Operation Spank Stick: Support our troops by sending porn (Canadians welcome to as well) (1422 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mario (View user info) at 2006-06-08 18:04:58 EDT
My best friend is deployed in Iraq now, over with the 1st Armored Division. Coolest guy I've ever known. When we went out, Jared would always drink a fifth of Captain Morgan, it was tradition. That's when Jimmy would appear, my favorite fat chick banging alter-ego. This guy, my brother, is miserable. I promised him that I would smuggle him some porn, so here's the idea: I'm going to download it all onto one of those removable hard drives and mail that to him. Hopefully it goes through, we'll have to see. But seeing as I have no porn (no, seriously, I don't), I need help here (cough cough, Inion_de_trua). If you honestly do want to help, let me know and I'll get with you on the details.
Not an Iraqi import/export
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Submitted by cjpfta (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Porn would be nice out here. Some Chivas Regal and an ounce of high quality weed would be nice too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'M jONNYx, AND i SUPPORT THIS message
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No porn? NO PORN? Jesus fucking christ. www.xnxx.com all the free porn in the world.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:30:25 EDT (#)
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Do your friend a favor: Google image search: Susana Spears
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-08 20:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha caul i recognize cob77.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-06-08 19:00:34 EDT (#)
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FUCK WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THESE LINKS!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
www.fucksakes.com is a good one
If you are looking for a good program to use to find and download w/o the viruses use "Ares"
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77 "
*PUKES*
Fuck you Caul, I had almost driven that fucking image from my mind, you are an ass...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't you people get spam?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:39:36 EDT (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you need help for this, seriously?
I can't even check out porn since I only have a computer at work which block these. Still I am aware of "free porn galleries" like http://www.dragonmovies.com or http://www.assisass.com or http://www.video-post.com that lead to hundreds of other free galleries.
but the best is:
http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77
and the infamous: http://moid.org (good luck)
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:32:11 EDT (#)
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Aha! So that's where I go that.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, the first time was on one of my posts. You didn't even bother to change the filename you whore!
for porn, just go to http://www.google.com/images and type in porn or big boobs or whatever you want.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:24:58 EDT (#)
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Thats the second time I've seen that gif on uber and the second time i don't care. its some random thin chick moving slightly. Wow.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:24:26 EDT (#)
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100% truth, the only stuff I have is what I've been collecting for Jared. I went to West Point for 4 years, you know I've seen enough porn to last a lifetime.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:18:58 EDT (#)
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SShh, hush Julie. Hopefully they didn't hear what you said.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, inion, help him out. That's so sad.
And Mario, we all know you're lying when you say you don't have any porn of your own. Unless of course you aren't lying and that's what this whole thing is about. Just admit it. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE IN IRAQ AND YOU'RE REALLY JUST TRYING TO MAKE INION SEND YOU PORN FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE AREN'T YOU?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:15:14 EDT (#)
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Alizee is a goddess.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 18:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alizée :-)