you'd have to wait a couple of billion years for things like planest to appear so you had something to stand on. Then a few more billions of years for any sort of life to appear so you could get yourself a decent meal. At least by this point you'd only have to wait a paltry million years of so for some semblance of intelligent life to evolve so you'd at last have some one to talk to. On the whole I'd say it's really not worth it. My advice go with the staying young and never die wish. It makes a lot more sense.
On a side not I didn't know aboot the Cancer well done on beating that one me old china. Darwinism may be about passing on genes to the next generation but first and formost it's about the instinct off not wanting to Fookin' Die! And you seam to have that part in the bag. Now all you need to be able to do to prove yourself a real badass in the DNA department is to figure out a way to rejuvenate your (I assume radiactive) sperm to kick out some baby's. I mean if frogs can think bugger this place it's sausage fest around here I think I'm gonna become a lady I'd say you're in with a shot. After all as Jeff Goldblum says 'Nature finds a way'
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:20:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:17:13 (#)
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
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You're an enthusiastic fellow normally who is given to making long turgid speeches, in other words a person who likes to talk but refuses to listen. Then when people get frustrated with you they attack you and so you feel persucuted and, well, this is the result. TTOM doesn't suffer such frailties. All because he can listen. Kind of makes you think really.
I disagree with your rather crude concept of survivalism as well although that is another, somewhat less personal, matter.
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Hey, buddy, I'm not the one proclaiming to be the 'Darwinist' here. I'm merely following TTOM's own adopted doctrine to its logical end.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:19:12 EDT (#)
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Lose what? What's this 'it' everyone seems to hold in such high regard?
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Dignity perhaps.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:13:45 (#)
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Well, there are fairies right and goblins, obviously. Sometimes I think I see unicorns but I might be imagining them, at least that what Kurundros, my 10th level Elf ranger friend tells me, but you cant believe everything he says since he's chaotic-neutral.
Sometime I put on my wizards hat and....WAIT, you tricked me!
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Don't change the fucking subject. Answer me this...you purport to espouse no religion, yet you cling ever so precariously to this notion of Darwinism, which, by its very doctrine, renders your entire life obsolete?
How touching. Might I suggest Catholicism? It's a much simpler path to obsolescence.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:17:13 EDT (#)
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
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You're an enthusiastic fellow normally who is given to making long turgid speeches, in other words a person who likes to talk but refuses to listen. Then when people get frustrated with you they attack you and so you feel persucuted and, well, this is the result. TTOM doesn't suffer such frailties. All because he can listen. Kind of makes you think really.
I disagree with your rather crude concept of survivalism as well although that is another, somewhat less personal, matter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:14:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:11:10 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:43 (#)
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Ive always thought that was a strange question, who wants to live forever...well...me for one.
Theres not enough time in 60 or 70 years to cram in everything, Id much rather live forever, providing I had a reasonably fit body and mind for infinity and didnt turn into some kind of physical wreck but with a healthy mind so you just lay there gibbering.
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Oh, how Darwinian of you! Tell me more about this majickal world in which you reside...
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Wrong wrong wrong.
Darwinism has death at its very foundation. The weak die. Why can't you grasp this? If nothing changes, nothing dies, then nothing evolves. The whole notion of Darwinism revolves around death.
Incidentally, use of such poor rhetorical techniques as attempting to slander a point of view with idiocy is bad form.
An example would be 'How very vegetarian of you! Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and he was a mentalist too!'
How would you label yourself? Except as an ignoramous?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:13:45 EDT (#)
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Well, there are fairies right and goblins, obviously. Sometimes I think I see unicorns but I might be imagining them, at least that what Kurundros, my 10th level Elf ranger friend tells me, but you cant believe everything he says since he's chaotic-neutral.
Sometime I put on my wizards hat and....WAIT, you tricked me!
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:23 (#)
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ETS has completely snapped... I always kinda liked the guy despite the fact we disagreed on some things. At any rate, the man has lost it. Now he logs in as Vengance taking shots at people to
express his anger... It's just beyond me how someone can just lose it like that...
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Lose what? What's this 'it' everyone seems to hold in such high regard?
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:11:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:43 (#)
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Ive always thought that was a strange question, who wants to live forever...well...me for one.
Theres not enough time in 60 or 70 years to cram in everything, Id much rather live forever, providing I had a reasonably fit body and mind for infinity and didnt turn into some kind of physical wreck but with a healthy mind so you just lay there gibbering.
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Oh, how Darwinian of you! Tell me more about this majickal world in which you reside...
