Economists are DOUCHEBAGS! (481 hits)
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Submitted by Gazareth Ellington (View user info) at 2006-06-07 11:06:05 EDT
Economists are douchebags. All they do is count profit and loss. They sit infront of a big screen, with a blue/red line on it which goes up and down up and down...you get the idea. If I owned a massive company which was going into loss, I would either sell it or fix it. I would not pay an economist to sit there and tell me if it is good or bad - I can see that myself by looking at the fucking chart!
Synopsis of an economists life:
- Birth
- School (no friends or hobbies)
- Exams (A* Mathematics)
- University (Economics Degree)
- Job (Economist)
- Death.
As you can see, it is quite a boring life.
Here is an economist's idea of funny:
"Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things"
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Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
NOTE: This is actually a blonde joke, but they replaced the word 'blonde' with 'economist'. Lame.
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"An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy."
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Q. What do economists and computers have in common?
A. You need to punch information into both of them.
NOTE: That has been the funniest so far. Still was not 'laugh out loud' funny.
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Alright, no more economist 'jokes'. They are killing me. My sides are aching...with boredom.
Now for the good news:
Economists die daily! (NOTE: Economists do not die more than once)
Some of the recent 'losses':
Lloyd Bentsen, Texas Democrat and treasury secretary, died on May 23rd, aged 85.
Stanley Kunitz, American poet, died on May 14th, aged 100.
Alexander Zinoviev, an eternal dissident, died on May 10th, aged 83.
Jane Jacobs, anatomiser of cities, died on April 24th, aged 89.
MY CONCLUSION: Economists are DOUCHEBAGS!
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:34:04 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:32:44 EDT (#)
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You're not real.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-07 19:38:24 EDT (#)
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You suck more balls than a Vietnamese hooker.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:04:07 EDT (#)
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One of the best new users in a while, but I just don't have the heart to keep you off of Worst Ever.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:11:10 EDT (#)
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I can't be the ONLY one who jacked to this...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:58:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:56:18 EDT (#)
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Since you're trying so hard to post crap, I'll deny you the honor of worst ever. If you do this every day, what will you have left to post on Thursday?
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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Faggot bitch face.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:33:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:11:27 EDT (#)
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-2die
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:42:41 EDT (#)
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In the long run, we're all dead
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:50:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:49:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:44:50 EDT (#)
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Dag juice.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:36:12 EDT (#)
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COOL MAN
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:33:35 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha so are you!
therefore, YOU ARE AN ECONOMOSIT!
KILL THE ECONOMIST!!!!!!!
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:33:09 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot for making claims without doing any research.
Economists are not concerned with profits and losses. Thats accountants.
You should take Economics 101. Its an easy to understand course with low workloads. Hopefully you'll get an entertaining instructor. Just pay attention to the lectures and and in 4 months you will realize how MASSIVELY important economics and economists are.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:30:38 EDT (#)
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You sir, are like a hot pepper seed in my pee hole. Now piss off!
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:20:13 EDT (#)
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I'm not going.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:17:58 EDT (#)
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What the Fuck is this Shit!
Go away.
Go directly away.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:17:32 EDT (#)
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That's some fucked up shit that I didn't read.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:16:23 EDT (#)
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stop just stop before you force one of us to kill
again
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:12:23 EDT (#)
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Yes, why wouldnt I?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:07:39 EDT (#)
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you actually believe what you wrote here? GOD YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
i didnt read this...