"School's out" (1733 hits)
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Submitted by Bigmike (View user info) at 2006-06-08 11:44:54 EDT
"Off to math class?" Trisha Johnson said as she casually lit up a cigarette in the teachers lounge.
"You know you're not supposed to smoke in here," Mary Peters said to her as if the comment would make a difference. Trisha just leaned back, took a huge hit off the Marlboro in her right hand, and blew it out towards the bank of lights on the ceiling directly above them. The windows were open and Mary was looking out towards the street, daydreaming about summer break.
"Who gives a fuck," Trisha spouted as she took another hit. "Summer break starts tomorrow. The janitor will deal with the way the room smells. He gets paid to clean up after us anyway, no?" Mary just looked at her with a mixture of disgust and awe. "She always gets away with murder, fucking whore," she thought as she got up to go teach her math class.
"Say hi to the little fuckers for me, will ya?" Trish asked sarcastically, knowing how much Mary hated her math class. Mary casually flipped her the bird as she walked through the door of the lounge and entered the school hallway. "This school is full of fucking retards," she thought as she started walking top her classroom. "And most of them are in my sixth grade math class."
As she walked down the hallway, heels clicking against the tile floor, she entertained thoughts of setting the entire class on fire. She was thoroughly enjoying the kids phantom screams when the one-fifty bell rang and kids started to fill the hallway to change classes.
"Last class before summer," she thought as kids went flying by her, excited to get to their last classes before vacation. She reached her destination just as the last of the kids went running into the classroom next to hers. As she put her hand on the doorknob and turned it to open the door, she thought, "Let's try really hard not to kill any of these bastards." She entered the room with a smile on her face and homicide in her heart.
Mary entered a quiet and orderly classroom. All the kids were sitting quietly at their desks, heads down, hands folded.
"All right, what are you little freaks up to now?" She said to the entire class. Not a single one of the twelve year olds looked up at her. She stopped, considered this fact, then chalked it up to last class before summer nervousness. Obviously these kids just wanted to get the hour over with so that they could just be free of their daily prison and get on with the task of being a kid in summer. Mary shook her head and sighed as she crossed over to her desk. She pulled out the wooden chair and went to sit down. She looked at her seat briefly before sitting and stopped. On her chair, in the middle of where she would sit, was a thumbtack. It was shiny and new and was just waiting to puncture the sweet flesh of her ass when she sat down. Mary picked up the tack and looked out over the class.
"Which one of you brats put this on my chair?" she asked. There was no answer. Not a single kid even so much as looked up at her.
"Well? I asked a question, I EXPECT AN ANSWER! she yelled at all of them.
Nothing. No reply.
Mary stared at them with venom in her heart for a few minutes. She then put the thumbtack down on the top of her desk, pulled the chair out just a bit more, and sat down.
As she looked out over her class, she still hadn't made any eye contact with a single student. She leaned back in her chair and was about to speak when she heard a cracking noise. In a split second the crack got louder and the chair suddenly lurched backwards. As she went flying back, all she could remember was thinking, "What the fuck?" before she hit her head on the wall behind her and blacked out.
They were on her in less than a second.
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Josh Benedict was on her first, he wrapped her feet and hands with duct tape that he stole from his fathers garage. He wrapped her tightly, putting half the roll around her head, covering her mouth. Timmy Stone had told him to put a lot of tape there in case she screamed. When Josh was done, and he was satisfied that she couldn't move or make a sound, he backed away. He wanted no part of this. The only reason he did it was because Timmy had threatened to beat him up. Josh went into a corner, shut his eyes and covered his ears.
Timmy and Blake Sanders walked up to Mary's unconscious form. They looked at each other briefly and both took pencils out of the container on Mary's desk. "Good thing she keeps all these nice sharp pencils here, huh Blake?" Timmy said. He then immediately knelt down next to Mary's head.