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:49 EDT (#)
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Solid +1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:43 EDT (#)
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Ive always thought that was a strange question, who wants to live forever...well...me for one.
Theres not enough time in 60 or 70 years to cram in everything, Id much rather live forever, providing I had a reasonably fit body and mind for infinity and didnt turn into some kind of physical wreck but with a healthy mind so you just lay there gibbering.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:08:23 EDT (#)
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ETS has completely snapped... I always kinda liked the guy despite the fact we disagreed on some things. At any rate, the man has lost it. Now he logs in as Vengance taking shots at people to
express his anger... It's just beyond me how someone can just lose it like that...
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:07:48 EDT (#)
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Go and play with your hand grenades.
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...that's 'holy hand grenades' to you.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:49:37 (#)
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Huzzah for "Neighbours", I did a post about it, I think it was my second post or some shit.
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Becuase out of the multitudes of posts you have done, it would be hard to look. +2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:03:43 (#)
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Good Gods, it hasnt come down to QUEEN puns has it?!
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Seems appropriate enough for a TTOM post.
Besides...who wants to live forever, right?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:03:43 EDT (#)
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Good Gods, it hasnt come down to QUEEN puns has it?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:00:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:59:23 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:50 (#)
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Fuck off Vengance. I've nothing more to say to you, you waste of skin.
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Another one bites the dust.
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I prefer Princes of the Universe actually. Go and play with your hand grenades.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 09:00:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:59:19 (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:12 (#)
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
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Good thing I lived then, eh?
You logic is...astounding.
Vulcan like almost.
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Hey, if you're gonna be an edgy 'Darwinist' and all...you might as well stick to your guns...
...that is if you have any left.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:50 (#)
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Fuck off Vengance. I've nothing more to say to you, you waste of skin.
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Another one bites the dust.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:59:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:12 (#)
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
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Good thing I lived then, eh?
You logic is...astounding.
Vulcan like almost.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:50 EDT (#)
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Fuck off Vengance. I've nothing more to say to you, you waste of skin.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:54:35 (#)
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TTOM is a better person than Brad. At least what I've seen of them both.
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Better person by whose standards? Are we talking in Darwinian terms here?
Put it this way, I'd rather be the one pissing on the grave than the one in it, better person or no.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:55:20 EDT (#)
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Not one of your best, but I chuckled at the flipped Aussie bit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:54:35 EDT (#)
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TTOM is a better person than Brad. At least what I've seen of them both.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:54:33 EDT (#)
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Yes, I think if you combine my DNA with an elephants, reproduction would take place...wait, what?
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:48:19 (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:31:26 (#)
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Give it time.
..and yes, if you're an 'evolutionist' as you claim to be (and you say that like it's a fucking religion), you should be more than willing to give your substandard, flawed existence up to get your defective and susceptible genes out of the breeding pool before you pass them on to some poor child who will only live long enough to understand that his father doomed him to a life of increased risk of disease and suffering.
In a perfect world, you'd already be dead.
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Uh... excuse me? Mr. Nutjorb? He's sterile. He said so. So he HAS taken himself out of the gene pool.
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It's a shame you can't follow his noble example, as I'm sure your six-legged children would concur.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:52:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:45:32 (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:39 (#)
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Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
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Yes, well, unfortunately, they're genes that won't be passed on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Listen to me you acorn dicked shit lord. The lowness of your comment has removed any lingering pity I had for you.
But I'll tell you what - let's play a quick game shall we? I'll describe a scenario and you have to work out if it's possible or not.
If you take a sample of someone's DNA (let's say - for argument's sake - TTOM's) - and then - USING SCIENCE - combine it with appropriate DNA (i.e. as has been mooted with Mammoths and Elephants) - do you think it might be possible for reproduction to take place?
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In TTOM's case. I think it's more than likely that reproduction would take place. Good argument. I concede.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:52:21 EDT (#)
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*shrug* typo
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:51:24 EDT (#)
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"buisness"??
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:48:34 EDT (#)
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Not entirely true, Ive three squads on ice just waiting to be let loose, so it is quite possible for me to procreate. Ill just need a turkey baster is all.
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Hurray!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:48:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it time.
..and yes, if you're an 'evolutionist' as you claim to be (and you say that like it's a fucking religion), you should be more than willing to give your substandard, flawed existence up to get your defective and susceptible genes out of the breeding pool before you pass them on to some poor child who will only live long enough to understand that his father doomed him to a life of increased risk of disease and suffering.
In a perfect world, you'd already be dead.
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Uh... excuse me? Mr. Nutjorb? He's sterile. He said so. So he HAS taken himself out of the gene pool.
