So... What is 10% of 321? (6804 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-06-10 17:21:23 EDT
288.9 is the answer.
Why is that imporant?
BECAUSE I'M DOWN TO 289 POUNDS!
Well, I'm .1 pound off, so lemme take a piss real quick, and were fine.
Ladies and gentleman, the fatman has lost a full 10% of his previous body weight.
Think about that.
Think about how much you weigh, think about losing 10% of that.
Has it been easy? Kinda, yeah. I haven't had fast food besides Subway and Chipotle (twice) since I started, what, 3 months ago? I didn't have a single soda for 2 months. And now, I am drinking MAYBE 3 a week. And those are generally ginger ale, since I've been craving it like a fiend for weeks.
My portions were halved, and before, those left me feeling hungry. Now, they're almost too much.
I'm actually ABLE TO JOG.
You have no idea how big that is to me. Walking felt good, jogging feels fucking AWESOME. Only been doing it again for the past 3 days, but each day, it's been great. I'm not going great distances or anything, though. I walk for about a mile, to get loosened up, jog for about 3/4 of a mile to a mile, and then walk a mile to cool down.
And yeah, I hit that plateau. I lost 4 pounds on week in the middle, but gained it right back. Didn't worry, didn't panic, didn't starve myself to lose it again.
289 FUCKING POUNDS...
And fuck it all for sappyness, I gotta say a HUGE thank-you to both Method and Crystle.
Method for being a dick about it until I started going, and then being a supportive dick since then. No, I'm not in daily contact with him getting tips and advice, but I keep "Jesus Christ man, you need to lose a 10-year old or your gonna die" in my head.
AAnd Crystle for just being someone to chatter on like this at. Without bein able to constantly jabber about losing weight, I might have given up.
So yeah.
And I decided that for those who are still occasionally AIM'ing me or whatever who don't believe, instead of a pic of me, that could be myspace'd or photoshopped, it's a pic of the scale.
39 pounds to go.
That sounds a WHOLE lot better than 70.
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:00:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-18 04:15:36 EDT (#)
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Your maths is as bad as my English.
I wont -2 you though, 'cos I didn't read you post.
Also, you're FAT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:42:32 EDT (#)
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I am 282 this morning.
Had to stabilize myself for a while, something started going funky, and I was getting pretty lightheaded pretty easy.
But I'm much better now, I have restarted the exersize program, and look like about a pound a week, maybe 2.
Yay me!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:50:31 EDT (#)
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I just found this, but I'm wicked proud of you and I hope the progress has continued.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:37:00 EDT (#)
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Jgreening is the greatest man to ever live.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:55:07 EDT (#)
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sorry. Me was drunk and in bad mood.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:47:57 EDT (#)
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Amontillado SURE AS FUCK BETTER NOT BE ONE OF 47 YOUR ALTERS!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:24:07 EDT (#)
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Bringing balance to the universe.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-16 06:53:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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Funny enough, I don't suffer.
I'd rather eat less and lose the weight than stay at 320 and have a heart attack in 5 years.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-11 11:54:36 EDT (#)
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There is a nice delicious hot hamburger sitting right in front of me. It looks sooooo good. I think I will just let it sit there for a while and watch the grease drip over the sides. I am going to eat the nice hot french fries I got that are drenched in grease. Oh and there is a whole tub of ben and jerrys in my freezer mmmm-mmmm tasty. Can't wait to wrap my lips around that tasty ice creamy goodness. I might go over to the pantry and eat all of those chips too. mmmm mighty good flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor.
Baked beans and cole slaw mmm-mmm. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes yummy. caramel apples and fried pork chops, delicious. gravy and bacon succulent.
Just wanted you to know I could eat all those things in one sitting and not gain a single pound. I'm not sorry that you have to suffer since you are such an intollerable asshole. Good day sir.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-08 11:55:08 EDT (#)
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Just in case someone didn't already said this:
10% of 321 is 32.1
Good job though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-21 00:24:37 EDT (#)
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..............
MAN, you're an idiot, Wiggles.
A right out tard, I should say.
Lemme tell ya what, whatever age ya are, go on over to your local high school next fall.
Ask the coach to suit ya up, put you in for a few plays against the JV.
Either side of the ball, donesn't matter.
You'll see how bad you're wrong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:59:48 EDT (#)
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And you know all about "fat guys", Wiggles.
Although you have "dumbfuck guys" and "ugly motherfuckin' guys" covered too, asshole.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:44:52 EDT (#)
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Offensive linemen aren't athletes so much as they are just fat guys that can shuffle their feet.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:27:10 EDT (#)
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Said it below.
I was actually well built and big in HS. (285 lb, 10-11% body fat)
Once I got out of HS and stopped lifting every day and such, it al went to hell, and the added 30 or so pounds is from rebounding off of old diets.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-06-19 00:00:09 EDT (#)
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Just because no-one's said 'well done' for a while.
I actually read most of these reviews today (Had some major time to kill) and they're hilarious. Incidentally, In all seriousness, I've always looked at fat people and wondered 'How on EARTH can you let yourself get like that?'
Well... how did you?
And please don't take that the wrong way, it's a genuine question, not an insult in disguise.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:43:09 EDT (#)
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Jay hasn't even killed an ex-wife and her boyfriend. Yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:41:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:56:19 (#)
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Sorry to break it to ya, Jamie.
Played Pop Warner football from age 7 until high school, freshman year played JV and soph-senior played varsity. Started 28 straight at left tackle on O. Senior year, was a special teams captain.
All-County 2nd team my junior year and 1st team my senior year. Didn't make an all-state team, because at the time, in the classification, there were 5 guys who played the same position who went on to full ride d1 scholarships.
Basically, and yes this is tooting the fuck out of my own horn, I played, and was better than a loooooooooooooooooooooooot of people.