He reached down and pushed Mary's hair out of her face. He looked at her for a few minutes as if calculating what to do next. It looked to Blake as if Timmy were in a trance. "Uh, Timmy......." Blake started. "WHO HAS THE WATER?" Timmy yelled. Janie Henderson came running up to the front of the class. "I do!" Janie said exhuberantly. She handed the water over to Timmy and looked at him as if he were a god. Janie had been smitten with a crush on Timmy in the third grade. She would do anything for him. When he had asked her to bring a cup of water to class for this event, she couldn't resist him.
Timmy grabbed the water from Janie and promptly threw it in Mary's face. With a snort and a shake, Mary opened her eyes. It took her a few seconds of not being able to move or breathe properly before she figured out what was going on. She could feel that her hands and feet were immobilized, and she tried to speak, but figured out that something was covering her mouth. She looked up at Timmy and he could see the fear in her eyes.
"Freaks, huh?" He had a wry smile on his face. She watched as he leaned down very close to her face. She could feel his breath on her ear as he whispered to her.
"Let's see who the freak is now," he whispered.
"C'mon up, all of you," he said. The class rose as one and walked up to the front of the classroom. All except for Josh, who was still cowering in the corner. Timmy handed the pencil jar to Blake. One by one, the entire class took a pencil out of the jar. Timmy turned his attention to Mary.
"This is for all the crap you put us through this year you bitch," Timmy said. Mary looked up with wide eyes as Timmy raised the sharpened pencil above his head. She screamed as he brought it down and buried it in her left eye.
One by one they took their turns, each one finding soft flesh with sharpened lead. By the time it was over, Mary wasn't moving or trying to scream anymore. Her eyes had both been punctured and her neck and stomach looked like a pencil pincushion.
One by one they went back to their seats, heads down, hands folded.
When the two-fifty bell rang, they all got up as one, including Josh, and made their way out of the classroom. Not a one of them said a word about it afterwards.
Their parents told the police that the kids had been traumatized by a bizarre event; that there was no way they could have been involved.
The kids knew better.
"No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all
School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely"
User Reviews
Submitted by FuzzyA55 (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me abort all over my shorts in a fit of joy.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Shit!! What did your math teacher do to you??
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was damn good mikie
damn good
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the story, and +1 because I know a guy named big mike.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't like it, sorry. Seemed too far fetched. But 10 times beter than most of the other stuff on Ubersite!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty fucked up, and cool.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-08 16:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they went after Piggy next
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-08 14:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That song also reminds me of the movie 'Meatballs' with Bill Murray. Damn that movie made me laugh.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely just lovely
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BigMike is the shit. He beat me in ubermadness one using my own genre. Damn you, Mike. Damn you.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my favorite writer on this site.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY ARE SYNONYMOUS, TIGER!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love BM. That does not mean bowel movement.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:07:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tidy? TIDY?! She was a human pin cusion with a 'Nightmare on ELm Streetesque' POEM?! hOW WAS THAT TIDY?
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I meant tidy as in, "they all got away with it without any explanation as to how that would even be plausible."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:20:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have liked to see a little more in the way of establishing why the kids were willing to go that far. The teacher didn't seem evil enough to warrant the pin-cushion treatment.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have liked to see a little more in the way of establishing why the kids were willing to go that far. The teacher didn't seem evil enough to warrant the pin-cushion treatment.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-08 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:52:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
The ending seems a bit too tidy. I liked this though.
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Tidy? TIDY?! She was a human pin cusion with a 'Nightmare on ELm Streetesque' POEM?! hOW WAS THAT TIDY?
1, 2 Freddies coming for you
3,4 Freddies at the door
5, 6 grab your crucifix
7, 8 Gonna be to late
9, 10 never sleep again
Submitted by zoot124 (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty messed up, but in a way that brought a smile to my face.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funky story
+2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope the one that went in her eye was wicked sharp.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The ending seems a bit too tidy. I liked this though.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really good, I hated the ending though:
"Their parents told the police that the kids had been traumatized by a bizarre event; that there was no way they could have been involved.
The kids knew better."
Ack!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell that was awesome. Seriously man that was so good. Really enjoyed at how fucked up that was.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes indeed.