What a wanker. Solid 0 on this one (due to the lack of curly toed goblins... I mean, come on... you couldn't toss a couple into Hell or sommat?)but bumping you a +2 because of Crazy McNutjob over there.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
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Yes, well, unfortunately, they're genes that won't be passed on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Not entirely true, Ive three squads on ice just waiting to be let loose, so it is quite possible for me to procreate. Ill just need a turkey baster is all.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
If we did things your way, we'd still be living in caves and wiping ourselves with leaves, just like your Hero...you know who I mean
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Batman? No, wait, Tarzan?
It's Tarzan, right?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
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Yes, well, unfortunately, they're genes that won't be passed on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Listen to me you acorn dicked shit lord. The lowness of your comment has removed any lingering pity I had for you.
But I'll tell you what - let's play a quick game shall we? I'll describe a scenario and you have to work out if it's possible or not.
If you take a sample of someone's DNA (let's say - for argument's sake - TTOM's) - and then - USING SCIENCE - combine it with appropriate DNA (i.e. as has been mooted with Mammoths and Elephants) - do you think it might be possible for reproduction to take place?
The answer is 'yes.'
Now the actual game. When you masturbate yourself raw, sitting there in your skidded up y fronts, with three hairbrushes up your anus - do you ever think of your mother? Bonus points if you snap your tiny micro penis.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:38:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, basically, what you're telling me is, the life you're living right this moment only exists because you have faith that it exists? How...Cartesian of you. I'm impressed!
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when did anyone say that? See, now youre just making stuff up...as usual
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There is no room for compassion in nature.
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I never said there was, nature is red in tooth and claw, but when did MEDICINE have anything to do with nature.
If we did things your way, we'd still be living in caves and wiping ourselves with leaves, just like your Hero...you know who I mean
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this, thoroughly I might add.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:38:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, basically, what you're telling me is, the life you're living right this moment only exists because you have faith that it exists? How...Cartesian of you. I'm impressed!
There is no room for compassion in nature.
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Complete and utter bilge.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
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Yes, well, unfortunately, they're genes that won't be passed on. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY! Lookie went crazy!
May Darwin bless and keep you Lookie, for all time ,yay verily, amen.
(See, science IS a religion)
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, basically, what you're telling me is, the life you're living right this moment only exists because you have faith that it exists? How...Cartesian of you. I'm impressed!
There is no room for compassion in nature.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:33:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, excuse me, I forgot you're already infertile...
So by that standard, you have no fucking point being here at all. All you're doing is consuming resources someone else could use who actually NEEDS them.
Put that in your colostomy bag.
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Go drink a colostomy bag you pathetic excuse for a human being. I'm ashamed to be the same species as you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it time.
..and yes, if you're an 'evolutionist' as you claim to be (and you say that like it's a fucking religion), you should be more than willing to give your substandard, flawed existence up to get your defective and susceptible genes out of the breeding pool before you pass them on to some poor child who will only live long enough to understand that his father doomed him to a life of increased risk of disease and suffering.
In a perfect world, you'd already be dead.
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I don't normally get involved in this kind of thing, but you're being incredibly ignorant. You say 'evolutionist' isn't a religion. It would be far more accurate to say that both are meta-narratives seeking to explain the universe.
Your comment is offensive and also illogical when put in a biological context. Evolution is about survival of the fittest. So TTOM's ability to overcome cancer makes him fitter than those who have not yet developed it. Don't you see? His continued existence is a tribute to his genetics.
You're not worth the time really. There's no point trying to debate with you, because you're clearly such a fanatic, such a zealot, such a doctrinist that there's no point. Once you close your mind and decide you've heard enough you're already dead.
If you bothered to spend the time you'll find I very rarely resort to insults. With that in mind:
Fuck off and die you worthless shit. You're no better than an ignorant drunk starting fights in a club.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it time.
..and yes, if you're an 'evolutionist' as you claim to be (and you say that like it's a fucking religion), you should be more than willing to give your substandard, flawed existence up to get your defective and susceptible genes out of the breeding pool before you pass them on to some poor child who will only live long enough to understand that his father doomed him to a life of increased risk of disease and suffering.
In a perfect world, you'd already be dead.
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So, by your standards we should just let sick people die?
Compassion being your watchword of course.
And Science itself could be compared to religion actually.
A lot of what we learn has to be taken on faith, the people involved wear clothes normal people dont and there are a lot of guys with beards.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, excuse me, I forgot you're already infertile...
