Bitch About Work. (922 hits)
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Submitted by Jed Fleury <jed_fleury.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-15 10:36:58 EDT
So... the reason for this post is to have everyone bitch about work so mine doesnt seem so bad.
I mean, you can really tell that most people around Uber are drones, but how badly do YOU get the corporate/management greasehole? I tell you, today may have been the last straw for me:
-I walk into workabuot a week ago,bright and squirrely, at 530am and the first thing i notice is a note on my desk to come and speak to the Supervisor.
WTF? So i go to my Supervisor, smacktard that he is, and he is wearing this shit eating grin and twiddling his pen between his fingers.
So i say, "where is my stuff, carl?"
To which the ignorant bastard replies, "where do you think it is?"
Well fuck, I'm not about to tell him i have no idea because im still pulling out the cobwebs from head as a result of the beer binge i had the night before, Thai hookers, midgets and all. (what a party) so i jsut sit there and wait. Turns out this is what happened:
two days earlier, while at work, i was talking to a pretty young n00b and asked her what she was doing after work. we went out and went to the bar and than back to my apartment...good times....
Now lets pause for a moment here - you would think this kind of thing wouldnt happen in a 'mature' office environment. ok maybe you wouldn't. lets move on, and you can decide:
He says to me, "We seem to have an HR issue. The young lady you were with the other the other night at the bar is complaining of harrassment."
Of course I'm shocked, (she wasnt complaing that night i assure you. I bit my toungue.) "Whatever do you mean?"
"She has requested a transfer of hours so she doesnt have to work with you anymore?" (Now, personally this wasnt such a bad thing, I mean, we had fun, but this totally omitted me from the 'wierd nextday at work.' Anyways, genuinely feeling bad, I made a point of emailing her. And...my supervisor read it, and again, i got called to his office.
With a genuine look of dissapointment, he said: "Im very dissapointed with you, *Fleury*" (always calls me by name, for effect i think) "You used to be such a good worker. I have no choice but to BLOCK you from her inbox. I dont like to do it (ya right you fuckstick) but it seems the only way to stop these shinnanigans." This is no joke, i work at a place where my boss uses the word 'shinnanegans'.
Anyways, he blocks my emails from getting to her. So i jsut decide to forget about it and move on. Lots of work to do. No time to waste. Ya...sure.
Today, I had an pleasant surprise. Walking into work, unshaven and still half-pissed, i see my Supervisors desk is empty. Thinking it would be a day of dog-fucking, Uber Novel Writing, and playing strange games with cbemates involving pogo sticks, post it notes and office chair racing, I sit down and and lean back in my chair, relishing every second. Sudnly, my phone rings. Its my supervisor's supervisor, wanting to 'chat' with me.
Disgusted, fatiqued and not at all curious, i slowly trudge to the office at the end of the hall. Thinking this is probably the day i get fired, i take the gum out of my mouth and drop it in the fountain. Ha! They hate that!
To my surprise however, she wanted to talk to me about something else. Turns out, one of the 'new' emplyees has been complaining about harassment. I get defensive right away, about to tell her of my entire evening with the new girls, when she says "i just wanted to know if you noticed anything. I know you are friends with CARL, and i'd appreciate it if you anything about this!"
Holy shit. What a fuckin smack tard. She continues, "apparently he has been reading her emails, and recently transferred her so that her shift would coincide with his as well. If you know anything, please let me know and i can put it in my report."
With my grin slowly broadening, i took a seat. This was gonna take a while. I had a lot to say about my 'buddy' Carl.
When i look back now, at hsi empty desk, i think: "did the pooor guy really deserve to get fired. then i think fuck ya, and hey, its about time i got a promotion..."
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-28 17:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i c
just a quick way of saying it i guess
maybe i lay too many vids hehe
vgs
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-06-27 05:55:59 EDT (#)
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I know what a 'n00b' is, just haven't seen it used by anyone outside of the 'computer gaming scene'.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-18 19:09:21 EDT (#)
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ok NAtor, what i meant was.
"a new young colleague of mine, whi was still leaning the ropes of this fine corporation"
sorry for the mixup
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-06-15 20:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was pretty interesting... interesting... had a nice surprise at the end, so it was a good story.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2003-06-15 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ice cream and candy is sweet....
But not as SWEET as sticking it to an asshole boss...
Kudos to you, You have spoken for the working man.... DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!
REVOLUTION
Submitted by ronnockeem <ronnockeem.at.aol.com> at 2003-06-15 15:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats pretty fuckin cool.
Screwin people over is always fun.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-06-15 14:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"pretty young n00b"
Wtf?
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-15 11:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-15 11:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that suckhole got what he deserved. Ha!I would bitch about my work, but on weekends I basically have run of the office.
"All by myseeeeeeelllllf!" Yeah.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-06-15 10:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Seeing the fun you have I really wish I wouldnt have "sold my soul". Seems working America you can actually have fun anf enjoy parts fo your job. Nice story...the bastard got what he deserved.