Fucking Feminists! (415 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.22 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mikey Cash (View user info) at 2006-06-10 09:01:23 EDT
I hate feminists. All they do is moan about men. "I'm a single mother who is trying to raise a kid and keep a job" - don't get bumped up then!
I hate the way that they expect special rights and rules above men - get back into line like everyone else!
I had a nasty nightmare about feminists, I was just walking through Chester when all of a sudden a bunch of angry feminists came running towards me with their horns, claws and goat hoofs. They made an unearthly hissing noise as they advanced toward me. I started to blast them away with my shotgun, but they just kept coming...I noticed that there was a hole in the ground that lead straight into Hell, and the feminists kept jumping out of it. I could see Satan inside the pit...in the form of Germaine Greer. She was shouting orders at her Nazi-Feminist army.
Suddenly a feminist lunged towards me with her double-edged blade of standards, but I opened a can of "GET A LIFE"...that kept her at bay. I must have blasted 10 or 20 of them with my shotgun, but they kept respawning faster than I could pick them off!
I could hear a mix of shitty music that sounded like a blend of Amy Winehouse, Lulu, Jamelia and Miss Dynamite. I knew that I would have to escape the sounds of the feminist music before it permanently turned me into an Asshole...so I decided that I must go into the hole in the ground and kill their leader...Germaine Greer.
I jumped straight into the pit of Hell, and fell through all the levels of the underworld, which were conveniently signposted with "Level 1: Expensive Trendy Clothing" and "Level 2: Dancefloor for Chavs and Assholes". I finally reached the bottom level where Germaine Greer resides. She tried to give me a lecture about equal rights and other bullshit...but I was having none of it! I opened a fresh can of "SHUT UP BITCH"...that wounded her ego, but she still kept trying to lecture me. I just danced around shouting rude words at her, and eventually she exploded like a big zit.
The moral of the story is that feminists are evil and too much shitty music can turn you into an Asshole!
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 13:07:13 EDT (#)
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oops.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 13:07:03 EDT (#)
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germaine greer may be a cunt, but that doesn't change the fact that this sucked.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-10 11:21:15 EDT (#)
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oh CHESTER?!
Well, that explains everything
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-10 11:17:56 EDT (#)
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God, you're a whiny fucking crybaby. Man up already. Take their abuse with the blatant apathy that is our gender's nature.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-10 10:06:50 EDT (#)
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My first post on Uber was about feminists. Check out this abomination: http://www.ubersite.com/m/13444
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:32:58 EDT (#)
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"Tru dat, but at least he's right."
Technically, he didn't express any thoughts of his own. And without contributing any of his own thoughts to the post, he lacks the ability to be right.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:13:55 EDT (#)
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Fuck feminism, be a humanist and stand up for everybody.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:11:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:07:31 (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:03:34 (#)
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Tru dat, but at least he's right.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:07:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:03:34 (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:07:15 EDT (#)
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You're just lucky carol richards isn't still around to hear this
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-10 09:03:34 EDT (#)
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