".....extreme "feel good" w/in minutes! G Spot Baby!" (1756 hits)
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Submitted by Wildcat (View user info) at 2006-06-09 15:07:18 EDT
A few weeks ago I noticed a yellow notepad had mysteriously been left on my desk. Not thinking anything of it, I used it. Whenever on the phone with someone it's used. Whenever I feel like making a paper airplane and sending it through the office, the pages come from it.
Today, however, something about it changed.
I flipped the front page over and continued my notes on the next page, ignoring some scribbling at the bottom by the previous user. That was 9am this morning. 40 minutes ago my work for the day was completed and I went to tear up the notes from the day. That's when I actually took a look at the previous owner's scribbling.
I'll quote my findings:
"My bladder is so full, I can flex muscle & give myself an extreme 'feel good' w/in minutes!
G Spot Baby!
Look at my eyes........ I feel it!"
I had to take a second look because I couldn't believe what I was reading. So, with notepad in hand I went to my bosses office and we had a good laugh. We decided we just had to know who's notepad it was.
From the wording we obviously knew it was a woman. We also could deduce that this was a note written during a meeting or presentation otherwise the person could have gotten up to piss and wouldn't have to write this note. From other hand writing samples on the back of this page we also figured that the person was a smoker. "Wanna go burn w/ me?", was the message. Since the work my company does is pretty technical I could see that this person didn't actually deal with any lab work or shipboard systems from another piece of scribbling, "Sounds like a foreign language to me!".
So what we had was this:
Woman
Smoker
Attends technical meetings but doesn't actually know anything concerning our operations
We narrowed down the people and had 2 women in HR. We only had to figure out who's handwriting it was between the two and we'd have our culprit. With some tricky hands, my boss snatched a piece of paper from each of their desks so we could analyze the hand writing. Man, I've seen too much Court TV.
From the two it was obvious that the person who swipes their pen upwards at the end of each word was the author of the kinky note. Within seconds we figured it out: the head of HR was our culprit.
Turns out my boss already knew she was some sort of kinky freak with more piercings than fingers but still wanted to know for sure. Now I can't look at her the same.
Is this possible? Can chicks really do this? I don't think they can but if so, I can never attend another meeting with her knowing that she might be sitting there getting off.
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Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-12 10:10:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-11 15:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-10 16:01:50 EDT (#)
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I forgot what I thought of the post, but I read the commentary down there and enthralling as it was I fell asleep three separate times.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-10 15:55:43 EDT (#)
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Jeebus, a wildcat post, AKA- A place for Shlongy, Caul and retro to set up a -2 camp.
You know though wildcat, you set yourself up for it by responding to their comments.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-06-10 10:31:49 EDT (#)
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My bosses office?
I think you mean my boss' office, fucking retard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:28:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:52:02 (#)
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What a dork convention.
Wildcat, you're better than this
Shlongy, you're better than this.
No, I'm not, Sphaggy. I'm worse.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-06-10 08:36:25 EDT (#)
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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-06-09 22:39:54 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:35:25 EDT (#)
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It is indeed possible.
You should hear what happens when they need to shit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:58:31 EDT (#)
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You just left out the little pat where you cronfront her, admit to loving to be dominated, and have her piss on you're pathetic excuse for a manhood.
Grow the fuck up, and stop worrying about other poeple's kinks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:52:02 EDT (#)
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What a dork convention.
Wildcat, you're better than this
Shlongy, you're better than this.
Caulaincourt, I'm sure you could have found attention elsewhere.
Retrospect, Who the fuck are you anyway? You sound like a 12 year old butt-pirate. Some of the pathetic comments that you made here were so retarded I thought my skull was gonna turn itself inside-out in protest.
Shut your fucking mouth, child. You're about as funny as being ass-fucked with razor wire. Ask your dad how "funny" that is.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:43:40 EDT (#)
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I've never understood why some people hate gay people. I've noticed it's mostly men who hate them.
Do they think it makes them gay to accept and approve of others who are?
I also don't understand why people think it's insulting to call someone gay. Not a lot of people can use it as an insult out here because I live in a big gay city. If someone says "oh yeah? well you're gay!" the person they said it to just comes back with "yeah, so?" The only people I ever hear say "dude, that's gay" are gay people.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:42:42 EDT (#)
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post was a solid MEH but the argument i missed because i was in the pub watching the opening two world cup games was amusing.
almost as amusing as poland losing to ecuador and how easy it is to score against germany.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:32:43 EDT (#)
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Just had to be there, eh?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:30:06 EDT (#)
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PLUS TWO!!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:22:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:15:25 (#)
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Why does wildcat hate gay people?
