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What I've learned about the 2006 FIFA World Cup... (1108 hits)

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Rating: 1.54 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sofie F (View user info) at 2006-06-08 11:27:59 EDT


Bad choice in sponsorship?

GO GERMANY WOO!

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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you want me, Sofie? I'll do you for a hundred USD, but no kissing on the mouth.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-09 04:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more internet arguing.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-08 20:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And I thought you meant Yahoo...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:48:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

"...my life is still more fulfilling than yours."
"...but I'm better than you at living life in the real world."


hahaha, oui oui.

Seeking refuge in grotesque assumptions rarely works, mon beau.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-08 15:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bookmarked.

I shall be popping in here later to check on the carnage.

You sofie F are a hero and a stalker.
------
Jeanneee is going to be mad you took her job...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know Alain, no matter how many times you say otherwise, I know what my job is and what it is not - and it's just that...a job while I'm going to school. But you know what's funny, regardless of what job I have or how much money I make....I mean, even I worked shoveling pig shit for 2.00 an hour, my life is still more fulfilling than yours. Yes, perhaps you're better at arguing and berating people over the internet than I am, but I'm better than you at living life in the real world. I don't need to hide behind my internet persona and constantly harass people to make myself feel better about my life.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

that cunt's from new jersey!?!?!?!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf is a "garabe man"...I'm tired.
*Garbage men. Thank you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:37:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

No, it's really not, Caul, regardless of how much you stand up and scream that it is. I help people with their technical problems or if the printer is all screwed up, I'm able to fix it so we don't have to call a repair man in. I choose to do all this because I'm a good (albeit smart ass) employee...I'm not forced to by any means.
===
Yes, and garabe man choose to do their job because it's physical.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

lisa's from new jersey!?!?!?!

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, it's really not, Caul, regardless of how much you stand up and scream that it is. I help people with their technical problems or if the printer is all screwed up, I'm able to fix it so we don't have to call a repair man in. I choose to do all this because I'm a good (albeit smart ass) employee...I'm not forced to by any means.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the yahoo ad at the bottom that says "your opinions matter!"

No. They don't.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh heh heh

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:05:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

What should make you blush is the fact that you're STILL saying the same thing now that you said three months ago. Oh, I have an office job. Ouch. Burn. You got me. """

I have an office job too. But yours is equivalent to flipping burgers.

You are the King of Comedy...truly superior to all others on this site. You're also a remarkably sexy man and I would totally poke you in the anus with my penis to sample the awesomeness that is you. """

I have never claimed to be a comedian, I'm just chatting while you set up your comments like you're adressing an audience with boring prefabricated jokes.

You seem to want me pretty badly and to be honest, I find it quite arousing since I always had a fetish with secretaries. ""

ahahahaha

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Shamone.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ewwww secretary fetish...

our secretary is 5'2" and about 250lbs

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

What should make you blush is the fact that you're STILL saying the same thing now that you said three months ago. Oh, I have an office job. Ouch. Burn. You got me. """

I have an office job too. But yours is equivalent to flipping burgers.

You are the King of Comedy...truly superior to all others on this site. You're also a remarkably sexy man and I would totally poke you in the anus with my penis to sample the awesomeness that is you. """

I have never claimed to be a comedian, I'm just chatting while you set up your comments like you're adressing an audience with boring prefabricated jokes.

You seem to want me pretty badly and to be honest, I find it quite arousing since I always had a fetish with secretaries.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha what is your obsession with Lisa? I don't get it, but I find it hysterical

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hahahaha, I did not even notice that... how strange?

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What should make you blush is the fact that you're STILL saying the same thing now that you said three months ago. Oh, I have an office job. Ouch. Burn. You got me.

You are the King of Comedy...truly superior to all others on this site. You're also a remarkably sexy man and I would totally poke you in the anus with my penis to sample the awesomeness that is you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's an actual profile?

REALLY?
===
Are you that naïve?"""

WELL IT IS SO REALISTIC ISN'T IT M?



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're making me blush Tom.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha what is your obsession with Lisa? I don't get it, but I find it hysterical

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're hilarious. Seriously, your picture totally does you justice and proves how badass and cool you are.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go Sweden!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

made me giggle

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sorry I'm not sophisticated enough for you, Flamer.
===
Apology accepted. Just make sure you don't ever torture us with another "Fun with real part X" or overused stereotypical jokes à la EuroTrip.

The printer's jam, tommy.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha what is your obsession with Lisa? I don't get it, but I find it hysterical

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sorry I'm not sophisticated enough for you, Flamer.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:41:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

it's an actual profile?

REALLY?
===
Are you that naïve?

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Superb!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:38:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

Your age came up on the profile, all I did was screenshot it and circle it.
===
AND I BET THE "M?" APPEAR ON ITS OWN TOO, HUH?!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's an actual profile?

REALLY?



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BE QUIET YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. """

Tom does have a very bland humor.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Flamme

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I chuckled

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Copenhagen is in Germany?

How do you know my age?

------------------

Denmark didn't qualify. (boo)
I was born in Hamburg, Germany.

Your age came up on the profile, all I did was screenshot it and circle it.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bookmarked.

I shall be popping in here later to check on the carnage.

You sofie F are a hero and a stalker.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Copenhagen is in Germany?

How do you know my age?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Questions:

What happens when Germany plays France in a World Cup game? Is it awkward for all parties involved? Do the Frenchies keep glancing at the Germans in the stands with apprehension? Are there certain fans who sneak into the German stands and fuck with the Germans? Do the refer to themselves as "La Resistance"?

I need to know these things. """

BE QUIET YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.



Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chuffin' sort'd

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Questions:

What happens when Germany plays France in a World Cup game? Is it awkward for all parties involved? Do the Frenchies keep glancing at the Germans in the stands with apprehension? Are there certain fans who sneak into the German stands and fuck with the Germans? Do the refer to themselves as "La Resistance"?

I need to know these things.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2million

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GayAlain isn't going to like this. In fact, he'll probably cuss in french and then forget that he's doing it and have to retype everything in english.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha


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Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

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