Pictures of TTOM and his Massive Weapon (1153 hits)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-06-07 06:56:20 EDT
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:07:05 EDT (#)
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the truth hurts Jamie...sorry, that was to familiar of me.
The truth hurts fat head...waayyyy better
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:24:26 EDT (#)
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Hilarious.
Except for the head comments, they were just mean.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:11:39 EDT (#)
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Bournemouth! The WORST town on the South Coast.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:53:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:47:32 (#)
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Im their King so I can create an army of the disspossesed and uncool and force them to use their feeble skills to take over the world.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:52:10 EDT (#)
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No Sale.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:47:32 EDT (#)
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Great, so now Im King of the Dipshits AND King of the Losers. Some Kiingdom Im gonna have, everyone is either a drooling moron or a badly dressed role-play geek who pisses himself everytime a woman even glances at him.
Not that I do...but then, I am their King...uh...wait, gimme a minute...wait, wait I go it! Im their King so I can create an army of the disspossesed and uncool and force them to use their feeble skills to take over the world.
I dont think anyones buying it...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:41:02 EDT (#)
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King of the Losers.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:25:31 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:17:58 (#)
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Congratulations, you are now the second best British poster on this site!
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Where is this list?
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and how come Im only second?! Second is just the first loser.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:17:58 (#)
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Congratulations, you are now the second best British poster on this site!
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Where is this list?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:29:52 (#)
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Me and Mat have been trying to identify the pier and tanks- where did you go?
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Bournmouth
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:15:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:33:07 (#)
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My Uncle used to be a Submariner. I used to make Namor jokes but he never got them.
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Your stock just went up a few points in my book.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:29:52 EDT (#)
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Me and Mat have been trying to identify the pier and tanks- where did you go?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:17:58 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, you are now the second best British poster on this site!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:01:53 EDT (#)
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Tanks are cool!! Good pics!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:43:59 EDT (#)
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My mission has been achieved, all squads move in to take pictures of AF's sodden underwear
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:32:12 EDT (#)
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JEBUS CHRIST! Give warning next time you have tanks in your posts. Tanks make me shit my pants!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:25:36 EDT (#)
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Of course. T-bird was called T-bird because he had a T-bird.
Well then what was the black guys name? You know, the one with the leather vest and dredlocks. Before he kills him with his own knives, Brandon Lee jumps in a trash can and starts laughing like a mad man so he calls him a crackhead. You know who I'm talking about right?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:05:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:51:36 (#)
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Ok, I've got a few things to say.
-Auto +2 Tanks and Turtles.
-That beach is very depressing. (well, it IS a british beach, our entire coastline is depressing)
-You should've stolen a tank and gone on a rampage like the dude in San Diego a few years back.( i did, its just no one found out or cared)
-You look short. (well, ish...Im no giant)
-Wasn't T-bird the black dude with the knives? Your dad doesn't look black. (TBird was the one with the car, think "fire it up! fire it Up!" and "You aint you! We killed you, we put you through the window!")
-Your dog is cute. (Isnt he just)
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:51:36 EDT (#)
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Ok, I've got a few things to say.
-Auto +2 Tanks and Turtles.
-That beach is very depressing.
-You should've stolen a tank and gone on a rampage like the dude in San Diego a few years back.
-You look short.
-Wasn't T-bird the black dude with the knives? Your dad doesn't look black.
-Your dog is cute.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:28:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:56:38 (#)
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Needs more penos
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just came to restare at the tanks. i'm gonna go drool at indo's post next.
i agree with teh above statement.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:18:24 EDT (#)
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coo indeed
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:04:55 EDT (#)
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tanks are coo
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:43:46 EDT (#)
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Tanks
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:56:38 EDT (#)
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Needs more penos
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:04:30 (#)
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When I was a kid in Germany I was fucking around behind a skating rink, kicked at a clod of dirt, and found an actual Iron Cross. No shit.
