Everythings a bit to old in the world of the Hourman (787 hits)
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Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2006-06-09 10:18:43 EDT
I am in one holy hell of a mood. This is by far the angriest I have been since Mick Foley went heel, or I ate carrot cake thinking it was a coco pop cake, or possible even on par with the first time I heard someone say 'innit'. This is a self pitying, self wallowing, and all consuming black hole of a mood. People sitting around me are getting angry just by being near to me. In fact I'm so angry I'm typing with a baby rabbits head, which I killed because I was angry...ok that's a lie, but I am pissed of.
"Oh Hourman!" I hear you cry, "Why are you in such a mood? Please bestow your woes upon us, let us soothe you with kind words and well thought out comments" (more like -2 die fag or simply 'cut yourself' which was one of the first reviews I received)
This is not a rant
I am however upset, disillusioned and possible even somewhat reminiscent of my school years. Even though they sucked because I went to a fag boy school (all boys) and I was the only one who liked 'fag' music as the other kids said e.g. Nick Cave, Bob Dylan, Cash, Killswitch Engage, and many more.
I have just started a new/ my first 'real world' job. I am twenty on Monday the twelfth of June, and today I feel old. Not because of my age, but because I have a proper job.
"Hey!" I thought, "I get money! I like money! Sweet!" I was happy Uber, I was happy indeed. Until I just asked my boss to take Monday of work.
"Sure" he said
"Great" I said
"16 left" He said with a slight chuckle and a pleasant smile. Oh dear. What the fuck does that mean? Sixteen? I know it's a number, but a number for what? Some sort of mind altering birthday where I make the transcendence into middle aged? Oh well bite the bullet.
"Eh? 16 what left?"
"Holidays. If you're taking your birthday of then you only have sixteen days left this year to cash in." He smiled, and I swear if I didn't look so down, he would have given me the thumbs up.
Sixteen days a year? Surely that's not right! I spent more time in the pub/ bed/ club than I did at university, home and work put together at Uni. What the hell is this sixteen days crap all about?
It then dawned on me that I was being a fucking pleb. Sixteen days isn't great, but I'm sure some fool somewhere gets far less time of than me. I felt happy...that's bullshit. I was lying to myself, other peoples misfortune only makes me smile when pain is involved, and then only a small amusing amount e.g. football to nuts, falling, tripping or general tomfoolery.
It is somewhat strange this 'coming of age' and 'responsibility' bullshit, however we do it because we have to or we end up homeless on Bum fights. Yeah that's what happens if you don't get job you're either on bum fights or an artist.
So on Monday when I take this time of work, I can reflect on my life changes, and the freedom I am going to experience, the pride that comes with growing up.
Fuck that. Fuck that! FUCK THAT! I want to be eighteen pissing in the street singing the A-Team theme tune covered in my own puke. Or turning up to work smelling like death, sex and beer (not specifically in that order) and managing to get away with it by saying "tut! What can you expect from a student?" I fear those times will be slowing down Uber I fear they might.
The only thing I'm considering doing is grabbing life by the balls, anteing up and taking it like a man. I might go to India, or Australia, all I know is, by the time I'm twenty four, I want to be worldly. That way when people talk about they will go,
"Hey, who's the new guy?"
"Don't know, but he looks worldly"
Damn straight. So in conclusion, I feel old, I am in a shit job, for now, but more than likely I will be here in four years time doing the same thing. I guess I just feel a bit melancholy and a bit like I wasted my childhood. I wish to offer a piece of advice for everyone who is still fourteen to nineteen. Do it now. Right fucking now. Get up and go and do something that you wish you had done. One year ago I could have done anything. Now I have to plan it around sixteen shitty days.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-06 07:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-05 09:54:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to rate every one of your posts with a +2 without reading them.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:26:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:41:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
The other kids were right. You do like fag music.
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Cunt biscuit?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:41:04 EDT (#)
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The other kids were right. You do like fag music.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:10:35 EDT (#)
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a trick to holiday planning
plan your days off around a long weekend (gets you more days)
try to bank overtime, that you can take later...
or trade days with co-workers so you're not actually using your holiday days...
Workin' for a living sucks... you will come to appreciate Friday's like you never have before!!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You think you feel old NOW!?!!
