Norwich City FC Made Me Cry. Again.This Is Not SPT. (587 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2006-06-08 08:56:22 EDT
The new Norwich kits where unveiled last night.
I have several problems with them:
They have decided to go for "fitted" style shirts.
The away shirt is white, for some unknown reason.
They still haven't sacked Nigel Worthington. (Okay, that one isn't about the kit.)
I really don't like this kit. I think it looks like a garish wet suit.
I for one don't want to see the aging and slightly portly Norwich squad running around the pitch in skin tight shirts, with their bleached mullets flapping in the wind.
I shall be penning a letter to my good friend Delia, directly. I shall wrap it round a bottle of brandy to ensure she gets it.
I am, however, rather taken by the 1930's style, knee length shorts.
Further musings, does this mean I will have to lose some weight or will I end up wearing a shirt with baggy sleeves?
I think you can learn a lot about the Norfolk mentality by the second picture.
Norfolk Rule # 162: To ensure good sales when launching a new kit, get the ugliest Welshman you can find to model it.
I believe the Italians have a lot to answer for when it comes to modern kit design.
Nevertheless, I predict the Welsh mutant and Huckerby will set the Championship alight next season.
On a happier note, local wank biscuits, Ipswich Town have made hapless retard Jim Magilton their first team manager.
I came in my pants.
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:36:04 EDT (#)
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What manner of faggotry be this?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-06-08 19:47:10 EDT (#)
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hahaha
You poor bastard.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:30:58 EDT (#)
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Who cares what they wear? Soccer players are all faggots anyway.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:07:38 EDT (#)
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George Weah is from Liverpool?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:52:40 EDT (#)
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relative to say, me.
so the answer is probably still no.
I'm scouse therefore am as good as Rooney and Gerrard.
What?
It works with George Weah.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:52:17 EDT (#)
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I drink in a pub that that soppy arse spikey haired ex Arsenal come Norwich come Blackburn player David Bently drinks in when he is visiting his boyfriend. Probably.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:48:22 EDT (#)
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Is Darren Huckerby any good? Relative to who?
Would he make the bench at Liverpool? No.
Is he revered as a footballing god in Norfolk? Yep. Best player we've got.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:37:31 EDT (#)
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my, my, it is quite the squad of young, upcoming, talented professionals isn't it?
Is that Darren Huckerby any good? West Ham like your academy is.
Said Yoda.
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:32:00 EDT (#)
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Sorry, should have said League cup rather than Carling cup!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:08:46 (#)
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Rob Earnshaw:
The only player to have scored a hat trick in every (professional) english league, the fa cup, the carling cup and for his country.
Still, you can't get away from the fact that the fella could eat a watermelon through a picket fence
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I did not know that.
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:08:46 EDT (#)
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Rob Earnshaw:
The only player to have scored a hat trick in every (professional) english league, the fa cup, the carling cup and for his country.
Still, you can't get away from the fact that the fella could eat a watermelon through a picket fence
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:59:47 EDT (#)
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"Teeth like a desecrated graveyard"
HA!
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:59:04 EDT (#)
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LET'SSHHHHH BE HAVING YOU!!!!! *hiccup*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 08:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I nearly gave up at the first line with its Bertyism.
However, ho ho ho. Robert Earnshaw looks like Timmy from South Park. Only standing upright.