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Hey Jay! Were you the football? Bwahahahahahhaahhaahahaha!!
:)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:56:19 EDT (#)
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Sorry to break it to ya, Jamie.
Played Pop Warner football from age 7 until high school, freshman year played JV and soph-senior played varsity. Started 28 straight at left tackle on O. Senior year, was a special teams captain.
All-County 2nd team my junior year and 1st team my senior year. Didn't make an all-state team, because at the time, in the classification, there were 5 guys who played the same position who went on to full ride d1 scholarships.
Basically, and yes this is tooting the fuck out of my own horn, I played, and was better than a loooooooooooooooooooooooot of people.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:29:36 (#)
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yeah, no way have you ever played team sports.
ever.
you are too socially awkward.
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Are you saying O.J. Simpson was socially adept?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:29:36 EDT (#)
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yeah, no way have you ever played team sports.
ever.
you are too socially awkward.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-17 02:01:22 EDT (#)
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Hey Wiggles, I've lost weight, but I still have quite a bit of ass for you to kiss.
I never said the shitty alter alert was funny or anything. (and by the way, if you ever noticed, most of the time I was fucking right)
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:28:44 EDT (#)
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keep at it
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:20:58 EDT (#)
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I think some of you waste a lot of post space arguing and then insulting and then arguing over whether or not you were arguing or being insulting. It seems a vicious cycle to me. Why not just end things once it turns from discussion to insults? You know when the cycle starts, it always seems pretty obvious. Well, either way, it's really your post.
And glad to hear you're getting healthy, Jay.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:05:07 EDT (#)
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How about you just shut the fuck up because "shitty alter alter" was never funny and almost nobody is amused by it?
And don't pull out that bullshit about your stupid loser Uberexperiments as justification.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:47:45 EDT (#)
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And remember, there IS a difference between the "SHITTY ALTER ALERT" and calling Perkman/Georgemichael/whatvernamehe'sgotnow a shitty alter.
If you prefer me to have a little more variety, I can call then skanky alters, or crappy alters or whatever.
But any way you slice it, when 4 different people all tell me I'm right in thinking Perk and GM are who I think they are, I'm gonna call 'em shitty alters.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:46:23 EDT (#)
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You saw two Shitty Alter Alerts today?
Seriously?
Gimme links, because I haven't tossed out an SAA in a loooooooong time, cocksmoker.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:43:37 EDT (#)
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Saw it least twice today, Tons o Fun. It's part of your daily vocabulary. Pathetic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:32:49 EDT (#)
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OCG, the difference is that Perk is confirmed by about 4 people to be an alter of some shitty fuck who can't stand me.
You notice the Shitty Alter Alert hasn't been used in a month or so, right, dipshit?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:27:21 EDT (#)
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You're still calling everyone a "shitty alter" like it makes you cool, eh Tubby?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 21:31:03 EDT (#)
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Perk, no one cares what you say, because you're a shitty alter of an Aussie who can't get over me.
Tony, dude, you're not normal. 5'8" 140 is not normal. Unless you live in Africa or Asia or something.
Go to the AMA website, you're actually borderline unhealthy.
For 5'8", the most healthy weight is actualy 165.
So smoke that crack.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:08:43 EDT (#)
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That's a fucking lie'
No one as fat and weak willed as you with no social skills or friends played football before'
I call bullshit Jaypig'
We had a kid like you on my baseball team when we were little kids. Fat fuck we made him cry everyday.
If you did play ball in HS you were the kid everyone gave shit to bet'
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:38:23 EDT (#)
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Even with the math error. Never was my strong suit either.
Congrats on the weight loss!
As for the smokers who want to quit....12 weeks for me tomorrow. I'm proud of myself. Fucking cranky (-er according to some) but proud. Not so happy with the 11 lbs I've put on -- I eat everything in sight. But since it only brings me to 105 lbs, I shouldn't bitch about it.
Again, congrats and I hope you hit your target!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-16 08:37:36 EDT (#)
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5'8" / 140 is not an average unless you're a chick or you live in the magical land of Oz, Tony. Sorry to burst your bubble.
PS: I'm 5'11" / 180, so there goes that whole "fat fucks like Jay and yourself" argument. Nice try though.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-16 01:40:30 EDT (#)
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buckeyes, i'm 5'8. i'm what's known as completely normal for my weight. just because the majority of this country is made up of fat fucks like jay here and yourself, that doesn't make it "normal."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:24:36 EDT (#)
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Good job, fucker...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:23:05 EDT (#)
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i have no opinion on this as of yet. Get down to 250 and you get a +1 lardo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:18:10 EDT (#)
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Isn't he the lawyer or something?
Bah.
I got that freaking big because I played football, and got lazy out of HS, and the muscle turned to fat.
I was 285 (the weight I am right now) with 11% body fat my senior year in HS.
Bah, hate all ya want, though, I'm getting fucking GAUNT thin.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:39:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:41:18 (#)
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how did you become such a whale in the first place? you're still more than double my weight. your beast like obsession with big macs will soon have you topping the 300 pound mark once you realize that even at 287 pounds, you are still considered a juggernaut to women. coupled with your shit personality, it's a sure thing.
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He weighs 287, right? And you say he weighs more than twice as much as you. And half of 287 is 143.5.
Where do you live, Ethiopia?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:21:39 EDT (#)
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And...Don't forget to pick up my dry cleaning...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:36:35 (#)
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And Apollo, Nick Leeson? Really? Do you realize just about everyone (especially my fellow Americans) just scratched their heads and went, "Who the fuck is Nick Leeson?" You could have at least picked someone who was more relevent in the past, oh, ten years. Kenneth Lay, perhaps? ""
talking for 'everyone' now are we?