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Of" does not = "Off"
Getting old sucks but you better learn to deal with it
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:48:49 EDT (#)
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As you will...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88986
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:16:04 EDT (#)
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This wasn't awful.
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
20 is so YOUNG. I've seen the bum fight videos and it reminds me of the arses here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On some other news, I have an alter that no one supsects.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the small things that count, but since you are catching yourself, that's one step better than the other ones.
I'm going to go too.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(Write use of to/ too?? )
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I'm such a fucking retard 'right'
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:52:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:50:50 (#)
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You ever read some of the stuff you wrote and forgot about. That's what this is like for me. I'm reminiscing all these things, but I'm thinking someone else wrote it. It's pretty funny. Well, you have to admit, that your shit was pretty fucking terrible at the jump. I went back and read, and even in your first several posts you tell us to neglect them.
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My first 5 or 6 posts should never be looked at again. They were awful. The sad thing is coming to Uber and experiancing the wrath that is, has made me into a cunt when rating people too. (Write use of to/ too?? )
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:50:50 EDT (#)
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You ever read some of the stuff you wrote and forgot about. That's what this is like for me. I'm reminiscing all these things, but I'm thinking someone else wrote it. It's pretty funny. Well, you have to admit, that your shit was pretty fucking terrible at the jump. I went back and read, and even in your first several posts you tell us to neglect them.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:44:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:34:24 (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck off and write something. Your opinion isn't valid becuase you instantly jump in with a smart ass comment when you can't write shit. I am going to get hammered, on Monday, but on Wednesday I got rugby training, and on thursday I have tennis, Friday I might go out to the pub with my friends. Just because I say I'm going to get absolutely shit faced (have a good time, and remain responsible whilst losing some inhibitions) on my birthday has nothing to do with your inane and frankly stupid comments. Just becuase thats how you turned out doesn't mean anyone else will. Usually I would have let this shit slide, but i'm in a bad mood, and you're an ass.
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It's clear you're in a bad mood. What did you expect, sympathy? And, yes, I might be an ass for pointing out that the things you're upset about are minor in comaparison to the things you may/will experience in the future. I am not projecting my inadequacies onto you - I don't need to do that, as you have demonstrated your own for all to read. I am neither drunk, nor fat, nor stupid. You, on the other hand...
I can neither make any claim of knowledge as to the extent of, nor believably pretend to care about your 'fat' status, so we'll leave that. From your writing in this post and the responses, however, it is clear to me that you are both drunk and stupid. Further, you appear to believe that being so makes you somehow admirable. Urinating in public whilst covered in your own vom? Far from being cute or funny, it's just pathetic. The fact that you are upset about not being able to get in that situation at will is more proof of your stupidity. You admit that the only difference between you and your "Bum Fight" contestants is your job. How long do you suppose you'll keep that job if you take every opportunity to drink yourself into oblivion? Hadn't thought that far ahead, had you.
You're 20, and you have a job. One that allows you the time and resources to travel. To go places and see things. Do you take your own advice to 14-19 year olds? No, you don't - you go to Scotland and get shitfaced.
At 20 I had been in the military for 2 years. At that point I had been on 3 continents, seen people living in houses older than my country in Greece, had dinner with a family that shared my last name who could trace it back over 500 years in Germany, partaken of some of the best beer in the world (namely that of England - not trying to make nice, just relating a fact), traded my Frisbee to some little kid for a soccer ball in France, ridden ATVs on the best sand dunes in the world with a very friendly family in Australia, bought Absynthe from a coin-operated machine in Japan, and helped four friends drink the last eight bottles of beer in the Hilton Hotel in Karachi, Pakistan. Does that make me better than you? No, of course not. But it does make me more experienced than you, even when I was your age.
I am older than you, always will be. I might not have your background, but neither do you have mine. Because of my age and experience, I know things that you do not know. I know that you should probably stop your complaining about how tough it is for you to keep being a child. There's a reason that it becomes difficult to be a child, and that is that you may be growing up. There are many places to go and things to do. Take your own advice.
You asked that I write something. How's that?
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It is full of ego inflating bollocks. I couldn't care less what you have done. My point is not what you have done but your presumption to know more than me. I'm glad you have done things that you feel have benifited you. I'm not saying I lived in a cave, I'm saying that you're a twat for assuming. Write it in a post so people can rate it. Consider it a request.
