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Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.2 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BobLobla (View user info) at 2006-06-06 15:11:53 EDT


This post is about music and only music. If you don't like metal or don't give a flying fuck what I think about music just give me my -2 and go back to camping one of the posts you have been on all day. If you like music or want to hear what I think about an album that is one of the best I have heard in years then read on and enjoy.

There is a style of music that I like to call 'Melodic Metal'. I have heard it called 'Extreme Power Metal' as well.

What's 'Melodic Metal' Bob? You might find yourself asking, or maybe not, to be honest it doesn't affect me in the slightest. But I digress.

'Melodic Metal' is metal that is played by a fucking gifted group of musicians who are usually found in groups of 6 or 7, larger than your usual 3 or 4 piece bands. These groups often have long hair and there will be a keyboardist somewhere in their midst. They have all been listening to metal since they were little but often have a lot of classical music theory in their history.

Now, don't get me wrong, there are a lot of gifted musicians who play metal and I LOVE heavy music, but this is different. It is a lot more melodic, there are a ton of harmonies in the vocals and with the keyboard in the background it just has a more round and full sound than most of your metal.

They usually have songs that range in length from 5 mins and up. The shortest song on the CD will be an EPIC ballad that is filled with ripping guitar solos, crazy vocal harmonies and some good wholesome fun. The other songs will be in you face and you feel rejuvenated after listening to it.

I recently discovered a band that has gotten me fucking pumped up. They are called 'Dragonforce' and they FUCKING RIP. Listen to their album in the morning on my way to work has become a healthy alternative to coffee.

It is unbelievable; I don't think that I have been as excited for an album since 'Lateralus' came out. There are only 8 songs on the disc but it is over an hour long. Words cannot describe how much I enjoy this album. It is called 'Sonic Firestorm' and you can tell that these guys are pretty hardcore from just reading the lyrics. They are all about epic journeys and battles for the universe. The singer has and AWESOME range and every one of the 6 band members sing backup vocals. There is a minimum of 2 KILLER guitar solos in each song and they are all awesome.

They have a few songs you can listen to even if you just go to their website. The songs start playing right away and you will be hooked.

http://dragonforce.com/main.html

Their new album comes out on the 20th in Canada and the U.S. and I would urge you to pick it up if this is the kind of music you like, you will not be disappointed.

If you like this kind of music and want another band to listen to try 'Dream Theatre'.

Well, that is all from me.

-BobLobla

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy shit, dude, I just looked at their lyrics and I have to say they sound like six Lord of the Rings-obsessed D&D auto-fellators. Maybe their music is good, but their lyrics are ludicrous to the point of self-parody.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 DragonForce

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And also if you're looking for musical greatness find a different band- dragonforce use the same old tired riffs, progressions and wankery as their predecessors; however its sped up. Even their decent material has a bunch of stolen melodies (from various artists and video game music).

Listen to other progressive or power metal bands if you're looking for something musically complex and intricate. Try Steve Vai, Satriani, Mattias Eklundh (Band: Freak Kitchen) and Chris Broderick (Jag Panzer, Nevermore) for shred starters. Necrophagist is also a very talented band.

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They arent that great.

First two albums - decent. Newest album? Suckfest.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-26 18:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:44:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit, you're serious.

This is the worst fucking band in the world. Absolutely awful. Kill yourself.
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Hey man, look at it this way wiggles, it could always be worse, i mean, i could be you...

I like this shit, the lyrics crack me up and they are talented musicians. I can see how some people dont like it that is fine.

I will take your -2 in stride and be happy with my music.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-26 17:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy shit, you're serious.

This is the worst fucking band in the world. Absolutely awful. Kill yourself.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Went of dream theatre after they went Christian rock.