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Are you sure it wasn't a standard issue 1914-1918 war medal? To somebody who didn't know what it was, it would seem like an iron cross. Was this it: http://www.quanonline.com/catalog/menu_medals/pics_to_process/medal%20018.jpg
Because those are fucking everywhere. You can buy ten for 5 euros if you're lucky at a yard sale.
An Iron Cross is such a high honor that I really doubt it would so carelessly thrown out.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:47:37 EDT (#)
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Maybe I should get cancer so I can do all the fun things that you do.
*Not meant in a "Vengeance" sort of way*
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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Sweet...
Dover? That beach/pier looks very familiar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:35:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:33:07 (#)
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My Uncle used to be a Submariner. I used to make Namor jokes but he never got them.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:28:05 (#)
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My dad and I once went to visit an aircraft carrier down in the Gulf that was used in WWII... USS Lexington... long story short, we walked through a door that we thought was open to the public and ended up nearly getting lost in the old living quarters for about 20 minutes before someone realised they'd left the door open and came to make us leave. I gotta say... Life on a battleship is CRAMPED. Even as short as I am, I was bending over to go through doors. Dad's 6'3, and he was practically bending at the waist. I can't even begin to imagine being stuck in there. Ooh, or worse... a submarine...
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since going through ye olde divorce, i'm now glad my ex is 6'6 and whacked his head on several bulkheads and random pipes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:28:46 EDT (#)
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HOSTILITY TAINT
Why, oh why
Do your nether regions
Have fucking teeth?
How am I going to explain these bite marks
To my boorish Scandinavian wife?
Thanks for nothing, Margaret
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:09:25 EDT (#)
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Things could happen to your tanks, now colonel. Things burn.
-Are you threatening me?
No colonel, what my brother means is we can protect you.
-Stop it, this sketch is getting way too silly.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:45:59 EDT (#)
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All you really need to say is that this post STARTS with piranahs (or however the fuck you spell it).
The missiles, tanks, hitler youth knives and holey armor plating are just the snowball effect of awesome that stated with the man-eating fish.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:43:12 EDT (#)
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Less appropriate were my Commando Comics underwear emblazoned with the words 'nip, Fritz, Kraut and slit-eye'
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:39:23 EDT (#)
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Are you wearing camo pants?
how appropriate!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:39:18 EDT (#)
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I'm attempting to fill in for Jake in the Witty Banter area, but seem to be falling short. I supose I could sing... do a little dance?
Submitted by moocowz3 (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:39:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:33:07 EDT (#)
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My Uncle used to be a Submariner. I used to make Namor jokes but he never got them.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:28:05 EDT (#)
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My dad and I once went to visit an aircraft carrier down in the Gulf that was used in WWII... USS Lexington... long story short, we walked through a door that we thought was open to the public and ended up nearly getting lost in the old living quarters for about 20 minutes before someone realised they'd left the door open and came to make us leave. I gotta say... Life on a battleship is CRAMPED. Even as short as I am, I was bending over to go through doors. Dad's 6'3, and he was practically bending at the waist. I can't even begin to imagine being stuck in there. Ooh, or worse... a submarine...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:21:26 EDT (#)
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Caul, you fucking crack me up
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:04:30 (#)
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When I was a kid in Germany I was fucking around behind a skating rink, kicked at a clod of dirt, and found an actual Iron Cross. No shit.
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but i thought when you were a kid the war was still going on?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:15:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:03:14 (#)
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Enjoyable commentary as always.
I grew up surrounded by that shit on military bases...
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And now you're surrounded with cats.
Your subconscious is rejecting your father, which is a symptom of latent homosexuality.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:07:57 EDT (#)
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good show
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:05:05 EDT (#)
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artillery makes me tingly.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:04:30 EDT (#)
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When I was a kid in Germany I was fucking around behind a skating rink, kicked at a clod of dirt, and found an actual Iron Cross. No shit.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:03:14 EDT (#)
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Enjoyable commentary as always.