Can you PLEASE shut up and change the toner in the fax.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:41:18 EDT (#)
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how did you become such a whale in the first place? you're still more than double my weight. your beast like obsession with big macs will soon have you topping the 300 pound mark once you realize that even at 287 pounds, you are still considered a juggernaut to women. coupled with your shit personality, it's a sure thing.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 06:11:30 EDT (#)
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don't worry found it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:54:13 EDT (#)
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"Shlongy, I only looked because the numbers were pretty high. I don't take a log book or anything, I just hit that little "advanced" button."
What little advanced button? you get an advanced button?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:28:21 EDT (#)
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And I love you, Rad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:28:14 EDT (#)
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AND YOU'RE REPLIED TO!
Notice how the letters are all big letters, but the apostraphe isn't the quote mark?
Wanna know how I did that?
THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY, THAT'S FUCKING HOW!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:14:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89204
HERE YOU GO FUCKER YOU ARE CALLED OUT
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:58:06 EDT (#)
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Good for you. Keep it up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:39:14 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I *tok* three months off last year around now, and was thinking of doing it again.
But I love you guys too much.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
It's not healthy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:34:22 EDT (#)
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Um, I've had cravings. Haven't acted.
And I mean I've had CRAVINGS like "wake up in the middle of the night almost sweating needing a fucking cookie" craving.
Shlongy, I only looked because the numbers were pretty high. I don't take a log book or anything, I just hit that little "advanced" button.
And since this post, I've lost 2 more pounds.
287. Yay me, bitches!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:21:49 EDT (#)
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I cant believe this is most heated.
This guy has probably lost another 20 pounds by now.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 22:17:22 EDT (#)
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shlongy is so full of bullshit that its pooring out his eyes
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:25:31 (#)
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PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279
3850 hits.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-14 21:59:27 EDT (#)
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When are you taking your sabbatical again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:42:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:09:43 (#)
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I just checked...
This is my most reviewed post, ever, and 4th in hits.
*sigh*
People actually check this kind of ridiculously stupid shit out? They check "their reviews and hits"?
Wait, never mind...people don't.
jgreening does.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HITS AND HEAT, ya goddman idiot.
I bet if you took about three months off from Uber - which I seem to recall reading that you said you were going to do about two months ago- you could invest that time in additional exercise and lose a bunch more weight, Tardini.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:40:55 EDT (#)
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Don't worry you'll get a craving for some donuts or twinkies and it'll be good bye diet and hello Sara lee.
Hopefully you prove me wrong because being that fat is fucking nasty.
If you want I'll send you the workout schedule that we got and you can reduce to a level that won't give you a heart attack.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:29:21 EDT (#)
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Ah, let the haters come.
They're just getting their shots in before they're even more pointless than they are now.
Besides, most of them are 2-3 people and their shitty alters.
"So it don't done bother me none, son."
Or something like that.
And Dome, if I were to ever reach 200 pounds, I'd ask you to kill me.
Seriously. 230 is about the lowest I wanna get, because I want to keep some musculature.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:05:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:22:25 (#)
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IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS TO LOSE THIRTY POUNDS?
Three months of cocaine will triple that, easily.
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10 pounds a month - 4 weeks per month - 10/4=2.5 pounds a week. That's actually really good for someone like Jay. He's not just losing water weight, he's losing fat. Also, if he lost the weight faster than that he could wind up looking like a Shar Pei.
http://www.pedigree.com.au/breeds/images/shar_pei.jpg
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:23:51 EDT (#)
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Shit, you're exactly where I am. Or was, since I dropped 13 lbs. Keep it up beefy. We'll go get Steak N' Shake together when we hit 200.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:17:08 EDT (#)
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*Yawn*
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:53:00 EDT (#)
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are you boasting about being obese?
...that's wierd, brother.
But keep it up anyway, Stay Puft!
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:41:13 EDT (#)
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'keep at em tubby fuck
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:22:25 EDT (#)
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IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS TO LOSE THIRTY POUNDS?
Three months of cocaine will triple that, easily.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-13 22:56:48 EDT (#)
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Good job.
Keep up the good work.
You're asking for abuse by making a post about your weight, but fuckem.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:26:17 (#)
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I give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, Bubba.
There are 340 reviews, and those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there.
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Jay, you gave him more benefit than doubt. Anyone with an IQ above 40 knew
what you meant. Good job on the weight, dude. :-D
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:26:17 EDT (#)
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I give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, Bubba.
There are 340 reviews, and those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:06:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Khoublaikhan (user info) at 2006-06-13 19:54:52 (#)
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i was going to say it, but i guess it's not necessary. or is it?
as my calculus teacher grades on tests, -1 for bad algebra. it's -2 when she's in a bad mood.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?
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Some people just can't fucking READ!!!
Read the reviews, dipshit. . .
Submitted by Khoublaikhan (user info) at 2006-06-13 19:54:52 EDT (#)
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i was going to say it, but i guess it's not necessary. or is it?
as my calculus teacher grades on tests, -1 for bad algebra. it's -2 when she's in a bad mood.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:09:43 EDT (#)
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I just checked...
This is my most reviewed post, ever, and 4th in hits.
*sigh*
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:07:09 EDT (#)
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So your still a pig, and a fat pig at that.
But could job tubby.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:39:24 EDT (#)
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pilates... I can't spell
http://www.winsorpilates.com/index.php?acnt=GHW00000&gcid=S6580x010&ppcse=goog&keyword=pilates
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:36:47 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha...that was great, FG!!
and Jay... sounds silly, but Pilotes TOTALLY helped me get over the kinks and pains.
and I'm talking hips and nerves from childbirth.. so it should help you too..
(get a dvd and do it at home in your living room) Also totally targets the abs which provide support for your spine, etc... so it prevents FURTHER injury when you do extended cardio or weight training.
and it feels good.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:15:17 (#)
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Just think of all the purty, frilly, lacy panties that you'll be able to wear!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:34:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:20:40 (#)
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Thank you but Forensic has the stereotypical white girl ass.