Oh and i wasn't trying to be cute and/ or funny I was trying to recampture something from my past that I once did that clearly showed I had no responsibility and was highly liberating. You sir are a fool. You are arguing the wrong case in the wrong way. By the way just because you feel more experianced doesn't make it so. I would love to reel off a list of things that make me more experianced, but I'm not going to. I write about them, and share them. If I did that I would be a hypocrite (sp?) because I would be assuming my experiances are more valid. Like I said, wrong arguement wrong way.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:38:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:21:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
more like -2 die fag or simply 'cut yourself' which was one of the first reviews I received
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now you aer making me feel bad....was it I who told you to cut yourself?
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here is what you left me so far
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:41:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking suck at this, no really, stop!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:17:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
That didn't work out the way I planned that doesn't mean you get sympathy for being a worthless cessation to someone's gene pool. Castrate yourself for the humanity of tomorrow.
Que Michael Jackson's "We are the children"
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:15:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's this button right next to your apostrophe button labled "enter". Below it is the "shift" key and I know you KNOW this man. Above it is the "close bracket" key. Where in the fuck is the "enter" key again. You suck at life.
My suggestion:
Straight razor suicide kit for dummies.
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That is what the key looks like you asshole. If after 5 posts you can't get this right, why are you still posting?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck off and write something. Your opinion isn't valid becuase you instantly jump in with a smart ass comment when you can't write shit. I am going to get hammered, on Monday, but on Wednesday I got rugby training, and on thursday I have tennis, Friday I might go out to the pub with my friends. Just because I say I'm going to get absolutely shit faced (have a good time, and remain responsible whilst losing some inhibitions) on my birthday has nothing to do with your inane and frankly stupid comments. Just becuase thats how you turned out doesn't mean anyone else will. Usually I would have let this shit slide, but i'm in a bad mood, and you're an ass.
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It's clear you're in a bad mood. What did you expect, sympathy? And, yes, I might be an ass for pointing out that the things you're upset about are minor in comaparison to the things you may/will experience in the future. I am not projecting my inadequacies onto you - I don't need to do that, as you have demonstrated your own for all to read. I am neither drunk, nor fat, nor stupid. You, on the other hand...
I can neither make any claim of knowledge as to the extent of, nor believably pretend to care about your 'fat' status, so we'll leave that. From your writing in this post and the responses, however, it is clear to me that you are both drunk and stupid. Further, you appear to believe that being so makes you somehow admirable. Urinating in public whilst covered in your own vom? Far from being cute or funny, it's just pathetic. The fact that you are upset about not being able to get in that situation at will is more proof of your stupidity. You admit that the only difference between you and your "Bum Fight" contestants is your job. How long do you suppose you'll keep that job if you take every opportunity to drink yourself into oblivion? Hadn't thought that far ahead, had you.
You're 20, and you have a job. One that allows you the time and resources to travel. To go places and see things. Do you take your own advice to 14-19 year olds? No, you don't - you go to Scotland and get shitfaced.
At 20 I had been in the military for 2 years. At that point I had been on 3 continents, seen people living in houses older than my country in Greece, had dinner with a family that shared my last name who could trace it back over 500 years in Germany, partaken of some of the best beer in the world (namely that of England - not trying to make nice, just relating a fact), traded my Frisbee to some little kid for a soccer ball in France, ridden ATVs on the best sand dunes in the world with a very friendly family in Australia, bought Absynthe from a coin-operated machine in Japan, and helped four friends drink the last eight bottles of beer in the Hilton Hotel in Karachi, Pakistan. Does that make me better than you? No, of course not. But it does make me more experienced than you, even when I was your age.
I am older than you, always will be. I might not have your background, but neither do you have mine. Because of my age and experience, I know things that you do not know. I know that you should probably stop your complaining about how tough it is for you to keep being a child. There's a reason that it becomes difficult to be a child, and that is that you may be growing up. There are many places to go and things to do. Take your own advice.
You asked that I write something. How's that?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:31:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:26:20 (#)
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Any time that Foley feels like going over the top and cutting an insane promo like he did on Wednesday is fine with me. Nice to see him drawing a bit from his old ECW days. And nice to not hear a squeak in his voice a la Mankind.
I'm pretty sure Funk thought he was going to break him open much sooner than he did, because he had to keep punching and punching him. And as we all know, the reason why Terry Funk's punches look so real is because they are.
