A beautiful portrait of the school retard (699 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.7 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ogg (View user info) at 2006-06-12 15:51:28 EDT
I present to you all, James the school retard. He exists, we call him 'oggy' or 'eggtoss'. he deserves it, he's stupid.
PS. First post, fuck you.
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-12 22:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We used to have this kid named andre at our school, and he had a gnarly humped back, and people would throw coins on the floor and he'd chase the money and pick it up, due to his wretched poverty.
It's situations like that, that make me realize there is no god.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
congrats.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-12 20:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't have known if you didn't say.
Or maybe I would have...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-12 20:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol @ fname!!!!!!imtrendy!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What.
The.
Fuck?
Viewing this horrid pile of retardedness physically hurt me. It felt like I had my testicles slowly eroded off with sandpaper; you need to fucking die. NOW.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the hell is that Ned Flanders ASCII thing? That thing always cracks me up, rather unlike this shitty post.
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome. You will need to try a bit harder next time.
I'm sure that this is going exactly as you planned.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly inspired!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so it's a self-portrait then?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking awful.
But wait I have something else for you...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
A -1.5 fuckhead
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why do I smell alcohol all of a sudden? oh no, wait, that's just my semen.
Submitted by Ogg (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I aint dying. I aint gonna spoil my perfect -2 either. I suppose it was worth a try, i'll go back to lurking. Thanks fellas!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wiggles is having trouble GETTING PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIS CHUBBY LITTLE ASS!!!
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Jeff, if you want to juggle my titties all you have to do is ask. You don't need to play games with me. Landsurf your way over here and lay down some bongo beats on my fat, dimpled ass flaps.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:53:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have put "Camwhore" in the title, seeing as how you depicted your painful stupidity.
Die.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just when i start to believe there is something wrong with me, i realise there are still people that need to die on this earth.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me wish I hadn't breathed any air today.
Please swallow a steak knife.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wiggles, that cracked me up. I just came back to bomb this again, that's how pitiful it is. Please heed all advice and DIE FAGOT DIE. A little inspiration for you.
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
[REFRAIN]:
that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]
'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wiggles is having trouble GETTING PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIS CHUBBY LITTLE ASS!!!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS LABEN APPRECIATION DAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:53:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have put "Camwhore" in the title, seeing as how you depicted your painful stupidity.
Die.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:53:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have put "Camwhore" in the title, seeing as how you depicted your painful stupidity.
Die.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have put "Camwhore" in the title, seeing as how you depicted your painful stupidity.
Die.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is the caliber that we have to look forward to, please let yourself slowly out the door, and we will leave you alone.