A black dude behind me in a line at the store one time asked me; "Hunny, where yo' ass?"
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At which point you told him that having all the body fat of a 12-year-old poor Vietnamese girl was this year's style?
Fuck it, I can't make a witty ocmment now. It's almost time to quit, at which point I'll go home, get some food, watch the news and log back on Uber because it's only Monday and I'm despertly waiting for Friday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:30:26 EDT (#)
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I felt healthier before I even started working out.
Just the change in eating was amazing.
It was mainly lazy bachelordom. Didn't feel like cooking 3 days worth of meals and putting them in tupperware, etc etc, so I ate prepacked nuke-food.
Now I take the time, cook a few days in advance, use fresh stuff most of the time. (I'm a geek for Campbells Veggie soup still)
But the funny thing I'm getting used to, is I'm actually getting MORE aches and pains, because my body is getting itself back into alignment lately. It doesn't have all this excess fat and shit, pulling with gravity, so that's kinda sucky. My back has been in pain for 3 days because the curvature in my lower back is disappearing since the belly is shrinking, and I don't have an appointment until Friday morning.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:20:40 EDT (#)
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Thank you but Forensic has the stereotypical white girl ass.
A black dude behind me in a line at the store one time asked me; "Hunny, where yo' ass?"
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:48 (#)
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And I just read all the shit you USED to eat.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Same here. Jay, do you actually feel healthier since you quit eating all that shit and started working out?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:16:22 EDT (#)
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Forensic has SUCH a nice ass
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:15:17 EDT (#)
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Just think of all the purty, frilly, lacy panties that you'll be able to wear!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:48 EDT (#)
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Just ignore Sorrell, he's the biggest crybaby faggot on the planet.
And I just read all the shit you USED to eat.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:41 EDT (#)
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Caul.
Walk/jog 3 days a week.
Light weight, mid-range rep (12-15) weights for the upper body 3 days a week.
I don't get 3 of each EVERY week, because sometimes my work schedule jacks it up, but never less than 2 each in a wekk.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:07:54 EDT (#)
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<insert witty comment>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:05:39 EDT (#)
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do you exercise jay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:01:56 EDT (#)
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HOly shit, my spelling deteriorated as that reply got longer.
bommsom buddy?
What the fuck, me...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:59:35 EDT (#)
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319?
What?
The?
Fuck?
OK, um, I was actually reading reviews until Method and Sorrell started in on each other again, and I thought I;d reply to a few.
Caul: The soda comment. I've been losing weight for about 14 weeks now. Over the first 8-9 weeks (don't exactly remember) I didn't have a single soda.
Over the past 2 weeks, I've had a six-pack of ginger ale. 3/week. Just have had a damned craving for ginger ale. Don't anymore.
Method: You asked why I'd even drink soda. It was like a heroin fix, almost. Just a NEED. And yes, after I drank the first one, I felt a bit guilty.
Apollo/Shlongy: The peener comments were almost funny.
Almost.
moocowx3: STFU shitty alter.
And as for the first thing I'm doing when I reach 250?
The VERY first thing?
The "after" picture to hang up next to the "before" picture that's taped to my bathroom mirror.
This isn't a diet. I use the word, but it's not the right word. I mean it as "a vegetarian has a diet without meat" kind of diet. Not "Well, I'm cutting all the carbs and sugars, and once I reach target weight, I'll go back to eating like I used to" diet.
Fuck those.
I tried and failed on too many of those.
It's pretty fucking sobering when a doctor looks you in the eye and tells you that you are slowly killing yourself, and the process will only speed up unless you make drastic changes.
That's what it has taken for me. A doctor I've never met before (new insurance plan, old doc wasn't covered) actually laughed and said, "You don't say? REALLY!" when I mentioned wanting to "lose a bit of weight"
I threw out something like $200 worth of shitty food that week. Got rid of all the sugary shit. The cookies, the Pop-Tarts, the Kool-Aid, the Little Debbies, shit like that. GONE.
All the "quick fix" microwave meals? The TV dinners, the Hot Pockets, the Totino's pizzaz? All gone.
I used to go through a 12-pack of soda in 3 days. 2 if I had consecutive days off. I've had, I wanna say 8 TOTAL in the last 14 weeks.
All the 75/25 ground beef? Gone. Now I use 93/7 ground turkey. Same price, 18% less fat, and the fat that *is* there cooks off, better.
And the portion control.
You know those "Voila!" meals-in-a-bag? I'd eat a full one, without blinking.
That's 4 servings. FOUR.
Now, one bag is 3 meals.
Haven't had candy bars at all.
I have a Clif bar every day, but that's my snack between lunch and dinner, since I go 8 hours between those two meals.
Oh, and Sorrell, Methos HAS been a dick to me here on Uber, but he's a dick to everyone on Uber. I'm sure that if his monther made an account, he'd be a dick to her, too.
OFF Uber, he's actually a pretty decent guy. I'm not a bommsom buddy or anything, but we had a good chat a while ago, he gave me some tips and ideas, and they've worked. That's why I'm thanking him.
Plus the kicks in the ass.
So, um... Dayum.
Still trying to figure out how this has almost as many hits and reviews as my Electro post...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jesus Christ!
You guys are worse than a room full of menstrating, water retaining, sore nippled women who just found out their boyfriends have been fucking their sisters!!!
Back to JayPeg's progress.
GO JAY
GO JAY
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO JAY
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, burnin' calories is burnin' calories. Whom are you to judge?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least you didn't say knuckle shuffle. maybe that's where he is. he can reach his dick now and he really is taking shlongy's suggestion.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:12:14 EDT (#)
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In the immortal words of Jay "truffle shuffle" Peg.
