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APW: On the face of the waters (637 hits)

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Labels: APW

Rating: 1.63 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-06-07 11:17:53 EDT



She whispers nothing to the waves
Foam born breath drawn
A fire inside her starts
The water bends as if a slave
And helplessly plays the pawn
As will all hearts
As will all mortal hearts


Cabanel - La Naissance de Venus.JPG (66 kB)

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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1103...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 22:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 I may have no speakers but at least I'm back online

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 22:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"'scuse me while I kiss this guy..."

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-07 22:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Face on the waters, a sploogie in yer eye..."


Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-06-07 22:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:47:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFU
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's never good.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Castrating my anus?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

*sigh* I want to post pictures of one of my own pieces today, but I don't have the guts. Departure from the norm and whatnot.
----
go for it

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i liked this...

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O, in my book that story is titled, "The Castration of Uranus." It is sad that I find that amusing.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFHighSchool

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY NSFW
---------------------
poor kid, he's probably going to have to talk to the guidence councilor(sp) now.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFU

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Art is NSFW now?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY NSFW

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*sigh* I want to post pictures of one of my own pieces today, but I don't have the guts. Departure from the norm and whatnot.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 12:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how is her hair dry?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You weren't lying.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Aphrodite was born of the sea foam near Paphos, Cyprus after Cronus cut off Uranus' genitals and Cronus threw the genitals into the sea."

Ouch. Poor Uranus. No wonder he was in a bad mood all the time.
And no wonder he carried that trident of his. Overcompensating much?



It came down to this one of Cabanel's, or one by William-Adolphe Bouguereau:
http://www.paleothea.com/Pictures/BirthVenusBouguereau.jpg

Cabanel wins because of the hips and hair. And probably because you expect to see her standing, instead of reclined.

Here's another good piece by Bouguereau. And yes, there are titties involved:
http://www.poster.net/bouguereau-william-adolphe/bouguereau-william-adolphe-laurore-4800160.jpg

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have to agree with Coleslaw. You can almost see the couch that the model was laying on.

Even so, it works.

I mean, I like it. Not just in a "hey that's a pretty picture" kind of way. It almost, ya know, "speaks" to me.

NO idea what it says though.

Sounds vaguely like "nice tits."

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

APW = auto +2


This was right good, sonny.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Art is goooood.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her boobs aren't nearly big enough to be floating like that.

Aside from that, I don't like how crowded the "angels" are, I don't like how she looks superimposed onto the water, rather than to truly be floating or coming out of it. I think that's why I don't like how her hair looks either.

Good poem though, as always.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2.3

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

I love APW.

That angel looks like he's getting drunk.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, shorten the goddamn poem already, fucking cocksucker.


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