Can anyone identify this snake? (NSFW) (1599 hits)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2006-06-09 14:11:50 EDT
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, and asks the bartender what he owes. "Hey," says the bartender, "for you, no charge!"
Everybody loves nerdy jokes...
Right?
Two atoms end up in a car crash. They get out to assess the damage, and the first atom asks the second of he's OK. "Oh man," says the second atom, "I think I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the first.
"Yeah," says the second, "I'm positive!"
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Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:22:19 EDT (#)
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Everybody loves nerdy jokes...
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Seen on the door to a light-wave lab:
"Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:09:42 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2006-06-10 06:22:18 EDT (#)
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Fantastic photoshopping
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-10 03:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one is my favourite.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-10 03:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:05:42 (#)
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Descartes walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.
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That one was good too... *sigh*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-10 03:01:04 EDT (#)
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Two atoms end up in a car crash. They get out to assess the damage, and the first atom asks the second of he's OK. "Oh man," says the second atom, "I think I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the first.
"Yeah," says the second, "I'm positive!"
It's probably wrong that I laughed...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:24:34 EDT (#)
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This is worse than the Christmas Tree competition.....
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:38:57 EDT (#)
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Son, it was fair game the moment she sent it to Method.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it fair to say that the Urbane cunt pic is now fair game on Ubersite?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:59:19 EDT (#)
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But the one on the far left is a chick. Her toes are painted.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:55:08 EDT (#)
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Oh. That's um, cool I guess, if you know Descartes.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:46:27 EDT (#)
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You must be a philosophy major, yes?
Are you kidding? I'm not even old enough to drive yet.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:37:07 EDT (#)
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nerdy jokes are teh r0x0rz
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:26:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:05:42 (#)
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Descartes walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
You must be a philosophy major, yes?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Descartes walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:01:04 EDT (#)
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I don't like THAT vagina, asseater.
Or, yours... pussyboy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:38:26 EDT (#)
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*whipping
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:38:02 EDT (#)
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I bought a WWII Serbian bayonet downtown today. It smells like gun grease and it gives me a hard on every time I take it out and smell it. I'm going to end up in a big mess if I keep wipping my dick out while I play around with the bayonet...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:36:41 EDT (#)
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TA MÈRE!!! Tsé ce qu'il te dit, le petit enfant? TU SAIS CE QU'IL TE DIT?!
Ça fait mal quand tu dis des affaires pareilles...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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ROFL that is FOOKT up!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:14:36 (#)
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Seulement 18... honte...
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Oh, t'as juste 18. Ouais c'est jeune un peu pour ce genre de musique là.
TÉ UN PTIT CRISS D'ENFANT! HAHAHAH! :-P
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:15:39 EDT (#)
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Ben, pas honte, mais... Aucune idee. Mais pas honte.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:14:36 EDT (#)
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Seulement 18... honte...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:06:53 EDT (#)
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For the jokes. I'm surprised my chem teacher hasn't pulled them on our class yet.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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nice pictures!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:05:27 EDT (#)
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What Caul said.
With bells on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:04:07 EDT (#)
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toi ton âge, c'est quoi?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:02:50 EDT (#)
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J'ai 24 ans.
J'ai trouvé plein d'autres bons trucs!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OVYu7QLHPCw&search=indochine%20sexe
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_R5-AT2puQ&search=mylene%20farmer
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6210103139178225468&q=berurier
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3417800039607949919&q=rita+mitsouko
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ5tziNoGE&search=rita%20mitsouko
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:01:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:14:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
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I can't take credit for the idea, only the execution. Method suggested it. Until it came up, I was going to paste his fat greek head on her face.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:59:29 EDT (#)
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Well, judging from the lack of bulge in the pubic region, the belt on the pants, the bracelet, the bag the person is carrying, and the shape of the pants/legs, I would say this person is either female or emo.
Submitted by FuzzyA55 (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:57:14 EDT (#)
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It looks like the cock waggler on the left has painted toenails.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:56:51 EDT (#)
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Shlong you're gay. Don't like vagina? Queerfag.
Ouais, certain je me souviens ce que quétaine veut dire, on avait les "journées quétaines" à l'école. Je ne connais pas ce vidéo, je crois que c'est un peu avant mon temps, tu sais? Mais je reconnais la chanson de la radio quand j'étais jeune, je crois... T'as quel âge, en passant?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:44:17 EDT (#)
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j'ai trouvé des tounes encore pires...mais je te ferai pas honte, promis.
hahaha, putain...vive les années 80.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:30:18 EDT (#)
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Never thought I'd hear myself say "I don't wanna see a vagina anymore"...but here I am...and I'm saying it.
Urbane's slot gives pussy a bad name.
And a bad stench.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That last electron joke is like, one of my favorite jokes ever.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:21:26 EDT (#)
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People are hung up on her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:18:23 EDT (#)
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aaah, there it is
thank you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:18:07 EDT (#)
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no stars sont vraiment à chier :-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:16:56 EDT (#)
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superbe.
Je m'emmerde tellement aujourd'hui que je cherche de la vieille musique quétaine...ou "cheesy" si tu ne te souviens plus ce que "quétaine" veux dire :-P
Regardes ce que j'ai trouver: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JweicoXwncs&search=ou%20aller
Le pire c'est que je trouve ça bon.
Tu connais?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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That's a nice-ah cunt.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:14:41 EDT (#)
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Genius.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-09 14:13:41 EDT (#)
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OOOOHH NOOOOO!