P
F
2
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Way to go Jay. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:06:47 EDT (#)
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Good for you man, glad to hear it :D Not many people can do what you have done.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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It's from the movie Wall Street. According to IMDB.com:
"A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider whom takes the youth under his wing."
Michael Douglas is Gordon Geko, the "ruthless and greedy corporate raider."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:48:30 EDT (#)
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Greed is good, Caul, and lunch is for wimps. """
???
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:46:20 EDT (#)
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touché
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:38:50 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Kenneth Lay
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:38:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:35:37 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
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Um, you did sound like you were Warren Buffet's padawan.
"I DEAL WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND I MAKE THE WORLD ECONOMY GO ROUND!"
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Gordon Geko, actually. Greed is good, Caul, and lunch is for wimps.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:36:35 EDT (#)
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And Apollo, Nick Leeson? Really? Do you realize just about everyone (especially my fellow Americans) just scratched their heads and went, "Who the fuck is Nick Leeson?" You could have at least picked someone who was more relevent in the past, oh, ten years. Kenneth Lay, perhaps?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
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Um, you did sound like you were Warren Buffet's padawan.
"I DEAL WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND I MAKE THE WORLD ECONOMY GO ROUND!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:19 (#)
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What can I do to help regain your interest? How's this:
A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He puts the duck on the bar and ask the bartender to get him a beer. When the bartender asks what the guy's doing with the duck, the man replies, "I've been told that quackers soak up beer so you don't get drunk as fast."
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Actually better than most of your "jokes".
You should write humor for Reader's Digest.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:33:59 EDT (#)
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If we're going to argue, we really should do it elsewhere; when Jay sees this, he's going to shit his pants from joy and say something incredibly retarded; the collective uber groan will be deafening
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 EDT (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:19 EDT (#)
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What can I do to help regain your interest? How's this:
A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He puts the duck on the bar and ask the bartender to get him a beer. When the bartender asks what the guy's doing with the duck, the man replies, "I've been told that quackers soak up beer so you don't get drunk as fast."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:25:06 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 (#)
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>> *I* am a stick figure? Yeah, I bet you're a real Don Juan you little midget hahaha: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232
Midget? I'm 5'11," which is the average height for men. And yea, I was always able to pull tail. Moreso than you, definitely. You look like a combination of a rat and Derek Zoolander. I'm not saying this to be a dick, it's the honest truth.
>> I'm not serious with anyone here. And nobody is being an asshole to you. Pulling your chain is just so fucking easy.
But see, I really try to never do that to others unless I'm provoked or unless somoene's post is so blantantly awful that it deserves mentioning. See, only certain people make me react like this, because they're constantly on me about something like they're just *so much* better than me. Most of the time I'm fine with whatever. For instance, I know Shlongy's a dick and is always around, so I never take his nonsense personally. I used to, but after I got to know him he never bothered me.
>> Sounds awfully procedural. You learned your silly tasks by heart and you never take any decision. Yep, it's a chick job.
Silly tasks? Entering stock tickets is a silly task? Are you really that arrogant? It's not like I'm Peter Gibbons sitting in Initech typing up TSP reports, I'm dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars every day, and if I screw up (which I do not) it's a big deal. If there's a problem with a trade, I call New York and fix it. A chick job is what the Sales Assistants around here do. They type up stuff to send to clients, answer phones for brokers, etc. But what do YO do that's so important, Alain? ""
you told us you earn 27,000 per year.
Yeah nice one Nick Leeson.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:27:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:56 (#)
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10:25, let's keep it going. Where the fuck is Caul? This nonsense has made the last two days fly by.
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I got work to do and to be honest, I'm not even following the arugment anymore.
Just vomitting no my keyboard whatever comes to mind. I'm kinda bored.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:27:34 EDT (#)
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Inion, that's close enough that you could see the purple of A-Rod's lips.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:56 EDT (#)
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10:25, let's keep it going. Where the fuck is Caul? This nonsense has made the last two days fly by.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:05 EDT (#)
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um. that's close enough to eye derek jeter's ass when he's batting... i'm now considering purchasing a ticket.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:24:24 EDT (#)
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Dude, you literally say the same three or four things every single time you say something to me, so please refrain from acting like you're the patron saint of putdowns.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:20:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:08:39 (#)
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You bring it upon yourself, Tom. If I don't mindlessly +2 your posts like we have some sort of gay uber pact going on, you get all worked up about it and tell me to stop being an asshole.
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No, I really don't. Like I've said, I don't care how you rate what I post and I don't complain when you or anyone -2s it. It's the shit you say that I reply to. Like I expect people to +2 everything. I don't. I just want to post what I want and not have to worry about you whining about how it's not up to your oh-so-high standards and that I'm only trying to get on Bored at Work. That's the only issue I have with it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:19:28 EDT (#)
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38 rows behind home plate, face value, 50 bucks a ticket
I don't know how good those seats are to you, but they're not bad
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:18:49 EDT (#)
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haha give it a rest, your contrived Greek/French/fat jokes are really painful
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:16:49 EDT (#)
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how much are they and what seats?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:41 (#)
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I'll come back later to see how well you're winning this incredibly mature internet argument, champ. Stand up and puff your chest out, faggot, you're an internet champion!
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Holy shit, the irony in these two senteces is breathtaking. Wow.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:05:51 (#)
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}}If you want Yankees tickets, by the way, let me know soon because this asshole at work is going to sell them all off soon
-- Do you ever pay attention, or has all the pollution in NYC completely destroyed your brain? I said it's not going to be this year, it's going to be next year. Besides, even if it was going to be this year, the only home series they have left against the Sox is coming up here in a few weeks, if I recall correctly.
}}Awwwww, that's cute, I whine and cry about something that I mentioned ONCE on this post to make a point. I didn't say anything about my personal info; I said that you should do it as a courtesy to people who don't want their personal info on here, including myself.