I grew up surrounded by that shit on military bases...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:58:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:27:37 (#)
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By quaint you of course mean its a backwater with no redeeming features
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...Yes. I couldnt find a Woolworths, WH Smiths or Dixons, therefore it is not a proper English town
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:45:43 EDT (#)
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I really had to resist running around yelling "NEEEEEEEEOOOWWWW VRRROOOOM DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA TAKE THAT FRITZ!" since there were a number of Veterens walking aboot the place
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:27:40 EDT (#)
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YEEAARRRGGGHHHHHH BLOWSTUFFUP!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:05:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:35:21 (#)
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Tanks for the post.
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Berty you crack me up you really do.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-06-07 09:04:15 EDT (#)
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Looks like fun. I visited an Israeli airfield once and was amazed to find that after I had the pictures developed, I had taken over five pictures of planes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:09:38 (#)
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I thought the canadians were the ones who let the rawanda genocide happen.
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The blame for this genocide usually falls in the lap of Western major powers, especially France and the U.S., who stood there and did nothing. The finger is often pointed at Clinton who himself openly expressed regret.
At least, Roméo Dallaire, the Canadian general who led the tiny contingent of peacekeepers, is credited for saving about 20,000 tutsis and slowing the peacekeepers withdrawal (voted by the Security Council) by sabotaging UN equipment.
Dallaire is considered a hero everywhere, even in the U.S. where he awarded the legion of merit.
The fact that you think Canada is responsible for the Rwanda genocide is another display of American collective stupidity.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:37:50 EDT (#)
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hey man thasts probably scruggs narc'n on your picture up there
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:35:21 EDT (#)
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Tanks for the post.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:34:56 EDT (#)
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good stuff
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:29:34 EDT (#)
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Couldn't you have least photoshopped Shlongy's head in there driving the tank? After all I've done for your Uber career?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:27:37 EDT (#)
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By quaint you of course mean its a backwater with no redeeming features
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:21:33 EDT (#)
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Auto Russian +2
I've been to Purbeck, it's most..quaint
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:09:38 (#)
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I thought the canadians were the ones who let the rawanda genocide happen.
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You are confusing Canadians with God and rwanda genocide with holocaust.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:19:31 EDT (#)
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those missiles are cartoonish and phallic
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:17:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:09:38 EDT (#)
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I thought the canadians were the ones who let the rawanda genocide happen.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-07 08:08:11 EDT (#)
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I sat in a tank once when I was in cadets. It was strange, we got a bollocking if we dropped a piece of chewing gum, because that was littering.
However a seven ton tank literally tearing up the mud behind it, turning a hill into a valley is fine. All part of nature.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:37:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:04:34 (#)
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those tanks with the tiger and the trigger happy are teh badass
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:37:23 EDT (#)
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Tanks, turtles and tigers. This post has the lot.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:35:27 EDT (#)
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Brilliant. I love tanks. Tanks rock.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:34:56 EDT (#)
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Entertaining. It's like a picturebook from when I was a kid. But with more OMG's
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:33:51 EDT (#)
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Of course Canadians made tanks, you fart. We did the brunt of ALL the work in WWII while you brits and yankee doodles were just sitting around and drinking tea and playing grabass, respectively. The ruskies helped out a bit, but not that much. We still resented them for the defeat of our hockey team in the olympics, you see. But after the war, when the rest of you started taking credit for shit you didn't do (e.g. Battle of Britain, HA!) we all just behaved like the polite little canucks that we are and let you have the glory.
Farts.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:21:58 EDT (#)
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you should, you should. Ive been places, Ive seen things...mostly animals and tanks Ill admit, but I saw them anyway, then I took pictures and made a badly thought out post in mspaint about it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:19:25 EDT (#)
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I dont often look at your posts, but I think I'm going to start.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:11:04 EDT (#)
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Your spoiler ruined the whole damn thing for me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-07 07:04:34 EDT (#)
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those tanks with the tiger and the trigger happy are teh badass