Jeff Laben (988 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.61 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wiggles (View user info) at 2006-06-12 12:19:07 EDT
He's...kind of a big deal.
People know him.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm - I'm not keen on personal shit being thrown around
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-28 20:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More post have been written about this Icon than about anyone
else on the site. What does that say??
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-28 20:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total shit
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it cliches or clits?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:35:49 EDT (#)
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I just realized the striking similarity between Laben and Loki.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:10:05 EDT (#)
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I've got a hangover and a sore anus from all of yesterday's festivities.
See you next year, folks!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:27:54 EDT (#)
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That reminds me. On such a special day as today, it's a real tragedy that the great Random Joe user, Shlongy's Gay Lover, can't be here to give Laben a proper suck-off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:17:44 EDT (#)
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I just noticed...under the artist Jeff Bergan, the music genre is 'Gay'.
What actually defines 'gay' music - is this music that makes you want to be gay, or just randomly prance around sucking cocks, or what?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:44:43 EDT (#)
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I Get Ideas / Land Surfin'
http://www.thecliches.com/MusicforWeb/I%20GetSurfin.mp3
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:56:16 EDT (#)
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YES SIR, JEFF
http://www.thecliches.com/MusicforWeb/BThere.mp3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:49:33 EDT (#)
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Post "Be There or Be Square" now, asslick.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:43:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:42:23 (#)
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These are all too much, I think everyone's scared Jeff into reclusion for the rest of the day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the Loverboy proto-80s mullet he's sporting there...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:12:22 EDT (#)
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Stay tuned, power chord fans. We'll be pumping out classic Laben hits and taking requests around the clock.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:10:54 EDT (#)
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I think we've all got a bit of laben fever at the moment!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:47:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Erotomania
Contemporary syndrome
The core of the syndrome is that the affected person has a delusional belief that another person, usually of higher social status, is secretly in love with them. """
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Caul, I think you're confused. My symptoms are clearly more indicative of Labenmania.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:01:18 EDT (#)
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He has a strange addiction,
he (thrives?) on television,
you can't get him on the phone,
he's busy in the twilight zone.
Eye's always (?) and red,
from watching tv from his bed,
he has no time for learning,
he can't miss as the world is turning.
Oh television, television addict (doo doo doo dooooo) oh
Oh television, television addict (doo doo doo doo dooooo)
I'm hooked on that TV
no reality
television, television addict
He sits with eyeballs glued,
to the picture tube,
he don't have a lot to say,
he lives in a rerun everyday.
He has no time for lunch,
he's got a big date with the brady bunch,
bedtime but he won't go,
he couldn't miss the late show
(chorus)
Doesn't like the evening news,
gives his happy days the blues,
channel six comes in at night,
now he can get the price is right!
No commitments in his life,
Charlies Angels are his type,
the master of remote controoool,
something something and a vertical hold.
(chorus)
SOLO!!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people should really stop stalking him. Only I'm allow to stalk him.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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http://thecliches.com/MusicforWeb/TVAddiceS.mp3
Continuing with today's festivities, I'd like to post a link to a rare live performance of a song that once held the #1 spot on Billboard singles for eight weeks during 1981. Here's Jeff Laben and the Cliches, with "Television Addict".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Erotomania
Contemporary syndrome
The core of the syndrome is that the affected person has a delusional belief that another person, usually of higher social status, is secretly in love with them. """
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me again, why I hate you so much?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:46:22 EDT (#)
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If you weren't an ignorant, disrespectful cunt then you would remember that Jeff Laben Appreciation Day is the second Monday of June.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:37:24 EDT (#)
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is it Thurs already?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:33:21 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, if you didnt put his name on there this would have been semi funny, creepy, but a little funny.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:21:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well the romance did it for me.
Fucked up giving his name though.