I really don't understand your thought process; your logic is almost as baffling as ETS concocting yet another conspiracy theory. You make absolutely no sense.
-- Whoa, that's crossing a line. Don't even compare me to someone who takes pictures of himself brandishing a hunting knife and says he wants to live like the Unabomber for a year just to see what happens.
Quit your God damned crying about something as mudane as usage of your first name. There must be half a million people with your name in the greater NYC area. Seriously, you post your OWN picture and your website which you have posted declares that you live in New York. You have also mentioned this on occasion. But my using your first name is an issue? Wow. Your train of thought is broken down in the station.
Regardless, over the past few posts I've discontinued using your and Caul's name, just to shut you up....but you keep on going about it. You're like a chick. An overweight Greek chick with french fry grease on the side of her face. Shut up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:41 EDT (#)
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I have to actually get some work done so go ahead and regurgitate an amalgamation of insults you've taken from Caul, myself, and various other people who don't find you funny; I'll come back later to see how well you're winning this incredibly mature internet argument, champ.
You must be sooo proud right now arguing like this! Not only are you arguing with me, you're arguing with Caul at the same time!
Stand up and puff your chest out, faggot, you're an internet champion!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:08:39 EDT (#)
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You bring it upon yourself, Tom. If I don't mindlessly +2 your posts like we have some sort of gay uber pact going on, you get all worked up about it and tell me to stop being an asshole.
You know who else does that?
Electro.
Yeah.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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Actually Caul, your reveiws are a non issue. I'm referring to Method when I mention that. You're just a dickhole at all times to all people....but you already knew that, didn't you?
Pussy....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seriously, thanks for that. I actually laughed out loud. Good stuff.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:05:51 EDT (#)
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If you want Yankees tickets, by the way, let me know soon because this asshole at work is going to sell them all off soon
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:04:42 EDT (#)
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Awwwww, that's cute, I whine and cry about something that I mentioned ONCE on this post to make a point. I didn't say anything about my personal info; I said that you should do it as a courtesy to people who don't want their personal info on here, including myself.
I really don't understand your thought process; your logic is almost as baffling as ETS concocting yet another conspiracy theory. You make absolutely no sense.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:02:57 EDT (#)
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I don't even remember rating one of Tom's posts. So much for saying we always attack him.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:55:29 (#)
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Yeah, it's hysterical Tom, he's such an internet loser that you feel the need to call him by his first name and act like you're best buddies just to feel some sort of pseudo camraderie with him.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I LOVE IT!!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:59:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:51:20 (#)
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Oh, so when you post, I should stay away? Just like when people ask you not to call them by their names, you do it anyway?
I rate your posts accordingly, faggot. Some of them I find amusing, some I find absolutely horrid. Not my problem if you can't handle a little criticism. Don't post stories, ESPECIALLY here, if you're going to get upset every time someone gives you anything less than a +2
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I think we've established that I don't give a shit how you or anyone else rates what I post, but the whole "OMG!! +2" routine every single time I post something is really old.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:17 (#)
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And don't say you do it because you geet a kick out of pissing us off, because you do it to everyone. You do it because you're lacking in any sort of real social life and feel the need to get closer to internet strangers in any pathetic way you can.
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I already said that's not why I do it. Try to keep up, kiddo. And yea, I refer to people by their given names because I lack a social life...said by the person who has to attack strangers online (with no fear of reprisal thanks to his pseudonym) to make himself feel important. You just keep on contradicting yourself over and over. It's ok for you to get angry but it's not ok for others to reply. It's ok for you to harass people (not just me, either), but when someone does something you don't like you get your panties in a bunch and go off on them some more. You whine and cry about how you're worried about your personal info being posted on here and then you threaten to post someone else's.
It's fun to watch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:56:48 EDT (#)
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I told you not to tell anyone my nickname, Inion, you filthy slut
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:55:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it's hysterical Tom, he's such an internet loser that you feel the need to call him by his first name and act like you're best buddies just to feel some sort of pseudo camraderie with him.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:54:27 EDT (#)
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at least he's not calling you georgette or something. it could always get worse.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:53:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:31 (#)
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That's because mentionning you is sufficient enough to get a rise out of you, you little pussy
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Did you actually just call someone a pussy over the internet!? Some internet dork called me a pussy online!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You're too much!! I love reading the shit you come back with. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:52:16 EDT (#)
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Where the hell is Jay anyway? Do you think he's masturbating to this ridiculous argument on his post right now?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:51:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, so when you post, I should stay away? Just like when people ask you not to call them by their names, you do it anyway?
I rate your posts accordingly, faggot. Some of them I find amusing, some I find absolutely horrid. Not my problem if you can't handle a little criticism. Don't post stories, ESPECIALLY here, if you're going to get upset every time someone gives you anything less than a +2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:17 EDT (#)
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And don't say you do it because you geet a kick out of pissing us off, because you do it to everyone. You do it because you're lacking in any sort of real social life and feel the need to get closer to internet strangers in any pathetic way you can.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:15 (#)
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU NOT TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DOING IT? What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
Seriously??
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If someone asks you to stop harassing them every time they make a review or write a post, then why do YOU insist on doing it? What the fuck is wrong with YOU, "dude"?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:20 (#)
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Would you like it if I posted all of your personal details right now? And don't call my bluff.
2560
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WOW. You just COMPLETELY contradicted your entire point. Way to go brainiac! Go right ahead and post it, if that will make you feel better about yourself. Considering I don't live at 2560 Eastgate Drive anymore, I really don't give a shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:26 (#)
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**laughs**
Translation: **cries***
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:55 (#)
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It really makes the day go by quickly, Inion. Like right now I'm sitting here listening to my iPod and arguing back and forth with Method and Caul and it's already 9:45. A whole hour has flown by. AWESOME!