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Funk looks like a zombie a la JCW. He was pretty cool though, and edges spear was shit. Mankind was meh. I do like that fact Foley went nuts, I just don't like Edge at the moment so seeing Foley team up with him is lame. Although the way Lita pinned Dreamer...well I wouldnt have minded losing like that.
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:29:32 EDT (#)
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You're definitely gonna be reeeeel fucked up when you hit 30.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:29:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:15:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's this button right next to your apostrophe button labled "enter". Below it is the "shift" key and I know you KNOW this man. Above it is the "close bracket" key. Where in the fuck is the "enter" key again. You suck at life.
My suggestion:
Straight razor suicide kit for dummies.
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That is what the key looks like you asshole. If after 5 posts you can't get this right, why are you still posting?
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That was my fifth post I think. In all fairness I deserved them *weeps Emu tears* I fucking hate emos at the moment
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:28:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:57 (#)
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what kind of homo takes his birthday off?
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Excellent Question...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Any time that Foley feels like going over the top and cutting an insane promo like he did on Wednesday is fine with me. Nice to see him drawing a bit from his old ECW days. And nice to not hear a squeak in his voice a la Mankind.
I'm pretty sure Funk thought he was going to break him open much sooner than he did, because he had to keep punching and punching him. And as we all know, the reason why Terry Funk's punches look so real is because they are.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:21:39 EDT (#)
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more like -2 die fag or simply 'cut yourself' which was one of the first reviews I received
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now you aer making me feel bad....was it I who told you to cut yourself?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:08:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
Mick Foley always works better as a heel. Enjoy it.
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No way. Cactus Jack was a lovable Heel. This new Mick is shit. Angle is an awesome heel. Can't believe him and Big Show went ECW.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:08:14 EDT (#)
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Mick Foley always works better as a heel. Enjoy it.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:07:06 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, 2 weeks = 10 days, 3 weeks = 15 days, I'm talking business weeks here...
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-06-09 11:04:44 EDT (#)
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A conversation I had with my aunt on the way to the airport about my job:
Her: "How much vacation do you get a year?"
Me: "Two weeks, but in November I'll have been there for 3 years, so I get another week."
Her: "Oh, that's a lot!"
A conversation I had with a nice French lady at my cousin's wedding in Paris:
Her: "How much vacation do you get a year? Five weeks, or seven?"
Me: *weeps*
Time off is for pussies!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:57:43 EDT (#)
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None of us wanted to grown up, just don't spend the next 4 or 5 years moaning about how you used to be 18..we have all been there and no one wants to hear it.
You'll get bracketed by people as a moaner and a whinger. If you want to travel, travel if you stay put and carry on working then come round to that way of thinking and deal with it.
There is nothing more tedious than the person who always bangs on about what they did when they were younger or what they WANTED to do but didn't.
I'm sure you'll be just fine.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:55:47 EDT (#)
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From the above exchanges, I know one thing about you: that you haven't grown out of your Uni attitude yet. I suppose you think taking Monday off so you don't have to quit getting hammered until Sunday night constitutes responsibility. Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to get through life, son. You'll learn that eventually, one way or the other.
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Fuck off and write something. Your opinion isn't valid becuase you instantly jump in with a smart ass comment when you can't write shit. I am going to get hammered, on Monday, but on Wednesday I got rugby training, and on thursday I have tennis, Friday I might go out to the pub with my friends. Just because I say I'm going to get absolutely shit faced (have a good time, and remain responsible whilst losing some inhibitions) on my birthday has nothing to do with your inane and frankly stupid comments. Just becuase thats how you turned out doesn't mean anyone else will. Usually I would have let this shit slide, but i'm in a bad mood, and you're an ass.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:49:01 (#)
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It's a monday. You wouldn't take monday off so you can spend all day in a pub, or out doing something. I might be driving up to Scotland with my mate on Saturday to. This way we can get hammered all weekend without having to travel back early for work.
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Still coming to terms with that 'too' business eh? It's probably the undue stress that you are suffering at the momment.
Mate.... ask around Uber and see just how many people would like to be 20 again...you ain't got it all that bad.
