I'm Exceptionally Brave And I Have A Sticker To Prove It. (1372 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2006-06-09 07:28:56 EDT
I had an injection, but I was brave and I hardly cried at all.
The nurse gave me a sticker and I also got given a lolly pop.
And no, I'm not wearing my jim-jams. That's my casual and incredibly fashionable work shirt.
I'm probably the most valiant person here.
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:23:34 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah nice badge, I want one
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:23:18 EDT (#)
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Do you say Kelt or Selt? I hope it's kelt, because that's what I've been saying, and it sounds so much more badass than selt.
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Celt = Kelt, I'm Scottish :) Anyone else want England to crash and burn out of the World Cup?
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:57:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:13:25 EDT (#)
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I'll celebrate your whore blood. Both of you.
Kelt, not selt. People who say selt get kicked in the grill.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:17:24 EDT (#)
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Your posts always amuse me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:14:11 EDT (#)
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You have whore blood too. Celebrate it.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:01:05 EDT (#)
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I always knew you were my little whore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:14:49 EDT (#)
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I don't know if I'm Celt, Gallic, Frankish or whatnot...but I am 99% certain that I have street prostitute blood and THAT is a boast nobody else can make!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:08:36 EDT (#)
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I ceed to the Celt.
I have Celtic blood too! But mostly Gallic. Gaulic? Gaulois? The Celts who lived in France.
Do you say Kelt or Selt? I hope it's kelt, because that's what I've been saying, and it sounds so much more badass than selt.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:58:02 EDT (#)
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Celt, actually. And if we're calling up old medicine, my kindly Canuck, what has a longer history than a leech? And what is a leech? A parasitic slug, sir. It's true. You can look it up. Slugman? INDEED!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:37:15 EDT (#)
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Listen here, you pict! Slugman indeed! HA! I laugh at your laughable positting. It's clearly a frog. Frogs have a long history of association with medicine. Does the name Marie Curie mean nothing to you? Louis Pasteur? What child would want a slug on their sleeve after being treated like a pincushion? A child who needs a good switching is who. Listen to me, good man, every child likes a frog. They're friendly, you see. Do you not see the webbed toes?
Slugman. HA!
Picts.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:47:50 (#)
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Aww I never got a sticker. :(
Then again I freak out with needles. The only time I'm good for the nurse and don't kick and scream so much they have hold me down is when they let me give the injection, draw the blood, or place the IV catheter myself.
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Fucking OUCH.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:09:48 EDT (#)
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My case, G-"prime" is that frogs don't have eyestalks (see statements below from resident zoologist who passed his exams and knows stuff) and where does it have wenned anything? You can't even tell, so ha. It's definately no frog, sir. And if it's not a martian, then it's some strange form of slugman with feet. Or shell-less, footed snail person.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:05:01 EDT (#)
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Isn't that just sticky, drippy, tickly sweet?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:47:50 EDT (#)
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Aww I never got a sticker. :(
Then again I freak out with needles. The only time I'm good for the nurse and don't kick and scream so much they have hold me down is when they let me give the injection, draw the blood, or place the IV catheter myself.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:47:20 EDT (#)
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a catheter isn't exactly a shot but if you filled the foley with something else i guess i understand
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:06:03 EDT (#)
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I don't know... I still think it's a frog. So the eye "stalks" are rather exaggerated. He's green, has webbed toes, and is renowned in the world of medicine for the advances he has helped through self sacrifice. Plus, kids like frogs, but martians scare the piss out of them.
What's YOUR case, cookie"lass" ?!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:44:24 EDT (#)
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Was it a hot beef injection from a Turkish nurse?
You can tell us, Derv the Perv...
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:37:00 EDT (#)
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That's nice, now you have a sticker to go with the one on your helmet!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 13:25:11 EDT (#)
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Made me smile (+1).
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:25:12 EDT (#)
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I was good to the nurse today too...when I stuck it in her ass.
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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Aw, cute.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:48:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:22 (#)
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You have incredibly fashionable casual dress sense, you brave little soldier.
But you'd be even braverer if you spilled the beans on why you got jabbed...
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They let me keep the shirt when I got liberated from Belson.
It was a lovely big jab of Hepatitis B. Yum!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:54:49 EDT (#)
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super!