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That's because mentionning you is sufficient enough to get a rise out of you, you little pussy.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:42:53 (#)
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And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name."""
Oh yeah, we've read that you're real close to "Brian". You're the local buffoon, with all your super funny antics.
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**laughs**
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:31:55 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
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Most asinine hyperbole ever.
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Um...ok. But that doesn't change the fact that this pot/kettle silly analogy is still overused by dim-witted people such as yourself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:15 EDT (#)
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU NOT TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DOING IT? What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
Seriously??
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:55 EDT (#)
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It really makes the day go by quickly, Inion. Like right now I'm sitting here listening to my iPod and arguing back and forth with Method and Caul and it's already 9:45. A whole hour has flown by. AWESOME!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:20 EDT (#)
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You really don't get it, do you? I thought you had half a brain in your head, but you've just proven me totally wrong.
Nice try going with the "crybaby" routine on me, but too bad it really doesn't apply here whatsoever.
Would you like it if I posted all of your personal details right now?
And don't call my bluff.
2560
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:42:53 EDT (#)
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And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name."""
Oh yeah, we've read that you're real close to "Brian". You're the local buffoon, with all your super funny antics.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:41:30 EDT (#)
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ooooh live entertainment again! sweeeeet.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
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Most asinine hyperbole ever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:28:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:15:41 (#)
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Looks like it's going to be another day at work wasted arguing on Uber.
At least I'm getting paid for this = /
Spooner and Jared and others choose to use their names here, so it's ok if you call them by their names. If I wanted you to call me by my name, I would use it here. The only reason anyone knows my name is because that bobble headed giraffe AJ started calling me George after we actually MET.
By your logic, it would be ok to call everyone by their first names, even dignitaries and heads of state. Do you call your boss by his first name? Do you call the owner of your company by his first name? Would you call the President by his first name if you met him, even though he's a retard? No, you wouldn't, unless they specifically told you to. It's rude and disrespectful.
You don't know anyone here personally, so stop acting like you do.
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God damn, do you need a fucking hanky to wipe the tears away? Waaaaaaah!!!! STOP CALLING ME BY MY NAME!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name. And the other two are important people in day to day life. You're just some dipshit online who can't be bothered to quit acting like an asshole to people, so why would I respect your wishes? Why should I show you an ounce of courtesy when you continue to act like an ass to me and everyone else? Pffft. No way. Besides, everyone on here knows your name is George. Everone knows Caul's name is Alain. Fucking deal with it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:23:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:06:17 (#)
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}Yeah, you never called me obese. Just overweight. Big difference, eh?
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Well, you ARE overweight, so um, yea.
}Tom, did you ever stop to think that people don't want their real names used on here for a reason? Have you not witnessed the petty immature shit that goes on around here when it comes to personal information? There's a reason very few people know my last name here; it's because all the retards on here would have a field day giggling to themselves and paying $50 to US Search just to find out all my personal info and plastering it all over Uber.
Stop being paranoid. No one is going to do anything to you unless you provoke a looney once too many times. My outgoing name on here is my real name. Even when I had those issues with the fans of a talentless band, I never received a single phone call or visit from anyone because 99% of the people on this communications medium known as the World Wide Web are cowards who wouldn't have the balls to even mouth off to someone in the real world....let alone track them down and do anything to them.
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It seems to me that the only people who have a problem with other using their first names are the ones who run around acting like bastards. Here's a thought, if you don't want to be held accountable for your shenanigans by a raging psychopath who would pay some search engine to find your address and come visit you with a barbed-wire covered two by four, then I suggest you tone down your online persona a touch. Until then don't use people using your name as a scapegoat.
}Being a pompous ass and calling people by their names makes you a bigger asshole than I could ever be. Of course, I shouldn't talk, I make fun of Caul and his last name all the time, but I don't run around calling him Alain acting like we're the best of friends. You and Bob do it incessantly, and Bob is a teenager. What does that say about you?
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I'm being a pompous ass by calling someone who I've communicated with more than 50-some times by his real first name? Ok, if you say so. But really, is it worse to call him Alain because I know his name or is it worse to mouth off and call him by his last name? I'm sure there are thousands of people in Montreal names Alain, but how many people who live their share his last name? Again, you're being a hypocrite. And it's like I said, I don't act like you and I or "Caul" and I are friends. I just happen to know the guy's first name, so I use it.
Finally, Bob and I are not the only two people who do so, so your comparison is lame....like always. Quit being such a whiny baby about the usage of actual first names. Man up and deal with it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:15:41 EDT (#)
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Looks like it's going to be another day at work wasted arguing on Uber.
At least I'm getting paid for this = /
Spooner and Jared and others choose to use their names here, so it's ok if you call them by their names. If I wanted you to call me by my name, I would use it here. The only reason anyone knows my name is because that bobble headed giraffe AJ started calling me George after we actually MET.
By your logic, it would be ok to call everyone by their first names, even dignitaries and heads of state. Do you call your boss by his first name? Do you call the owner of your company by his first name? Would you call the President by his first name if you met him, even though he's a retard? No, you wouldn't, unless they specifically told you to. It's rude and disrespectful.
You don't know anyone here personally, so stop acting like you do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:06:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:25:04 (#)
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You're just an overweight Greek guy in a New York apartment who spends entirely too much time abusing people online. Wow. Impressive.
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Yeah, you never called me obese. Just overweight. Big difference, eh?
Tom, did you ever stop to think that people don't want their real names used on here for a reason? Have you not witnessed the petty immature shit that goes on around here when it comes to personal information?
There's a reason very few people know my last name here; it's because all the retards on here would have a field day giggling to themselves and paying $50 to US Search just to find out all my personal info and plastering it all over Uber.
