I'm Baaaack! Vidwhore #2.2 (1435 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: Audio/Video whorage
Rating: 1.17 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-06-12 15:35:13 EDT
Okay... edited in iMovie... saved 'for web.' When I play it from my desktop it is 1.4MB and it opens your basic Quicktime window, plays fine.
Goddamn Bart. Goddamn him to hell.
And Shlongy, can it. At least I'm trying here, instead of bitching like an arthritic old man who can't flex like he once could and wishes he could get that finger coated in Prep H up his ass.
really hungover.mov (1 MB) [video/quicktime]
User Reviews
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were an old man, but you sound so young and you have a nice voice... how old are you?
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I'd pin him at a cynical 44.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-03 18:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius ... Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"
Come on, you must be able to hear the similarities
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-18 01:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were an old man, but you sound so young and you have a nice voice... how old are you?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-16 04:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man can you help me?
i wanna post audio but i dont know how
if you can/are willing to help could you leave your email or get at me please?
TheBOSHMan.at.gmail.com
Thanks
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was thinking more like Hyde from That 70's show, or a really good friend of mine, Dave, who is much-loved for his caustic commentary. THAT guy. So don't take it as a bad thing.
I like cats, so I was not mocking you. The sound was so low, I actually thought "did someone let a cat in the building?"
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:39:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
The death of Zarqawi is BAD news for demoncrats who hate America and love people who kill us or our allies. That is what ETS is hinting at I guess...
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I didn't say it was BAD news either. It's just MANUFACTURED news.
It's almost like no one has the capacity of memory. When was the first time you even heard of this guy Al Zarkawi? Why did they start ramping up his imortance so much of late, releasing his videos and so forth?
They needed a visible 'victory' so they made one up. This changes absolutely nothing about the war in Iraq. I wish it would, but it won't.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-13 13:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
You do have a nice voice. You sound like the sarcastic asshole you tend to find in every social group. You know, THAT guy.
<<Good thing I only SOUND like that guy.>>
I swear I heard a kitty in the background.
<<Yep. My orange tabby. Or maybe one of the other ones, I've lost count. Ask Death_Metal_Dude or one of the other fuckin toolbags on this site who seem obessed with the fact that a guy can actually enjoy having a houseful of cats.>>
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do have a nice voice. You sound like the sarcastic asshole you tend to find in every social group. You know, THAT guy.
I swear I heard a kitty in the background.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The death of Zarqawi is BAD news for demoncrats who hate America and love people who kill us or our allies. That is what ETS is hinting at I guess...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, you should look into voice-over work. I can see you being the new "movie preview guy."
Jack: "They SAID it would be easy. They SAID it would only BE a THREE HOUR TOUR . . . THEY were DEAD wrong . . . Gilligan's Island THE MOVIE . . . Coming soon to a theatre near you . . .
See people? There are still some good things about smoking. Gravelly voices for one thing.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 00:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm.. nice voice
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:09:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
If you think Al Zarqawi's death is 'good news', you're playing right into their hands. I hate the fact that you don't seem to see that yet. It's the 'party' thing, I know.
You don't sound like I thought you would. Your silouette reminds me of Tommy Lee after a night of binge drinking.
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I didn't realize my dick was hanging out.
I'll have to check my shit before my next vidwhore.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If you think Al Zarqawi's death is 'good news', you're playing right into their hands. I hate the fact that you don't seem to see that yet. It's the 'party' thing, I know.
You don't sound like I thought you would. Your silouette reminds me of Tommy Lee after a night of binge drinking.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:39:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, you actually have a really sexy voice. My worldview has been shattered.
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And now I'm going to go and kill myself.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:12:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like Denis Leary
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like Denis Leary
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like Denis Leary
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, either stay in frame, or stay out of it; you're making me dizzy with that herky-jerky, rainman softshoe.
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-12 20:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 Jeff Leban lyric.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really wish I could get this to play. Damn this stupid antiquated laptop.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:55:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Left on a post written
2004-09-12 17:28:20
Get a life, dude.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was better the first time.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, you actually have a really sexy voice. My worldview has been shattered.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:01:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
you have rooster hair..cockadoodledooo..hahahha
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Actually, I'd been up for about a half hour at that point, so most of the corkscrew tufts had settled.
I need a haircut, but damn, I hate haircuts, and it grows like a motherfucker.
I'm gonna end up looking like Willie fuckin Nelson, I just know it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You do look and sound a lot like a Cat Lady.
Currently listening to:
"Landsurfin" - Jeff Laben and the Cliches
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have rooster hair..cockadoodledooo..hahahha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
if i don't put the sound on it just made me think you were jerking off to the news.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:47:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh oh!
Looks like you're a....
TELEVISION, TELEVISION ADDICT
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auto +2 Jeff Leban lyric.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You didn't know about al-Zarqawi until you got back on Ubersite? I didn't know biker wedding was synonymous to bermuda triangle.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, it's Fox News. If O'Reily had been on, Caulaincourt's fucking head would have exploded when he saw this.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh oh!
Looks like you're a....
TELEVISION, TELEVISION ADDICT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for quasi-revealing yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I added on a point for the friendly "shout out".
Still ain't clicking the link, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too late...I already lost what little interest I had 45 minutes ago, Sparky.
I'm sure this was well worth the wait. Yeah. Right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like Denis Leary
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an Internet crush on your voice.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's it? Fuck.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because it's getting old, and there isn't a "Worth Watching" rating.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to have to think up something good to make video wise. Like porn.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I think this worked.
Too bad the video isn't worth all the shit it took to get it posted.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plays fine here.
People need to unfuck their Internet Explorer, or use Firefox.