The Greatest Hero Of All (SPT) (607 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: Superheroes, favourites
Rating: 0.27 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LSD 420 <lsd4444.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-08 21:43:13 EDT
My name is not to be revealed yet.
No...
Never.
I am born of the dark shadows and I seek truth and light for the evil wrongdoing evildoers of the earth!
When I was just young and innocent and not doing evil to anybody, a doctor sexually harased me, and so, I am, not going to let doctors, be evil ever again.
Never.
For years I was tormented in the shadows because I was too weak to battle the doctor monstor and defeet it.
THEN I fell into a humunguss vat of radioactive juice, corroding my bones into THE METIL STEEL!
My arms...
Steel...the most powerful metil of all.
My legs...
Steel...oh yes...steel.
My kneecaps...
Steel also!
And so that is why they call me...
Rock man...
User Reviews
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:01:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
That looks nothing like Megaman
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OMGWTF IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MAGEMAN YOU FAGGOT RACIST NIGGER!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That looks nothing like Megaman
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:52:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel compelled to suck you as hard as I can.
....
Still sucking.
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Dude... please refrain from cyber-sucking me. That's gross.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel compelled to hate you as hard as I can.
....
Still hating.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. You make my alter want to cry.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-06-09 01:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:48:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope got raped.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock, the strongest metil of all.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your use of commas makes my right nut hurt.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*scrathes nuts*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lojope got raped.
Submitted by FuzzyA55 (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like, that was, the coolest, thing ever.