Scourge's Little Big Adventure (2226 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-06-06 12:52:30 EDT
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 17:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-12 18:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you birthday post.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-06 17:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHHH YES!
A Sacrilicious camwhore!
How on God's green earth did I miss THAT the first time?!
Although I'm still distraught that you did not include ME, the CAPTAIN, in this pirate tale.
WEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-23 11:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:51:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
i can't jump on the bandwagon
this just isn't funny
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It's not a wagon, it's a boat. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
And this post is brilliant.
It makes me want to practice my stealthiness.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-23 11:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is better than buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup.
I'll come back to you often, little post, and give you a loving +2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-20 17:15:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-20 12:51:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-20 05:50:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Now - does anyone else need a warning about the right way to use Uber?
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This is pretty funny, seeing how this daft cunt doesn't understand the difference between Ubersite and AIM.
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When I want your opinion on anything - I'll ask. Until then - shut the fuck up.
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it's not a opinion, it's a fact - AIM is for chatting, Ubersite is for posting.
ah, clean bowled for six yet again, mate - not to worry lad, you'll figure it out one of these days...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-16 06:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm around all the time, you know how I love to whore myself about!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kindly turn up at some point and I will look at your work. And try not to smirk.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was shite at that bollocks back in the day, I got skills now son.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:18:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're such a gay. And also crap at PhotoChop.
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*recalls Hurty's work - frowns slightly - scowls - spits - shrugs shoulders - concentrates on happier things*
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i can't jump on the bandwagon
this just isn't funny
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-15 08:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're such a gay. And also crap at PhotoChop.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is genius.
Happy Unbirthday, scourge.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is rubbish
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89110#2018866
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ninjas vs. Pirates!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should be in best ever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-09 04:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now that I have 40k hits I am wise beyond my years. Women want me and men want to be me. It's all very exciting.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely it wasn't because of my ninjaly tittalating tale. Or the first Sacrilicous camwhore. Or your evil pageboy head floating above the ship of fools at the end. No no. None of that.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember red, you owe the 40k to the buzz caused by my sudden reappearance on your post.
And a couple of posts you made previously.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Red broke the 40K mark!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember, kids, don't be the "I" that turns HV into HIV.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 04:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER HV SIGHTING.
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He lurks - watching, waiting, preparing to strike
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANOTHER HV SIGHTING.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DON'T GO!!!
e-mail me.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem. *post goes back on most recently reviewed*
That is all.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEVAR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let it fucking die, for chrissakes...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS GREAT!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
HighVoltage sighting = +1,000,000,000,000,000
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finally read it all, funny stuff.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
"MUAHHAHAHAA!!! Your attempts to dispell me have failed!
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HOORAY!!
I miss you, spaz.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no way I can't plus 2 this, there's far too much effort gone into it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-07 05:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 02:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes. highvoltage.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y halo thar fophair
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
internet clique + poetry, the gayest combination since cock + male asshole
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"MUAHHAHAHAA!!! Your attempts to dispell me have failed! And my fantastic army of Britney Spears clones will rule for a thousand years!" Emperor HighVoltage screamed from the roof tops as he watched the mayhem below. Scourge, ghola, orgasmatron and scrilic....saci.r....fuck it I always just called her Licious, fought his mighty army of big breasted Britney Spears clones.
Ghola sliced and diced, scourge swung his pirate sword, orgasmatron had gotten a flamethrower somewhere, and Licious was making out with one of the Britney Spears. Her breasts pressed up against Britney's in an erotic scene of lesbian love. Their tongues....
....Erm....hold on....
Okay.
Anywho, after a time of fighting the four Uberusers were vanquished and captured. At the mercy of HighVoltage and his army.
"HA! Now what shall you do? Who will save you in your time of dire need?!!?!" Voltage yelled triumphantly from his place on the roof of his magnificant castle/Japanese fortress place. The four looked around at each other and realized their doom was at hand.
Then....
"Hey babe? I crashed the Benz into a tree. Can you buy me another?" Kevin Federline said as he walked into the story. All the Britney Spears began screaming realizing the idiocy of marrying such a douche bag. Soon they began exploding, silcon and bad pop lyrics flying everywhere.
"NOOOOO! I HAVE BEEN UNDONE!" Voltage yelled as he raced away.
"MARK MY WORDS! I WILL RETURN! I WILL HANG OVER YOUR HEADS TILL THE END OF DAYS! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!!" He yelled behind him. But the four uber users were pleased, they had vanquished the Voltage threat and brought peace back to Ubersite.
