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NationStates 103 (1492 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 1.53 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2006-06-07 14:17:38 EDT


Our little corner of the world is called 'Uberia', so if you create a nation, move it to Uberia, and you'll see the rest of us - the few rest of us that are still alive, that is...

http://www.nationstates.net

The idea is that you make your own country. Here is mine: [ http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=Shlongystan ]

You make choices about how your country will be set up, and then receive daily issues that affect the fortunes of your little nation. You have to make decisions on everything from public nudity to whether your citizens will be allowed to vote.

Then it gets complicated, if you let it- you have to decide how you fit into the game as a whole. The following is a brief guide to some of the Key issues.

FEEDER REGIONS: When your nation is born you will live in one of the Pacific regions- these are the biggest in the game and have different feels. The Pacific and the North Pacific are the best, with the Pacific being full of communists, and The North pacific being one of the busiest regions in the game.

JOIN THE UN: If you join the UN you can have more power in the game by voting on UN proposals as they come up. Look out- if they pass they will usually put up your taxes! UN members can also elect a delegate from the members of their region to vote on behalf of the region as a whole. Most of the UN proposals are against the sovereignty of individual nations and I try to vote against every one.

INVADE/ DEFEND: The founder of the region has access to regional controls which allow you to eject troublemakers and edit the factbook entry. The founder can also allow the delegate access to the controls. If you find a region without a founder that has delegate controls switched on you can invade by moving in a load of your friends and all endorsing one person as delegate. You can alter their factbook entry and make it a colony, and make them cry. There are hundreds of people in organised groups with forums that do this EVERY DAY. They either help regions being invaded, or defend regions being invaded. These groups have acronyms like the ADN, the DEN and the EAA. The defender organisations are made up of the kind of kids that sit at the front of the class putting their hand up, and that tut at drunk people in the street. The invaders are mainly hormonal teenage boys whO typE LIEk thIs. I'm planning to make our region badass invaders.

ROLEPLAYING: Very complicated, very strict. Involves guns and dragons and stuff. Lots of rules.

TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME: They all look like this


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-09 12:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Republic of CaptainThorns has now been founded. You may all immigrate when ready.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-14 06:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Dominion of My Huge Bag

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-14 05:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Fiefdom of Emoteria

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nvm

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do i move to uberia

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AAHAHAHAHAHA

My country, New Sligo, just got a new issue. Should hospitals pay for organ donations?

Well, my currency is the cumshot. Now read this argument:

"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says New Sligo One hospital administrator May Barry. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred cumshots in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."
[Accept]


Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-08 00:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You should all vacation here:

suckityoubitch.com

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright, I made one. I am "The Commie Pinkos"

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've actually managed to keep mine going all these years.

http://www.nationstates.net/bobhio

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 23:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Kingdom of the Fisted Shamone is now a part of the region.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-06-07 19:01:37 (#)
Ranking: -2


Yeah, that's a great life.

Your country is a fucking joke.

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Hey, It's Plagiarism Boy!
How that's penis of yours? Still small? ALRIGHT!!!!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-06-07 19:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Yeah, that's a great life.

Your country is a fucking joke.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS?

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 18:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

theyre all hanging out in new sligo

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE ARE MY HOT LESBIAN PIRATES?!?!?!?!


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:17:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't figure those things out. I tried doing a Simm City thing once and it was like having a part time job.

could they be ass kicking hippies?
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OF COURSE

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok I may have to check this out. Apparently it's not blocked here at work - the fools.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

People still do that old thing?

Oh, and roleplaying is gay. I tried to introduce a resolution and the guy was like "you can't just wave a wand to make these things happen". 'Nuff said.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 17:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't figure those things out. I tried doing a Simm City thing once and it was like having a part time job.

could they be ass kicking hippies?


Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Done and done. I am now in uberia. I just need a cool-ass flag is all.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha, shit dude you just described my nation, The Armed Republic Of New Sligo. How do I join Uberia?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:39:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

D&D geek
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you'd be all over this site loki, you could have a nation of pot-smoking treehuggers that are heavily armed!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

D&D geek

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alright i'm in lets kick some ass

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is a genius idea count me in

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-07 16:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That site is slow as hell. I'm starting a republic, hold on...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

You appear to have copied and pasted my post without linking it you naughty boy.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65643
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I couldn't find the link! I knwe it was out there, but I couldn't find it?

Does this mean you're back in Uberia, C1ndy?

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so you could find the post to copy and paste but the link eluded you?
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YES IT ELUDED ME LIKE THE WILY FOX BETWIXT THE HEDGEROWS...

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

You appear to have copied and pasted my post without linking it you naughty boy.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65643
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I couldn't find the link! I knwe it was out there, but I couldn't find it?

Does this mean you're back in Uberia, C1ndy?

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so you could find the post to copy and paste but the link eluded you?

I'm back- I had to ask for my nation to be resurrected- that's why it was in Lazurus- it's where you go when you are brought back to life!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm in. Now to find a cool name.

I will be a socialist opressor. Freedom loving capitalist's nightmare. Think CCCP but worse.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-07 15:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I dig the pic...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

You appear to have copied and pasted my post without linking it you naughty boy.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65643
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I couldn't find the link! I knwe it was out there, but I couldn't find it?

Does this mean you're back in Uberia, C1ndy?

Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Definitely signign up..also, you asked for this Johnny, so here ya go http://gfhl.net/Images/Nordiques-Celebration-S3.gif

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, so much for getting fired.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

green-eyed black-haired women make me stupid

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh what the hell, Ive got time on my hands, I may as well start playing this nonesense again.

So say hell to Duke T Tom, grand high leader of The Grand Duchy of Monkey Tasters

"Live Under Iron Oppression or Die a Hideous Death"


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You appear to have copied and pasted my post without linking it you naughty boy.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65643

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:21:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:19:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you aint reading that.

NICE TITS!!!!
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ya don't have to read it, just sign up - it's vaguely amusing
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Sign up for what?

I told you im not reading that.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'll come back just for your posts, or your AV extras.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:19:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you aint reading that.

NICE TITS!!!!
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ya don't have to read it, just sign up - it's vaguely amusing

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is like Sid Meier's pipe dream.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Blocked at work. Apparently they consider it a "game."
And yet I'm allowed to Uber.

Fools.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you aint reading that.

NICE TITS!!!!


Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

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Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)