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Simple...PROJECTION!
At this point, we can safely make that diagnosis.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:15:25 EDT (#)
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Why does wildcat hate gay people?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:08:31 EDT (#)
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that guy is married?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:07:46 EDT (#)
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i hope he doesnt find my work number...
*ring ring*
BOSS: hello
WILDCAT: uuhh hi. i know retro from the internet.
BOSS: and?
WILDCAT: he's a jerk on the internet!
BOSS: probably because you are a little bitch
*click*
WILDCAT: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SOOOOOO COOL! NOW MAYBE MY WIFE WILL LOVE ME AGAIN!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:01:17 EDT (#)
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relevant as color taste worked for me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:58:15 (#)
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have a good weekend hating gay people and loathing yourself!
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and searching for Uberers' info!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:00:52 EDT (#)
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And just remember this: Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee?
That settles that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:59:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:54:18 (#)
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youre still a tapette
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haha, en effet!
Si tu verrais ses photos, on dirait une grosse femme molle.
Je pense qu'il combat ses propres pulsions en s'attaquand aux homos. C'est plutôt évident à ce stade-ci.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:51:50 (#)
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Retro- You really think you know me by what I write on the internet, don't you?
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and before i leave for the night... OOPS! it looks like the biggest proponent of not taking this place seriously is taking my comments personally. your comments dont bother me because i know you dont know me, you know retropsect. all you know about me is what i post and review on a website. i expect when i insult people on here they let it roll off their back because i dont know them. get it?
have a good weekend hating gay people and loathing yourself!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:57:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:51:50 (#)
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Caul- So what you are telling me is that a woman will believe you are gay if you tell them? That's the difference between you and I. I think this is a partial definition or at least example of what it is to be a metrosexual. Something I am
not."""
Great argument there. They'll believe me because you don't have to be an effeminate pussy like you to be gay. Most gay men look ordinary. And I'm far from metro. Do you know what a metro really is? In what kind of backward world do you live in?
Also, please explain the following because I don't think the translation worked out too well: relevant as color taste. ????? """
Now you're picking on grammar...how lame.
Now can we get back on the topic that you made subtle Internet threats to Shlongy or is your penis envy too great to talk about something else than gays?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:54:44 EDT (#)
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I'm outta here bitches. It's Friday and it's drinkin' time.
It's a celebration bitches!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:54:18 EDT (#)
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youre still a tapette
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:54:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:51:50 (#)
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Retro- You really think you know me by what I write on the internet, don't you? Oh, thanks for the standard PC response. Yet again, a formulaic response.
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who else does that? oh yeah, YOU! you bring up my past posts all the time and all you do is call me gay.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:52:29 EDT (#)
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and rest assured, it always makes me smile to be called a fag by some pussy when this week isn't over and I banged three different chicks. Something you could only do by paying for it.
I'm not saying that makes me cool or some shit, but it sure does make you look like a little idiot when you use the gay insult like it's the wittiest comeback in human history.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:51:50 EDT (#)
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Retro- You really think you know me by what I write on the internet, don't you? Oh, thanks for the standard PC response. Yet again, a formulaic response.
Caul- So what you are telling me is that a woman will believe you are gay if you tell them? That's the difference between you and I. I think this is a partial definition or at least example of what it is to be a metrosexual. Something I am not. Also, please explain the following because I don't think the translation worked out too well: relevant as color taste. ?????
Shlongo- No where did I say she kicked me to the curb. Once again, assumptions seem to be the basis of everything.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:51:50 EDT (#)
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erm, *your*
its been a long day
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:48:28 EDT (#)
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**you're ex wife**
carry on
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:38:42 (#)
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Caul- Stop acting like you are some sort of bad ass. Let's not forget who had to post pictures of themselves with a woman to quash all the rumors then claimed it was all in fun. Come on big guy, you can do a lot better than calling me a little bitch."""
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If you're gonna hammer on the same argument over and over, make sure it makes any sense.
If I didn't wanna be called gay, I WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED THE RUMORS MYSELF AND FAN THEM CONSTANTLY!
If I didn't wanna be called gay, I WOULDN'T HAVE POST A METHOD'S STICK FIGURE JIZZING ALL OVER MY FACE!