For now...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-06 22:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ass monger who brought me back from the dead.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 22:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Predictable Sphagnum reply = +2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Circle jerk = -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God ghola showed up for 8 seconds or everyone would have thought that you ALL were gay.
Uhhh, never mind. I still think that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And.....I'm off!!!!!!!
I love you guys so hard
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God, this was awesome...damn I miss Uber.
No worries Scourge...we're playing all summer.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too.
And by cake and booze, I mean sudafed and tea.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this.
I do.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'mma read this again first.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get to go home and have cake and booze soon.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:33:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola no longer speaks to me. I think she feels scorned that she only got cow pie whilst two others got udderfingers, cowpies and somethin else. there was a third item. they came as a deal, i swear ghola. They didn't have the deal when I bought yours.
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haha, i don't mind brdn. i don't actually know what udderfingers are. i will google them now.
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wifey, we're still trying to figure out waht to send you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epilogue:
I walked through streets of winter down Louisiana roads
My hat pulled down above my eyes, my coat turned 'gainst the cold
The rain had turned to sleet which turned to falling snow of white
Which blanketed the city and brought brilliance to the night
The countless miles traveled, scores of hundreds dead and gone
Had brought me to this place where I would get my vengeance on
The wooden sign read "Captain Soapy's" and I entered through the door
And hobbled my way to the bar across the dirty floor
The barman gave me lip to which I answered with a shot
The pistol smoking in my hand, its barrel live and hot
One fool tried then to stop me but my parrot plucked his eyes
He fell upon the floor a bloody mess and gave a cry
A screaming crowd surrounded me, they all made for the street
And with my ears from up above I heard the sound of feet
Not one-two, one-two, no, these had a different sort of sound
One fell with normal weight the other clunked upon the ground
"Hey girl" I said and drew a drink from out my sterling flask
As down the stairs there walked my dear departed bonnie lass
She tilted when she looked at me, her face a guarded vault
I drew my blade and stared at her, "You know this is your fault"
The knife flicked out my fingers and it flew across the room
It had such speed that when it hit it caused her dress to bloom
It sank six inches in, but when it hit it no blood was shed
For it was buried in not flesh, but hickory instead
She started crying and she begged for mercy as I crossed
The floor and reached right up her dress and tore the fake leg off
"We're even now," I said and kissed her once for merry measure
"But someday soon I'll send a map, so you can find your treasure"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever you want, scourgey. It'll be nice to get mail that isn't bills.
mmm..pirate frosting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More +2 for that verse.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The captain stood in boots and cap, no clothing on his frame
His scarlet ninja looked at him and undressed just the same
They stowed away for hours down in scourge's private quarters
And there he filled her cracks all up with manly, pirate mortar
The morning came, the sails were run and all hands were on deck
The crew and pris'ners walked the wood and kept the ship in check,
They heard a moan, "The cap's in trouble!" said the first mate Jake
"Oh no," said ghola, "stay your sword, he just frosted the cake."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:34:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:05:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not carbon.
the end.
you're about 18.5% carbon actually.
haha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll make them soon. Gotta pay out bills first, so mayeb midmonth...?
You get all the cookies you want.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, ghola got pie, too, so she wins.
SCOURGE I'M READY FOR MY COOKIES.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure do love ghola.
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:05:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not carbon.
the end.
you're about 18.5% carbon actually.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola no longer speaks to me. I think she feels scorned that she only got cow pie whilst two others got udderfingers, cowpies and somethin else. there was a third item. they came as a deal, i swear ghola. They didn't have the deal when I bought yours.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope. Almost has 39K now, but that's it.
But damned if he hasn't written more reviews than me. Must be all that football talk.
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Berty has written more reviews than me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope. Almost has 39K now, but that's it.
But damned if he hasn't written more reviews than me. Must be all that football talk.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have two heated posts that I directly contributed to, but did not post.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this post.
red hasn't broken 40K? I thought the Leeds deal that was on heated for a month would have helped out there...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could have broken 200K hits with this, but instead I'm letting you break 40K. Don't ever say I didn't give you a birthday present, redskies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little G.
Now that's cute.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am not carbon.
the end.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she did not get udderfingers. she only got cowpie
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who is carbon?
who is carbon?
Money's on little g.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there are only two people who got udderfingers from me. Carbon, quien es?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or cow pie.
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry because a novel is no Udder Fingers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry why?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry about the novel I just sent you scourge.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those pirates are hot.
Submitted by cha-chi (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have always loved that black guy.
He will make a fine pirate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:15:07 EDT (#)
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Fuckbeans..."a doubloon" not "doubloon."
Serves me right for writing this straight through without proofreading.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Conclave much, Kaos?