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Yeah i know, i'm whining like a little bitch. It's just I don't wanna grow up just yet. I know when I'm older I will think 'Just what the fuck was I complaining about?" But for me in my self important world, this moment in my life is troubling. You would think i know the difference between to and too...but I don't. I got a 2:1 at English lit at Uni to/ too.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:41:21 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:57 (#)
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what kind of homo takes his birthday off?
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It's a monday. You wouldn't take monday off so you can spend all day in a pub, or out doing something. I might be driving up to Scotland with my mate on Saturday to. This way we can get hammered all weekend without having to travel back early for work.
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:39:55 (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:38:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
You're 20. You don't know anything. Strike a pose and shut the fuck up.
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You prick shut the fuck up. You know fuck all about me. The assumption that you know more than me, unless you know less than nothing, is laughable.
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From the above exchanges, I know one thing about you: that you haven't grown out of your Uni attitude yet. I suppose you think taking Monday off so you don't have to quit getting hammered until Sunday night constitutes responsibility. Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to get through life, son. You'll learn that eventually, one way or the other.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:49:01 EDT (#)
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It's a monday. You wouldn't take monday off so you can spend all day in a pub, or out doing something. I might be driving up to Scotland with my mate on Saturday to. This way we can get hammered all weekend without having to travel back early for work.
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Still coming to terms with that 'too' business eh? It's probably the undue stress that you are suffering at the momment.
Mate.... ask around Uber and see just how many people would like to be 20 again...you ain't got it all that bad.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:48:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:46:46 (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:43:00 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:42:34 (#)
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ah, point taken.
apologies.
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No probs man, you write like a beast.
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thats because he IS a beast.
grrrr
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What literally an animal of wild nature who has learnt to use a computer AND has a sound grasp of the English language? Or like a big blue X-men style beast?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:46:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:43:00 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:42:34 (#)
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ah, point taken.
apologies.
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No probs man, you write like a beast.
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thats because he IS a beast.
grrrr
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:43:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:42:34 (#)
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ah, point taken.
apologies.
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No probs man, you write like a beast.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:42:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:38:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
You're 20. You don't know anything. Strike a pose and shut the fuck up
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Also can you write something that isn't
A. Shit
B. Really Shit
C. Something that proves you have an idea of what goes on in the real world?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:42:34 EDT (#)
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ah, point taken.
apologies.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:57 (#)
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what kind of homo takes his birthday off?
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It's a monday. You wouldn't take monday off so you can spend all day in a pub, or out doing something. I might be driving up to Scotland with my mate on Saturday to. This way we can get hammered all weekend without having to travel back early for work.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:39:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:38:27 (#)
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You're 20. You don't know anything. Strike a pose and shut the fuck up.
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You prick shut the fuck up. You know fuck all about me. The assumption that you know more than me, unless you know less than nothing, is laughable.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're 20. You don't know anything. Strike a pose and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:36:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:17 (#)
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Yeah English Degree helped me spell. My spelling is shit, as is my grammer, punctuation and general language. I have a nice face though so it's not so bad.
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Grammar.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:57 EDT (#)
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what kind of homo takes his birthday off?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:35:17 EDT (#)
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Yeah English Degree helped me spell. My spelling is shit, as is my grammer, punctuation and general language. I have a nice face though so it's not so bad.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:33:43 EDT (#)
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I think you meant "too."
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:29:49 EDT (#)
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Bummer, chin up though chap it gets better eventually.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:28:29 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't sweat it. I'm 19 (20 next month) and I've been in 'proper' jobs since I was 17. Difference is, I get 22 days, 21 when I started.
To be fair, people are surprised when I don't turn up hung over. It's all about peoples expectations of you.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:24:18 (#)
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Ahh come on cheer up.
*hands a flower with a wink*
oh and sixteen is fairly low - I get 25 days a year.
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There is a God. 25 compaired to pretty much 12 months at uni though! Still you probably have a good job...and money....and stuff....that i may possibly want.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:25:07 EDT (#)
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Im 26 and Ive never held down a proper job in my life. Oh well, still got my honours year at uni to go, possibly followed by a Masters.
heh heh heh
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:24:18 EDT (#)
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Ahh come on cheer up.
*hands a flower with a wink*
oh and sixteen is fairly low - I get 25 days a year.
Submitted by swedish_pump (user info) at 2006-06-09 10:23:39 EDT (#)
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And then the student Loan repayments kick in.