Do you think I give a shit if people think I'm a fag? I actually use this excuse in real life when a chick that doesn't interest me approaches me. It's the least of my worries because I happen to think that sexual orientation in the 21st century is as relevant as color taste. Perhaps if you got out of your own closet, you would stop thinking everybody is threatened by the world "gay".
And the FACT that you are a fucking pussy who makes Internet threats doesn't mean I'm badass. It means I'm normal and you're not.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:45:43 EDT (#)
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i do know a few gay dudes. unlike you, i'm comfortable with myself so whether or not somebody like to bang men doesnt bother me, just like they dont care that i bang ex-wife. its called being mature and not being from the mountains like you. SOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:43:38 EDT (#)
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wildcat- You figure out yet why your broad left you and is now sucking someone elses' cock?
If not, the answer is in your responses on this post. Learn from it.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:42:23 EDT (#)
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I never said gay people were weak. That was your assumption, dipshit.
And so as not to break from character.....
I'm sure you know plenty of big, burly gay men. I'm sure you really do.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:40:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:38:42 (#)
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No, I never called him. I said I think the guy that posted the shit did. Jimfiend or someshit.
Caul- Stop acting like you are some sort of bad ass. Let's not forget who had to post pictures of themselves with a woman to quash all the rumors then claimed it was all in fun. Come on big guy, you can do a lot better than calling me a little bitch.
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not to respond for caul, but i know gay people that would BOOT STOMP YOUR FUCKING FACE IN.
gay does not = weak
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:38:42 EDT (#)
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No, I never called him. I said I think the guy that posted the shit did. Jimfiend or someshit.
Caul- Stop acting like you are some sort of bad ass. Let's not forget who had to post pictures of themselves with a woman to quash all the rumors then claimed it was all in fun. Come on big guy, you can do a lot better than calling me a little bitch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:36:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:32:38 (#)
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Why, he actually called him before??
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I don't know but it looks like he did but acting like he didn't:
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:08:28 (#)
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I think a certain user that used to post here knows more about him than I do. I think he even called him once but I can't be sure.
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He sounds guilty. Maybe I'm wrong. Regardless, his initial threats to call Shlongy was beyond pathetic.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:36:30 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88937#2014088
take your own advice much wildpussy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:35:51 EDT (#)
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If wildcat called me, he probably hung up.
The only people who actually stay on the line if they call to chat are;
1) the Uber broads, and even THAT gets tiring, listening to them beg me to cyber with them, and
2) nitty, that homo.
You know, I don't know what this says about Shlongy - well, actually, I do - but with ONE exception, I've never had any interest in knowing anyone's name, location, job address, phone number, dick size, etc.
But a lot of people are sure interested in mine. Why, I couldn't fucking tell you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:34:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:32:53 (#)
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Merde. Peut-être j'aurais du taper ça en francais...
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Je t'ai envoyé un courriel
ON VA SE BRANLER DE CAM À CAM!!!
Je kid, je kid. :P
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:32:53 EDT (#)
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Merde. Peut-être j'aurais du taper ça en francais...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:32:38 EDT (#)
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Why, he actually called him before??
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:32:14 EDT (#)
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Hey caul, you have an email address? I have something to show you. Not in that way, you perv. But I like the way you think...
Anyway, send it here if you don't want to release it on this shithole: marley.lives.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:31:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:27:20 (#)
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Wow, really ARE a tough guy. Maybe I really will come down so we can duke it old-school style. Somebody would have to take pictures because that would be an excellent post. One thing though, you absolutely MUST wear that wicked cool Rancid beanie.
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Shut the fuck up, you little bitch. Can't you see we're busy talking about how fucking pathetic you are?
It's no wonder you ran to your boss to inquire about who wrote this personal note.
I bet you felt all powerful.
Anyway...where were we again?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:27:20 (#)
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Wow, really ARE a tough guy. Maybe I really will come down so we can duke it old-school style. Somebody would have to take pictures because that would be an excellent post. One thing though, you absolutely MUST wear that wicked cool Rancid beanie.
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YOU WONT DO IT!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:26:38 (#)
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY WHEN YOU CALL?
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Good question. What does this fuckhead say when he calls a person he cyber-stalked?
Does he make threats? Does he growl? Jerk off?
