bob dylan (381 hits)
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Rating: 0.55 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LSD 420 <lsd4444.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-06 22:32:25 EDT
I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!
You thought there was gonna be a picture, didn't you, bitchass. There aint. So hold onto your clit-teeth and dig this:
So the other day, I was in Tibet just beating the shit out of buddhists and pandas because they refused to accept my invitations to an asskicking party held at yo face. I'll bring my own fist.
So I was armwrestling the SHIT out of this fucking pussy panda, when all of a sudden, these PETA guys come out of the forest and they're all "don't hurt that panda! Pandas are people too, you know!" so I was like "DIPSHIT CUNTRAG BLOODY FART BUBBLE EGGNOG FAGGOT" and I killed him with my rancid toona fish sammich bref. Den he starts bein a bitch so I left the country and went to hawaii.
So I'm in hawaii beating the shit out of this volcano and all these local muthafuckas is cheering me on because they thought I was like god or something, but then I let one loose all up in yo mama's face. Her juicy jowels was blowin in the artificial wind until they melted off. I had a bean-egg-dogshit lunch that day.
YUM!
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:14:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Your first positively rated Bob dylan post.
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WE NEED A FEAST!!!
Because I have the munchies real bad right now, man. Anybody on here got a sandwich?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Your first positively rated Bob dylan post.
Submitted by moocowz3 (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahah yeh... the pic
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pandas DESERVE a hiding
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-07 04:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:44:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for volcanic aggression
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+2 also for the selfish use of Dylans name.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for volcanic aggression
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't teh funny but your LSD. Your fucked in the head.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nobody missed you, fucksock.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You still aren't the bosh man.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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