Erase and Rewrite: a place called Gildersleeve. (374 hits)
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Submitted by ampersand (View user info) at 2006-06-06 23:34:29 EDT
After an untold number of minutes of drug addled beer pong, me and Eric went to France in 1942 to try the impossible. We busted out of a garden shed in the middle of Nirvana. And when they asked me why, I had pictures to prove it. If I had properly accounted for all variables, I had a 99.8793456% chance of killing each high school student getting quizzed on "The Iliad" right now, but Mr. Walker, our long time teacher, was doing his best impression of a hummingbird's wings so I had a little trouble caring.
We walked out the back door in a comfortable silence and hopped the fence to a place called Gildersleeve for alcohol and a full-on bonfire on the hill behind Kyle's house. I tried at least a dozen times to get Eric to put his legs and hips into his skull fucking. He cried his pretty green eyes out for near to a half hour so I Bruce Lee kicked him in the balls a thousand times in rapid fire fashion.
Then I went downstairs looking like a regular kid and came up 120 minutes later to get sweaty and roll around naked on top of her. Unnecessary articles of clothing were discarded quickly. Eventually I got my own magical, fire-breathing ex-girlfriend to fuck. She tried to scream but managed only to wheeze grotesquely. I'd like to tell you it ended badly, with some great bloody finale, but some banging parties go down in a place called Gildersleeve.
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Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:42:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-13 01:01:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:51:02 EDT (#)
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I'd hit ALL that...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked this.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The guys all lost there penises.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cackle
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-06 23:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This made my head hurt but it was kinda funny.