Eric Shitcock (513 hits)
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Submitted by Gazareth Ellington (View user info) at 2006-06-09 17:29:14 EDT
Hey, my name is Eric Shitcock. I have many hobbies: Forcing rabbits into sex, collecting faeces of foxes, shooting ants, and pulling out my own hair. As you can tell, my life is quite busy, and I do not have any time for a family or a job. I enjoy cooking, my favourite is Aunty Maureen Pie - only 5% fat, but 95% Auntie Maureen, she tastes funny, like a clown should taste. I killed my mother pissed on her corpse and ran away when I was 11. I was taken in by a pack of wolves who raised me until I was 18 and I was able to intergrate back into society. I am a member of the local canoeing club. I teach the children to canoe, although there have been two drownings in the past year. I dont know why.
My pet chinchilla is called Michael Barrymore, and he insults me to my face. :(
I killed Michael Barrymore yesterday.
Have a nice time!
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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-06-10 08:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:42:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:21:37 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:55:39 (#)
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this ain't no way to have fun
sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
this ain't no way to have fun
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'cause mama told me, mama told me, mama told me...
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Open up the window, let some air into this room. . .
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Think moma's choking on the smell of stale perfume...
and the cigarettes she's smoking, 'bout to death, open up the window let me catch my breath..
la la laaaaaaaaa
Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-10 07:56:15 EDT (#)
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Eric Shitcock is a fictional persona.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-10 06:48:12 EDT (#)
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People like you should be euthanized. These can only be the demented ramblings of a rapist/serial killer/serial rapist. Fuck yourself.
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-06-09 22:32:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-09 22:11:51 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-09 20:55:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:55:18 EDT (#)
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Go back to Hot Topic, you trendwhore.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:42:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:21:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:55:39 (#)
Ranking: -1
this ain't no way to have fun
sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
this ain't no way to have fun
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'cause mama told me, mama told me, mama told me...
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Open up the window, let some air into this room. . .
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:55:39 (#)
Ranking: -1
this ain't no way to have fun
sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
this ain't no way to have fun
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'cause mama told me, mama told me, mama told me...
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-09 18:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How do I like this post??
Let me count the ways....
there's one... nope
what about... nope
here's ... nope
-2 it is then!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this ain't no way to have fun
sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
this ain't no way to have fun
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unbelievable!
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:46:01 EDT (#)
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fuck
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:45:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:37:31 (#)
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You smell like soot and poo.
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i have a t shirt with that one it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:44:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:38:29 (#)
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As you can tell, my life is quite busy, and I do not have any time for a family or a job
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Stop having time for Ubersite.
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Or breathing
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:43:35 EDT (#)
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::sigh::
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:42:06 EDT (#)
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That you admit you have shit on your cock.
Fucking faggot.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:41:05 EDT (#)
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You know what I like about this post?
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:40:10 EDT (#)
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har har SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:38:29 EDT (#)
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As you can tell, my life is quite busy, and I do not have any time for a family or a job
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Stop having time for Ubersite.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You smell like soot and poo.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-09 17:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not real