Being a pompous ass and calling people by their names makes you a bigger asshole than I could ever be.
Of course, I shouldn't talk, I make fun of Caul and his last name all the time, but I don't run around calling him Alain acting like we're the best of friends.
You and Bob do it incessantly, and Bob is a teenager. What does that say about you?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 EDT (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:44:50 (#)
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Is your name Alain? Then I'm going to call you Alain. If you want, I could be like you and just call you LaFlamme. Hey LaFlamme, tell us some more stories about your wine drinking escapades with an old Parisian friend. Did he call you after?
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Another painful joke provided by our local stand-up comic.
*APPLAUD*
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:44:50 EDT (#)
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Is your name Alain? Then I'm going to call you Alain. If you want, I could be like you and just call you LaFlamme. Hey LaFlamme, tell us some more stories about your wine drinking escapades with an old Parisian friend. Did he call you after?
It's like I told George, I know your name, so I'm calling you by your name. I don't do it because I think we're brothers or friends and I don't do it to piss you off. I do it because I've been around here for a long time and have talked to you several times and I know your name is Alain. Just like I call "JMG" Jared or "Spooner" Spencer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:36:37 EDT (#)
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Tom, stop using my first name, Tom, like we're brothers, Tom, ok, Tom?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:35:29 EDT (#)
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Alain, while you may not consider the stuff you do a career, the point was, it's something you could do for the rest of your life and whatnot. I know this job isn't something to make a living on...it just pays the bills.
If I was so inclined, I could take the Series 7 and become a broker in six months, but I really don't want to do that. It's not what I'm going to school for.
George, I never said you wer obese.
Speaking of obese, I'm going to sit here and enjoy my cinammon raisin bagel that I covered with cinammon/brown sugar cream cheese. Then I fully intend to eat a Big Mac for lunch. With any luck, I'll put on five pounds before 5 PM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:27:20 EDT (#)
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chipolatte is a dirty kike
AU FOUR LES JUIFS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:00:36 EDT (#)
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Chipo are you fucking kidding me? You are one of THE ugliest motherfuckers to grace this fucking nerdfest of a website, you have no room to be talking shit about anyone else.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63221
wow....just.....wow.....
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:34:51 EDT (#)
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jesus, i didn't honestly think that there were a lot of fat stereotypical computer dorks on this site...but apparently there are.
hey, no seriously, congrats though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:31:56 EDT (#)
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Tim needs to quit drinking
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:49:23 (#)
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I'm really a 400 pound black man named Aloysius. Surprise!
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Method is really a 600 pound black woman named Latrina. Likes it in the shitter. . .
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:17:38 EDT (#)
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congrats.
i'm down to 282, from my peak of 305.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-13 02:47:07 EDT (#)
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my god sorrell is a pussy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:49:23 EDT (#)
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I'm really a 400 pound black man named Aloysius. Surprise!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:44:08 EDT (#)
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Surprise me.
Which means rape, I suppose.
Whore
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:17:37 EDT (#)
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OK. Can I rape you or do we have to do it regular-like?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:13:39 EDT (#)
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I dont know. Shutup and lets fuck
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:13:26 EDT (#)
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Yes. Very. Why?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:10:34 EDT (#)
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Umm......what? Are you daft, woman?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:06:33 EDT (#)
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Don't be silly Method, homeless people don't have steaks or fridges.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:57:54 EDT (#)
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Hell, I'm morbidly obese according to Sorrell, and even I know how stupid being nice to people I don't give a shit about is.
My landlord is 85 years old, and he tells me anything and everything.
The other day, he says to me verbatim "Hey George, I went to fart before, and I shit my drawers. Hey, I got a steak in the fridge if you're hungry".
I put up with that because I have to live with the guy and he's actually quite nice and generous if you're good to him.
Now, if it was a homeless person that said that to me, I would have punched him in the face and stolen his shopping cart.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:42:49 EDT (#)
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That would be awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:40:16 EDT (#)
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Maybe JayPeg will become super lean chick magnet and he will realize the whole idiocy behind the concept of being nice like he is now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:30:52 EDT (#)
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Way 2 B, J! Keep it up! Seriously, until you get to your goal(s), this will have to become like a religion to you.
"EAT NOT THY DONUT LEST YE BE CURSED!" and so on.
Just remember, you didn't get fat overnight, so getting slim will take awhile too. It'll be worth it though.
You're taking the pounds off at a nice slow rate; that's good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:20:19 EDT (#)
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Go rape an underage boy, it will wake you right up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:19:19 EDT (#)
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I,m getting tired and untelligible
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:02:16 (#)
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Are you not understanding me? If there's a problem with a trade or with compliance, I have to call and get it fixed. There is an actual thought process involved, and sometimes the "training" (I literally trained myself as I went along) has little to no bearing on what happens most of the time. The real issue here is that you're in your career. I'm working in a JOB until I finish school and get my degree. Your career is obviously more important than my job, but that doesn't make mine worthless.
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A career? Working in an office is not a career. It's prostitution. It's good money but I consider being a construction worker or a washing dishes more worthy than any type of work that can be done in an office.
When's the last time you left your office and truly felt like you accomplished something? Last time I felt like that is when I did body work on my brothers pick up truck. Or help my uncle to fix his residential buildings. Or help my dad fix his garden pump. Or even shoveling the snow in my parking.
But I sure have never felt like working in a cubicle was a career. When I become a garbageman I might think otherwise but until then I'M A CORPORATE WHORE!
Working in a cubicle is not a career.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:53:23 (#)
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stop raping underaged boys
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NEVER
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:06:04 EDT (#)
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But whatever, it's 5:00 and time to go home.
Tune in tomorrow to see Alain tell us about his 12 inch penis and all the different women it has impaled. Same Bat time. Same Bat channel.
Submitted by Method (user info)