A Peckham students perspective on Old peoples needs (413 hits)
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Submitted by Swedish_pump (View user info) at 2006-06-07 13:15:46 EDT
Anyway, I teach at a slowly failing college, Sarf of the river. I teach health and social care, to 16 year olds, well mainly there are a few old fucks in the glass, doing the course to make sure the Jobcentre doesn't sanction their fucking Income support.
The mumblings of a group of over jewelled teens occupies way too much of my time, I spend huge chunks of the day locked in translation debates with students. Which was centred around a planned visit to an old peoples home in Peckham.
A sample exchange from today's lesson.
Student - "kez me like vexed be shaun, he don' lick, like me wanna, him bothered by the boxing he was givin to like Shrona"
Me- "Keesha so what are your thoughts on women's roles as Carers"?
Student -"Wipin da batty is dat what ya mean?"
Student- "ain't getting dahn sarf fa no/one"
Male student- "Shaun recks dat you is swift in that department"
Me- "Care work can sometimes involve assisting people with tasks that the rest of us take for granted"
Student-like I could use a stick init?
Me (dreading next weeks visit to the care home) "I'm not sure what you mean"?
Student- I cud put some paper on a stick and wipe from a chair
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
if this is an example of your real life...
i'll bet your nightmares are frightening!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:08:21 EDT (#)
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Thanks for making us Americans look intelligent for a change
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:35:52 EDT (#)
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You teach retards? That's a tough gig.
So you can probably handle this -2.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:26:35 EDT (#)
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pesky kids.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:13:24 EDT (#)
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I have absolutely no idea what this says.
none
Oddly enough, I don't think I'm the problem here.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:58:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:32:52 (#)
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are you American?
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I'm English Old Boy I just live over here now and yes I've been to South London. I know how these kids speak and you actually didn't do a bad job of trying to capture it. However the post itself was drivel. There was no point to it you just regurgitated an inane conversation you had with a couple of illerate 16 year olds. I mean if you had used that conversation to make a comment to illustrate a point or say somthing it might of been different.
You did this
Anyways I work in London.
I work with retards
Here's a conversation I had with a retard.
Hardly the kind of matierial to make bored at work.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:54:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:39:59 (#)
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Have you been to South London ?
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Have you been hit in the head with a bat?
Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:39:59 EDT (#)
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Have you been to South London ?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:33:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:32:52 (#)
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are you American?
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Are you literate?
Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:32:52 EDT (#)
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are you American?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:25:40 EDT (#)
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You're a teacher!
Sweet baby Jeebus no wonder these kids can't speak.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:17:56 EDT (#)
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Awful, FUCKING AWFUL.