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nope.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


mQQ



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OLAF, METAL

That's his fuckin metal face

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 18:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

to be fair I disagree completely with my brother. I'm of the opinion that guitar solos are a sign of a crappy song where everyone ran out of ideas.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:33:58 (#)
Ranking: -1

You must have noticed the -1, eh?
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I think thats my first, hey it only took a year and a half.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You must have noticed the -1, eh?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:16:42 (#)
Ranking: -1

The name of the band alone is shit...God can only imagine what this shit band sounds like.
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You're in a good mood today, for a change...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The name of the band alone is shit...God can only imagine what this shit band sounds like.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:07:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

yes I play guitar and I'd rather listen to George Harrison or Frank Zappa play 3 notes that actually mean something than some arrogant twat spew pseudo-classical scales for 4 minutes per song
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Thats fair, I can understand where you are coming from but I have alot of classical theory from when I was younger and a band geek so I appreciate stuff like this.

I nearly shit my self laughing when I read their lyrics.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 17:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes I play guitar and I'd rather listen to George Harrison or Frank Zappa play 3 notes that actually mean something than some arrogant twat spew pseudo-classical scales for 4 minutes per song

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've heard Dragon Force, they strck me as impressive but crap, like a 1000 foot tall statue of...dammit who'lll wrok for aussies and americs and UK. Eminem.

100 foot tall statue of eminem, bloody impressive, but I don't want to see it more than once.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

fair enough.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont listen to dream theater, they just formed locally...so i have to support a local band.

(and please dont compare this to Tool. please)
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Ahh, I see.

This band has nothing on Tool, I was just comparing my enjoyment of listening to when I first sat down with Lateralus.

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

from reading what you wrote i thought i was gonna be impressed but this sounds like a washed up eighties band thrown in a dryer with a nintendo.


but on a more positive note, i'm glad you actually pay attention to your music and don't just eat what you're spoon fed.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont listen to dream theater, they just formed locally...so i have to support a local band.

(and please dont compare this to Tool. please)

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fair enough, to each his own I guess...

Do you play Death_Metal_Dude?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what's cheesy about overbearing keyboard solos, endless guitar wankery, pretentious falsetto, and dragon fantasy battle worship?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:30:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because i just listen to this garbage.

no.
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I dont get how you can say you like Dream Theater and hate this. There is not that much difference in the music other than the Keyboardist for DreamTheater is WAY WAY WAY better than this guy...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:20:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe anyone actually buys this shit, it's nothing but cheesy wankery played by dungeons and dragons nerds

and the genre is called 'power metal'
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I can understand the D&D but what is so cheesy about the music??

Whatever, not everyone is going to like it I guess, should have known better, music posts rarely do that well.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 because i just listen to this garbage.

no.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really thought this was a parody band or something the first time I heard them. I can't believe there are actually people that sit through through whole albums and actually enjoy it.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because I gotta support the local boys of Dream Theater.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHA

My friend showed me these guys a couple months ago and we were laughing our asses off listening to this garbage.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I am the only bob here and I do not endorse this band.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe anyone actually buys this shit, it's nothing but cheesy wankery played by dungeons and dragons nerds

and the genre is called 'power metal'

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 16:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"My brother Steve loves them. "There is only one word to describe DragonForce: Epic" and "You don't listen to DragonForce, you experience DragonForce" are two of his quotes that stick out in my mind."
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Epic is the PERFECT word to describe them.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My brother Steve loves them. "There is only one word to describe DragonForce: Epic" and "You don't listen to DragonForce, you experience DragonForce" are two of his quotes that stick out in my mind.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:21:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

*looks at watch* is it 1989 again already?
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Okay, you can go back to listening to your Nickleback CD if you want now.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jonny, they are like Maiden or Priest on speed with a keyboard...

ALOT faster than whitesnake or poison

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*looks at watch* is it 1989 again already?

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Anything that refers to itself as 'extreme', isn't.

The style of music you're referring to used to be called "Power Ballads". There's whole collections on K-Tel. Dragonforce just has better amps than Warrant did.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So they're like what, Poison? Whitesnake? Ratt?


Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
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