Later UBER, Thanks, it's been a blast. Plus bonus: Hit-Whorepalooza (1511 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.6 on 68 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-06-07 13:35:40 EDT
Dear Uber,
It's your lovable resident Anglo-Quebecer ess-arr!
Well it's been a blast. Well maybe not a blast but a time-killer. There have been some ups and downs... well not really, it's been pretty standard two-year trip. Anyways on to the point of my post.
I will be leaving you now. OH NO! NOT ANOTHER SELF INDULGENT GOODBYE POST!
Don't you worry, if you want a my Uber life story I won't be posting it, I'm pretty sure you can click (View User info)
Actually I'm not leaving right , right, right, now. More like next Friday (June 16th). But again I'm not leaving leaving, but I am leaving. Huh? That's as confusing as my farmer otiS Ray posts (oh yeah, no self indulging, ok just gimme a little).
Ok, As of June 16th I am quitting my dead end desk job, so I'll be around till then. Then I am going to try something completely new and different than I have ever done before.
I'm going to Radio School, Learn the tricks of the trade and then get a job and then work my way from coffee boy to play by play man. It's about a 30-year plan. So I'm starting from scratch, I'm going in with a big heart and wide eyes.
So I won't be posting/reviewing/reading at all. I start school in September, but I got my old job back for the summer where I hang around with poor kids all day in a park so I won't be near a computer. Don't get me wrong I may poke my head in here during the evenings, but this was more of a work thing for me.
Okay enough about me, more about Uber. Time to be a hit-whore, not me, but you. I got this idea after I did First-Postpalooza. I'm going to call it, Hit-Whorepalooza (original, I know).
So in order to go out with a blast, I'll hitwhore myself asking for hitwhores. It only makes sense in this crazy world we call Uber.
I know we all have that post, That One Post you wish got a little more screen time, Maybe you posted it on a holiday or at the wrong time or you're a newb and no one pays any attention to you or Urbane took all the spotlight away from the rest of those posts that week uh... it was more like a month. But we all have that one post where you thought was pretty damn good and for some reason
So no BAW's or stuff of legend. Let's say it has to have under 20 reviews and/or under 700 hits. I promise I'll read it, therefore someone will like you, other than your mother.
So Use me Uber! I am your launch pad to success it's the least I could do for you after two years of semi-entertainment.
I ain't going to name-bomb my favorites or anything I'll just say thanks for the good-bad and ugly reads you gave me. I'll drop a Shlongy, for my +2 though.
So here's my Hit-Whorepalooza entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73673
Uber number 9613 signing out
Peace ya'll,
ess-arr aka SR aka Sean
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sean,
now that Bart-Bart has put the voice thing on Uber, you can practice your radio stuff!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanted to say good bye again as I'm on holiday tomorrow to Greece and you're leaving on Friday.
Take care and if ever you want to chat - irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41455
That one made me giggle at myself, anyways...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
260 hits, 5 reviews, Feb 2003. http://www.ubersite.com/m/5397
Good luck with the radio job, hope it fulfils you the way a career should.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember.... you'll be back :-)
They always come back.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:51:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
may all your lights burn bright and may all your shopping trolley wheels go in the same direction.
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I think the shopping cart thing is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :')
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and I forgot to say take care & good luck hon.
may all your lights burn bright and may all your shopping trolley wheels go in the same direction.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78074
Had 14 reviews which is the lowest - I couldn't find anymore posts with less than 20.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-06-08 07:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye.
Genital Piercing.
'Nuff said.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68354
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-08 07:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Knock yourself out.....!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87134
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-08 00:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no one you know apparently
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88526
Yeah, I'm a newb.
Saddening.
But thanks!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60187
just made it. keep on keepin' on
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be sure to write..........
On Uber.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am currently considering a completely different job direction.
I hate the world and everything in it. Nice having you around, though.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-07 21:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87593
9 reviews and less than 500 hits... *sigh*
You'll be missed. Can't honestly say I know enough about you, despite your tenure, to truly mourn your passing but I saw some things to make it a thing to regret.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with that, sweetheart!!!
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Thanks Munks! It's just not the same without you around
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with that, sweetheart!!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be the next Mitch Melnick.
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MItch is a little cynical but not that bad. my buddy is actually his intern
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boooooo!! I liked you, you jackass.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine was a two parter:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57598
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61939
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a great goodbye post. Something for everyone!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73984 (< 700 hits)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES DON'T GOES!!!!
Read it and weep for me --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/59873
Ahhhh gotta love the early days
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
peace out.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57100
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peace out.