What happened when he called you Shlongy?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:27:20 EDT (#)
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Wow, really ARE a tough guy. Maybe I really will come down so we can duke it old-school style. Somebody would have to take pictures because that would be an excellent post. One thing though, you absolutely MUST wear that wicked cool Rancid beanie.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:26:38 EDT (#)
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY WHEN YOU CALL?
hello shlongy? this is wildcat... i mean... frank rizzo... JERKY!
and hang up giggling like a little girl?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:25:29 EDT (#)
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It's amazing- and I realize that half the people on this web site that get pissed at Shlongy ARE teenagers who don't know any better (See: Wiggles, the fucking moron), but Wildcat is a supposed adult.
He even writes the occasional semi-interesting story here...seems above average in articulation and the intellect department...
And yet he CONTINUALLY pulls this "I know Jeff's name and life" power trip. He's a fucking punk.
Which is exactly why he's on the short list of people - and the list is short - that will actually pay for their 'personality problem' someday, hopefully, if I ever have anything to say about it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:25:26 EDT (#)
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he sounded like he thought he was dr. evil or something.
*evil laugh* yes yes, jeff, hows the old job going? *wink wink*
maybe i'll give you a call sometime... MWAH AH AHHHH
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:23:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:19:21 (#)
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Good one, fucking moron. Try something NOT formulaic as a response for once.
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whos that for?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:20:26 EDT (#)
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YES... chicks can DO THIS....
Photocopy that page - make it bigger, then post it in your coffee or supply room!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:15:36 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:13:26 (#)
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You can only imagine the hard-on these assholes get when they respond to Shlongy by using "Jeff".
I bet wildcat's 3 1/2" cock is sticking straight out of his Superman underwear as we speak.
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thats the one time you've made me laugh shlongy. its just funny because wildcat gave me a little lecture earlier about this site and whats said on it not being "real life", but a few hours later he's talking about calling you at your real job and using your real name.
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I always thought the way WildCat calls everybody a homo was funny considering he himself looks like a flaccid woman but THIS is really really fucking lame.
"I'll call you at your job, Jeff! I have Internet leverage on you!"
He actually feels empowered by this.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:19:21 EDT (#)
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Good one, fucking moron. Try something NOT formulaic as a response for once.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:16:56 EDT (#)
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hey, you know who else brings up that story when they have nothing else to say? the mentally disabled girl at my part time job. she's on lithium.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:15:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:13:26 (#)
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You can only imagine the hard-on these assholes get when they respond to Shlongy by using "Jeff".
I bet wildcat's 3 1/2" cock is sticking straight out of his Superman underwear as we speak.
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thats the one time you've made me laugh shlongy. its just funny because wildcat gave me a little lecture earlier about this site and whats said on it not being "real life", but a few hours later he's talking about calling you at your real job and using your real name.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:15:12 EDT (#)
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"i'm just saying how much of a loser you came off as when you said that.'
This coming from the guy that jizzed in his own mouth. Amazing.
Shlongy- You're so fucking tough. Really, I'd hate to see you in public because you'd just knock me out and then monkey stomp my limp, homosexually-repressed body, right? I'd hate for you to break a sweat over little old me, tough guy. I'll just go ahead and choke myself out right now in order to save you the trouble.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:15:08 EDT (#)
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That explains why he loves my first name so much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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You can only imagine the hard-on these assholes get when they respond to Shlongy by using "Jeff".
I bet wildcat's 3 1/2" cock is sticking straight out of his Superman underwear as we speak.
Makes people like him feel "powerful".
Ooooooohhhhhhhhh.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:11:34 EDT (#)
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"maybe i'll call you sometime"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:11:08 EDT (#)
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retro- Remarks like wildcat's last reply are usually a "last resort" after they've been beaten down "verbally" in a gayass website "chat" like Uber.
They make their threats...sometimes, certain immature asshole losers have even gone to the added trouble of posting personal information, threatening to "call people's bosses", etc....
You know, the usual mature ways of handling Uber problems.
He's a fucking douchebag and I'd love to run into Wildcat Karate-man in person some time.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:08:28 (#)
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I'm not 'trying' anything. And I'm not the only with the info. I think a certain user that used to post here knows more about him than I do. I think he even called him once but I can't be sure.
Either way, why are you always trying to weasle in and have a conversation? This is the internet, douche. I am not your rival. I am not your friend. I'm not even an acquaintance. Stop trying to prompt me into a conversation.
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umm, dude, this is a glorified chat room/message board. i can comment on whatever the fuck i feel like. whether or not you respond is up to you. i'm just saying how much of a loser you came off as when you said that.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:08:28 EDT (#)
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I'm not 'trying' anything. And I'm not the only with the info. I think a certain user that used to post here knows more about him than I do. I think he even called him once but I can't be sure.
