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Take the Money and Run! (570 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Horsecat. (View user info) at 2006-06-11 22:17:05 EDT


"Take the money and run,"

It's all I can think as I walk on the nearly grass covered curb. I don't remember what time it is, and my pockets are empty. And I follow the road, just to walk.

It's getting dark, it's still warm, just a little bit too warm for a walk. I throw my arm out to the right to keep from falling over, throw my head back and laugh at the people watching me. Yeah, I am crazy.

It's ok though, because I can still run, my legs still work. I'll run till the end of the earth, and this music is just right.

I hop that fence, and grab a few apples. One for now and one for later.

I walk down that street, with this shade of orange, with a half eaten apple in my right, and a whole in my left.

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Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, I'll take from this that it was enjoyed, but far too short?

I'll work on it.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How to make $4000 a month, starting today:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89041

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can we expect a part II???

I really hope so...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I beg to differ, you have to know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to walk away, know when to run.

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-11 23:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


























nur and whats in your pants?

Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-06-11 23:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and then?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-11 23:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your user name. Horsecat I mean. It's weird.

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It wasn't going anywhere though. I said what I wanted to say.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I really wish you would have kept on going and not stopped here.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:21:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

Somebody peed in your mom to get her pregnant with you.

Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Somebody peed in your mom to get her pregnant with you.


Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

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