Oh, and my entry: "Boogie Mornings: My Encounter With Stacie or Why You Shouldn't Have Orgies in a Conference Room" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/57560
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't mind goodbye posts, as long as they're not "this place sucks, it used to be cool, but I'm a whiny little bitch who thinks my opinion matters" posts.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I guess I'll play.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70491
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73385
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
Submitted by Norman (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be the next Mitch Melnick.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Later Dude
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88888
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HITWHORE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26182
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not only am I required to listen to the fucking radio pretty much all the time...I'm ON the radio- a lot - but no more play-by-play these days, unfortunately.
Lots of cheesy commercials, though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Sean, here's mine - it's a DoubleHitWhore!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76509
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BONNE CHANCE TABARNAK!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:52:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
As someone who has the radio on ALL the time, let me say best of luck to you.
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I've been listening since I was real young, Always been fascinated, so I thought I'd give it a whirl. I used to call phone shows when i was young after I went to bed. My mom caught me once.
She picked up another line.
-SEAN! get off the phone!, Who are you talking to! Do you know what time it is! GET OFF THE PHONE! GO TO BED!
-Uh mom, I'm on the radio.
-oh
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
None of my posts meet the criteria, so I'm using mine for someone else:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71938
Good luck in radio school- my time as an FM DJ on college radio was a fucking blast.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As someone who has the radio on ALL the time, let me say best of luck to you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok I'll play http://www.ubersite.com/m/85440
you'll never get out of here alive you know
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My response to Razor's "Take Back Uber" post (had 556 hits as of now):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86031
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36798
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to you!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck man.
My second post on Uber: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77408
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who are you again?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86750
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's your lovable resident Anglo-Quebecer ess-arr!
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as opposed to the unlovable resident Anglo-Quebecer...
later on, Sean
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck in radio man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24630
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:06:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooooo!!!! Don't take away my piratey goodness!!
Now all I'm left with is scourge. Dammit.
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take this picture of my with an eye-patch and stick it under your pillow.
ok it's not me but I pretend its me. plus I get to hit-whore my favorite post.
bwahahaha. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57050
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooooo!!!! Don't take away my piratey goodness!!
Now all I'm left with is scourge. Dammit.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats on moving up in the world, best of luck.
Here's a whoring for you, enjoy. http://www.ubersite.com/m/83040
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86100
*That was a lob, not a full hearted pitch*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:40:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
bye
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Where the heck did you come from? The past few days I see you reviewing everywhere, but I have no memory of you before that.
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Oh, and my submission: (it took me a long time to find something with less than 20 reviews brag brag)
HA, we'll go with this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/45255
MEETS BOTH CRITERIA!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Use sunscreen.
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haha thanks Mom.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:55:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I find them a relief from Pierre "He's a MONSTER" McGuire.
I FUCKING HATE PIERRE MCGUIRE
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the new pierre is definately better than the old Pierre. teh old pierre was so monotone and had no emotion what so ever, he was usually right but you'd get bored and doze off. then one day someone must have said something to him, because about 3 years ago he change into the monster he has become, he's still on the ball now he's a little too much, there needs to be a happy medium.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find them a relief from Pierre "He's a MONSTER" McGuire.
I FUCKING HATE PIERRE MCGUIRE
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:51:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be looking for you on HNIC in 30 years man...
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well the way CBC is going harry and Bob, I may have a chance next year. My friends turn down the volume and ask me to take over sometimes...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. I liked you.
Good luck with the broadcasting game, she's a rough one.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave *rimshot*. You must come back and visit from time to time.
Here's my submission: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86310 Everyone needs a little Art in their lives.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be looking for you on HNIC in 30 years man...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:44:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
You may want to ask Shlongy for some advice from time to time...since I started MY broadcast career as a play-by-play dork, back in the NY-P League in the early 80's...and 25 years later, I ended up running 7 radio stations.
Yet, I hate the French.
Fuck it, you like hockey so I'd be happy to share some wisdom. Hit me up when I'm sober.
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hey I knew my internet relationship with was worth something, thanks Sharks fan.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, good luck on the radio stuff. I'm proud of you for changing gears like that.
Use sunscreen.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So no BAW's or stuff of legend. Let's say it has to have under 20 reviews and/or under 700 hits.
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Ha. Like any of my posts have less than 700 hits.
Oh, wait...yeah they do.
Try this POS on for size: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76347
And happy trails, my good man.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I'll bite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73212
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You may want to ask Shlongy for some advice from time to time...since I started MY broadcast career as a play-by-play dork, back in the NY-P League in the early 80's...and 25 years later, I ended up running 7 radio stations.
Yet, I hate the French.
Fuck it, you like hockey so I'd be happy to share some wisdom. Hit me up when I'm sober.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another one bites the dust...
At any rate, Good luck.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-07 13:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bye