Either way, why are you always trying to weasle in and have a conversation? This is the internet, douche. I am not your rival. I am not your friend. I'm not even an acquaintance. Stop trying to prompt me into a conversation.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:06:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:55:55 (#)
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Hello again Jeff. How's the wife? Still adopting greyhounds or whatever it is you guys did? How's the old job? Still working at the same place right? Maybe I'll give you a call some day.
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And WE are the morons?
Wow.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:03:58 EDT (#)
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I laughed, I cried...
I held in my pee until my dick burned.
...no orgasm, I just pissed my pants.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:03:29 EDT (#)
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when shlongys personal info got posted. and now, you are trying to seem all powerfull by stating you still have it saved.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:01:57 EDT (#)
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Retro, you haven't been here long enough to know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:01:14 EDT (#)
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I already live by the beach. Next time you're in the Outer Banks we could catch up on the the good old times. And how the fuck am I supposed to visit the beach in a wheelchair? I'd get stuck.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 16:00:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:55:55 (#)
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Hello again Jeff. How's the wife? Still adopting greyhounds or whatever it is you guys did? How's the old job? Still working at the same place right? Maybe I'll give you a call some day.
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i dont even like shlongy and i think you're a fucking loser for saying that. what are you trying to imply?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:59:27 EDT (#)
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Better yet, stop on by in person. You can visit the beach and the ocean- it's literally less than 5 minutes from my office...in your wheelchair.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:59:23 EDT (#)
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I've still got the original data sheet that was posted. Figured I might need it some time. You know, give you a drunk dial or something one day. Maybe even record it and post it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:58:06 EDT (#)
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Feel free, buttlick. You still have the number?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:55:55 EDT (#)
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Hello again Jeff. How's the wife? Still adopting greyhounds or whatever it is you guys did? How's the old job? Still working at the same place right? Maybe I'll give you a call some day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:54:09 EDT (#)
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You are so gay it's gay. Fag Fag Fag. Homosexual soup contains you as an ingredient. Gay you are. Faggery becomes you.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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Craziness. Hilarity. You've got it all baby.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:47:47 EDT (#)
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I had to get my standard homosexual comments in there.
fags. fags. fags. there, I did it again. I can't help myself.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:46:33 EDT (#)
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You guys are so gay it's gay. Fag Fag Fag. Homosexual soup contains both of you as an ingredient. Gay you are. Faggery becomes you both.
You both are fucking morons. Although it's not all Alain's fault, he's moron by proxy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:45:36 EDT (#)
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I dunno, caul. When somebody writes that shit down, the proceeds to neglect proper disposal of said note, it becomes the finder's right, NAY, DUTY, to snoop around.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:40:32 EDT (#)
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no doubt about it. maybe it will be, "YOU GUYS ARE TEAMING UP ON ME! YOU MUST BE GAY TOGETHER!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:36:44 (#)
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watch out caulaincourt, wildcats probably typing his "YOU'RE A FAG" reply right now.
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Or perhaps implying that I'm gay?!
Or call me an homosexual.
Either way, we know it's gonna be original, witty and extremely hurtful.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:36:44 EDT (#)
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watch out caulaincourt, wildcats probably typing his "YOU'RE A FAG" reply right now.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:35:58 EDT (#)
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why would they?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:26:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:23:00 (#)
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Define maturity, Alain.
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Maturity: "Live and let live".
I know this is rich coming from me, but in person I am rather nice. Except with fat ugly people...they don't count.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:24:47 EDT (#)
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Look at my eyes........ I feel it!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:23:00 EDT (#)
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I originally thought that he had left it on my desk because he's got one or two of these types of notepads on his desk. Plus, he's a pretty cool guy and I knew he'd get a laugh out of it.
Define maturity, Alain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:20:42 EDT (#)
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while this is funny, i have no idea why you would show this to your boss?
you must be one juvenile little bitch.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:16:08 EDT (#)
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Grossest part about it is that she's older than my mother. Thinking about it makes me shudder.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:14:24 EDT (#)
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I wish you could look at my eyes when you read this. You would distinctly notice that they aren't reading the mess you left on this post.
Submitted by NotANumber (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:14:10 EDT (#)
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I never knew stuff like that would go unnoticed
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:13:40 EDT (#)
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did they hire the head of HR out of the red light district in thailand?
"extreme feelgood fie dolla"
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:10:30 EDT (#)
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wow, you're a regular dick-fucking tracy