This post is the epitome of gloriousness.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Christ on a pogo stick...
Submitted by Massey (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously guys, I think it is really lame for you to set me up like this and now to just leave me hanging.
That's fucked up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the words were too hard to read, fortunately, the pics were gold
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIAR! INFIDELL! BASTARD!
bamf's "supposed" chat history is obviously a fake, the time stamps have all been altered. why would you blaspheme and sully this incredible work of art?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fabricated.
But I WOULD call you a girly man in real life
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was not my doing
2006.06.06 at 02:49 PM - brdnnkd(n) : bamf why don't you go -2 scourge's tribute post
2006.06.06 at 02:50 PM - matt(n) : yeah man do it
2006.06.06 at 02:54 PM - Aries(n) : come on guys that's not cool
2006.06.06 at 02:54 PM - brdnnkd(n) : come on pussy, I dare you
2006.06.06 at 02:55 PM - matt(n) : yeah, double dog dare...girly man
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is all that is good and pure.
The ratings from bamf are simple proof that he is evil and therefore not the true father of that nice little girl.
I'm sorry to break it to you here man. I love you long time anyway.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If brevity is the soul of wit, is levity the soul of shit(posting alters)?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how can you not like purple ninja nipples?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the same post with alters is lame.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
come on guys, I don't know why you are making me do this
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you love me bamf.
Just give it a +2 like you know you want to.
It'll feel good...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DARED NOTHING YOU FUCKING LIAR.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeh? I double dog dare you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is funny but I have to -2 it because scourge and brd_nkd dared me to.
and in the end, once y'all finish heating this up with 200+ reviews, it really won't matter.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn..you ARE staring directly at my tits.
Hot.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too true. "oooh, look at those" as married guy I'd think Scourgie would be less obvious about it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And what cans they are...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, that's my 'my boss is a bitch' face.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge is totally checking out Sacrilicious's cans in that last shot. Good work, redskies.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that your O face matt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the name of the boat.
You guys are awesome.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i do miss highvoltage
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn Tiger stole my leg. I WILL get it back - mark me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how High Voltage is hanging over us. I'm going to email him with this, but he won't rate it anyway...
That is the most awesome crew in the world.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray!
OMG blooper reel:
the ninja scaling down has my eyes. But when she removes her mask, she's ghola.
Also, scourge sitting in the yard with his sneakers and hookhand cracks my shit up.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will +2 this all day long.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was in a shitty meeting, surrounded by horrid lizard people, and this was what greeted me upon my emerging.
All the hate that had piled up was instantly washed away.
You guys are all my heroes!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCKING JAYSIS!!!
I heart you guys SO bad.
This kicked my ass in a million different directions.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arrr, me matey scourge be havin' a birthday. Any who do not wish him well, be walkin' the plank.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-06 14:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have way too much time on your hands and apparently not enough lotion on them
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:27:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
silly silly people.
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And where have YOU been, indie?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So it's like what, a fivesome? 2 chicks and 3 dudes though, right? So who's balls are touching at this point because I've seen how this works in porn?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta +2 it for the effort but....C'MON! I'M A CAPTAIN! WHAR BE ME IN THIS TALE OF THE SEA?!?
WEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yarrr.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 circle jerk!
Happy bday SOTS
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola has blue nipples.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
silly silly people.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jonny, should have made an apperance in here somewhere.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:12:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
it was sacrilicious's idea.
no man turns wifey down.
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thanks, ghola. I felt guilty about my lack of artistic contribution. You always say you like my "ideas".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's actually from 2 guys and 2 girls. That's clearly outlined herein.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:10:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this is fucking gay.
Plus, this is from one guy to another.
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it was sacrilicious's idea.
no man turns wifey down.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Technically it's from two girls to a guy, with two other guys doing the writing and picture design. And posting, come to think...
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this is fucking gay.
Plus, this is from one guy to another.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday scourge
RAR and such.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha great.... quiet at work today, huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he already has.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOURGEY!
This was truly a collaborative effort if I ever saw one unfold, live, in real time.
I'm your cake. Hope you like a lot of sugary glaze.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're going to suck his dick for the encore, aren't you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Note: the story was put together after the images, so if some of it seems loose and unrelated...well, that's because it kind of was.
Happy b-day, s-dog.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah this required too much effort not to +2. Plus the tick.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*stifles urge to point out that fable would have been a better rhyme for table*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking classic!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read the whole thing, but auto +2 for the Tick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're trying way too hard. You DO realize that scourge is a dude, right?
Have a 0 and be happy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-06 12:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glaaah me hearties