So by that standard, you have no fucking point being here at all. All you're doing is consuming resources someone else could use who actually NEEDS them.
Put that in your colostomy bag.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it time.
..and yes, if you're an 'evolutionist' as you claim to be (and you say that like it's a fucking religion), you should be more than willing to give your substandard, flawed existence up to get your defective and susceptible genes out of the breeding pool before you pass them on to some poor child who will only live long enough to understand that his father doomed him to a life of increased risk of disease and suffering.
In a perfect world, you'd already be dead.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:19:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
I started liking men the first time I fucked your mother.
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I always thought there was something odd about Mum, it was the stubble that gave it away
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:17:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some evolutionist you are.
If it weren't for the miracles of modern medicine, Dr. Darwin would have had your happy ass already.
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So, because Im an evolutionist, I should just have rolled over and died? Yes, that makes a whole mess of sense!
So, by that measure, your own beliefs should have you running full pelt into the White House with a belt-bomb yelling "ALLAH ACKBAR!", but you havent done that yet, now have you?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you'd believe it I actually said "Crikey" today...
Auto inflating ego +2...
plus the "I can't say I'm really enjoying this one bit" just sweetens the deal.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:19:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
I started liking men the first time I fucked your mother.
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I've missed ETS. Then again I also miss Degreeless, Cigar, IHAKF, and KoolMang.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I started liking men the first time I fucked your mother.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, hey Son of Sam . . . that's not an 'associate.' That's your fucking dog. If you hear it speaking to you, telling you to do things, it's time to go see the doctor again.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some evolutionist you are.
If it weren't for the miracles of modern medicine, Dr. Darwin would have had your happy ass already.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like those Aussie hats with the corks on strings to keep the flies and starving African children out of one's face.
+2 for the Aussie hat with the corks on strings.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be going to hell, michigan tonight for a big party. I want tshirts.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not the apocolypse... That's the aftermath of Berty fitting a Nitrous to his wheelchair and attempting to "Evel Knievel" New Street Train Station.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me as you something...what the fuck is your deal??? Unlike you, I have no "deal"
Does near death really bring out the worst in people? Some people, sure, but I dont see how posting poorly thought out and put together paint 'art' makes me a bad person. Plus I was always an asshole, even before everything that happened.
Is it that you just want to live life in the details now? what the FUCK are you talking about?!
Is that where you think 'God' is? I dont believe in God, Im an Evolutionist
Does he 'speak' to you in the laughter of children and shit? Again, what the FUCK are you gibbering about?!
Do these posts really make you happy? They amuse me, yes
When you've come to die do you think you'll look back on these and claim some sort of immortality? Uh...no, unlike you, I am under no illusions that posting here will make any difference.
Now let me ask YOU some questions:
1.When did you realise you liked men
2.When did you become a nutbar
3.Did your mother breast feed you
4.Have you considered suicide as an option
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:50:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do NOT desecrate my day.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A quiet 'heh'
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plus, die and stuff already...
You're a fucking two bit poser out for sympathy.
Even though you don't necessarily ASK for it...
You still expect it.
Don't you...
Dick fuck...
I'd slice you from your balls to your scalp...
Actually, you know what...my 'associate' here just informed me that this is all too inappropriate. (trust me, I was about to say something really degrading). But jesus made me stop and shit.
Let me as you something...what the fuck is your deal??? Does near death really bring out the worst in people? Is it that you just want to live life in the details now? Is that where you think 'God' is? Does he 'speak' to you in the laughter of children and shit? Do these posts really make you happy? When you've come to die do you think you'll look back on these and claim some sort of immortality?
Dust in the wind.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to admit today is a proper day for his return to uber.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh for fucks sake, look ETS, just piss off will you?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:50:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do NOT desecrate my day.
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HE RETURNS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do NOT desecrate my day.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huzzah for "Neighbours", I did a post about it, I think it was my second post or some shit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename is awesome.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's "buisness"?
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It's a Scottish word meaning 'ignorant'.
I'm with Red on this one, but not so much as you'd notice.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure why, but the aussie with the five o'clock shadow did it for me
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's "buisness"?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not too sure about the random fleeing disembodied heads but you still have some change left over from your last post so it bumps it up to a plus 2.
Can I just take this moment, however, to point out that *** IT'S SCOURGE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY *** so if someone can keep an eye on him, just until today is over. If he starts growing horns or muttering under his breath about the blood of virgins, can you let me know?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I can't say I'm really enjoying this one bit"
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed more Mick Dundee.
Good though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Swing and a miss I'd say
Sorry
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-06 07:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Upside down australia!