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:17:01 EDT (#)
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I survived SIDS.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:09:45 EDT (#)
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but all of mommy's amniotic fluid was still on me so the 'big boy' sticker they gave me kept sliding off :(
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:08:17 EDT (#)
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i know what you mean.
i used to think that amniocentesis needles were scary but they ain't got shit on me now!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:01:04 EDT (#)
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nice concentration camp shirt
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:51:43 EDT (#)
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TTOM, My hero!
*exaggerated sigh*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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Perhaps I'm the only one that doesn't find this amusing. Sorry. "I also got given a lolly pop" This also ruined it for me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:43:20 EDT (#)
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*sees TTOM symbol, runs to bust of Darwin, flips open the head and presses red button. Slides down suddenly revealed secret pole to the TTOM lair, leaps into TTOM mobile and blasts into action!*
Frogs dont have eyestalks
*leaves*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:36:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:56:34 (#)
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HEY! I got a needle in the fucking SPINE and I didnt get a badge! """
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:36:35 EDT (#)
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jealous
of the sticker not the clap
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:27:17 EDT (#)
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I thought it was a frog too.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:02:10 (#)
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And since when do martians get medicare?
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illegal aliens steal medicare ALL THE TIME!
Oh god... even I felt a little sick after that....
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:01:40 (#)
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http://railfrog.com/images/railfrog_orig.jpg
close enough to eye stalks for me
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WHERE'S OUR RESIDENT ZOOLOGIST?! He can end this debate.
*sends up TTOM signal*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:12:22 EDT (#)
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DIDNT YOU WRITE ABOUT THIS IN A COMMENT YESTERDAY? sorry for the all caps :(
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:05:04 EDT (#)
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I want one. *sniff*
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:02:10 EDT (#)
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And since when do martians get medicare?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:01:40 EDT (#)
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http://railfrog.com/images/railfrog_orig.jpg
close enough to eye stalks for me
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:59:21 EDT (#)
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says who
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:56:34 (#)
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HEY! I got a needle in the fucking SPINE and I didnt get a badge!
I did get to live however...but I still want a freaking badge!
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Give me an address and I'll send you one as payment for *curlytoedshoes!*
frogs don't have eyestalks, G-Prime
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:46:52 EDT (#)
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Look at him, he is the poster boy for the Aryan master race! Taller than six feet, blue eyes, green skin, apparent enthusiasm for the Fuhrer...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:33:32 EDT (#)
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actually, I dont want a martian nazi frog on a badge...oh fuck it, who am I kidding? I so do.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:33:14 EDT (#)
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Hehe - it's just a little prick
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:16:47 EDT (#)
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It's a martian? I thought it was a frog. And by the looks of it, he's a Crip. Or he's a nazi. I'm not quite sure...
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:09:45 EDT (#)
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oops... +2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:22 (#)
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You have incredibly fashionable casual dress sense, you brave little soldier.
But you'd be even braverer if you spilled the beans on why you got jabbed...
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It was the Clap.
-Dave
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:09:33 EDT (#)
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hehehehee
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:22 EDT (#)
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You have incredibly fashionable casual dress sense, you brave little soldier.
But you'd be even braverer if you spilled the beans on why you got jabbed...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:56:34 EDT (#)
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HEY! I got a needle in the fucking SPINE and I didnt get a badge!
I did get to live however...but I still want a freaking badge!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:48:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:35:58 (#)
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The martian looks like a cheery sort of fellow, the sort of chap you would buy a drink
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I don't know he looks underage, but hey they have to start sometime so Ok.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:41:31 EDT (#)
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I would always be good for the nurse.
-Dave
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:37:44 EDT (#)
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But when I'm bad I have to wear the
"Make sure you don't have an accident today, because I pissed of a nurse this morning" Badge.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:35:58 EDT (#)
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The martian looks like a cheery sort of fellow, the sort of chap you would buy a drink.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:34:37 EDT (#)
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I date a nurse and I get to wear this badge everyday
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:33:14 EDT (#)
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mmmmm Nurses *drools*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:32:29 EDT (#)
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yay
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-09 07:32:00 EDT (#)
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Proud of you! Have a cookie.